"I'm obviously just enjoying the process. Besides, haven't I always been in the air force before? It's not the first time in the air force. Why should you drive me away?"
"No, my wife chased me away in a hurry, she must be stealing someone behind my back."
"Okay Hou Guifen, you are a ruthless person! I'm already old and my grandson is old, and you still give me a cuckold. I must be true to you today."
After Secretary Yang finished speaking, he stood up and walked out. No matter how Liu Jianshe called, he turned a deaf ear and hurried home.
Liu Jianshe was speechless, fishing kills people!
You can see that Secretary Yang has been forced into hallucinations. Aunt Hou is already old, how can she cuckold you?
This fishing is crazy!Advice everyone, fishing has no future!
……
In front of the cesspool behind the toilets in the rolling mill.
The three of Silly Zhu were wearing thick masks, holding a dung ladle in their hands and staring wide-eyed.
Guo Dashuo stretched out his hand and said, "Silly Zhu, take the money!"
"Money? What money? Am I your father? Or your mother? Why should I give you money?" Silly Zhu pretended to be stupid and said in a daze.
"What money are you talking about? Didn't you agree before that if I help you make a fuss, you will give me two dollars. Now that the booing is over, do you still want to play tricks?" Guo Dabozi said angrily.
"Did you succeed? I asked you if you succeeded? Why should I give you money if you don't succeed?"
"You don't give money, do you? Then don't blame me for not being sympathetic!"
"What can you do to me if you don't show affection?"
"Damn it, why don't you push me, there is a cesspool below, don't push me!"
There was a thumping sound, followed by Xu Donglai's scream.
"It's not good, come quickly! Sha Zhu and Guo Dabozi have fallen into the cesspit again!"
Chapter 426
Liu Jianshe had just opened the file and hadn't had time to work.
I heard someone shouting happily in the corridor.
"Come out and have a look! Silly Zhu fell into the cesspit again, and this time he also brought Mr. Guo into it."
"Xu Dong is an idiot. As soon as he finished calling someone, he saved someone himself, but he also fell into it."
"Xiao Zhou from the security department pinched his nose and went to get a bamboo pole to save people."
Liu Jianshe was startled, then chuckled twice.
Shazhu and the cesspool seem to be incompatible with each other, as long as you walk into the cesspool, you will fall out of the cesspool.
This time I guess I will be full again.
The hot gossip in the factory a week ago was that Shazhu and Qin Huairu got married.
As soon as the popularity dropped, Shazhu couldn't wait to occupy the top searches.
If this happened in later generations, a celebrity surnamed Wang would probably jump up and curse in anger, and might even issue an order to chase and kill him.
Silly Zhu woke up again and found himself in a familiar place.
Silly Zhu rolled over and hid behind the bed, looking around vigilantly.
Finding no familiar figure, just about to breathe a sigh of relief, unexpectedly, a familiar voice came from behind.
"Hey! Isn't this the chef from the rolling mill?"
"I was thinking that we wouldn't meet again in the future, but I didn't expect that it's only been two years, and you're starting to study new recipes again?"
"As a doctor, I think I should advise you, don't study some shit, shit, shit, that stuff can be made into dishes, and probably no one wants to eat it."
"Let me tell you, you are a human cook, not a dog cook. If people can't get enough to eat, don't study dog recipes."
The doctor in the white coat stood behind Sha Zhu with a grin, and complained mercilessly.
Silly Zhu immediately collapsed, and said with a broken jar, "Is there no other doctor in Hongxing Hospital?"
"Why is it you who treat me every time I go to the hospital? Are you the only one who can treat diseases in such a big hospital?"
"Where is the leader of your hospital? Where is it? I want to complain to him, and I don't want to see you as a doctor again."
"What department are you a doctor in? Why do you treat someone who falls into a cesspool yourself?"
After Sha Zhu broke down, the doctor in the white coat was also indignant.
"I'm still fucking wondering, why do you fall into the cesspit every time I'm on duty?"
"It's fine if you fall into the cesspit, why do you show up all over every time my family improves the food?"
"You ask me what department I am a doctor in? Do you still want to find the dean?"
"Wait, I'll call the dean right now!"
After the doctor in the white coat finished speaking, he turned and left the ward and walked out of the room.
A few minutes later, the doctor in the white coat walked in again.
"Who wants to find the dean? I am, little comrade, what do you want to complain? Just find me! I will solve it for you."
After the doctor in the white coat finished speaking solemnly, he took a step to the side.
Continued: "Dean, you have to make the decision for me. This patient is naturally disgusting. Every time my family improves the food, he will be sent here in a mess."
"Isn't this bullying honest people? My family finally ate stewed chicken. When I saw him covered in poop, I was so disgusted that I couldn't eat."
After the doctor in the white coat finished complaining, he straightened up again and gave a false lift.
"The customer is God... Bah! A doctor is supposed to save lives and heal the wounded. Although he often appears covered in poop, doctors are parents. For your son, you must treat your son calmly."
"Don't be angry. It's useless to be angry. You must be normal."
Seeing the doctor in a white coat performing a one-man show alone, Sha Zhu couldn't help but roll his eyes.
You are the co-author of the dean, and you are the doctor, so can you just say that you are the dean?
There is such a scene, you have so many scenes, why don't you make a movie?
"No wonder you often have the hospital uniform of the mental hospital, and you also said that your hospital is a brother unit with the other party."
"If you want me to say, you should go to a mental hospital for treatment, you are a psychopath!"
Sha Zhu pointed at the nose of the white coat doctor and cursed.
"Who is crazy? Your whole family is crazy? I am a master of andrology. By the way, since you are often hospitalized, are you interested in cutting your skin?"
"The second root is half price! After the skinning, there is a 50.00% chance of having a son."
The doctor in the white coat suddenly changed his way and said softly and considerately.
"Is it possible to have a son? Is it true or not?" Silly Zhu had a look of disbelief.
At the same time, I silently noticed in my heart, in this age, who would not want to have a son at the first birth?
Although He Xiaofei is his son, He Xiaofei is not the crystallization of his love with Sister Qin.
If he could have a son with Sister Qin, Sha Zhu felt that life would be perfect.
"Can I still lie to you? After the skinning, I can guarantee that there is a 50.00% chance of having a son. How about it? Are you a little excited?"
"If you're tempted, act quickly. There's no such store after this village. Now there is a promotion, the second one is half price, and the third one is free."
The white coat is like a devil, constantly tempting Shazhu.
Silly Zhu felt itchy when he was told by the doctor in a white coat, but did he have any money in his pocket?
However, the second half-price and the third free in the mouth of the white coat instantly caught Sha Zhu's attention.
If the guess is correct and he has awakened, the two of them should not have awakened yet.
Shazhu showed a sly smile: "Three people in a group, the last one is half price, right?"
The doctor in the white coat nodded.
"There are also three people in our cesspool this time, right?"
The doctor in the white coat nodded again, and what the other party said was correct.
"In this case, the two of them are the first and the second, and I am the third, so should my surgery be free?"
The doctor in the white coat was a little dizzy, but after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it.
"If there's nothing wrong with it, I, He Yuzhu, did this operation. If it's cheap, don't take advantage of it. It's free anyway. If you don't do it, you don't do it for nothing."
In this way, Silly Zhu was pushed into the operating room.
After an hour and a half.
The doctor in the white coat repeatedly told Shazhu.
"You have to remember, within a week, don't get excited. If the thread breaks, it will have to be stitched again."
"Don't be excited, don't be excited, don't be excited, say important things three times, you must remember, remember, and remember!"
Sha Zhu waved his hand impatiently: "How can there be so much nonsense, isn't it just that you can't break the thread for a week?"
"To tell you the truth, I, He Yuzhu, have great control. As long as I don't want to do that, I'm just like a monk."
"Amitabha, benefactor, if there is nothing else, I will take a step ahead of the old man's column."
Silly Zhu chanted the Buddha's name, spread his legs, and walked slowly towards the door.
"Oh! By the way, I asked Mr. Guo for the money for the operation, the guy with a little hands."
As soon as he walked to the door, Sha Zhu turned his head and told him specially.
The doctor in the white coat gave an ok gesture.
After Silly Zhu left, the doctor in a white coat began to tidy up the ward, preparing to disinfect the bedding.
As a result, as soon as the bedding was packed, the door was suddenly opened.
Silly Zhu clamped his legs, his face was full of pain, and his facial features were distorted.
"Doctor, I seem to have opened a thread, help me, I'm stitching it up!" Silly Zhu begged.
Doctor in white coat: ...
After some suturing operations, the doctor in the white coat warned again: "Be normal, be normal, don't get excited, the woman at the bottom of the mountain is a tiger, you must control your desires."
Sha Zhu nodded solemnly: "Doctor, don't worry, there will never be a next time."
Doctor in white coat: ...
I said don't get excited, don't get excited, why doesn't this guy care about it?
After a frantic suture operation, the doctor in a white coat took out the needle.
"The things I hold in my hand teach you how to make a sedative. I feel that with your self-control, it is difficult to control your desires, so I will give you an injection for free, so that you will not worry that the wound will burst."
Sha Zhu nodded silently with a face full of lovelessness.
Don't fight for nothing if it's free, and don't take advantage of the bastard if it's cheap.
After the injection, I don't know whether it is a psychological effect or the sedative really works.
Silly Zhu felt that he had finished rushing, and he had entered the sage mode at this moment.
There is no worldly desire at all.
"Benefactor, can Pindao go home?" Silly Zhu nodded slightly.
The doctor in the white coat nodded, it seemed that the sedative was very effective.
"Okay, okay, go home early, remember, after seven days, come over to remove the stitches, don't forget." The doctor in the white coat urged.
Silly Zhu in sage mode, nodded slightly, and walked towards the door with flamboyant steps.
The doctor in the white coat looked at his watch.
Ok! Five minutes later, the sedative seemed to be working, and nothing happened.
Since Silly Zhu did not come back, the operation of the remaining two patients must continue.
It's hard to get a big order, so don't be careless.
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