my sister never called brother

"I sent a small electric train, I hope this brat won't be interested in my figure next time..."

Song Mingyuan looked up 45° sadly, just like Zhou Han.

that day.

Song Mingyuan finally recalled the horror of being dominated by a bear child, and the humiliation of being imprisoned and fighting with his parents...

"When I got home that day, I saw my Mikasa figurine, which was torn apart alive by my cousin. The head was wriggling back and forth in the cousin's mouth. A good giant hunter was finally buried in the giant's mouth. I think Mikasa's gas tank should be I'm out of breath, otherwise it would be my cousin who fell down, her neck would have been cut off a long time ago..."

"What a mess..." Zhou Han was confused, and hurriedly urged Song Mingyuan, "Stop talking so useless, hurry up and get a free cake with me..."

"Can't you borrow some money to buy one? For example, borrow money from me..." Song Mingyuan reminded Zhou Han meaningfully.

Zhou Han was stunned, a little moved.

It's true that he couldn't open his mouth to borrow from a girl, but it's easier for a boy, and besides, he and Song Mingyuan are so familiar, he can return it slowly without any psychological pressure.

Borrowing money is like being inferior to others. Before and after borrowing, subconsciously, you will feel that the other party is the creditor, and you will be cautious when speaking.

But if Song Mingyuan borrowed it, he would pay it back next month without any delay.

"Then you can borrow..."

"Of course you don't mind me borrowing money, I don't have it~"

Song Mingyuan didn't wait for Zhou Han to finish talking about borrowing money, so he responded with an embarrassing sentence.

Zhou Han's expression froze, Song Mingyuan turned his nose up.

It's really not a good feeling to be on a roller coaster when you make up your mind to borrow money, but your hopes are lost in a blink of an eye.

"Father, get out of here..."

Zhou Han couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded Song Mingyuan, it's amazing that he can be so cheap as a senior.

"Hey hey~ Of course the younger generation has difficulties, I can't just sit idly by, so it's not impossible to form a team to get a couple cake, but..." Song Mingyuan helped his black-rimmed glasses, and changed the subject, "This character needs Distribute it properly, after all, neither of us is gay, no one wants to be a girlfriend."

Zhou Han also thought about it, a couple must have someone to act as a girl, otherwise it will be easy to pass through, making himself look like he is cheating on cakes.

"You play a girl, I'm taller than you, it's more harmonious..." Zhou Han was not polite at all, obviously he didn't want to be a sissy.

"No, no, no, this can't be divided according to size, it's too unfair..." Song Mingyuan shook his head straight, and didn't want to play a girl, feeling that his image of "Wei Guangzheng" would be ruined.

"What do you want?" Zhou Han asked with an expression on his face, always feeling that Song Mingyuan was playing tricks.

"Let's guess the punch, it's fair..." Song Mingyuan said, thinking that his luck should not be bad.

"Okay, whoever loses will be the girl..." Zhou Han nodded, not afraid of any challenge at all.

So the two men's finger-guessing duel began——

"At hand, scissors, cloth!"

The two made moves together, and Zhou Han won!

"You're playing a girl, haha!" Zhou Han laughed out loud.

Song Mingyuan was startled, feeling something was wrong, "Come on, come on, three wins out of five!"

The second round begins...

"Scissors, paper, rock!"

Three consecutive confrontations, the result is happy to hear and see, Zhou Han wins all.

"Are you satisfied now?" Zhou Han said helplessly with his mouth twisted.

"No, six out of ten sentences!" Song Mingyuan didn't give up and began to play tricks, thinking that this kid is very wicked!It's like opening a plug-in...

For the next 10 minutes—

Ten sentences and six wins.

Eight out of fifteen games.

Twenty innings and eleven wins.

……

It wasn't until 120 wins in 61 rounds that Song Mingyuan finally began to doubt his life, and was crushed by the big hang...

"Clang clang clang!"

Congratulations to this year's boxing contest, Zhou Han won the honor of King of Fighters!

61 consecutive victories without a loss!

The audience applauded and stood up, cheering enthusiastically, the scene was very hot.

Applause and applause intertwined together, making people excited.

Zhou Han bowed and thanked the audience.

Song Mingyuan knelt on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face, never expecting to be beaten down by his juniors.

He spattered a mouthful of old blood and splashed on the ring.

Song Mingyuan's face was as pale as paper, his eyes were blank, and he thought to himself——

Fuck it!

This kid is poisonous...

Chapter 690

Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan came to the cake shop where the event was held.

The expressions of the two are completely different——

Zhou Han seemed very looking forward to it, and he was very happy to solve the cake problem.

Song Mingyuan's face became ugly, his expression was a little dull, and he was still living in fear of losing 61 games in a row.

As soon as the two entered the cake shop, a female shop assistant came out to receive them.

"What cake do you two want to buy? Is it for a birthday? Or for a party?"

"No, no, no..." Zhou Han shook his head violently, and pointed to the event sign at the door, "We are here to participate in a couple's event."

"Love... couple activities?" The female clerk couldn't help but look weird when she saw Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan, she couldn't tell that the two in front of her were a couple, and wondered if they were here to cause trouble, should they call the security and beat them out?

"That's right, it's what you held, couples make cakes together, and then they can take it away..." Zhou Han reminded him, the weird eyes of the female shop assistant made him very embarrassed.

"But..." The female clerk hesitated for a moment, then continued, "Only couples can participate..."

"We are..."

Zhou Han saw that Song Mingyuan was absent-minded, so he poked him with his elbow to signal that it was time for his performance.

Song Mingyuan came back to his senses and looked at Zhou Han with embarrassment.

Are you really going to be a girl?

This is too embarrassing...

Is my dignity as a senior going to be completely destroyed today?

Song Mingyuan was very embarrassed, raised his glasses frame, and motioned, "Are you serious?"

Zhou Han raised his eyebrows and responded with his eyes, "Of course, you don't want to play tricks, do you?"

Song Mingyuan's eyes wandered, his forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he swallowed nervously.

Song Mingyuan, who is usually thick-skinned, is actually a little cowardly in this situation?

The female clerk showed a bit of impatience, and said in a cold voice, "If the two of you are here to cause trouble, then you should leave. If you don't leave, I will call the security..."

"Ouch~"

Song Mingyuan yelled in a high-pitched voice, and leaned on Zhou Han's shoulder in a coquettish way.

"Honey, why can't we participate in couple activities? Could it be that they look down on us being gay?"

"Ouch~" Zhou Han froze, feeling a little nauseous, but he had to hold back in order to do enough tricks.

Looking at Song Mingyuan's charming demeanor, he couldn't help secretly admiring——

Oh shit!Absolutely!

Acting so gay?

Could it be that Sao Bao senior had masturbated in front of the mirror in private?

If I remember correctly, Song Mingyuan may still have a fetish for women!

Sure enough, when a big guy in women's clothing does things, he is different!

"You, you, you are..." The female clerk was shocked, her small mouth became an "O" shape, and she was incoherent.

He pointed at Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan with trembling hands, and couldn't say a word after holding back for a long time.

"That's right, as you can see, sister, we are really a couple..."

Zhou Han suppressed the nausea, seeing Song Mingyuan working so hard, he couldn't lag behind himself.

He plucked up his courage and planned to fight it out today, to be a fighter among gays!

"But the love between the two of us is not recognized by the society, and people always spit on us, so we dare not say it clearly..."

Tears welled up in the female clerk's eyes, thinking that this is true love!

She began to reflect on herself, thinking that her attitude just now was really inappropriate, and she should be more friendly, because in front of love, everyone is equal!

"Stop talking, I understand you..."

Zhou Han sighed, and said helplessly, "Sister, you don't look down on us, do you?"

"How can there be!?" The female shop assistant retorted, and said in a very serious tone, "You two's love is worthy of blessing, and I support you very much!"

Both Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan looked a little ugly, maybe they both dislike gays?

But now is an extraordinary period, and we need to follow the predetermined script.

"Wow, thank you sister for your support. We were very nervous just now, and we were afraid that we would not be allowed to participate in the event~" Song Mingyuan pulled Zhou Han's arm wildly, and interacted with him, "It seems that we are overthinking..."

calm down!

Calm down!

This is acting!

Not true!

Our sexuality is normal for both of us!

Zhou Han's face was dark, and he didn't want to cooperate at all. Song Mingyuan's high-pitched voice made him feel bad...

He almost couldn't resist bending Song Mingyuan's chicken on the spot, but for the realistic feeling of acting, he could only continue acting.

"How could you not be allowed to participate? Gays are also couples! Our store does not discriminate against anyone. On the road of pursuing love, everyone is equal..." The female clerk said very seriously, and then showed a bit of envy "It's only when I see you that I know what deep love is, it's so romantic..."

Romantic your mother's head!

Stop messing around!

Let us in quickly!

Do you know that being gay is tiring?

Having an old man sticking to his body is not a pleasure, but a torment!

Zhou Han covered his embarrassing face, and didn't want to talk anymore, because he found that the clerk seemed to have a lot of interest in the two of them?

"When I saw you, I remembered my first love. The two of us held hands and ran in the sunset after school. That was our lost youth..." The saleswoman raised her head at a 45° angle, showing a sad expression, and there was a drop of crystal in the corner of her eye. tears.

Enough! ! !

Ladies and gentlemen, calm down!

No one wants to know about your lost youth!

Why do you think of your first love when you see gay?

Will your first love boyfriend really not cry and faint in the toilet because of this?

Zhou Han complained one after another in his heart, and elbowed Song Mingyuan a few times, signaling that it was important for him to run away.

Song Mingyuan understood, so he raised his orchid finger and said motherly, "Sister, can we participate in the activities now?"