my sister never called brother

"It's fine if you don't, brother, your taste is too strong, and I, a younger sister, really can't accept it." Zhou Qiqi wiped the cold sweat from her forehead.

"Stop talking nonsense, anyway, it's fine for you and Lilith to be friends, but don't do bad things together, make me mess up or something, you know?" Zhou Han said seriously, as long as Zhou Qiqi doesn't do things with Lilith, she can do anything. OK.

"I understand, I understand, we are just good friends, and we have no intention of causing trouble for my brother." Zhou Qiqi said hypocritically, in fact, the purpose of joining forces is to dismantle the harem more efficiently.

"Especially don't listen to Lilith's nonsense, this guy has a lot of thoughts, don't be instilled with any strange ideas, such as secretly giving you bad ideas." Zhou Han was worried and continued to warn.

"Uh..." Zhou Qiqi's expression became unnatural, and she thought in cold sweat, why did my brother know that Lilith gave her advice?Wouldn't it have been discovered?This is unscientific, my brother's IQ should not exceed 100...

"Why are you hesitating? Could it be that Lilith really gave you a bad idea in private?" Zhou Han became vigilant, thinking that there is nothing good for these two little girls getting together.

"No, no, how is it possible?" Zhou Qiqi showed a very serious expression, "Brother, you have to trust me, I have changed my mind and started to be a new person."

"So, you were not human before?" Zhou Han asked tentatively.

"Brother, you are so bad, don't tease me." Zhou Qiqi retorted dissatisfied.

"Forget it, you just need to be good." Zhou Han patted Qiqi's head, and heaved a sigh of relief.

Zhou Qiqi just took a break and looked at Song Mingyuan. She was not familiar with this person, but she heard Lilith say on the way that this guy who exuded the air of a dead house was the head of the old brother's team, and he needed someone to talk to.

"You must be my brother's senior? Nice to meet you."

"That's right, I'm your brother's senior, a part-time gay friend." Song Mingyuan touched his chin and said.

"Your brother-in-law..." Zhou Han frowned.

"My brother, who is worthless, has been taken care of by you, thank you." Zhou Qiqi said politely.

Song Mingyuan was stunned, pulled Zhou Han over, and said secretly, "Hey, although your sister has a bit of a bad personality, isn't she very polite? Taken together, she is still an excellent person..."

"It's fake, it's all fake..." Zhou Han glanced at Zhou Qiqi, and lowered his voice in embarrassment, "Don't be fooled by the false appearance, in fact, she is not polite at all, that's all she does outside."

"That... that's not bad either, being dignified outside and making love at home, isn't this the type that most people like?" Song Mingyuan showed a bit of joy.

"Don't be like this, stop your sexual fantasies, Qiqi is a complicated guy, she can't look at the surface at all, and this girl can't flirt at home, she will be hammered by Aili." Zhou Han said shamelessly, thinking about home With Aili, Qiqi can't turn the sky at all.

"That's right, the second sister is not allowed in the family. Your own sister is suppressed by Miyazaki, so she really can't make a fuss." Song Mingyuan nodded meaningfully.

"Can you stop showing off, show off, she is my sister, I don't want to hear someone commenting on her like that." Zhou Han showed a helpless expression, feeling that the word "show" was insulting.

"Is that right, it's a little bad, I apologize." Song Mingyuan scratched his head in embarrassment.

"It doesn't matter, my younger sister doesn't usually have anything to do with Sao. When I was young, I was still a very shy girl. The guests at home hid behind me and didn't dare to splash. She would pinch people to express her dissatisfaction." Zhou Han recalled her younger sister when she was young, Looks a lot cuter than now.

"Really? I think your sister is quite outgoing, and she's not afraid of people at all..." Song Mingyuan asked suspiciously.

"This is because..." Zhou Han looked at Qiqi, and said secretly, "Because her appearance is not crippled, but her character is already crippled. Although she was quite annoying when she was young, she is not as unreasonable as she is now. At that time, this girl was quite well-behaved, and she was very rare. As for now, alas, let’s not mention it..."

"Your appearance is very interesting?" Song Mingyuan looked at Zhou Han with great interest.

"What's so interesting? Don't make fun of me now, I'll hit someone if I hear it." Zhou Han said melancholy.

"Who would make fun of you? I'm sympathetic. Witnessing my sister's crippled personality feels extremely bad from time to time, and I can't stop it." Song Mingyuan patted Zhou Han on the shoulder.

"Stop talking, I'm going to beat you to death right now." Zhou Han stared at Song Mingyuan, thinking that this guy was deliberately embarrassing himself?

"Calm down, I was just joking. Even if my sister has a bad personality, isn't she my own sister? Since it came out of a placenta, you have to take care of her while kneeling, right?" Song Mingyuan said earnestly.

"It sounds like I'm getting more and more uncomfortable..." Zhou Han felt uncomfortable, as if he was so unlucky.

"Illusions are all illusions." Song Mingyuan said in confusion.

"My brother will definitely cause a lot of trouble for Senior Song, right? If that's the case, I will apologize to you on my brother's behalf." Zhou Qiqi interjected.

Zhou Han's face darkened, and he felt that it was not a good thing for Qiqi to be so polite, she always had a very ominous feeling.

"This guy Zhou Han has indeed caused us a lot of trouble. Now that I think about it, it's really a headache." Song Mingyuan said pretending to be profound.

"That's right, Senior Zhou used to fight all the time, and almost got us involved." Lilith followed Song Mingyuan and put on a deep look.

"Really, brother? So you are so unbearable, and you still have the nerve to reprimand me..." Zhou Qiqi pursed her mouth, looking very dissatisfied.

"Don't, don't, it's all old calendars, let's not mention this, okay?" Zhou Han slid three black lines on his forehead.

"If you've done it, don't be afraid of others mentioning it..." Lin Nianwei said lightly.

"Yeah, it's a secret, it's not a boy..." Miyazaki Airi also complained.

"I...cough..." Zhou Han coughed lightly, and said with a dry smile, "Isn't it too much to keep holding on to my black history?"

"Hmph, brother, you should also pay attention, don't keep staring at my little tail, take care of yourself first?" Zhou Qiqi seemed to have seized the opportunity to fight back, and hurriedly scolded Zhou Han.

"I'll wipe..." Zhou Han's forehead twitched, wanting to spank Kiki's ass.

"Yeah, Qiqi is such a cute girl, have many boys confessed to you?" Song Mingyuan asked with great interest.

"That is, there are too many, too many to count." Zhou Qiqi waved her hand, looking impassioned.

"Then how did you respond?" Song Mingyuan asked again.

"I said I like my brother, and then said..." Zhou Qiqi raised her head and thought for a while, then continued to add——

"You idiots, don't think about Miss Ben."

"My brother is Zhou Han. If you dare to attack me, he will kill you every minute."

"Those who are not afraid of death, just stand in front!"

"Look at my brother not letting you lie in the hospital for three months..."

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"I wipe..."

Seeing his sister's triumphant look, Zhou Han suddenly felt bad all over, and wanted to beat this guy to death.

No wonder no one calls herself uncle, Zhou Qiqi portrayed herself so badly, combined with her bad name, if someone wants to call herself uncle, hell!

Zhou Han looked at Zhou Qiqi with a dark face, and didn't know what to say. If he had a time machine, he would definitely throw Zhou Qiqi, a little ancestor, into the Jurassic.

"Your sister is absolutely amazing, the invisible black is the deadliest~" Song Mingyuan complained in a low voice.

Zhou Han didn't want to talk, but just sighed, thinking that he was not bad, Qiqi was the trumpet practiced by his parents.

"It's not just that, Qiqi said that if anyone dares to take advantage of her, Senior Zhou will visit her late at night, and then viciously explode her chrysanthemum, and spread it on the platform of her classmates." Lilith quickly Keep up with the last sentence, for fear that this point will be passed on.

"Damn it, you're really strong, let the first-year students tighten their asses..." Song Mingyuan touched his chin, sighing and muttering.

"Go away..."

Zhou Han frowned, he was so angry that he didn't know what to say, it's fine if he was blackmailed into a violent madman by his sister.

It's good now, I've moved closer to the chrysanthemum maniac, if I find something in the future, I will call the police!

This Nima is really a real sister, a real sister!A strong player!

Zhou Han's heart ached unceasingly. He felt that he had been hurt by a white-eyed wolf for the past ten years, and he hadn't gained any good results.

"You girl... let me say something? Huh?"

"What's wrong? What's wrong with what I said?" Zhou Qiqi pursed her lips, showing a very innocent look.

"Xiaowei, what does "explosive chrysanthemum" mean?" Miyazaki Airi asked Lin Nianwei suspiciously, not quite understanding this invisible word.

"Don't ask nonsense! Ask something good! Don't ask for such a strange vocabulary!" Zhou Han blushed, preventing Miyazaki Airi from opening the door to the new world.

"I'm just asking what's the matter! Why are you nervous!? Are there ghosts in your heart!?" Miyazaki Airi responded angrily.

"Yes...cough cough!" Zhou Han hurriedly coughed a few times, and muttered, "What the hell? It must be... definitely not a good vocabulary. Don't ask, it will dirty your ears."

"GAY~" Song Mingyuan and Zhou Han put their shoulders together and said meaningfully, "We are all good (♂) friends~"

"Go, go..." Zhou Han pulled Song Mingyuan away, wondering if he was always being used for consumption?

"I just want to ask, hum~!" Miyazaki Airi was very stubborn, and continued to ask Lin Nianwei, "Wei-chan, do you understand what it means to burst chrysanthemums?"

"I... how would I know? Don't ask me..." Lin Nianwei blushed, and quickly covered it with a book, ashamed to see others.

Looking at the situation, Lin Nianwei must know what the so-called "explosive chrysanthemum" means, but she is very embarrassed to say it.

How can a girl explain how she stabbed her buttocks with Ding Ding?What a joke!

Lin Nianwei turned her head to the other direction, afraid that Miyazaki Airi would make herself a little embarrassed by asking herself, how could she study such bloody knowledge.

"Miyazaki-senpai! Miyazaki-senpai! I know, I know, just ask me!" Lilith raised her hand with a smile, and the golden hair on her head jumped up in joy.

"Fuck, Lilith, don't talk nonsense..." Zhou Han's face darkened immediately, Lilith, this little guy might spit out some shit!

"Quickly talk about Lilith, what does it mean to have an asshole?" Miyazaki Airi was a little excited, and Zhou Han was more secretive.

"It's just the action of filming GV, men and women messing around, using genitals, inserting excretory organs, puff puff~!" Lily didn't hide it at all, as a girl, she was not shy, and directly made boys ashamed to say it Say something!

"Oh my god!" Zhou Han covered his face, he didn't understand how Lilith's head grew, so he was ashamed to say it!What about genitals and excretory organs, you can't spread pornographic information in my majestic heaven just because you are a foreigner!

"As expected of my apprentice, he is truly a man of knowledge and talents~" Song Mingyuan showed a bit of complacency.

"Shut up, I'm really convinced..." Zhou Han frowned.

Lin Nianwei's eyes widened a little, thinking that Lilith is so brave, and wondered if Lilith had seen GV in private. Think about it, isn't Britain a country with a high incidence of homosexuality and orthopedics?What kind of weirdness is there?

"Is...really?" Miyazaki Airi pretended to be calm, but when she realized that she couldn't, she blushed and covered her face and said, "This... what kind of disgusting thing is this?! Sure enough, the boy is It's a disgusting creature! It really has all kinds of quirks!"

"Calm down, Airi, being gay is only a small part! I'm definitely not, because I'm a straight man straighter than steel!" Zhou Han hurriedly explained, lest Miyazaki Airi misunderstand his quirks, then It's embarrassing.

"I prove it! My brother is straight. If he is bent, I will be the first to jump out and beat him straight~" Zhou Qiqi said majesticly with her hips on her hips.

"I'll fucking beat you up first..." Zhou Han hit Zhou Qiqi on the head hard, seeing the little girl's film dangling in front of him, he couldn't help but hit him.

"Woooooo..." Zhou Qiqi covered her red forehead, and stared at Zhou Han aggrievedly, feeling that it was unfair for her to be beaten, her brother is the only male in the family, if he bends over, wouldn't the old Zhou family be extinct ? !This is a major event related to the succession of the family!

"Don't pretend to be pitiful, I don't like your brother." Zhou Han said angrily.

"Brother is a bully! What did I say wrong? What's wrong with me wanting to beat your penis straight for the sake of our ancestors?" Zhou Qiqi complained angrily.

"Don't tell me I'm already bent, okay? Even if you are an idiot sister, your brother and I are straight!" Zhou Han said loudly angrily, wondering if Qiqi and himself were born by the same mother?Why is it a natural black? !It's really maddening!

"Huh~! My brother is so annoying! He will bully me! Whenever he is unhappy, he likes to take it out on me!" Zhou Qiqi hugged her breasts, showing 12 points of contempt for her brother.

"Uh..." A drop of cold sweat dripped down Zhou Han's forehead, he didn't bother to care about Qiqi, and turned to Miyazaki Airi and said, "Airi, don't get me wrong, if I'm gay, I'll live stream Dingding."

"Don't...don't say such disgusting things!" Miyazaki Airi blushed, thinking what did Zhou Han say about the mess?

"Sorry, I was so confused by Qiqi." Zhou Han smiled wryly and scratched his head in embarrassment.

"You're so annoying, don't say obscene things in front of everyone..." Miyazaki Airi hesitated for a moment, then added in a low voice with a blushing face——

"Are you straight..."

"Can I not have a B number in my heart?"

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The first thousand 290 chapters six sister party

After the club activities are over.

Everyone is going home.

At the school gate, Father Lin's private car had already parked there.

Lin Nianwei looked at Zhou Han, then at Miyazaki Airi and Zhou Qiqi next to her, feeling a little unbalanced in her heart.

Every time I have to go home, separate from Zhou Han, I can only send text messages, or chat on the phone.

These two younger sisters are great, they have all the advantages, and they can live a shameless life by Zhou Han's side every day.

The difference in treatment is not usually huge, and it makes people feel very unfair no matter how you look at it.

Especially Zhou Qiqi, even if this guy is causing trouble to others, he can still live with Zhou Han.

This has to make people sigh, reincarnation is really an art.

How great would it be if I could be with Zhou Han every day?They can also get tired of being together every day.

Of course Lin Nianwei also knew that this was unlikely, after all her parents would not agree and would put a lot of pressure on herself.

But Lin Nianwei still looks forward to it, if Zhou Han can get the approval of his parents in the future, they can be together without any scruples.

Lin Nianwei's eyes showed complicated emotions, she stood there for a long time, and didn't want to say that she took a step first.

"Xiaowei?" Seeing Lin Nianwei's preoccupation, Zhou Han thought he had something to say.

"What's wrong, Wei-chan?" Miyazaki Airi was also puzzled.

Zhou Qiqi didn't speak, but looked at Lin Nianwei with a cold face, full of hostility. If she wasn't worried that her brother would teach her a lesson, she wouldn't be able to hold back the insults.