After swapping bodies with green tea sister

"What?" I was startled, could it be an inflatable doll?

But he suddenly looked forward to it, and with some firmness... "Gu Jiaming." He spit out shortly, "I want to be, Gu Jiaming, the king in the dark night, and the high prince!"

"That's over, you can't do it in this life." I sighed, "You might as well say that you want to take the Tsinghua University exam."

He squinted, "Look at your ambition."

"What...it's obvious that you are so ambitious..." I lowered my head and complained in a low voice.

"You!" Mu Zhili's expression became angry, and then quickly calmed down, "Forget it, I won't get angry with you today. Hmph, I'm in a hurry, be careful that I will sell you to Gu Jiaming in exchange for glory and wealth."

"Sell it, sell it! Please sell it!"

"Bah, then I won't sell it. I think you are eager to buy it for Gu Jiaming. I know you well. You dare not fall in love with Gu Jiaming, but you can't guarantee that you want to sell yourself and make an appointment with him." A cannon!"

"You kid, disgusting, I won't play with you anymore." I angrily shook off the hand he was holding, and strode out of the dance floor.

Mu Zhili also chased after him after a while, half-smiling, "Hey, don't you dance very comfortably? You enjoy it more than I used to... Hey, just ignore me like this, really, It's so annoying, feed you grapes, feed you grapes."

"Gunna! Who wants to eat your grapes!"

"Hmph, don't eat if you don't eat."

Mu Zhili swallowed the grapes angrily.

Just when the song was changed, it was another dance song that was louder and more surging than before, which made people want to shake it.

"It's a bit noisy," Mu Zhili frowned, "I'm so annoying, I'll go out and blow some air."

At that time, I was subconsciously tapping the beat, and when I heard Mu Zhili's words, I was taken aback, "Ah? Is there...? It's actually okay... Forget it, let's go together, you've been drinking, it's more dangerous..." But standing still When I got up, I found that my movements were shaking a little.

When passing the bar, a few big boys came to strike up a conversation... This is the No.11 wave tonight.But for me, "strike up a conversation" is still very novel, with all kinds of strange means: some directly lick, some show photos, some pretend to be cold, and some "slap" the car keys on the table... …

The one who slapped the car keys on the table hit the wall the most... because I didn't recognize that they were car keys because they were so garish. At that time, I was still happy to ask: "Old iron, how do you sell the key ring?"

Shengsheng shamed him away.

"Snapped."

"Don't touch it. My girlfriend, get out of here."

Mu Zhili knocked off the rough hand that was outstretched, and took my arm as always, and rejected the accost with the excuses that had been used long ago.I obediently leaned on his shoulder.

The person who hit up a conversation really retreated resentfully, as expected.In fact, like in novels, it is very rare that the protagonist is forced to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.After all, everyone came here for a good night, not for a bloody night.Security guards will also help girls who are being harassed.

However, it seems that no one will take care of those who are picked up when they are drunk.

I saw with my own eyes two middle-aged men put a drunk girl into the car, and the security guards were on standby the whole time.

Mu Zhili's explanation is: Ninety-nine out of ten people who are willing to drink alone to get drunk are people who don't care what bed they wake up in the next day.In this world, there are more lowly women than nerds can imagine, no less than lowly men.The flurry of dancing in nightclubs is the epitome of the age of desire.

——For example, during the conversation, a sexy girl with a bare waist and a large flower tattoo on her waist swayed her hips.

At the moment of passing, I was attracted by the thrilling and charming black pattern, and the sunny but frivolous smile on the woman's brow, and I couldn't take my eyes off for a long time.

Mu Zhili snorted contemptuously, pointing at Rose, and said:

"Stupid Mumu, remember that pattern clearly."

"Only women who are obscene and willing to degenerate will get that pattern tattooed to tell the world that she is a casual slut. In this category, [-]% are high-end prostitutes, and the remaining [-]% ​​are future high-end prostitutes. female."

"Perhaps, you may think that what I said next is hypocritical, and that I am not qualified to say that. After all, I have done a lot of wrong things. But I still tell you:"

"What I hate the most is this kind of low-level animal..."

During the conversation, a few heavy words seemed to be heard by the girl.That girl suddenly turned her head and glanced at Mu Zhili lightly, but Mu Zhili stared back coldly.She showed a sickly crimson face, a little shy, but approached boldly.

"Hello, my name is... Liuyun... I came to find the bad guy who hurt my boyfriend... But I suddenly changed my mind..." She hooked Mu Zhili's neck, exhaled gently, her hands faintly, Slowly, slipped from the chest to the trousers, "There is a hotel next door, I, you can go if you want?"

Mu Zhili was silent for half a second.

"roll."

He is cold.

The petite girl giggled softly, took out Mu Zhili's phone, and took the initiative to add her phone number—thanks to the fact that the red rice doesn't have a screen lock.

"Handsome guy, if you are willing to come, I can give you a lot of money and change your mobile phone~~" The girl waved her hand, said goodbye softly, and went to the bar with cheerful steps.

Mu Zhili had a dead face the whole time.

While I was watching, I suddenly couldn't help laughing, and quickly covered it.

"Is it funny? Huh? Stupid Mumu!" Mu Zhili turned her head angrily, "Hmph, she's just a bad woman who teased me. I've seen too much...Damn it..." His anger seemed to be a little flushed, I slightly Startled, only then did he realize that somewhere in him was bulging.

What the hell, is this the feeling of being teased out...

I was wondering, but Mu Zhili ignored me, turned around and strode forward.I quickly followed.

Leave the narrow passage and see the streetlights.I ran too fast, my head was dizzy, and the dark night sky seemed to be smashed down.When I recovered, I saw Mu Zhili lying on the railing not far away, holding her mobile phone, silently looking up at the sky.

"Stupid Mumu, do you like dancing?" He asked suddenly when I walked over.

I froze for a moment, "It's, it's okay, I feel quite comfortable..." These words are actually a bit suppressed.It's not very comfortable, but very comfortable. I actually enjoy that feeling very much. It releases my nature and is hearty.The only dissatisfaction is that I can't dance, I can't dance well, and I feel ashamed.

Suddenly there was a long silence.

"Do you know?" Mu Zhili suddenly laughed, "Stupid Mumu, I thought that I would never change."

"Um……"

He patted his trouser pockets, and took out a cigarette with some shaking: "I am a very proud person. You understand it too. I am different from you. I am stubborn, just like Gu Jiaming, and I will never compromise. For this reason I have offended many people, made some wrong decisions, and embarked on some wrong paths..."

"You mean... what?" I was a little curious.

He shook his head, didn't speak, just looked into the distance.The dark night city cannot create beautiful scenery, but can only create desolation.In fact, before you know it, winter is already approaching. If you don’t guarantee it, one day, it will snow and the next whole day.

"Perhaps you are right."

He took out the lighter and lit it, took half a puff, but then gently pinched it out.

"Stupid Mumu. You're right. I'm in the past tense. I don't like dancing. It's you who loves dancing. If you want to learn, go learn it. Whether it's house dancing or sex jazz, it's all yours. free."

"I can't go back anymore... I can't go back a long time ago... I have been thinking, whether one day, even if the way of exchanging back is in front of us, we will still choose and continue to move forward with each other..."

"Wait, you put it down???"

My heart tightened.

He smiled.

"Do not."

"Just tired."

With a smile on his face, he stomped the cigarette away with one foot, as if thinking of something, the corners of his mouth curled up tenderly and decisively withered away.he sighed slightly.

"Stupid Mumu, don't you want to be free, I will give you freedom."

"after,"

"I'll call you,"

"Mu Zhili..."

TextChapter 61

At [-]:[-] in the morning that day, I "found" my own brother and sent him home.

Mother seemed to have stayed up all night, her eyes were red and swollen like buns, when she saw Mu Zhi... no, it should be said that when she saw "him", her mother was taken aback in disbelief, and then burst into tears again. go up.As for the result?Naturally, these two people who were in the same illness went to the bedroom to talk about the old days.

congratulations.

Once upon a time, the "he" who hated his mother so much was also captured by his mother's tenderness without knowing it.

Of course I feel lost, but I'm also a little bit fortunate, at least, compared to the ending where Mu Zhili still has a grudge against her mother and leaves her alone...it's pretty good, isn't it?

It's really easy to sacrifice yourself and a world where no one gets hurt.

I took off my coat at 10:30, got back under the quilt, and fell asleep until [-]:[-].We all know: there are only zero and countless times of skipping classes.Anyway, after I escaped the first time, I am familiar with the road, and I still have some guilt, but...

——I can't bear it!

——Especially when I thought about how I felt when I was sleeping soundly in bed while others went to class in freezing conditions, tsk, what a cool word!

But at 32:[-], I woke up in pain, damn it, this is the news of the world.Originally, the dysmenorrhea relieved a little this morning, but it turned out that it might be because of drinking too much and being cold last night. Today seems to be more painful than yesterday.

The only good news, I might... get used to TM pain? ? ?It’s not like yesterday that I couldn’t get off the ground, so I reluctantly left the bed, took out some medicine, ginger tea, brown sugar, and washed some for myself, and finally calmed down, and thought that the sanitary napkin hadn’t been changed since last night... Hurry up and change it .

Ugh.

Girls, what a hassle.

Continue to lie on the bed moaning and chirping.

Soon, stomach, very hungry, super hungry.I wanted to find "him", but found that the door of "him" was closed. There was clearly someone there, but no one answered my calls.I want to find a boy to help, but I am a little afraid of "him" getting angry.

But thinking about what happened yesterday, I feel strange again.Hmph, I'm still afraid of a ball! "He" said to let me "free"!from now on!Meow!Want to play games!Just play games!I want to fuck Lily!Just engage in lily!Big deal, big deal... my "body" just let him mess up?

"DaDaDa..."

Me: Lao Lin?Old Lin?

Fool Lin: What's wrong, wife?Hahahaha.

Me: Let me tell you a secret, my sister has dysmenorrhea and didn't go to school!

Lin fool:. . .

Fool Lin: Wait a minute, you won't be home again, will you?

Me: Uh, maybe?

Fool Lin: You won't let me go if you robbed something again?

Me: Well, probably not?

Fool Lin: Damn, I said, you, brother, are not kind, and you still use your own sister to fish for law enforcement? ? ?

Me: stop talking, come or not!

Fool Lin: Come on!Of course come!No come puppies!

Me: My sister wants to eat McDonald's!This time for McDonald's!besides!Double the ice fall!

Fool Lin: Yes! ! ! Sir! ! !

Fool Lin: By the way... Didn't you show your sister, uh, our chat records... What did she say?

Me: She said you have great ideas!You should learn how to be Naruto!

Fool Lin: Get out!

Fool Lin: Why don't you bring a computer and pay 300 by the way?

Me: WC.

Me: Stupid. Forced!

Lin Fool: Hey.

Afterwards—there was no sound from this product, so I probably went to buy what I wanted without stopping, right?I suddenly wanted to laugh a little bit, what is this?I teach friends how to guide myself.jpg?

To be honest, this kind of behavior is a bit scumbag.No, no, it's very scum.I didn't think I'd ever fall in love with Lao Lin, but I'm still taking advantage of his crush on me in the name of it.If I were Bi. Chi, I could still make him feel good, but I... alas.

It would be nice if we were still friends.

The purest feeling in the world is not actually I love you, but two idiots who share the same taste and want to be masked fathers of each other.Kneeling and licking will go downhill at the moment of penetration; but stupid and stupid, like two pieces of stinky tofu in old vinegar, the older the more mellow, the older the more delicious.

but.

After all, it is too late now.

It was around 45:[-], and the doorbell rang at the right time. Lin Zhengyi seemed to be riding a shared bicycle. I saw from the window that this guy was pedaling like a hot wheel. When turning, the ground even rubbed out the drift zone. .

The Huolishaonianwang flew from the first floor to the third floor in less than ten seconds. The door was opened by "Mu Zhili", but this time, "he" just glanced at Lao Lin and then at me, and then Shrugging his shoulders, he went back to his room in silence. The calmness of "him" made me a little scared.

"Mu, little sister Mu."

Lao Lin hesitated to speak.

He seemed uncomfortable.

Well, it's easy to guess, right?Lao Lin never expected that "Mu Qiuyun", his best friend, would not receive him, but instead, "Mu Zhili", whom he had a crush on, was doing reception work.Dear "best friends" have left a space to get along alone, and those who have a crush on him don't seem to reject it.I guess he must have won 500 million in his heart.

—But I guessed wrong.

"Well, I always feel that there is something wrong with Lao Mu today. Miss Mu, do you know why?" Lao Lin scratched his head in distress.