my sister never called brother

"Okay..." The female clerk nodded, then suddenly changed the subject and said with a smile, "But you need a kiss to prove how much you love each other. This is the event rule, in case there are couples who form a random team and come to cheat cake……"

Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan's bodies shook at the same time.

The two looked at each other, and both saw horror in each other's eyes.

The two old men want to smack mouth to mouth, this is the rhythm of playing to death, it's too off-line!

Zhou Han didn't know there were hidden rules!There is still such a foolish thing...

Thinking about this hidden rule is also reasonable, after all, I am here to cheat the cake!

"Kissing...kissing or something..." Zhou Han never wanted to kiss a boy, if he kissed, he might have some strange attribute awakening, and he would be farther and farther away on the gay road from now on, "Don't worry about it? We are already very affectionate, can't my sister see it?"

Song Mingyuan restrained Zhou Han's arm in a timely manner, with a girlish attitude.

"I know you are very affectionate, but rules are rules..." The female shop assistant didn't give any special care, and her attitude was very tough.

Both Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan were in trouble. They came here to cheat on a cake, but they encountered such a bloody thing as a kiss. The rhythm is a bit out of line!

The two looked at each other, their eyes blushed, and the atmosphere couldn't help but become extremely awkward.

There was obvious disgust and rejection in their eyes, and they thought——

What to do now?

Do you really want to...

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"Cough!" Song Mingyuan coughed, pinched the orchid and said, "Sister, wait for us, we need to prepare for kissing."

"So affectionate, but still shy?" The female shop assistant nodded and said, "Okay, you guys get ready."

Song Mingyuan pulled Zhou Han and turned around, turned his back to the female shop assistant, and said furtively, "Hey, don't you know the principle of those realistic kisses in movies?"

Zhou Han shook his head blankly, and said sincerely, "I don't know..."

"Tsk!" Song Mingyuan was speechless, and whispered, "You are stupid, can you borrow a seat?"

Zhou Han froze for two seconds, then shook his head, never heard of such a word.

"It's just a fake kiss, cheek to cheek..." Song Mingyuan explained in a simple way.

"Hey~" Zhou Han showed a disgusted expression, "That's disgusting enough..."

"You don't want free cake?" Song Mingyuan asked in surprise.

"Come if you want, try to turn your back to the clerk so that she can't see the details, so you can get by..." Song Mingyuan gave a thumbs up and patted his chest, "Leave the rest to me, don't worry, I'm Old drama, full of drama..."

Zhou Han hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

There's no other way, I can only use a borrowed position to get by...

The two stood facing each other, and it seemed that it was about to start.

"Sister clerk, look good..." Song Mingyuan said in a sharp voice.

"Yeah, I'm looking forward to it~" The female clerk nodded frequently, seeing the two gentlemen kissing was actually quite excited, maybe it wasn't a hidden rotten girl.

Song Mingyuan winked at Zhou Han.

Zhou Han understood, thought he had to move quickly, and turned his back on the clerk.

Looks like it's time for some real acting!

Zhou Han suddenly took a step forward, put his arms around Song Mingyuan's waist, and laid his body in front of the female shop assistant, with his back to her, preventing her from seeing anything.

Then put a hand on his mouth, and began to kiss his hand fiercely, making a slight "chirp" sound.

His head shook slightly, as if he was particularly intoxicated.

From the rear perspective of the female shop assistant, Zhou Han should have lifted Song Mingyuan's chin and kissed him, very strong and exciting~

Song Mingyuan also started to show off his acting skills, making a "hmm" sound from his mouth, and his legs kept shaking, as if he was having an epileptic seizure.

The detail of the arm is the finishing touch!

Song Mingyuan's arms resisted at first, and then they drooped weakly at his sides.

It perfectly interprets the shyness of a girl when kissing, from panic to hypoxia, vividly and vividly.

In fact, seeing Song Mingyuan's expression, Zhou Han was very happy, like a strangled duck, and rolled his eyes.

Nima!Which girl rolls her eyes when kissing? !Such a funny expression is discrediting all women!

Zhou Han was already unable to complain, and almost laughed out loud at the climax of the performance.

"Too...too ma'am...too pornographic, too violent..." The female clerk blushed, covered her eyes, and watched secretly through her fingers, her body was trembling with excitement, "It's so exciting~ "

She didn't realize at all that everything in front of her eyes was fake. It can be seen that Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan's acting skills are very good. It would be a shame not to go to the Academy of Chinese Opera in the future.

The two deliberately held back for a while, making their faces a little red.

Then slowly turned around...

Song Mingyuan leaned weakly on Zhou Han's shoulder, and said hypocritically, "Bad guy~"

Zhou Han admires Song Mingyuan's acting skills very much now, and seriously suspects that he has a tendency to dress up as women...

"Can we join now?"

"Cocoa cocoa cocoa!!!" The female shop assistant was already incoherent.

Obviously, the exciting scene just now lingers in his mind.

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The venue is on the second floor.

The two separated early, for fear that they would die if they stuck together.

The feeling just now was too shameful, it could be called a nightmare for two people.

"I swear, just now was the most humiliating moment in my life..." Song Mingyuan said seriously.

"Me too..." Zhou Han nodded in agreement.

"This matter is a secret between me and you..." Song Mingyuan showed a meaningful expression.

This line is very subtle!

Zhou Han immediately thought of the same-sex education film in Taiwan. The male protagonist shouted "Jie Ge no more!", but the resistance was futile. After being blasted, Jie shook his clothes and said the same lines as Song Mingyuan.

"Your line...is exactly the same as Brother Jie..."

Song Mingyuan thought about it for a while, so he put it another way, "This matter is too embarrassing, neither of us should tell it."

No matter how you change it, there is an afterthought in it.

Although Zhou Han was helpless, he understood Song Mingyuan's meaning.

He nodded, thinking this is not sure?

If it gets out, he and Song Mingyuan won't be able to hold their heads up at school...

The two looked at each other and smiled, a tacit understanding was reached between them.

"Fuck! You smile so gay, have you awakened a new attribute?" Song Mingyuan took the first bite, feeling that Zhou Han's laugh at him was disgusting.

"Fuck your dad, I think you're gay when you smile, you're probably crooked..." Zhou Han has also become suspicious now, everyone looks like a gay.

The two came to the second floor cursing, where the event was held.

The cake embryo is ready on the table, the only thing that needs to be done is to spread the cream and decorate.

The bitch bags of various colors are filled with cream, and there are spatulas to use casually, so the preparation is comprehensive enough.

Counting Zhou Han and the gay couple, there were three couples at the scene.

The others were stunned seeing Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan, unable to speak a word in a daze.

Isn't this a couples event?

There were actually two men here...

The other two couples were puzzled, feeling that their IQ was not enough.

wipe!

What a fart!

Never seen gay?

A group of soil turtles from a mountain village...

Zhou Han complained viciously in his heart, it seemed that only in this way could his embarrassment be alleviated.

The two came to the cake making stage——

Song Mingyuan picked up the cream bag used for mounting flowers, shot a stick of cream directly into his mouth, and then smashed it, his eyes lit up, "I'll go, this cream is very high-end..."

"Really?" Zhou Han was agitated, picked up the cream bag and shot himself in his mouth, licked his mouth, "It tastes good, it doesn't have a strong milky smell..."

For the next 10 minutes—

The two were very rude, and they regarded the cake used for other people's activities as dinner.

Spread various flavors of cream on the cake embryo, and eat it happily.

The other two couples were stunned by this unremarkable move, and the framed flowers were crooked...

Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan ate half of the whole cake embryo.

After the last two had eaten and drank enough, they left a mess, changed a cake embryo, and officially started making cakes.

Zhou Han began to scrape the white cream on the cake base, while Song Mingyuan was watching from the side.

Since the other two couples were right next to each other, everyone couldn't help but chat with each other.

"Both of you, this is..." A man couldn't help asking.

"Ah?" Song Mingyuan was stunned, and said calmly, "We are a couple..."

Everyone's expressions changed, and they instantly understood that the two in front of them were gay!

Zhou Han put down the scraper, and in order to hide his embarrassment, he said helplessly, "Our relationship is very special, and the society doesn't recognize it and look down on us, so it's actually not easy to get to where we are today..."

"We understand, we understand, you are true love, you are worthy of encouragement and admiration..." After the man finished speaking, he actually applauded and nodded approvingly.

When the others saw it, they echoed and applauded and praised Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan, saying that true love is priceless, we all have to study hard, love across genders is worthy of sympathy...

Amid the applause and praise, Zhou Han and Song Mingyuan felt very embarrassed——

The two lowered their heads in shame...

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Zhou Han carefully spread a layer of pure white cream on the cake embryo.

The rest is decoration, strawberries, dragon fruit, cherries and other fruits are essential raw materials.

But for the next mounting, it will be difficult for Zhou Han.

Zhou Han doesn't have much artistic talent, and the job of mounting flowers is really not suitable for him.

And Zhou Han didn't want Song Mingyuan to intervene, after all, what he did with his own hands had a different meaning...

Song Mingyuan didn't come here once in vain. He wiped out all the bananas and lychees over there by himself, so he didn't need to eat for dinner today.

According to his words—I made such a big sacrifice, wouldn't it be a big loss if I didn't take advantage of it?

Song Mingyuan saw that Zhou Han was holding a bitch bag filled with red cream, and he was still refusing to make a move, so he spat out the lychee core in his mouth and asked curiously, "What's wrong? Did you hold your urine?"

"Get out!" Zhou Han said unceremoniously, and then said, "I'm not very good at mounting flowers..."

"Then you've never been able to do it since you're so stiff. Mounting flowers is simple. Pay attention to the strength of squeezing the cream and the amount of wrist twisting. You'll know after a few tries..." Song Mingyuan said it very lightly, and seemed to know the art of mounting flowers very well. like

Zhou Han was a little nervous, licked his dry lips, and mustered up the courage to frame a "flower" on the edge.

Since it is an orange-flavored cream, it is very yellow in color, so it is very similar to...

"Hahaha, are you a mounted poop, right?" Song Mingyuan laughed straight away, thinking that Zhou Han didn't have much talent for mounting flowers, but his talent for mounting poop was extraordinary.

Look at this orange-flavored poop, it is still three layers, and there is a point on the top, which is no different from being caught by a chrysanthemum. It can be called the successor of post-modern abstraction.

"What can I do?" Zhou Han blushed, feeling ashamed, and quickly smoothed it with a spatula, "I'm not a professional pastry chef..."

"I'll teach you hand in hand..." Song Mingyuan shook his head, secretly sighing that his junior really needs a lot of care...