After swapping bodies with green tea sister

In the past few days when I became Mu Zhili, I often thought: Is it true that Mu Zhili "doesn't love herself, doesn't stand on her own, and only wants to rely on men"?

If I don't have the lingering shadow of "Mu Qiuyun", if I'm still Mu Zhili's pointless problem.So what can I do with my future career plans?High school diploma, princess body, poor concentration, clumsy hands, poor stamina...what else can I do?It seems that there are only those heavy handy jobs with no future in sight, or selling their youthful bodies.

From a certain point of view, Mu Zhili really played a bad hand of cards and played sensuality.She is very beautiful, but being able to use this advantage to such an extent in just one year, hooking Xu Shidao and Gu Jiaming to catch several spare tires... is also a skill.If it were me, I would probably have been cheated into listing in half a year, and the money would not be in my pocket...

In the past two days, I am also looking forward to what kind of splendor Mu Zhili will radiate with my body.

—Unfortunately not.

Two days ago, I heard about his "Affair", people nicknamed him "Air Conditioner Momotaro", and everyone said that "Mu Qiuyun" suddenly opened up, he was warm, temperamental, and understood women's hearts.In just a few days, he became the hot baby of the girls in the second class.

Ah.

After all, for high-level green tea, if you want to play with those glasses girls who are about to learn to be stupid, it shouldn't be too easy.

Yesterday, it seemed that Mu Zhili went to bleach her white hair and cut it into chic short pieces. With her weak but occasionally sharp and fierce eyes, several anime girls said: "Mu Qiuyun" is like the little angel Jin Mu.So much so that the teaching director who chased him every day had an extra nickname of "Asia Anal Taro".

I asked him at night, why do you have gray hair?He snorted and said: It suits me, show off.

He also asked me: Can I get a tattoo?

I said if you dare to get tattoos, I will get them too. I have a tattoo of Peppa Pig on the buttocks, a green fire-breathing dragon on the left waist, a white tiger priestess on the right waist, and "IGNB" on the chest!dare?

He hurriedly said he didn't dare.

As a result, this guy sneaked out and pierced my ears this morning.I asked him his ears were pierced, where are your mother's earrings? ? ?He smiled mysteriously, struck up a conversation with a passing girl, and asked for a pair...

That's right... want a pair... want a pair... want a... pair...

I feel: I, Mu Qiuyun's fame in the first life has been completely ruined.

However, there is no way.I have already made an appointment with him: we each follow our preferences in small matters, and consider each other in major matters.In this way, it is good for everyone and easy for everyone.

Thinking in another way, telling Mu Zhili not to dress up and not to do things is equivalent to telling me not to play games.Xiao Huang You already allowed me to play, and I allowed him to let him dye his hair. It's okay, isn't it?

Anyway, it wasn't me who was scolded.

Love is not dyed.

time flies.

Unknowingly, the shaking leaves withered and fell, and the streets and alleys of Lishan were covered with a yellow "autumn snow".September will pass, and October will rise. At this time, Mu Zhili and I also welcome the first "big problem" after the exchange.

The first monthly exam in the third year of senior high school (second year of senior high school).

The night before the exam.

Mu Zhili asked:

"Hey, what is trigonometry?"

after a while

Ask again:

"Hey, is Wednesday threeday?"

TextChapter 66

I have always known that Mu Zhili is a scumbag, but I have never understood how far this scumbag has gone...

basic concept?basic words?I just naively thought: He must be able to.After all, for me, those are common sense equivalent to "eating and drinking water".

however.

I'm wrong.

I was really wrong.

A scumbag can't be judged by common sense. Seeing Mu Zhili's dazed face reading the book, and the strange words that pop up from time to time, I suddenly realized: the seriousness of this problem.

"What, what should I do, will you be the last one in the class... No, no, you should definitely pass the test, even the last one in the grade." I panicked, with a flustered mentality and panicked eyes, stared at him nervously.If I really pass the exam like that, my mother will definitely go crazy, and her reputation will plummet...

Mu Zhili rubbed her chin in thought for a few seconds.

"Actually, it doesn't matter?" He laughed, and subconsciously took out the cigarette case, "It's very common for good kids to suddenly become bad, and bad kids to suddenly become good... Oh yes, are you afraid that others will guess that we change bodies?" Qi Yan shook his head, "Don't be too afraid, although you are an idiot, I have played you very well in various small habits and details, your interpersonal relationship is so shallow, and I know you very well, those classmates and friends, It's easy to play with applause. Just Lin Zhengyi, I really can't adapt."

These words really make me a little ashamed... To be honest, when I get along with the trio, I have been complained by them several times that I am a little strange for no reason.Especially not smoking.

By the way, apart from Zhou Nan, Xiyuan and Mengjia are also smokers.Girls... why do you want to smoke?I could not understand.

He seems to have noticed my gaze on the cigarette.

"Come on one?"

Mu Zhili stretched out the cigarette case in her hand, the corners of her mouth curled up, with an inexplicable smile.

"No, no...!"

I hastily waved my hand to refuse, my face turned red, I would never touch such harmful things as cigarettes in my life.In fact, alcohol is not good. Unfortunately, my body is addicted to alcohol now, and I often need to drink a little... In comparison, the addiction to cigarettes is quite light, and the occasional withdrawal reaction is not too heavy and can be tolerated.

Maybe Mu Zhili's dependence on cigarettes is more spiritual.

"By the way... what if someone with a big brain guesses it?"

Pushing away the cigarette, I still have some concerns.

Mu Zhili snorted, "If you don't admit it, it's over? Stupid Zhili, are you stupid? Back then when Gu Jiaming questioned you, if you refused to admit it, what could he do to you?" After a pause, Mu Zhili Li seemed to think of something, sighed slightly, and quietly approached my shoulder, very lightly, very lightly, very lightly attached to the ear canal, "Oh, it's a pity... I understand you too well. Weak, shake M. You should... give me a good bully."

"Hey... who shook M..."

I turned slightly pale.

Waves of warm breath penetrated into the clothes from the neckline. His expression inexplicably reminded me of the memory of being locked up in the dark night and being a puppy in a cage. ...

--excited?

Wow.

What the hell are you excited about?Am I sick?

Crazy, crazy, this devil-like world is terrifying!horrible!

"Pfft hahaha," Mu Zhili was amused by my reaction, "Why are you nervous? Fool, I won't treat you like that in the future. Yanyan and I have a pretty good relationship."

smoke?Oh yes, that girl.

I was a little curious when I mentioned her, "By the way, Zhili, you used to be a girl, don't you think it's weird to be close to a girl now?"

"It's okay..." Mu Zhili frowned, "Holding her, touching her, I'm very happy. It's a completely different feeling from before. It's just... sometimes I'm in a hurry to go to the bathroom, and I always subconsciously follow her into the bathroom. Toilet..." He was thinking, hesitated for a while in silence, and suddenly said: "Sister, frankly speaking, I have desires for Yanyan now. It's a bit similar to you... at that time, but it's not the same."

"You did it with her?"

Mu Zhili hesitated for a long time before he hesitated, "Well...I...can't hold it back. It's very comfortable. It's also the first time for her. Stupid Mumu, I...maybe like this feeling very much."

"..."

a bolt from the blue.

My sister broke her virginity before me!

The virgin feels no love in an instant!

"Then your charm is really great." I couldn't help but turn pale, but no matter what I thought, it wasn't jealousy or sadness, it was just a little, um...a little bit of subtle unhappiness?

Correct.

unhappy.

"Actually, you are the one who has a crush on Yanyan." A wicked smile appeared on Mu Zhili's face, "She admires people who study well, especially you. That's why she often comes to find a normal friend from Class 2. Here, It's the cobra Liu Xiu in front of you."

"Huh...?" I was stunned, "Doesn't she like... that Bai Xiaolong at the same table as Liu Xiu...?"

Mu Zhili looked helpless, "I really don't understand how you came to this conclusion... Anyway, she was absent-minded and finished looking for someone, and smiled at me inexplicably. I felt: This woman may be looking for you. Then I asked her to help me with the excuse that something was missing, and I struck up a few conversations, and from the way she kept smiling, I knew that she liked you."

"I really can not believe……"

"Don't dare to be a fart. Shi Mumu, you have some small advantages anyway, can you be more confident? Do you know what girls say most often after I molested them? They most often say: 'So you are not gay'."

"What, they, they," I couldn't hold back my face, "Why do you arrange people like this, I don't look gay."

Mu Zhili interrupted coldly, "Lin Zhengyi is proficient at touching your butt, thank you... Heh, it took me a lot of money to get him out of this habit, otherwise I'm really, really afraid that one day I can't help but mess him up." Hacked to death with a knife. As for you? I bet, you must have protested at first, it was useless, and then you started to bear it, and you got used to it after you endured it, right?"

"Yes……"

I lowered my head, she guessed right, even psychologically, exactly.

"Heh...the ears are soft, there is no bottom line, and you are not hard-headed. People like you must belong to the kind, 'a bitch who can bear anything in the end'." Mu Zhili's tone became more and more sarcastic, and I felt uncomfortable , opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything.I thought to myself, forget it, but suddenly found out in horror: I am still enduring.

"You are still enduring."

The white-haired bad man in front of him stepped on the butt of his cigarette and said the same sentence contemptuously.

"..."

Speechless.

Also shameless to face.

This little episode didn't affect me for too long, after all, I am a person who is very good at self-resolution, and I am very "Ah Q spirit".Although in Mu Zhili's words: it is "cowardly".

It was a long night, and I tried to make up lessons for Mu Zhili, but it was a pity that this guy didn't want to learn at all.During lectures and lectures, he always put on a perfunctory look of "hmm, huh, huh". He was even more unhappy when he was asked to recite words and memorize books. Later, he simply played with his mobile phone carelessly, ignoring me.

"Hey, how can you do this, you have to learn sooner or later, anyway, try to keep your grades in class 2, okay?" I could only beg him.

"I know, I know," he shrugged impatiently, "but you have to give me some time, I can only learn so much in one night. What's the use?"

"That's the way it is...but this time..."

"It's so simple, we both skipped the exam, can't we just miss the exam? In this way, no one will doubt the change of our grades. Although, it is not necessary at all." Mu Zhili said absently, still holding the phone Swiping Weibo, I don’t know who I’m looking at.

I thought for a while: "Then why?"

"Reason? Yours is easy to find, you don't want to take the test, that's all. No one cares about you, anyway, there are so many people who miss the test every year. It's nothing more than being scolded. As for me... it's easy to find, tomorrow is Yanyan's birthday, I made an appointment with her. Guess how everyone will praise a schoolmaster who gave up the exam to surprise a woman?" Mu Zhili smiled triumphantly.

"Wait a minute, you won't be with me...?" I was taken aback.

"Nonsense. Bringing you will completely change the nature."

"But where am I going?"

"Anywhere is fine. Dating, playing, dancing, hanging out. But it's best not to go home, in case the teacher calls mom, you will easily become a punching bag. Remember to let me pick up the first wave of mom's anger."

He lowered his head and called out "Mom" one after another.

And obviously a month ago, when he called his mother, he still called him "that woman".

"Okay... I see..."

I pursed my lips and bowed my head.

I have a girlfriend...a mother...a lot of friends...I suddenly realized that Mu Zhili has become a very powerful winner in life without knowing it...and what about me?

Intermittent love, always lingering, maybe it's loneliness?

"By the way. Stupid Mumu, have you dated any man recently?" Mu Zhili asked nonchalantly.

"No," I spread my hands, "puppy love is not good."

"I almost believed it... Who was it that desperately wanted to be Gu Jiaming's mistress...?" Mu Zhili's head was full of black lines, maybe it was an illusion?He seemed slightly relieved.

I was silent for a long time.

"I liked him a lot at the time."

"what about now?"

Mu Zhili asked again.

"..."

Suddenly I don't know what to say or what to say.

So did not say.

"Oh, emotional disorder. It's boring, it's really boring," Mu Zhili laughed and shook her head, "Learn a bit, I will never scratch my heart and lungs for any woman or man. No matter what time I can advance and retreat, it is enough grace."

"Maybe it's just because you don't like it enough?" I whispered.

"Perhaps?" Mu Zhili squinted her eyes, looking at a certain place in the room with her mouth curled up, but there seemed to be none. "Hmph," he snorted coldly, "Thanks to some idiot, I probably won't be able to fall in love with anyone again in this life."

【Fall in love with...】

【Are you talking about...Meng Chang...】

I was slightly taken aback, but also helpless.A certain uncomfortable feeling stirred in my heart again.For a moment - I want to see Meng Chang, want to know, the former Zhili.

That Zhili who never wants to live in my eyes.