After swapping bodies with green tea sister

So, women are trouble.

It's better to be a man.

...wait what am I thinking?

After chatting for a while, Lao Zhao and the others naturally didn't care who I went out with, they just said, "Be careful when you're a light bulb~" and "Watch out for thieves and traffickers!" Such ordinary advices.The next day, I flew to the imperial capital with An Jianchen and Meng Shang, and played around in Happy Valley.

——The feeling is that I don’t want to come here in this life... Vomit... Some projects almost scare the hair of labor and management.

Meng Chang was quite happy, the more he was stimulated, the happier he was, but most of the time he had to hold on to the wig.The old security Cheng poker face, a little gloomy, and a little heavy, few words, but he is really reliable, most of the time he is taking care of Meng Shang and me.

Lao An stopped bickering with me.These things always give me a bad feeling.

I hate, hate that premonition.

There is another interesting thing on the way, Turkish ice cream, it is said that it can be free without being tricked.I was tricked, and Meng Chang was also tricked. The man reacted really quickly, but when he met Lao An, the first one, the man was going around, and suddenly realized that hey, where am I fucking my ice cream?

Lao An get ice cream*1, indifferent face.jpg*1.

The man with the second one learned from the painful experience and installed it very carefully, but as soon as he touched his iron thing, he found that there was another one in Lao An's hand.We didn't see when Lao An made the move at all, and the hand speed must have at least 600 years of single-handed skills.

The third one, the man's eyes trembled with fear, Lao An smiled contemptuously, and made three consecutive numbers with his hands: six, zero, zero.

The man cried, not daring to sell any more, crying in an authentic Beijing accent: "Brother, our small business is not easy to do, and your lord has a lot of it..." WTF, isn't he a Turk?Only then did I know that most of the people who run these stores are native-born Chinese "wrong nuts".

In the end, it was natural to pay the price of four. The man was grateful to Dade and wanted a discount, but Lao An didn't want it.Probably for him, it would be more interesting to pretend to be aggressive in front of me and "Meng Xiaomei".Almost forgot, this guy is also a big local tyrant.

The "big local tyrant" also wanted to give me a set of cosmetics, saying that it was not allowed to be used as a gift from Mengshang, and I was allowed to keep it well... I said why did you give it to me, why not ask Nishang to give me a painting, I am not Did you still promise Nishang to be a model?hum~!

Going out to play is naturally very happy, especially the imperial food, which is many times better than Li Shan.Go back and bring a bunch of gifts, all paid by An Jianchen.I said it all: My brother-in-law gave it to you.

Ask who my sister is.

Said: Meng Nishang.Show photos to others.

Within a few days, the school began to spread that Mu Zhili had a mutated sister who turned out to have poor breasts.I thought to myself, is there such a surprise?After asking someone, I found out that everyone said that "the Mu family even has men with breasts", and they even said that "Mu Qiuyun's good friend Lin Zhengyi said that Mu Qiuyun's breasts are soft".

——As soon as I heard Lao Lin, I knew that Goubi was talking nonsense, and that Laobi used to say that my buttocks were too high!I hooked him a 7cm Flammulina velutipes!But after hearing about this, during make-up classes, I always subconsciously stared at Mu Qiuyun's chest, and rubbed it whenever I could... Hey, I'm so soft.I speak directly:

"Did you eat candy?"

"It's a long time ago." Mu Qiuyun was puzzled.

I listen to me! ! !How good is this TM? ? ?my brother? ? ?She really became a drug girl? ? ?Have you eaten yet? ? ?

Shivering asked: "When did you start eating sugar?"

He was even more inexplicable: "Since childhood, haven't you eaten?"

"..."

I began to ponder what kind of things made him misunderstand that I had been eating candy since I was a child.

15 minute later.

The truth came out—it turns out that "sugar quitting" is a skin care method, which means eating less carbohydrates and refusing artificial sugar... emmmmm, he also asked me: "Then what do you mean by eating sugar?"

"Those... Yao Niang group... Didn't you watch it?"

"Deleted, what are the Sabi groups, those pseudo-girls spread negative energy every day, and show some strange things. There are also rounded corners, and some people even envy... I can't understand that kind of brain circuit. Speaking of it... why did you add it? This group?"

"..."

I can't explain the reason why I want a drug girl ticket, orz...

My thoughts at the time: Goddess Ya'er has little hope, an otaku like me is still weak in physique, weak in personality, it's fine to flirt with girls, it's almost the same to flirt with men... wait, flirt with men?

——How about finding a fake mother?

After unlocking the new orientation, I closed my eyes and turned my heart hard, saying that the fake girl is so acceptable!It's better to find Yaoniang and stepmother more thoroughly... Then I joined these groups.

Then it became one of the glorious onlookers.

"Oh~~~"

Mu Qiuyun cast a very affectionate and ambiguous look.

"The title of the book is that my brother is a sister at heart and then becomes the R.BQ sister. The title of the book is over... right?"

He said a certain string of strange Chinese characters calmly.

Obviously every word is understood and very warm.But combined, it is extremely absurd.

Except for the three words R.BQ.

I'm not R.BQ!

And don't you know what "sugar" is at all!

"Don't you know what 'sugar' is?"

Accidentally blurted out, I was a little bored + ashamed, pouted my mouth in anger.

"I know medicine, ghosts know other pronouns, um... I have investigated those things. It is nothing more than anti-androgenic chemicals, plus estrogen derivatives. The side effect of injection is hormone instability, and the side effect of oral administration is metabolic visceral damage... Right?" Mu Qiuyun was slightly weird.

"Do you want to eat?" His precise investigation made me nervous.

From Mu Zhili to Mu Qiuyun, he is not the kind of person who has extra curiosity, and he will never waste time on things that are not of interest to him.

Facts have proved that my guess was right, but Mu Qiuyun's attitude was so serious and rational that I couldn't fault it:

"The side effects are too strong, so I won't consider it. Besides, I don't want to lose the ability to make people pregnant. If there is an advanced research and development product that meets the requirements, it may be considered, but so far, the prospects are slim, and the research and development investment is too large. It is not profitable. Not considered for entry."

"Not... not necessarily?" I muttered, "There are quite a few people in the world who need that kind of medicine..."

"Can the global market make up [-] million?"

"cannot……"

"That's the ocean of garbage."

The conversation finally ended with Mu Qiuyun's contempt for the Yaoniang market.

But at the beginning of our conversation, it was obviously about whether Mu Qiuyun would take medicine... Did he change the subject...?

Men and women want to be more like girls, and Mu Qiuyun must be considered a man, but he is very concerned about his ability to make people pregnant... Who exactly does he want to get pregnant?Could it be... me? ? ?

--puff!

I don't know why, but I have accepted my own gender, but I still have the weird attitude of boys in the beginning when it comes to things like big belly.Repulsion, panic, but also a little bit of excitement from the perspective of a "bystander"...

In contrast, Mu Qiuyun is very ordinary and even enthusiastic about planting seeds... Is this the difference between men and women?

Or, is he assimilated by the flesh deeper than me?

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In the next few days, An Jianchen spoiled Meng Chang so much that it scared me.

At one point I even asked Lao An: "Don't you two get along?" Lao An shook his head and continued to remain silent, but Meng Chang took Lao An's arm in a particularly troublesome manner and grinned: "Yes, yes! We are done!"

He was not wearing women's clothing at the time, which surprised the nurse next to him.In the past two days, Meng Chang has also been a little too unrestrained.

I faintly have some special premonition.

Therefore, when Meng Chang proposed "Zhili, I want to be a good model", I wasn't too surprised or repelled. I just listened to him with a little solemnity and seriousness after finishing his needs. He wants a bikini, and I try my best to pick one that is not too revealing, to satisfy him—of course, the premise is that he wears women's clothing.

Wearing that kind of clothes in front of a "man" is too shameful for me for the time being.

But Meng Chang's first sentence made me stunned.

"Zhili, I want to see Zhili from 'that day'." He said quite seriously and resolutely.

"Post-boyfriend day?" I asked

"Yeah," he said.

I was silent for a while, "Okay..." I was lost in thought, Zhili's attire that day, I still vaguely remember it, it's just that the bikini is not too shameful, the miniskirt, backless nightclub shirt... This is comparable to Mu Zhili's subtle and enchanting The wind is more exposed. "I, promise you." In the end I said a little complicated.

He added: "However, if you want to hug like that day, it's not allowed. Also, you have to wear women's clothes."

"Yeah." Meng Chang nodded.

"Hmm..." I answered vaguely, took out my phone from my bag, and prepared to go to Taobao to pick out suitable clothes.The clothes must have been too small in the third year of junior high school. After all, Zhili was only 152 and B at that time, but now she has 157 and C+.As soon as I picked it up, Meng Chang said something abruptly, which made me feel like I was hit by a heavy hammer.

He tremblingly: "Zhili...I'm not talking about you...I'm talking about...the 'Zhili' from that day."

"No, Nishang, what are you talking about?" I forced a smile, pretending to be puzzled.

But his next sentence directly blocked me, leaving me stunned.I just heard him say: "Zhili...your brother was the 'Zhili' that day...no, it should be said, the 'Zhili' I pursued...right?"

"..."

"You don't need to rush to deny it." Meng Chang lowered her head, "Just treat it as... I'm talking in my sleep. Zhili, you are very good to me, really good, so good that I am unrealistic, and the feeling is familiar to me before You are completely different. At first, I thought, you have changed, maybe Gu Jiaming changed you, love always makes girls change a little... But the day before yesterday in Happy Valley, I met your brother. "

"So, you think that he is 'she'." I swallowed my saliva and stared straight at Meng Chang.

Meng Chang shook his head and said with a wry smile, "It's not that simple. Zhili...you know what, people are going...When you die, you have some feelings, especially the feelings about the past. It will always be very obvious. Your brother came to warn you because of you Mine, his eyes, especially the aloof, contemptuous and pitiful eyes, made me almost go back to that time for a moment."

He went on to say: "Zhili... Maybe you don't know... When I pursued...'you', I used my heart and soul and exhausted my energy. I have seen that kind of coldness countless times. I have imagined countless times that you will be like now This way, treat me tenderly and sweetly. But sometimes I am cheap, and I always miss the indifference of 'you' at that time, especially when I sent you to take Gu Jiaming's car, that kind of way, you treat him sweetly After laughing, I looked back coldly and pitifully, the eyes that made me painful and infatuated. I always feel...that is the truth, that is the feeling I am familiar with, even if I am a dog licking, liking you .”

"Did I treat you badly?" I was a little aggrieved suddenly, and asked impulsively, "Is there anything I can't do better than 'her'?"

He panicked, "No, no, Zhili, you are super nice to me, I love you to death. But you are like a dream, and the first moment I met 'his' eyes, I woke up... Then I thought of the self who was thinking about it day and night and couldn't ask for it. Your tenderness amazed me for the rest of my life, but that coldness engraved the hottest and throbbing me. I may... I can't let go of "him" Come on, Zhili, I'm sorry..."

"..."

It's not that I don't understand.

They were silent relative to each other for a long time.

After a long time, I wiped my tears and laughed: "Fool...I will...bring him here, and let you see 'Mu Zhili', the former 'Mu Zhili'."

"Yeah." Meng Chang suddenly laughed wildly, "So, in fact, you are the big idiot 'brother', right? I scolded you so much before, but you are so kind to me, hahahaha~~~"

"Hmm...disgusting?" I was a little depressed and anxious.

"It's not disgusting," he hugged hard, and whispered in my ear, "cute, very cute, she is the cutest Zhili...I like you, I'll show you women's clothes...don't be sad...Zhili... "

He was right.

I am indeed sad.

Because of the incident of "a man's soul was discovered", she shed tears in shame and sadness.

"Actually, I've always been concerned that my soul is a man." Leaning in Meng Chang's arms for a while, I thought about it, and slowly whispered.

"But, you are more like a girl than Zhili. The kind of girl men like." He sighed, "Perhaps real men know what men need best. Zhili, you don't have to be sad, let alone feel inferior... because you fall in love with her." Your people know about it, and I think they will love you more."

"Why?" I smiled wryly.

"Because I am." He said very seriously.

"Why?" I don't understand.

But he said: "There is no reason. It's just a very subtle and peculiar thought. I used to think that you were a girl with a special soul, but now I have found this special. It's a bit strange, but it's no less attractive than any other place."

"What I have to say is 'feeling'. It's you leaning in my arms, revealing the real inferiority and melancholy feeling that you concealed under your smile. It makes me suddenly fall in love with you. Why can't fake flowers be beautiful? What's more, you are not some fake flower, you are just born from a silkworm chrysalis, like a flower-like butterfly, blooming and flying everywhere..."

I listened to the love words sentence by sentence, and there was a red tide of teasing.

He is different from Mu Zhili, he doesn't have so many rough and seductive movements, only a lot of slow-talking tenderness, polite and gentle stroking on the back.

His strength is very light, probably because of his illness, his strength is not as light as that of a man, and his skin is not as tender as a man, but more like the touch of a mother or sister.This is also an important reason why I can accept this kind of intimacy.

Not only the body, but also the heart, gradually became a little restless.

This kind of restlessness is extremely dangerous to my three views.Because I was surprised to find that: I obviously like Mu Qiuyun, but my body and mind can still feel happy because of the intimacy of others.I don't know how to define this kind of physiology, sensitivity?passionate?Or... Bi Chi?

In other words, after only a few days of getting along, with such an atmosphere, such a confession, and the situation where he knew my biggest secret, I rashly developed a little liking for Meng Chang?

"No, no...!"

Forcibly suppressing such a distracted fascination.

"what happened?"

Meng Chang stopped his hands and asked softly.

I looked at him in silence for a long time, I blinked my eyelashes, and said with a guilty conscience:

"I, I like my brother..."

Meng Chang understood instantly, he laughed loudly:

"Me too."

I am silent.