Hokage women's clothing fools Madara, Hashirama won't let me go

Yan Bai began to analyze what would happen if Hanzo went to tease Hidden Sand Village. The puppets of the puppet masters in Hidden Sand Village were not afraid of Hanzo's poison. hidden village.

If Hanzo goes to the Land of Earth, the new Dokage Onoki will not be easy to mess with. He can fly, and Onoki doesn’t have to confront Hanzo head-on. Onoki can fly directly to the Land of Rain, and then there is Dust Dun on the left and Dust on the right Dun, slaughtered the entire Kingdom of Rain, and see who slaughtered the country faster on both sides.

If Hanzo goes to flirt with the Iron Country, not to mention the strength of the Iron Country, even if Hanzo has the ability to destroy the Iron Country, if he wants to take over everything in the Iron Country, he needs internal affairs skills. Hanzo will not know anything except fighting ah.

Then, now, Hanzo first came to flirt with Konoha Ninja Village in the Land of Fire.

Hanzo even touched Yan Bai's head.

Yan Bai first used the water resources from the sewer to wash Hanzo's brain, and then used quicklime to help him disinfect, allowing him to feel the ups and downs of life.

In the end, Yan Bai told the members of the Konoha Police Department present in detail about the abilities that Hanzo might have, and declined Shimura Danzo's warm welcome.

Yan Bai used the Flying Thunder God technique to return directly to Qianshou Feijian.

Because Orochimaru and his team were poisoned before, the Konoha Police Department sent them to Konoha Hospital, and then completed some inquiries at Konoha Hospital.

Qianshou Feijian was getting old, although he was healed by Yan Bai and could act independently for a period of time, but once the time limit passed, he would be in a state of hemiplegia again.

Yan Bai suddenly appeared next to Qianshou Feijian, who happened to be in the hospital.

Orochimaru lived in the same ward with several children, and Tsunade lived in a single room next door.

Qianshou Feijian was still wearing pajamas, he looked slowly at Yan Bai who suddenly appeared, and said lightly: "Go back, Madara won't be able to see you when he wakes up, you should be anxious."

"Brother, what are you going to do in the future?" Yan Bai sighed.

Orochimaru's old residence has been sealed off, and even if it wasn't sealed off, people can't live in it for the time being.

Senshou Pai was silent for a while, and then said that he was recuperating in the hospital for his dying appearance, and when Orochimaru was safe, he would recuperate in Konoha Hospital and wait for death.

Yan Bai knew that Qianshou Feijian had made a decision and did not raise any objections. He respected Qianshou Feijian's choice.

Chapter 230 You clap and I clap, whoever doesn't clap will have diarrhea

Back to the mausoleum, Uchiha Madara really got up by himself.

However, Uchiha Madara didn't worry about seeing Yan Bai when he woke up, as Senju Tomona said.

After so many years, Uchiha Madara has seen through Yan Bai, and will never think that Yan Bai will leave without saying goodbye, nor will he think that there are still people in this world who can kill Yan Bai.

When Uchiha Madara was waiting for Yan Bai to come home, because he was too bored, he forced the two fattest cats in the family to fight.

Among the two cats, the yellow raccoon cat is named Kagura, and the other three-colored cat is named Shengui. They are the fattest of the sibling cats.

Uchiha Madara often said that the two of them didn't like to take a walk, and sooner or later they would die of fat like their own father.

In order to prolong their lifespan, Uchiha Madara often asks Sakurazuki to take them out to "exercise".

But these two are fat cats that can't be supported, they can be put badly anywhere, Yingyue doesn't even bother to take them to play.

Yan Bai thinks it's because every time Uchiha Madara enters the pupil art world, these two cats will sit on him fiercely. Madara is really too old to be overwhelmed, so I'm sorry to say, so I have to let these two cats Exercise more to lose weight.

The two cats Kagura and Kamiki are very... like Uchiha Madara.

Whenever Uchiha Madara fell asleep, Kagura and Kamiki would come to him and let him hug him in his sleep.

For a while, Madara thought he had encountered a ghost press, but found that he had encountered a "dog press", and the tonnage of these two cats could already be compared with a medium-sized dog.

then……

The first thing Yan Bai saw when he walked into the house was Uchiha Madara sitting in the living room with a serious face, surrounded by a lot of cats.

And Uchiha Madara and the cats watched the two loveless fat cats fighting each other.

It is not even possible to say that they are fighting each other.

Because Kagura and Kagami squatted opposite each other, they raised a cat's paw at the same time, and pushed the paw very slowly, hitting it very perfunctorily, in fact it was a soft high five.

Push the left palm over, and push the right palm over.

You shoot one, I shoot one, two fat cats fly the plane.

You clap two, I clap two, whoever doesn't clap will loose...

This was the gentlest fight Yan Bai had ever seen. It was because the two cats were too fat to fight, but they couldn't disobey Ban, so they just had to make fun of it and complete the task by paddling.

Although they really don't want to fight, but because of Madara, they still take it very seriously, because they all have airplane ears on their ears, and they look very vigilant.

At least, it's quite entertaining, but it doesn't look like a fight, it looks like a relationship.

However, in front of Uchiha Madara, being cute is risky.

When Uchiha Madara saw Yan Bai coming home for the first time, he beat the two perfunctory cats who were fighting and perfunctory without saying a word, and then asked Yan Bai to heal them.

He was beaten half to death just now, but after being cured, Kagura and Kamui returned to Uchiha Madara, and put them to death quietly.

Uchiha Madara didn't ask Yan Bai where he went when he didn't return to bed at night. He drank the black tea Yan Bai made for him, ate very little, and said calmly: "Is there any way to make Kagura and Shengui Are you keeping your weight under control?"

Yan Bai looked at Uchiha Madara for a while, and he suddenly smiled, "Yes."

As he spoke, Yan Bai took out two large bowls of noodles from the storage scroll. This is a new strategic material recently released by the agricultural department of Konoha Ninja Village - instant noodles in bowls.

Yan Bai put the two cats, Kagura and Shengui, on the instant noodles.

Let the rest of the cats supervise them.

Whoever breaks the instant noodles first can only eat one meal a day.

If two of them stand cracking instant noodles at the same time, they will starve together.

If one cat wins, at least the one that wins has food to eat.

Of course, there is another option, which is to run ten laps around the top of the mountain at a high speed, which can avoid standing for instant noodles and get a normal meal.

Facts have proved that even the risk of starvation cannot prevent these two cats from being spoiled.

Just like that, the two chubby cats huddled and stood on the instant noodles, not even daring to move.

Look at the funny sight of those two fat cats.

Yan Bai looked at Madara with a grin, "Look~ I saved a lot of cat food."

Uchiha Madara, who was still a little angry, couldn't help laughing, "You really are..."

Seeing Madara's rare gentle expression, Yan Bai couldn't help but sigh in a low voice.

Although in the original fate, Uchiha Madara did survive longer than Senju Feima.

However, in the original fate, Qianshou Feijian died fighting the enemy. In this version, Qianshou Feijian died of exhaustion.

But Uchiha Madara has been in a happy mood for many years.

Seeing that Uchiha Madara was in a good mood, Yan Bai took the initiative to briefly explain what happened last night until now.

"Demigod?" Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows, "What face does he have to bear this title..."

Speaking of the latter, Uchiha Madara's voice became quieter, because he saw Yan Bai smiling without speaking, and immediately thought that Hanzo must be miserable now.

Baptizing with excrement and urine, washing hair with quicklime...

Even if Hanzo survives this time, he will be bald for the rest of his life.

This is a double blow, both physical and psychological.

After chatting casually about what happened yesterday, the two of them put this topic behind them.

Next, Yan Bai helped Madara to meet some old friends.

Uchiha Quanna is completely bedridden, he is still alive, but has lost consciousness, and it is Kyuubi who is taking good care of Quanna.

Quanna has been dedicating everything to the Uchiha clan and Konoha since he was young. In the end, he didn't have a son and a half under his knees, only Kyuubi accompanied him all his life.

Yan Bai will use the flying thunder god technique to bring Uchiha Madara to visit Quanna, but that's all he can do.

Yan Bai asked at the beginning if he wanted to heal Quanna, but Madara stopped him.

Uchiha Madara said Quanna was tired, let him rest.

It might not be a kind of happiness for Quan Nai to leave unconsciously in her sleep like this.

Over the years, Yan Bai and Uchiha Madara have sent away the patriarchs of the various ninja clans, and now, even their generation has begun to die.

Originally, Yan Bai wanted to go to the hospital to treat Qian Shou Fei Jian again, but Qian Shou Fei Jian refused this time.

Now Senshou Feima has realized that he is about to become a burden to Orochimaru, and it is better to die early.

After visiting the old guys, Uchiha Madara returned to the princess mausoleum, and then entered Yan Bai's pupil art world again, and continued to "play games".

Because of Hanzo's incident, Yan Bai was in no mood to continue shopping.

After a few days passed peacefully like this.

Orochimaru came again, this time, to convey the news of Token's death.

Hearing this news, both Yan Bai and Uchiha Madara were silent for a long time.

Orochimaru didn't look directly into their eyes, and whispered: "Uncle told me not to hold the funeral, and said, don't be too sad, we will meet again in the future."

Chapter 231 Did You Really Do Nothing Strange?

Old mouse Yingmo... There are a few more graves where you can dance, but it's a pity that Yingmo is also old now, and it seems that his time is numbered.

Toikama passed away, and so did Quanna, and they both passed away on the same day.

Although Yan Bai has seen many such scenes before, this reincarnation is different.

The family relationship between Yan Bai and Qian Shou Fei is deep, the two have been fighting since childhood, and when he heard of Qian Shou Fei Jian's death, Yan Bai was still a little sad.

Orochimaru handled the funeral affairs of Tokaima and Quanna alone.

Because of the dirty soil reincarnation technique, neither Feima nor Quanna held a funeral, and even where the body was placed was classified as a secret.

In other words, Konoha has already acquiesced that the powerhouses of the past dynasties will not hold public funerals.

The great achievements of living will be admired by the world, and there is no need to tell the world about such things as death.

And Orochimaru's current identity allowed him to successfully know where the remains of the strong men of Konoha Ninja Village were stored.

Orochimaru is the new generation scientist of Konoha, the only successor of Senshou Feima, and he is also the preserver of the remains of the strong.

Yan Bai didn't know how much this situation would affect the future, but he couldn't control it now.

In the princess mausoleum.

At the end of summer, the air outside is hot and dry.

"Eternal life is really bad. It's like crying after watching a tragedy and saying that I will never love again, but in the end the next comedy still laughs like a monkey..."

Yan Bai sat on the edge of his coffin and kept moaning.

In the past, Yan Bai always popped out of the world and left after the test was completed, which is not like this time.

To put it bluntly, in the past, the people around him watched Yan Bai "die", but now, Yan Bai watched the people around him die one by one. This kind of eternal life is really meaningless.

However, Uchiha Madara, who was sitting in the living room stroking the cat, suddenly said lightly: "I'm running out of time, right? I said at the beginning, in my original destiny, I was looking for eyes that could carry me, and in the future The person who can resurrect me, that’s why I psychic out the golem of the heretics, and used the golems of the heretics to maintain my physiological functions until Uchiha Obito opened his eyes, but now, I don’t need to be resurrected..."

Staying in this boring place every day, Uchiha Madara's mind is full of things in another world, and he is more and more eager to unseal Yan Bai's incarnation in another world and get Yan Bai out of prison as soon as possible.

Yan Bai looked at Uchiha Madara with complicated emotions.

In this world, the strongest woman is Kaguya, other women are not strong enough.

So Yan Bai despicably watched people order food.

If it is Hui Ye and Jue Ge, they have the power to help Yan Bai, but they will not help Yan Bai escape from this world. They just want Yan Bai to compromise and live out the story they want to see according to their ideas.

In this world, apart from Kaguya and Zetsu, only Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara have enough power to help Yan Bai.

The rest may have the will to help, but the strength may not be there.

If it is Yan Bai's thousand-handed brothers, although they each have their own advantages and disadvantages.

However, just as what Senshou Fujian first said to Yan Bai back then, the Senshou clan will be enemies of Yan Bai for the sake of the world, and the Uchiha clan will be enemies of the world for the sake of Yan Bai.

A prophecy.

Senshou Zhuma would not betray the ninja world for Yan Bai, and would even kill Yan Bai painfully for the ninja world. His character is born like this and will not change.

Uchiha Madara is different, he is a lonely strong man, and his thinking is different from Senjujuma.

In order to achieve his goal, Yan Bai is kind to Uchiha Madara.

Let Uchiha Madara no longer be alone in this life and have a sense of happiness, so that Madara can willingly reciprocate after death.