After swapping bodies with green tea sister

"Oh, by the way, I made an appointment to live in Yanyan's house tomorrow, remember to tell my mother for me, um, just say, I'm going to make up lessons for my female classmates." Mu Zhili was a little embarrassed when she said this.

"It's such a loving make-up class." I teased.

Mu Zhili turned her head, "I...don't like to use your...to do that kind of thing. It's just...just...to smoke her, it's very fragrant and soft. I...I didn't expect that I would So fast...don't laugh! I know, I know it's weird, but holding Yanyan, I always, always, can't help it..." It's so rare, it turns out that he can also blush.

That familiar look, on that familiar face, has an indescribably distant and strange feeling.

Everything seems to be stripped away.

"Do you love her?"

my instinct suddenly asked.

But in my mind, I actually don't want to know the answer.

And Mu Zhili was slightly stunned.He shook his head first, then nodded violently, but in the end, slowly, leisurely, shook his head again.

"It doesn't matter if I love you or not, but I will be good to her. I said that because of some idiot, I will never fall in love with anyone again." He was expressionless.

"Will you take charge of her like a man?" I asked.

"I'll do my best," he said.

"Try as much as possible..." "Actually, I heard a sentence a long time ago: try my best, which means that I leave room for myself, and I also give it to myself. I plan to use this kind of excuse and reason to do more and more things sooner or later." Prevarication."

"Oh, so?" He raised his head slightly.

"You're such a badass." I laughed.

"Aren't you the same?" He shrugged and imitated me, showing his white teeth and giggling, "My dear Mumu, silly Mumu. I bet you will degenerate faster than me."

"Just bet, then, what are you betting on?" I asked Yanran.

"Bet on you," he said decisively, "I want you to bet on you."

At that moment, as if time had been frozen, Feng Xiaoxiao passed by, blowing his white hair and resolute peach blossom eyes.

I froze slightly.

A heavy sound that went straight to the depths of the heart.

Maybe hallucinations.

Maybe it's the bell that shattered the illusory bubble in the distance...

TextChapter 67

The next day, I escaped the exam with him as promised.

Yanyan, that crazy woman, also left with Mu Zhili.They pulled from the corridor to the intersection, and I followed silently, listening to their itinerary for the whole day.Visit the garden, go shopping, eat Thai food, then go to the movies, play the secret room, go home, take a shower, and do some actions that are not shown according to the policy.

"Does my sister want to come with you?"

The sound of smoke and smoke woke me up from a dazed state like thunder.

The beautiful peach blossom eyes that I used to be familiar with and had sexual fantasies evoked a trace of reminiscence in me.In the past, besides Ya'er, she was probably the most beautiful girl in my heart, right?

Oh, yes, Mu Zhili doesn't count.Compared with Mu Zhili, it's a bit of a bully to these poor high school girls.

Not to mention that he is a younger sister—a younger sister is not a girl.

Just as she was thinking about it, Yanyan glanced at Mu Zhili slightly, "It doesn't matter if Sister Mu wants to come," she secretly watched Mu Zhili's reaction, Mu Zhili was startled, but didn't say anything.So Yanyan said again: "Anyway, your brother will definitely welcome you. Such an amazing sister, how face-saving, I don't care about being a green leaf..."

This sentence is driving people away.

Although I'm stupid, after changing to Mu Zhili, I'm still very clever in some places.

What else can I do?In the world of the two of them, I can never be a summoned beast.So he waved his hand and said goodbye to them with a smile.Yan Yante hypocritically asked if he had any plans for a while, and if they had nowhere to go, they could take care of them... I quickly said, "Yes, there are."

Mu Zhili suddenly asked what the plan was.

I said: date.

Mu Zhili looked a little surprised.When I turned around to leave, I vaguely saw Mu Zhili open his mouth slightly, as if he wanted to ask something, but turned around, until he walked far away, his voice did not appear.

hi ah...

Really, when he asks a question, I will tell him with my hands behind my back: I'm just kidding.

At [-]:[-], all the good boys are taking exams.Well, obviously, I'm not a good boy.In fact, you can go back and continue the exam, anyway, Mu Zhili doesn't need me.But when I thought that in order to avoid suspicion, I had to fill in all the wrong answers, I felt: it's meaningless, and it's meaningless to go back, it's better to be outside.

But where can one go at a time like this?It hit me suddenly: without classes, without a trio of directions, I was in the city with nowhere to go.

What a pity.

After living for 17 years, I am still a catfish, going to school, doing quizzes, and playing games—there is only this small mud pond in my life.I gradually understood why I couldn't get along with girls anymore. If, now, I was given a boring boy like me who blushed from time to time and was speechless, let alone being close, even being friends would be very tiring.

Mu Zhili is different.

He is a carp, even if he is a little out of his wits, he is still a carp.On the other side of his dreams and fantasies, there is a dragon gate that he will definitely jump out of.The biggest difference between me and him is: I am afraid of even a little bit of failure, while he chases even a little bit of hope.

Why is this so?

Why, the same family, temperament will be completely different?

The moist air in the morning diffuses in Xiwei, and the wild flowers and grass on the roadside are blown away by the autumn wind.As I walked, I thought, wandering and wandering alone, the lilacs in the rainy alley are long and quiet.

Then I came to the end of the alley.

Then I looked up and saw a sign.

"Longmen Internet Cafe".

Ok.

Suddenly understand what to do today.

Three hundred heroes!Log in!

Facts have proved that I am a very optimistic person, moreover, I am a very optimistic person with a bad memory.The complicated and melancholy "confusion of life" just now was thrown to Java immediately after Kirito pointed out the wind on the soles of his feet.start! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... first blood!Um?What's the situation, why is this 214 damage so high?

Mom, I don't accept it!

Buy contract swords, potions of wisdom, hum, fight again in the middle!

See the cosmic swordsman on my head? ? ?Hehe, this is proof of strength! ! ! Are you afraid of Kirito Qiansheng with a score of 1900 (note: equivalent to rolling silver)? ? ?

"double kill!"

While talking and laughing, the opponent killed me and my second brother Kenshin who came to gank, and put a little blue-haired girl who loves to ask questions on his head.

How can it be repaired!mock me!

Fight again!

15 minutes later...

I stared at the big "failure" and the exploding crystal on the screen, lost in thought.

Why?Is it my fault for playing Kirito?But what did my Kirito player do wrong?Why did my teammates report me in the end?Still ask me to hang up?

Do not know do not know.

Go on, next one.

……

Time in the Eternal Land always flies by, unconsciously, my stomach is growling with hunger, and when I look up, it turns out that it is already 12:30.

——However, I can't walk away for the time being. This time, I must never give up.After a [-]-game "happy but reported every round" losing streak, this was the only one I could hope to win.As the big brother Kirito in the mid laner, I took on the important task of resisting most of the opponent's damage very responsibly.Wearing Iron Shard Fang Armor, Sonic Gauntlet, Bodyguard Dagger Armor, and Three Holy Meat Armor, I rely on the Interpreter to play brilliant knife light output, and I can absorb at least one draw from the opposing ADC in every team battle.

Another tense and exciting team battle, I flicked to seduce me mother-in-law, accidentally Q to a minion, and ended up pushing the opposing ADC into the corner by accident.My hand trembled, and I sneered inwardly. A Starburst Abandoned Healing Slash was about to hit, and then——accidentally pressed the teleport.

I go!

Do not!still have a chance!

When it was too late, I hurriedly used a W to cancel the teleportation. It happened that the opponent's adc was stunned. I immediately pressed the shield, and released the square cut, swish, swish, and tapped four shadows in one second, and pulled out four Knife light.Every dish!

...None of them hit the opponent's ADC...

But it doesn't matter, it's so cool to pull out a funny knife light again~~

Snapped.

After being shot by the adc, the screen went black.

"You can't fight like this. Beauty." A helpless and thick male voice sounded inexplicably from behind, and I was so scared that I sat up, turned around, and saw a fat and tall figure, "Hey?? Qian, Qian Xixixi Xi..." He meowed, acquaintance.

Seeing my face, Qian Duoduo froze for a moment, "WC, Goddess Mu??? Is it really you???"

"nonsense."

As a result, Qian Duoduo's expression became even more horrified, "Hiss... what the hell, this is wrong, Goddess Mu, your painting style, blah, blah, blah..." Scratching his head frantically, scratching his head with overclocking, scratching his head with quantum vibration, his head was almost bald, he Only then did he spit out in shock: "You, you actually... beat three hundred heroes in an Internet cafe at noon? Are you still using the middle single maggot? The wind and stench maggots on the soles of the fifteen armored feet?" This guy looks like his three views have collapsed , Well, from this reaction, I guess, he must be a strong player.

Intensity players hate Sangou and Tongmaggot the most. The former destroys the game experience of both parties, and the latter is likely to destroy their own game experience.

Especially sword light players.

70% destroy your own game experience.

According to legend, the three-time champion "Y, A" brother once complained in tears: "Hey, brothers... I said earlier, Kirito don't draw the sword, don't draw the sword, repeat, Tongren, don't draw the knife Light!"

The power of the sword light can be seen from it.

"Well... it's just maggots, sprinkle water..." I lightly parted my red lips, leaned back, and waved my wrist lazily, "To tell you the truth, I'm still a white tiger player, the kind that doesn't move if the defense tower is not broken. "

Qian Duoduo blinked in astonishment.

After a long time, he slowly came back to his senses, his expression seemed to be reminiscing.A little dazed, but not obscene.I know that the exhausted and relaxed look just now was full of coquettishness, so I'm not too surprised.

At that time, my Kirito was revived, and the adc and support with residual blood behind the opponent's group also pushed to the high ground together, and a wave was about to come.

"let me."

Qian Duoduo held down my mouse, a strange light flowed in his eyes.

This man suddenly erupted with a terrifying and huge self-confidence, as if the moment he held the mouse, he was the king of Eternal Land!

I resignedly gave up my seat.To be honest, I don't really care about sitting in a chair at a time like this... However, he is too big to fit me.

"Come on! If you win, please eat!"

Subconsciously showered him with empty promises of encouragement.

——In a blink of an eye, Qian Duoduo's body trembled, his expression changed from dignified to ecstatic, and from ecstatic to swiftly solemn to fearful solemnity in the face of life and death.

"we have a deal!"

He suppressed a growl.

"Um……"

I am embarrassed.

But looking at the screen, the white Kirito sold the Interpreter and bought the Resurrection Armor.Utilizing the acceleration of the water spring (note: similar to the effect of the home guard), he rushed towards the opponent's adc, and the assistant reacted to set up a shield, and Kirito's figure flickered, throwing four shadows on the spot, and retreated inexplicably.

The adc was really chasing after him.In an instant, Qian Duoduo hit the shadow with his backhand, turned around and hit the tower with the Q pawn, knocking the adc unconscious on the tower by the way.A round of perfect distance control, I was stunned.

At this moment, the team battle has just ended. Adc has no magic wand, support is not as big as life-saving, Qian Duoduo is almost casual, eawa receives the r skill Tianwaifeixian, and reaps this life. The adc died and assisted and fled, but Qian Duoduo didn't chase after him, but immediately chose flying shoes to advance on the road.At the moment when the opponent's mid laner was revived, he pushed down the two front tooth towers, and then directly blocked the three shadows changing positions. Waiting for an opportunity to push away the crystal.

-victory-

Actually... really won.

In the meantime, he is so good at awareness, positioning, and anticipation that I want to give him an Italian shot.

Like Lee!Chen Xiuqin!

"How, is there nothing wrong? Goddess. Let's push back against the wind." Qian Duoduo immediately turned around to show off to me, and then subconsciously cut off the state of dead house in a second, "Goddess Mu, let me tell you, the knife light thing Well, fancy is not useful, #￥%#￥%#￥% (hundreds of words), and then the half-meat with grids in the later stage is best to have a resurrection armor, pulling the space @#￥@#￥@#￥ (Hundreds of words)...do you understand?"

"Hiss, it makes sense." I pondered.

Don't tell girls too much about games... Brackets, except for morph girls, because they're usually more into games than you are.

Qian Duoduo calmed down and was also a little stunned.I understand this stupefaction.Think about it, whether it's Mu Zhili before, or me after changing, I'm not pretending to him.Especially me, when I met him for the first time, I persuaded him to stop licking with a dark face, which made it uncomfortable for everyone... But I never expected that "Goddess Mu" is also a 300er!

The development of this plot, put a certain fruit package website, namely "Game Friend Turns Out to Have a Secret Love for a Girl", "As a 300er, I Broke the Secret of the School Girl"... so, it is necessary to open the two harems in a hundred chapters.

I guess: He may have the illusion of "I am the master" now.

"Speaking of Goddess, 'please eat', when will it be honored?" While thinking, Qian Duoduo looked at me pitifully, like a fat rottweiler.

"Uh, how about, now?" I had a headache.

"Come on, I've already eaten. Er... no, you haven't eaten yet? Let's go, I invite you, I invite you." Old Qian immediately took the opportunity to invite.I thought about it, and hesitated, "No...this...is not good."

"What's wrong? Are you afraid that I will chase you again? Actually, after you told me that day, 'Don't waste time on you', I thought about it a lot. Thinking about it carefully, it is indeed, oh, I I'm not good enough for you. I was favored by you before, maybe because you like me to pay for you, but now I don't even have this purpose. It was hard to accept at first, but I figured it out and understood you. "Qian Duoduo said helplessly, I was taken aback for a moment, yo, my brother's awareness... there is something.