"Tsk! How stupid." Zhou Han curled his lips, "I just raised this girl from a young age, and when she grows up, she will marry the designated person and carry on the family line, understand?"
Miyazaki Airi thought for a while, then asked tentatively, "**?"
"Pfft!" Zhou Han almost choked on his own saliva, "Why did you bring up this word? I just want to say that if I leave you now, you will die."
"So it's like this..." Miyazaki Airi smiled indifferently, "Uncle Zhou told me that if you treat me badly, he will deduct your pocket money, and you live by yourself. Are you starving to death?"
Zhou Han expressionlessly stretched out his hand silently.
"I'll carry the vegetables for you too. Don't get tired. I'm very diligent."
"Tch!" Miyazaki Airi shook her head.
When he came to the community where he lived, the greening was not bad, Zhou Han suddenly seemed to be a different person, enthusiastically introducing this and that, there was no way for anyone to let his economic lifeline be in the hands of others.
Coupled with the blood and tears history of being pranked by his sister since childhood, Zhou Han wisely chose to compromise at the first time. It is estimated that if Miyazaki Airi sues, no matter right or wrong, the result is likely to be all blamed on Zhou Han. Isn't Han the youngest child in the family?
The two went upstairs, and Zhou Han saw a small advertisement stuffed in front of his house, he picked it up and took a look——
"A gift from God, you can scan the QR code to win a cash prize of [-] yuan." Zhou Han sneered disdainfully, "Hmph! This is such a clumsy deception that even a three-year-old would not be fooled."
"Then why did you fold it up and put it away?" Miyazaki Airi said with a straight face.
"I'm a very qualified person, littering is not my style, that's all."
Zhou Han said it seriously, if he hadn't seen him picking his toes in public at the airport, Miyazaki Airi would have believed it.
"Is that true?" Miyazaki Airi's contemptuous eyes pierced Zhou Han's embarrassment.
"Let's not talk about this, let's go into the room first." Zhou Han hurriedly opened the door, trying to change the subject.
After the two entered the door, Miyazaki Airi was a little bit expectant at first, what kind of place she would live in the future, but she was expressionless after entering. The greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment. The huge contrast made it difficult for her to accept.
The whole house gives people the feeling of a word "mess", clothes are still everywhere, snack bags are no longer in the trash can body, and buckets of instant noodles are piled up on the table, as if they haven't been thrown away for a long time, there is a faint sour smell , this smell, combined with the smell of stinky socks in the room, almost pushed Miyazaki Airi out.
Airi Miyazaki covered her nose, "What is this? A pig's nest?"
"Hey hey!" Zhou Han scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "I live alone, boy! You know..."
"I don't understand!" Miyazaki Airiri frowned angrily, "I don't care what I did in the past, but now the living room is a public place, if you still look like this, I'll make you look good!"
"Ah!?" Zhou Han was dissatisfied, and snapped his fingers, "I am the boss of this family! Do you need me to teach you a lesson?"
"Teach me?" Miyazaki Airi said with a sullen expression, "You can come and try..."
Zhou Han hesitated, remembering that she was a bit strong, and it seemed that he couldn't beat her.
"In a harmonious society, it's uncivilized to use hands." Zhou Han looked like everyone was intoxicated but he was sober.
"Hmph!" Miyazaki Airi snorted coldly, put on her mask, put on her apron, and picked up the broom, "Cleaning up! Come and help!"
"Oh..." Zhou Han reluctantly picked up the mop.
The two began to get busy, cleaning inside and out, from top to bottom.
Miyazaki Airi took out a sock from under the sofa, if it wasn't for wearing a mask, she might have fainted, right?
This man is enough!Just plug it if there is a seam... Miyazaki Airi threw the sock aside, continued to dig out, and another one came out, but it was not a sock.
Miyazaki Airi looked at it suspiciously, her face turned red immediately, her hands trembled, she didn't know what to say. "This... this is..."
This is a pair of red panties—
"Hey! Come here!" Miyazaki Airi yelled.
"What's the matter?" Zhou Han came over and was startled when he saw Miyazaki Airi holding her underwear in her hand, and quickly snatched it away, "What are you doing with my underwear in my birth year? Are you thinking of something wrong?" matter?!"
Miyazaki Airi rolled her eyes, who would do something wrong! ?
"Your life is really sloppy, socks and dirty clothes are hidden everywhere!" Miyazaki Airi reprimanded while pinching her waist. "This is the first time I've seen someone like you!"
"Ha...ha..." Zhou Han laughed dryly and hid his underwear behind his back.
Miyazaki Airi sighed helplessly, looked down under the sofa, and almost fainted...
Under the sofa is not just a simple pair of socks and underwear, it is already full, full of dirty clothes, densely packed like an army.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Miyazaki Airi couldn't take it anymore and started to yell.
"Wow!" Zhou Han was frightened, "What's the matter!? Why are you screaming all of a sudden?"
"You...you..." Miyazaki Airi pointed to the sofa with trembling hands, feeling a little emotional, "You clean up here yourself, no matter what method you use, don't... don't let I see them..."
"Okay... okay..." Zhou Han had a bitter face.
It took the two of them an entire afternoon to clean up the house, and Miyazaki Airi moved into her own sister's room to live in. Since her parents divorced, that room has been vacant, and now it can be regarded as the best of everything. used.
Sitting on the sofa and looking at the tidy home, Zhou Han felt a little uncomfortable, except for his father who came back occasionally, he lived here by himself for so many years.
This house will not be my own in the future, thinking about it is like dreaming, Zhou Han lay on the sofa, looked at the crystal chandelier, took a long breath, and thought to himself——
A tidy home doesn't look bad...
Chapter 3 Kam Teng Academy
By night.
Zhou Han looked at the old sauerkraut beef noodles in front of him, and at the hot curry in front of Miyazaki Airi on the opposite side.
Suddenly a sense of frustration arises spontaneously.
"Why don't I have a share of curry?" Zhou Han was extremely dissatisfied with this kind of differential treatment.
Miyazaki Airi raised her head in surprise and said, "Why should I make you a copy?"
"We..." Zhou Han paused, "Aren't we a family?"
"Huh?" Miyazaki Airi thought for a while, "Although what I said is true, I have no obligation to take care of your diet. On the contrary, it is you who take care of me."
Zhou Han showed hesitation, looking at the old sauerkraut beef noodles in front of him with some reluctance.
After ink staining for a while, Zhou Han pushed the instant noodles to Miyazaki Airi with a very reluctant expression.
"What are you doing?" Miyazaki Airi became vigilant, she couldn't see what Zhou Han was trying to do.
"I'm taking care of you, exchange instant noodles for curry with you..." Zhou Han said without blushing or panting, not sure if he was really stupid or fake.
"You...do you think I'm an idiot?" Miyazaki Airi's expression was not very good.
"Do you think I'm cheating on you? Then you really misunderstood me. Instant noodles are as famous as the angry aunt in our country. They are well-known products sold overseas. In addition, eating instant noodles is very beneficial to the body. It is rich in many Vitamins..." In order to be able to eat curry, Zhou Han stood up and started talking nonsense.
"Stop!" Miyazaki Airi told Zhou Han to stop, not wanting to listen to him at all, "I choose to continue eating curry, as for such noble cup noodles, you'd better enjoy it by yourself..."
Zhou Han sat down resentfully, feeling that he was really wasting his tongue. Everyone said that big breasts have no brains, so small breasts are really smarter. It seems that curry is not enough to eat, so I can only hope for plums to quench my thirst...
Zhou Han looked at Miyazaki Airi's curry and ate a mouthful of instant noodles. He instantly felt that his sauerkraut flavor tasted like curry, and secretly admired his imagination.
"I have something to tell you."
"What?" Zhou Han raised his head blankly, and suddenly thought of something, "Do you want money? I'm dying! I'm also very poor. If I want to touch my piggy bank, I'll walk over my dead body first..."
"What I want to say is not this..." Miyazaki Airi felt more and more that Zhou Han was an idiot, and his brain circuit was different from that of normal people.
"It's not about money..." Zhou Han thought for a while, and said, "It's not good to worry about my body, so let's die..."
"Tch!" Miyazaki Airi raised her eyebrows with a gloomy face, and with a whoosh, she threw the spoon in her hand like a flying knife and nailed it deeply to the wall.
A few strands of Zhou Han's hair were cut off ruthlessly and fell down one after another. He was afraid to swallow his saliva, "Hold... sorry, I was just joking."
"Hmph!" Miyazaki Airi snorted coldly, and said angrily, "Listen to me, if you are unfortunately assigned to the same class as you tomorrow, no one will know that we know each other, especially the cohabitation matter. You are not allowed to speak out, understand?"
"Of course... I think it will be more troublesome to be known by others. If you are in school, you should treat it as if you don't know each other." Zhou Han's words are serious, because Zhou Han's position in school is a bit embarrassing. He has always been someone to avoid.
One is because of Zhou Han's bad reputation for fighting.
The second reason is that Zhou Han has a weird personality and is difficult for people to get close to.
If other people found out that there was a girl living with him, the students would definitely be upset.
Miyazaki Airi didn't expect Zhou Han to compromise so easily, and thought that he would desperately resist a few waves for the dignity of a man, it seems that there is no need to worry at all.
"I'm full." Miyazaki Airi got up and left, "Eat the rest of the curry if you like it, anyway, throw it away and feed it to cats or dogs, it's the same to you..."
Zhou Han's face turned black, embarrassing, now he has nothing to do with Miyazaki Airi, even if he can't beat her, scold her?They are still pinching their own economic lifeline, but thanks to being an aborigine here, they were suppressed by Miyazaki Airi, a hateful capitalist, and became a doormat alive.
"Ah... that's right." Miyazaki Airi suddenly thought of a question. If Zhou Han had a girlfriend, things would inevitably be revealed in daily communication, "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Zhou Han's expression showed a capitalized bewilderment.
"I'm such an idiot for asking you this question." Miyazaki Airi raised her forehead, "How could you have a girlfriend with your virtue..."
Miyazaki Airi shook her head, went back to her room and closed the door.
What's with that contemptuous attitude!So what if I'm single?Zhou Han could only scold Miyazaki Airi in his heart.
After scolding from the bottom of his heart, Zhou Han's anger subsided a lot, and he looked at Miyazaki Airi's leftover curry...
As the saying goes, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated. Thinking about Miyazaki Airi's superior attitude just now, she actually thought that I would bow down for five buckets of rice, it is too contemptuous of me!Zhou Han thought to himself.
I stared at Curry for a while...
However, wasting food is not a good behavior after all. I am not greedy, just eat one bite. I want to criticize her cooking with the eyes of a gourmet. It is useless to belittle her food!
Zhou Han, who finally found a reason for himself, pulled the leftover curry from Miyazaki Airi's meal in front of him, and took a sip...
"It's delicious!" Zhou Han covered his mouth, but he didn't expect to say it subconsciously. He looked back at Miyazaki Airi's room, and there was no movement, so he was relieved. If she knew that he had succumbed to Her cooking is so embarrassing!We must protect our remaining dignity.
Zhou Han began to gobble it up quietly, completely forgetting the table manners that a gourmet should have. Judging by the way he eats, he might even lick the plate clean...
Miyazaki Airi in the room was sorting things out, and felt a little helpless when she heard the sound of Siri snoring and someone eating outside.
She smiled, shook her head, put on her headphones, and listened to the music.
In the middle of the night, Zhou Han was hiding under the blanket in his room, not knowing what he was doing secretly...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's so big! It seems I can only speed up the frequency and ejaculate seriously…"
Zhou Han's quilt trembled violently, and after a while, there was a comfortable moan.
After lifting the quilt, Zhou Han was exposed profusely in sweat. He looked at his phone and said to himself——
"What kind of prize of [-] yuan!? Before claiming it, I was actually asked to pass the plane battle. The operator is so wicked..."
Zhou Han took his mobile phone and continued to check if there were any embarrassing requests.
The screen suddenly shattered, and several streaks of white light formed a white egg in the center of the screen.
What should I do?The next step is to develop a game?Zhou Han scratched his head.
"Congratulations on receiving the gift from the Creator, the elf in charge of the Internet—Elizabeth, please take care of her patiently for three days and let her hatch."
Zhou Han remained expressionless, and after three seconds, he frantically uninstalled the program.
"Take care of your sister! I only care about the [-] yuan prize!" Zhou Han was furious.
Halfway through the uninstallation, the chat box came out again.
"Do you really have the heart to uninstall her?"
Zhou Han clicked OK without hesitation.
"Can't be a little more patient, are you sure you want to give up?"
Zhou Han's face darkened, feeling that the uninstaller of this software is annoying!He clicked OK again.
"It can be hatched **beautiful girl, are you sure you want to uninstall?!!!"
If Zhou Han was struck by lightning, he immediately clicked cancel, for fear that it would be uninstalled by accident.
Then silently take care of the egg, using the tools under the screen to take care of it patiently, warming it up and listening to music for her.
"Alas..." Zhou Han sighed, and said boldly, "I am really a caring and wonderful man."
Zhou Han didn't realize that this mysterious egg actually showed a shameful expression...
The next morning, in front of Jinteng Academy, students gathered here from all directions.
This college is one of the key high schools in Zhongqing City. It uses wisteria flowers as its school flowers. May 28th is the anniversary of Jinteng College every year, and it is also the time when wisterias are in full bloom.
The 500-meter-long wisteria forest in front of the school gate will attract a large number of tourists when it is in full bloom. It is one of the most beautiful scenic spots in Zhongqing City.
But at this time, it was July just after the summer vacation. Although the wisteria flowers were still blooming, they were showing signs of withering. The new sophomores of Jinteng College were also faced with the life choice of dividing arts and sciences into classes.
As for Zhou Han, he doesn't have the talent of a liberal arts student, nor does he have the brains of a science student, but he still chooses to study theory. The reason is that if he studies literature, he is afraid that his father will let him inherit his father's career and embark on the road of archaeology.
The information about the reclassification was posted on the information board in the campus, and the test results of the whole school were also announced here.
At this time, in front of the information board, students in black British school uniforms were crowded. Seeing that they were assigned there, they chattered non-stop. Some people were always happy and some were worried about the result.
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