my sister never called brother

"Yes, brother, I am very attractive. Don't think that I don't cherish me every day under your nose." Zhou Qiqi said triumphantly.

"So Senior Zhou, you have to hurry up, don't let Qiqi suspend school and be bullied by other pigs, don't you Chinese old sayings say that fat and water don't flow into outsiders' fields?" Lilith added, the golden hair on her head swaying from side to side .

"Yes, brother, you have to hurry up, if I am chased away by others, it will be useless for you to take rat poison." Zhou Qiqi smiled meaningfully.

"Huh?" Zhou Han frowned, feeling something was wrong, and muttered in his heart——

I rub?

I seem to smell the breath of routine...

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The first thousand and 290 chapter two pit

Zhou Han's face was a little sad, and he thought that his sister was quite cute, if she had a gentler personality, she would definitely be a cute little beauty.

It's just that this is my own unilateral delusion. Qiqi is so big, she has already taken shape.

Not to mention that it would be too much to let myself seize the opportunity to attack my sister, I really don't have any feelings for Qiqi, and I don't mean to take the name of pushing my sister crazy.

Don't think that you have something to do with Aili, the righteous sister, and you must not let your own sister go.

Zhou Han suddenly felt murderous eyes looking over him, and when he looked up, it was true that Miyazaki Airi and Lin Nianwei were staring at him with dark faces, as if they were waiting for him to make a statement.

If I stand in the wrong team now, I will probably be beaten by two girls on the ground.

Zhou Han hurriedly coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment, and corrected his attitude.

"Hurry up? What do you think of me? Just because you're a brother accuses me doesn't mean I'll accuse you too. You ignorant sister, don't make things difficult for me, okay?"

"If you don't hurry up, I'm going to get along with someone else?" Zhou Qiqi raised her face, as if threatening Zhou Han.

"That's right, Mr. Zhou, if you don't hurry up, Qiqi will be with others. Do you like colored hats so much?" Lilith said with her small canine teeth, obviously helping Zhou Qiqi to speak.

"I'm going, you're really the O'Neill Sauce of 'Sex Blessing', a standard winner in life, and the protagonist of Lifan." The more Song Mingyuan looked at Zhou Han, the more he felt that this guy had surprisingly good innate advantages.

"Don't talk nonsense..." Zhou Han retorted in a low voice, feeling embarrassed in his heart, and turned to Lilith, "I... I am my brother, this colored hat can't be put on my head at all, okay? "

"But Senior Zhou wants to wear it, so we can't stop your mother?" Lilith said meaningfully, implying that it is not impossible for Zhou Han to cross the ethical line.

"Go, go, go and play, Lilith, you never wish me well, you always make troubles in different ways, do you think that the world will be peaceful and you will idle to death?" Zhou Han folded his arms and said embarrassingly in his heart .

"That's right, you'll be idle to death, it's fun to watch every day, boo boo boo~!" Lilith's hair danced up and down.

"You bastard..." Zhou Han frowned, and said with a complicated expression, "The juvenile prison is your home..."

Lilith was not ashamed, but proud, she raised her face and shouted.

"Brother, if you don't take the time to love and cherish me, I will be with others. There are quite a lot of boys who came to strike up a conversation today, and I am hesitating..." Zhou Qiqi was beating her own brother, trying to make him He only carries his own importance.

"Hesitating fart, hurry up and find a good one..." Zhou Han said expressionlessly, looking very heartless.

Zhou Han knew too well what kind of virtuous person his sister was, so he would threaten others with some small tricks, so as to expand his own advantages.

It's nothing more than trying to make myself anxious, showing that she wants to occupy her own sister.

But how could such a thing succeed! ?

Zhou Qiqi showed an aggrieved look, her small mouth wrinkled, "Brother, won't you be sad if I get along with someone else?"

"I'm not sad at all, I might be happy, and I want to turn into a serf and sing~" Zhou Han smiled a little.

"Brother! You are really going too far!" Zhou Qiqi was full of resentment, thinking that she wanted to be nice to others, but her brother would actually laugh?What kind of brother is this!Fake!Absolutely fake brother!

"What's too much, if you are willing to find someone to fall in love with, I'm afraid I will wake up laughing from my dream." Zhou Han said depressedly, knowing that this kind of thing is just a daydream, it is impossible at all, if Qiqi is willing to find a boyfriend, Unless it's the day before the end of the world.

"You fake brother, other people will be heartbroken, why are you happy!" Zhou Qiqi really wanted to lift her schoolbag and start swearing.

"The fact that you let others suffer so much, let's see if he will wake up with a smile, and still feel a sense of liberation?" Zhou Han smiled wryly, thinking that his sister was thinking too naively.

"Nonsense, everyone will be happy to have such a cute little sister who can act like a baby! It's just that she is more nervous, she is simply the last ostrich in the desert!" Zhou Qiqi said angrily.

"Who would be happy? I just feel that I did something wrong in my previous life?" Zhou Han showed remorse, wondering why his parents gave birth to a little ancestor back then.

In the end, both of them let go of their hands and handed over the little devil to him to discipline him.

"You must have done something wrong to me in your previous life, so you should love me, love me, and pamper me!" Zhou Qiqi puffed up her cheeks, like a puffer fish being stimulated.

Song Mingyuan almost laughed out loud, and secretly said to Zhou Han, "You really have a good sister, haha..."

"Stop talking, okay? I'm almost dying of worry now." Zhou Han frowned and responded, thinking that it would be fine if Song Mingyuan didn't help him out, and he still had the leisure to mock him.

"What are you worried about? This kind of sister is so good. She looks like she lacks love all the time. Isn't she a great sister?" Song Mingyuan raised his eyebrows coquettishly.

"Can you put away your nasty thoughts, if you do that again, I'm going to call the police." The black line on Zhou Han's forehead kept falling, thinking that it's really unlucky for him to have such a senior, why is it so hard for the only child to understand himself? What about the pain?

Song Mingyuan scratched his head with a smile, not saying much.

"Yes, Senior Zhou, if you don't spoil your sister, you will be condemned. It's simply a violent act." Lilith said as a helper, probably after discussing it with Zhou Qiqi before coming here, and to give Zhou Han a gift together. pressure.

"That's right, occupy the latrine and don't shit." Zhou Qiqi hurriedly agreed, blurting out without thinking at all.

"Huh!? What nonsense are you talking about, girl? Comparing yourself to a latrine, your idea is very unique..." Zhou Han looked at his younger sister with a complicated expression, thinking that if Qiqi was a cloak, wouldn't he be the older brother of a cloak? ?Fuck, this picture is too beautiful to imagine...

Lin Nianwei and Miyazaki Airi next to each other had always been stern-faced, but when they heard Zhou Qiqi's self-comparison, they laughed unkindly.

Lin Nianwei: "Until today, I realized that Qiqi is such an honest girl. I was the one who wronged her before."

Miyazaki Airi: "This... I agree with honesty, but sometimes it is used in the wrong place."

Lin Nianwei: "It's the first time I've discovered that metaphors can be used in such a sober and refined way, I'm sure I can't compare, I'm willing to bow down."

Miyazaki Airi: "I... I can't compare, after all, this taste is a bit strong. As a sister, I can only encourage her with my eyes."

Lin Nianwei: "That's right, oh, you need to give encouragement with caring eyes."

While talking, the two girls looked at Zhou Qiqi together, showing caring eyes for the mentally retarded, and mentally attacked MAX.

"You foxes, get the hell out of here!" Zhou Qiqi's expressions were crowded together, her lungs were about to explode with anger——

"I just made a slip of the tongue!"

"It's just a slip of the tongue!"

"Don't hold on to this latrine!"

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"Look, she's angry at her sore spot, and she's about to bite if she disagrees with her."

"Yeah, maybe this is the legendary atavism phenomenon."

Miyazaki Airi and Lin Nianwei started whispering, not paying any attention to Zhou Qiqi's angry face.

"Shut up, you two vixens! I'm really angry!" Zhou Qiqi's Xiaoxiang shoulders kept shaking in anger.

Lin Nianwei and Miyazaki Airi ignored Zhou Qiqi, chatting happily, did they still glance at Zhou Qiqi, they were clearly talking secretly!

"Hey..." Zhou Qiqi felt aggrieved, and ran to her brother for help, "Brother, look at the two of them, they actually speak ill of me in front of me, please take care of them, they are clearly bullying I'm on my own."

"That's right, classmate Qiqi is so pitiful, Mr. Zhou, you have to take care of it, there are a lot of news about nanny bullying children at home~" Lilith said quickly to help.

"Lilith..."

Miyazaki Airi's face turned dark, and she felt that the golden retriever had taken the wrong medicine today.

Always helping Zhou Qiqi, I asked him to take care of Qiqi, but I didn't let her wear a pair of pants with Zhou Qiqi all the time.

Miyazaki Airi said seriously with a serious face.

"Be careful what you say. Don't stand in the wrong team at this time. If you dislike the short hair on your head, I can make an exception and help you pluck it out."

"Uh, this..." Lilith's eyes became reasonable, and she poked and poked her two little fingers on her chest, and suddenly she didn't dare to speak, thinking that she was a bit too radical, and it would be safer to hide behind the scenes.

"Brother, look at them, they still threaten my friends, isn't that too much?" Zhou Qiqi said angrily, thinking that Lilith is really useless, afraid of what a fake sister is doing, she is covering her by herself, stubborn .

Zhou Han frowned, and looked at Zhou Qiqi frowning, feeling a little baffled, wondering why these two little girls suddenly became friends?

Didn't we still quarrel at noon?Could it be that they don't know each other?

Zhou Han felt that things were a little subtle.

Qiqi is a girl full of bad things, and she doesn't want to suffer.

Lilith was full of troubles and refused to settle down.

It's definitely not good for these two melons to get together, they are not fuel-efficient lamps.

"You two... When did you get along so well?"

"We've always been so nice..." Zhou Qiqi said confidently.

"That's right, when we met in the morning, we felt that it was too late to meet each other. There was a lot of common language, so we decided to marry Jinlan immediately, and we didn't want to be born in the same year and the same month..." Lilith showed an extremely devout expression.

"But I hope to die in the same year and the same month~" Zhou Qiqi followed up with the last sentence tacitly, wondering if it was something rehearsed before coming here.

"Put a knife in both sides of the sister..." Lilith pinched her waist.

"I stabbed my sister twice for my brother..." Zhou Qiqi added.

"What are you two guys doing? Are you planning to make trouble again? Don't be like this, be honest, okay?" Zhou Han felt a chill down his spine, with a very ominous feeling.

"Who is messing around? It's just that the relationship between Lilith and I is very good. Brother, do you think that we are like fire and water, and it will be fine if we don't pinch each other?" Zhou Qiqi asked with blinking eyes.

"This... I didn't say that..." Zhou Han scratched his head in embarrassment.

"I must think so. Lilith's ideas are very consistent, so she can get along well. I really regret not seeing her sooner." Zhou Qiqi said mysteriously.

"Concept? What concept?" Zhou Han frowned.

"Secret~" Zhou Qiqi bit her tongue.

"Senior Zhou, don't ask, this is a little secret between Qiqi and me~" Lilith also had a mysterious expression

Zhou Han pursed his lips and remained silent, feeling more and more that something was wrong. These two little girls were definitely planning some big conspiracy.

Lin Nianwei and Miyazaki Airi are also puzzled, they don't understand why Zhou Qiqi and Lilith have such a good relationship?They've only known each other for a day, so the degree of intimacy has to be doubted.

"What the hell are these two guys planning?" Song Mingyuan couldn't help asking secretly.

"I don't know either, senior, can you see it?" Zhou Han asked back, maybe Song Mingyuan could see something.

"I think it's very likely that it's the anti-vix alliance, a temporary duo that wants to target the girls around you." Song Mingyuan speculated tentatively.

"Shut up, what does it have to do with Lilith?" Zhou Han smiled helplessly, not quite believing the unfounded words.

"It doesn't matter, but think about Lilith's character? Do you like messing around? It must be because you live too comfortably, and I want to see you embarrassing." Song Mingyuan said seriously, and told Lilith This guy knows it all.

"Damn it..." Zhou Han felt that it was very possible when Song Mingyuan said this. They had no common purpose. How did these two little girls unite?It must have been premeditated to make do together!

"Right, you have to be careful, especially Lilith, this guy might have instilled some ideas in your sister." Song Mingyuan patted Zhou Han on the shoulder, signaling him to take care of himself.

Zhou Han's face turned dark, looking at Qiqi and Lilith, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, his sister raised her hands in favor of making friends, but don't make friends, such as Lilith's bad friends.

Although Zhou Han was in a very disturbed mood, he still said it.

"You guys are friends? That's great, I agree."

"Hmph~" Zhou Qiqi showed a complacent expression.

"But don't do bad things when you get together. If I find out, I will deal with you unceremoniously." Zhou Han said with a smile on his face, and gave Zhou Qiqi a vaccination first.

"What bad things can we do? Brother, you have to trust me, Qiqi is a good child." Zhou Qiqi boasted cheekily.

"No reminder, classmate Qiqi is very obedient, senior Zhou, don't be suspicious." Lilith agreed with her dumb hair shaking her head.

Zhou Han grabbed Zhou Qiqi's head, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing wildly. He secretly threatened with a dark face, "You girl, be honest with me, do you hear me? Don't think I don't know what you're up to. Dare to give you a future!" Sisters-in-law are making trouble, see if I don't clean up you."

Zhou Qiqi looked at her brother's blackened face in fear, couldn't help shivering, and said in a cold sweat, "Old...what are you talking about, brother, I won't do such an excessive thing, I don't want to be like those vixen , with a vicious heart."

"I don't care what you and Lilith are doing together, I just ask you to be honest, okay? Don't do some tricks behind your back, do you think I won't know about your little tricks? I'm your brother, you can let it go when you sleep I know exactly what your fart smells like..." Zhou Han said in a low voice, looking very serious.

"Brother, you..." Zhou Qiqi's expression was complicated, and several black lines slipped down from her forehead——

"When did you sniff it?"

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"Uh..." Zhou Han's expression became embarrassed, his old face blushed, and he explained in a low voice, "I haven't smelled it, I just gave a chestnut."

"Scare...Scare me, I thought you have a unique taste, brother." Zhou Qiqi secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"The taste is unique, who do you think I am?" Zhou Han asked Zhou Qiqi to be knocked on the head.