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"Hello..." Shimura Danzo sat upright in front of Yan Bai, and began to record the routine.

In fact, Yan Bai's impression of Shimura Danzo is not particularly bad. In addition, Shimura Danzo is still young, and he still has a whole body of righteousness, which is not so disgusting.

While answering Shimura Danzo's question, Yan Bai sighed in his heart that the environment has a great influence on people.

Shimura Danzo did not make it difficult for Yan Bai, but asked some necessary questions and recorded them.

After finishing writing, Shimura Danzo didn't ask any extra questions, but stood up and bowed to Yan Bai, thanking Yan Bai for his cooperation.

After thanking him, Shimura Danzo personally sent Yan Bai out of the inner room, and asked calmly: "Do you need to go and see the prisoner in person? Or, do you have any special requirements for us to treat the prisoner?"

When Shimura Danzo said these words, the other Konoha police departments at the door frowned instantly, trying to stop them.

But seeing that Shimura Danzo didn't even look at them, he stared at Yan Bai's face, raised his hand to stop the group of colleagues from continuing.

In fact, Shimura Danzo's behavior at the moment is like using power for personal gain, but there seems to be nothing wrong.

After all, Shimura Danzo was asking the "victim" if he wanted to see the "prisoner", and at the same time asked what kind of service the "victim" hoped the Konoha Police Department could provide.

The Konoha Police Department is the security enforcement agency of Konoha Ninja Village, so it is very appropriate to ask this kind of question.

Besides, Shimura Danzo was just asking, and didn't say that he would definitely follow Yan Bai's statement.

But this sentence can successfully win Yan Bai's favor. As for how to deal with it later, shouldn't it be decided according to the timing?

Although they were still strangers, Shimura Danzo naturally talked a few more words with Yan Bai, once they were familiar with each other, and they might be able to strengthen their friendship later.

Yan Bai looked at Shimura Danzo with great interest.

This version of Shimura Danzo's apprenticeship from Senju Itama is actually a bit more tactful and sophisticated.

This collection is really interesting...

Yan Bai looked at Shimura Danzo innocently, "I have a small special request, that is...don't give him a bath."

Shimura Danzo: "..."

Hearing Yan Bai's words, not only Shimura Danzo, but also other Konoha police departments present were speechless for a moment.

Hanzo's incident was such a big deal that everyone in the police department knew about it.

Yan Bai's vile behavior of treating Hanzo as a fish "changing a flower knife" and then putting it in the sewer to "marinate" for 10 minutes has spread to everyone's ears in a short time.

Because of Yan Bai's disgusting and cruel behavior, everyone in the Konoha Police Department couldn't figure out who the criminal was for a while.

Now, Shimura Danzo's gesture of goodwill, which is similar to a good relationship, is just a polite remark.

Yan Bai really made a request.

But Yan Bai just told the Konoha Police Department not to help Hanzo take a bath.

What does it mean?

Shimura Danzo showed a bitter smile, and said truthfully: "Well... because I'm afraid of polluting the detention center, when entering the gate of the Konoha Police Department, it must be disinfected..."

Before he finished speaking, Yan Bai smiled: "So, did you help him take a bath?"

Shimura Danzo did not dare to lie, but said truthfully: "It is just a routine to wash off the filth on his body with water, so as not to pollute public places."

Speaking, Shimura Danzo also explained: "But we haven't given him any treatment yet."

"Oh~" Yan Bai continued to laugh, "Okay, it's okay, the excrement and urine are indeed dirty and affect public places, have you bathed him? It needs to be disinfected, right? Is there 84 disinfectant or quicklime? That can be disinfected, After you bathe him, just sprinkle quicklime on him."

"It's not very clear what 84 disinfectant is, but there is really quicklime..." Shimura Danzo's lips twitched.

The people who work in the Konoha Police Department must have received Konoha's compulsory education and graduated from the ninja school with honors.

Quicklime is an industrial desiccant and even acts as a desiccant in many take-out foods.

Quicklime will emit a lot of heat when it encounters water, which is common sense in chemistry.

Everyone in the Konoha Police Department will understand what Yan Bai wants to do.

This request sounds like it is for the sake of safety and hygiene in public places, but the prisoners will definitely be in pain.

The prisoner is still a spy from another country. It is kind enough not to kill him. If he is kind enough to disinfect him, of course he cannot have any objections.

That's it.

Shimura Danzo is kind and kind, "Thank you for your maintenance of the public environment and support for our work. I will report it according to your requirements. I believe everyone will agree with this approach."

Yan Bai smiled and nodded, "Then... it will be hard for you adults."

"Don't dare, are you going back?" Shimura Danzo continued to ask politely.

Yan Bai hesitated for a moment, then asked: "Ah~ It would be great if I could meet the prisoner, can I?"

Shimura Danzo showed a commercial smile, "Of course, you caught the prisoner, you can go and have a look, maybe you can provide some professional support for our interrogation work."

Yan Bai turned around with a smile on his face, and Shimura Danzo was like an elegant attendant, just giving Yan Bai an introduction to the environment of the Konoha Police Department.

At the same time, Shimura Danzo was still walking, and assigned the task of "disinfection with quicklime".

Where to get the quicklime, and how to use it with Hanzo, Shimura Danzo explained very clearly in front of Yan Bai.

Many colleagues in the Konoha Police Department were quite convinced by Shimura Danzo, and they all nodded solemnly and retreated.

As a result, Shimura Danzo took Yan Bai to visit the Konoha Police Department, and saw Hanzo in the detention center who was covered in white and breathing heavily.

At this moment, Hanzo has been "disinfected", his whole body is smoking, his hair is gone, and his eyes... seem to be blurred.

Hanzo's clothes and hair were no longer in their original shape, and there was a strong burning smell and a disgusting stench in the air.

Because of disinfection, Hanzo's interrogation has actually been stranded.

The surrounding Konoha Police Department has already put on masks.

When Shimura Danzo and Yan Bai entered the door, the members of the police department who were present solemnly handed them masks.

Shimura Danzo put on the mask without saying a word, but Yan Bai politely refused the mask.

Yan Bai walked up to Hanzo without changing his expression.

Members of the Konoha Police Department, who were about to start the interrogation, saw Shimura Danzo nodding, so he frowned and stepped aside.

Members of the police department have known for a short time who the silver-haired girl who caught the arsonist and dealt with it in a brutal manner.

It's just that everyone actually doesn't like "privileged dogs".

But Yan Bai said with a smile: "Hanzo, right?"

Hearing Yan Bai's voice, Hanzo trembled all over.

Because Tsunade confessed that Hanzo was poisonous, the Konoha Police Department did not remove his mask, so the part covered by his mask was lucky to avoid the erosion of quicklime.

Chakra has been blocked, and Hanzo has been thinking about ways to escape.

However, Yan Bai said: "I don't need you to answer any of my questions, you just need to listen."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone present, including Hanzo, showed doubts.

"Your name is Hanzo, and in the village where you were born, there is a black salamander fish that is highly poisonous..."

As soon as the words came out, Hanzo's limbs began to tremble.

Watching this scene silently, Shimura Danzo took out a notebook very conspicuously, took out a pen and recorded it directly.

Yan Bai stared at Hanzo's reaction, and continued: "After the death of the salamander, the poison sac was implanted in your body, so you have become resistant to the poison, but as long as you breathe, the people around you will inhale the poison gas. It does not affect others, you are forced to wear a mask, you cannot take off the mask easily, although it can give you an advantage in battle, but..."

Shimura Danzo's behavior was noticed by other Konoha Police Department members around, and they also took out their notebooks and began to record Yan Bai's words.

Although Hanzo didn't speak, his body language had revealed the clues.

Chapter 229 "Poison Pillar Power" Hanzo

Yan Bai spoke out what Hanzo he had in mind, regardless of whether it was right or wrong.

"Hanzo, you became a "poison column force" because of the highly poisonous salamander."

Hanzo's hands were opened and tied to the shelf, expressionless.

Shimura Danzo on the side suddenly interrupted calmly: "Hello, what is Duzhuli?"

Yan Bai glanced at Shimura Danzo, as if he was looking at a student who is eager to learn, and said with a smile: "Hanzo's left waist has been implanted with the poisonous sac of salamander fish, and he has become a humanoid biochemical weapon, so he is a toxin carrier. , referred to as "Poison Pillar Force". "

Shimura Danzo nodded solemnly, and said, "Then, what are the distinctive features of this poison pillar power?"

Yan Bai patiently explained: "He can use his body to release poisonous gas anytime and anywhere, and he can kill people with a breath. Because of this, Hanzo needs to wear a mask all the year round, otherwise he will poison his teammates because of his breath too poisonous." die."

Shimura Danzo nodded with a serious face, "I see, thank you for your enlightenment, please continue."

Yan Bai nodded towards Shimura Danzo, as if he had completed an impromptu extracurricular practical teaching.

Hanzo was like a patient suffering from a strange disease at this time.

And Yan Bai is Hanzo's attending doctor, and Yan Bai is leading a group of interns to watch Hanzo, a strange patient, and analyze and give lectures based on his characteristics.

Yan Bai said: "Because of his excellent physical skills and water escape, and the power brought by the poison sac in his body, Hanzo quickly stood out from the crowd and became the village head of Yuyin Village."

Hearing the word village chief, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.

Although it is very reasonable for the head of a village to be called the village head, it sounds very LOW.

The village head of Yuyin Village has to call Yuying to show respect, right?

However, Yan Bai didn't care that much.

Yan Bai continued: "Hanzo's thoughts are very radical. His dream is peace and love. To realize this dream, he has not read any books. He only knows that the only way is to become stronger."

puff--

It sounds a bit wrong, but it seems reasonable.

The members of the Konoha Police Department continued to take notes with a serious face.

Hanzo's reaction was hilarious.

At the beginning, Yan Bai's description of Hanzo was correct, but Hanzo just tensed up, wondering how Yan Bai knew such a secret thing.

However, later on, what Yan Bai said began to be distorted.

With the foreshadowing of those real events at the beginning, the members of the Konoha Police Department, who were completely ignorant of Hanzo, had already believed Yan Bai's words.

As a result, no matter whether what Yan Bai said was right or wrong, this group of people copied it down first and then analyzed the authenticity.

Hanzo also changed from calm and suspicious at the beginning to emotional agitation later.

"Hanzo, the people in your village regard you as the pinnacle of the ninja world, but because of Senjujuma's reputation, they dare not call you the "God of Ninja". They only dare to call you "Ninja Demigod"."

When Hanzo heard this sentence, although he knew that there were people around him who called him that, but his reputation did not really start.

Especially now, it's obvious that he just came to Konoha to steal information, but in the end he was thrown in and out of the sea of ​​excrement, which is really embarrassing to say.

This is very embarrassing.

Although Hanzo didn't want to admit it, such an embarrassing thing did happen in his own village, and it was explained in a word.

Hanzo was so embarrassed for the first time in his life.

Especially some of the Konoha police officers who were listening around could not help but laugh.

Ninja demigod?

Being marinated in shit like a kipper by an old witch for 10 minutes is indeed... a godlike experience.

Hanzo was so embarrassed that he exploded.

However, Yan Bai did not stop.

"Hanzo, you are a war-oriented faction. You think about making troubles all day long, and you especially like to hit eggs with eggs. You are obviously in the weak country of rain, and you want to tease other big countries one by one. Now you just want to tease big countries everywhere. Trying to start your reputation as a "semi-god"."

Hanzo: "..."

Wait, he's just implementing the plan, it hasn't materialized yet!

This means that Yan Bai's words are not true. Hanzo wanted to explain, but he endured it very painfully.

In this case, the more intense his reaction, the darker it will be.

"According to your logic, the root cause of the ninja world war is the uneven combat power of each country. If you want to achieve peace, you have to let the big country unconditionally cede land to the small country. In this way, everyone's strength is about the same, and they can check and balance each other. , Ninja World, it has achieved peace frankly, and then everyone is happy...Hanzo, your wave of thoughts, I call it "the ultimate prostitution technique."

Hanzo: "..."

Damn, he really thought so!

Next, Yan Bai began to act according to his original destiny, which was pure nonsense to Hanzo who had not yet happened. Hanzo became emotional, but there was nothing he could do.