my sister never called brother

My Sister Never Calls My Brother Author: Ye Wu

My name is Zhou Han, I am 17 years old, a sophomore in high school, I look...  

Would you believe me when I said I was handsome?I'm sure I won't believe it, but the fact is that maybe I'm really popular among girls.

For example, girls will talk about me in public...  

"Have you heard? That Zhou Han from Class [-] hit someone again, I heard it's still serious this time."

Volume [-] Save the Youth Society

Chapter 1 Bad Encounter

It's gardenia season again.

My name is Zhou Han, I am 17 years old, a sophomore in high school, I look...  

Would you believe me when I said I was handsome?I'm sure I won't believe it, but the fact is that maybe I'm really popular among girls.

For example, girls will talk about me in private...

"Have you heard? That Zhou Han from Class [-] hit someone again, I heard it's still serious this time."

"Poor thing, I don't want anything to do with this man."

Another example is that the girls all think that I am a warm-hearted person...  

"No way, kissing at school." The girl was shyly held in the corner by the wall.

"It's okay, no one saw it." The boy kissed slowly.

"No..." The girl closed her eyes.

"Go to hell!!!" Zhou Han yelled, and kicked the boy who was about to kiss away with a flying kick.

"You...you...you..." The girlish shoulders trembled and she spoke incoherently.

Zhou Han turned around and left, hiding his achievements and fame, "You don't need to thank me! It's just serving the people!"

Another example is that girls know that I am very gentle and caring...

The stray dogs on the side of the road were barking pitifully.

"It's so pitiful. If the family doesn't allow dogs, I really want to take them back." A girl looked at the stray dog ​​with love.

Zhou Han strode over, took the stray dog ​​into his arms and went home, leaving the girl messy in the wind.

At night, Zhou Han stood in front of the pot of boiling water and put in various seasonings. He scratched his head, picked up the recipe beside him and looked at it. The title was "Recipe for Dog Meat Hot Pot"

Now everyone knows how popular I am, right?People like me, who have the heart of a male god under the appearance of a male god, are on the verge of extinction in the 21st century.

Don't be jealous of me, do you know how tired I have been bearing the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at my age?

But now I am wearing SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas and slippers, sitting on a chair with my toes buckled, waiting for a person named Miyazaki Airi.

Want to ask why?I have to start from the morning -

"Autobots! Deformation! Cool..." The phone rang.

Zhou Han was drowsy, picked up the mobile phone beside the bed and answered the call.

"Hey, who...?"

On the other side of the phone, there was silence for a while.

"I am your father!"

"Ah! Dad!?" Zhou Han looked at his watch, and at 04:30 in the morning, he suddenly looked angry, "It's early in the morning!!! The rooster hasn't crowed yet! Why are you calling me all of a sudden?"

"The incident happened suddenly. Now go to the airport to pick up your Aunt Miyazaki's daughter. The plane is at five o'clock."

Zhou Han was stunned for three seconds, then suddenly jumped into a rage, "What!!! Aunt Miyazaki has a daughter!!! Why didn't you tell me the last time we met?!"

"Uh... I forgot..." Dad's tone was slightly awkward, "Isn't this a surprise for you? How can you be surprised? I will have a younger sister soon."

"I only feel horror now!" Zhou Han was very angry.

"Anyway, I'll leave it to you. Your new sister's name is Miyazaki Airi. I've asked a friend to complete her admission procedures. You have to get along with her and hang up!"

"Beep beep..." Zhou Han listened to the blind voice on the phone with an idiot expression on his face, admission procedures! ?Do you still plan to stay permanently?

No way... .. Zhou Han had some strange thoughts, this new sister is not here to compete with me! ?Facts have proved that the youngest child in the family will get the most resources. There is no other reason, because the youngest is still a child! ! !

Give half of everything, even more than half to her, half of the pocket money, half of the cake, half of the WIFI... oh my god!Half of the whole family will be given to her!too terrifying!

The more Zhou Han thinks about it, the more frightening he is. It's okay for him to have one child, and he can do whatever he wants, but with two children, he is still the eldest, so don't feel too bad!He himself has a deep understanding.

Zhou Han looked at the time, it was less than 10 minutes before the pick-up, he hesitated for a while, and said to himself, "Forget it! You want me to bring an oil bottle, are you kidding me?" !"

After finishing speaking, he rolled back to the bed. He thought that the matter was over like this, but the mobile phone sent another text message with a ding.

Zhou Han depressedly picked up his phone and looked at it. It was a text message from his father——

[If you don’t go to pick up the airport, you won’t have any living expenses and pocket money for the next month, and you’ll starve to death at home, oh hehe! (Your new sister is a ****)]

Zhou Han looked at the phone expressionlessly. Although his expression was calm, his hands were shaking. He quickly jumped out of the bed and didn't wash and change his clothes because he was afraid that he would not be able to catch up with time.

"I choose to bow my head to reality! It's not because I want to see a dick!" Zhou Han left the house after finishing speaking.

Presumably ordinary people will be very happy knowing that they will have a sister who is not related by blood?But I am one of the unhappy ones, because my parents successfully avoided family planning and gave birth to me and my sister. My biological sister is Zhou Qiqi. She is an extremely black-bellied person. I have suffered a lot from her pranks. Up to now, the scar on my butt was burnt by her father's cigarette butt. Although I was extremely dissatisfied afterwards, whenever my sister cries, I must be the one who gets beaten!

This is just one of my sister's many pranks. As for throwing firecrackers in my pocket, changing foot water into drinks, riding a horse, etc., I will not mention it. I just want to warn everyone, if my sister plays tricks on you, don't Don't fight back, because the youngest child in the family is always right in the eyes of parents. Look at how many rolling pins I broke when I was a child, and you will know what a terrible group sisters are.

As for those cute, coquettish, and cute sisters in the film and television dramas..., come on!Who is the author! ?come out!I promise not to kill you! ! !

So I have a little fear of the word sister, but it’s not all scary memories. My sister would take care of me when I was sick, like to follow me when I went out to play, and occasionally gave me snacks, but five years ago After my father divorced, my sister went to Australia with my mother, and we never met again.

The younger sister is such a strange creature, it will be annoying to see each other, and I will miss it after a long time...  

A few months ago, my father specially brought his remarried partner, Aunt Miyazaki from Japan, to visit me. Both of them are archaeologists, and they fly around all year round. It is very likely that they will not come back during the Chinese New Year. I'm used to this kind of thing.

Aunt Miyazaki is ten very beautiful people, and she looks very nice to me, but suddenly a stranger is going to become her stepmother, and she will feel a little awkward, but she is not a child after all. I still understand.

Now I just hope that this new sister named Miyazaki Airi will not have a bad personality, or life will be difficult......

Zhou Han has been waiting for a long time. If it wasn't for the fact that SpongeBob's pajamas were clean, he would have been kicked out by the security personnel because of his messy hair.

"Why don't you come?" Zhou Han finished picking his toes, then pinched his nostrils again, a strange smell made him frown, "Hey! The air in this airport is really bad..."

Zhou Han raised Miyazaki Airi's sign a little higher, lowered his head and continued to pick his toes, but suddenly saw a pair of white canvas shoes, and someone was standing in front of him.

Zhou Han raised his head slowly, black pantyhose, pleated skirt, You Qi stared at his calves a few more times, then moved his eyes to the back of his chest...  

"Tch!" Zhou Han curled his lips, ignoring the girl and continuing to pick her toes, wasting my expectation, it turned out to be an airport.

This girl is actually Miyazaki Ruri who just got off the plane. She has been waiting here for a long time. She has long seen Zhou Han, a weirdo in SpongeBob pajamas. She thought she was a homeless man until she saw this man holding I just plan to come up and ask about the sign with my own name.

As a result, before Miyazaki Airi expressed any opinion on this person's attire and toe-picking behavior in public, this person complained about her chest with "tch", inexplicably angry!

Miyazaki Airi originally wanted to ask kindly, but now she is completely out of mood, and the little flame in her heart is going straight to the sky. She strikes up a conversation in a bad tone, "Hi!"

"Ah?!!!" Zhou Han put on a hooligan face, very ferocious, looking like he was about to fight.

Miyazaki Airi froze and took a step back. Seeing such a terrifying expression, she was a little frightened. Without saying anything, she turned around and left with her suitcase.

horrible!So good to shoot!Mom, I'd better go back to Japan...

"Uh... Oops! Occupational disease..." Zhou Han patted his face, he saw that this strange girl had already left quickly, and thought to himself, he really scared her away... . ..

This can't be blamed on Zhou Han's bad tone, because at school, everyone who speaks like Miyazaki Airi's tone comes to fight or find fault with Zhou Han, so Zhou Han just responds habitually.

Time passed slowly, and Zhou Han had already waited until nine o'clock in the morning.

God!Where did this person go? I have been waiting for four hours!Zhou Han was a little crazy, scratching his ears anxiously, and saw Miyazaki Airi leaning on the suitcase in the distance...  

Could it be her?It seemed like he had been waiting for a long time, Zhou Han immediately shook his head and smiled, how is it possible?How could my new sister be an airport, it's too LOW.

God!Didn't mom say that someone is coming to pick me up?It's been four hours. Could it be that this person didn't welcome me, didn't he come at all?Miyazaki Airi was also a little anxious, holding the mobile phone, hesitating whether to call her mother, she looked at Zhou Han who was picking his toes in the distance...  

Could it be him?Seeming to be waiting for someone, Miyazaki Airi shook her head and smiled dismissively, as if she hadn't received it, how could it be possible?The person to be picked up has the same name as me. My mother said that the new brother is a very well-mannered person, how could he be a toe-picking idiot?Too bad.

Three hours later, it was twelve noon.

Zhou Han and Miyazaki Liuli had to look at each other squarely, because both of them were very hungry, and both noticed that the waiting time for the other was a bit outrageous.

Sure enough, this airport is Miyazaki Airi! ?Did you say it was a ****?Dad I hate you!Zhou Han thought unwillingly.

Sure enough, this toe-picking idiot is the new brother Zhou Han! ?What about self-restraint?Mom, you lied to me!Miyazaki Airi thought angrily.

Siblings meet for the first time and it looks awful.

Chapter 2 New Home Cleaning

The two realize that the other party is likely to be the person they are looking for.

A peddler selling grilled sausages passed by Zhou Han.

Zhou Han thought about it and bought two, then walked towards Miyazaki Airi.

Alas... Miyazaki Airi sighed, thinking disappointedly, it seems that this is really the person.

"Miyazaki Airi?" Zhou Han asked tentatively.

Miyazaki Airi nodded, showing no good looks.

"It's you! I've been waiting for seven hours! I'm so tired..." Zhou Han confided bitterness, and handed Miyazaki Airi a piece of grilled sausage, "Stop talking, Eat my big sausage..."

After talking about it, Zhou Han felt that something was wrong, a bit dirty, but he didn't think much about it.

Miyazaki Airi looked at the grilled sausage in Zhou Han's hand and didn't speak, nor did she intend to reach out to take it.

Zhou Han scratched his head, confused, thinking why not eat?I'm hungry, she hasn't eaten for so long, isn't she hungry?oh!I see, you can't speak Chinese, right?

"Taijun, I work with big sausages and Missi, do you understand?" Zhou Han said, adding sausages back and forth with his mouth, trying to let Miyazaki Airi understand that although he did it unintentionally Lift, but the action is extremely wretched.

Miyazaki Airi almost fainted when she saw Zhou Han's nasty actions, thinking, who is this!Do I really want to live with this kind of person for a long time?I want to die...

Zhou Han licked the big sausage very hard, Miyazaki Airi couldn't stand it anymore, and said in a bad tone, "I don't want it!"

"Huh!? You can speak Chinese?" Zhou Han was stunned.

"I have attended a Chinese cram school, and my daily communication is no problem."

"Oh, that's okay, I still have a headache, how can I communicate with foreigners, now it's easy." Zhou Han heaved a sigh of relief, "Aren't you hungry? Do you want to eat my big sausage?"

"Do you think I don't understand? You are sexual harassment! If you do this again, I will call the police!" Miyazaki Airi frowned.

"Sexual harassment? Hahaha!" Zhou Han laughed out loud, "Am I going to harass an airport?"

"You..." Airi Miyazaki gasped, "The airport is better than you, a toe-picking idiot! Disgusting!"

"Idiot! Me!?" Zhou Han pointed at himself, and said angrily, "You better talk to me politely, I am the boss in my house, you should respect me, after all, you are boarding in our house , similar to stray kittens and puppies."

"you--!"

Miyazaki Airi just wanted to refute, but her stomach groaned inappropriately, her face turned red, and the atmosphere became a little awkward.

"You just..." Zhou Han put on a poker face, "Did you fart? Hahahahahaha!"

Zhou Han laughed out loud regardless of the occasion, Miyazaki Airi suppressed her anger and raised her eyebrows, "This guy..."

"If I'm unqualified for picking my toes in public, then you're also unqualified for farting in public. It's even..." Zhou Han insisted on pulling Miyazaki Airi to the same level to be reconciled.

Miyazaki Airi's face was gloomy, her shoulders trembled with anger, she couldn't bear it any longer, she quickly walked up to Zhou Han, and stomped on it hard.

"Ah!" Zhou Han screamed and shrank his feet back.

"Nishi! You bastard!" Airi Miyazaki hit Zhou Han on the chin with a fist, causing him to spin and fly away.

Lying on the ground, Zhou Han rolled his eyes, sighing in his heart, this guy has so much strength, so talking about his sister...is too dangerous...

Although both of them were hungry, they didn't eat. Instead, they went to the supermarket to buy vegetables at Miyazaki Airi's request.

Zhou Han was pulling the suitcase, wearing SpongeBob's pajamas and slippers, and looked nondescript on the street, attracting the attention of people around him.

"Hello!" Zhou Han said in a dissatisfied tone, "Why do you want me to pick up your luggage!?"

Miyazaki Airi walked in front of him with vegetables, without turning her head, "Can you stop talking to me casually, I will also be misunderstood as a toe-picking idiot."

"Ah!?" Zhou Han stopped in his tracks, "Are you talking to the person who is helping you? Believe it or not, I threw you down and ran away in an instant. Let me tell you, we have a lot of bad guys, and you It is very likely that they will be sold into the mountains by human traffickers and become child brides-in-law for a group of lazy people, are you afraid now?"

"Child bride?" Miyazaki Airi was at a loss and couldn't understand.