So, the poor Guo Dashuo and Xu Donglai underwent surgery while they were still in a coma.
When the two woke up, they felt a stabbing pain.
The pain was so strong that Guo Dazhui couldn't help crying.
"It hurts so much, why does it hurt so much? I fell into the cesspool, not the knife, why does it hurt so much?"
The doctor in white coat, who was admiring the results of his operation, suddenly said: "Damn it, I forgot to give anesthesia!"
After the doctor in the white coat finished speaking, he quickly groped around on the operating table.
After finding the anesthetic, he quickly injected it into the two of them.
The two felt the pain disappear in an instant, and their consciousness began to blur.
After waking up again, he saw an amiable doctor in a white coat looking at him with a smile.
"You two are awake? The operation was successful, please settle the medical expenses."
"Thank you for your patronage, a total of 50 yuan."
When Guo Dajizi heard the 50 yuan, he immediately got up.
"What's the matter? 50 yuan? Are you a black shop? I didn't hear that you need to pay when the silly column fell into the cesspool before?"
"Isn't your hospital very cooperative with the rolling mill? Shouldn't the money be paid by the factory?"
"Why do you ask us for money?"
The doctor in the white coat took out a stack of charge certificates and handed them to Mr. Guo.
"The cost of dropping the cesspool is paid by your rolling mill, but the two of you also had a skin-cutting operation. By the way, the second one is half price for the skinning operation, and the third one is free."
"This operation was approved by He Yuzhu. According to his arrangement, you, Guo Dashuo, will get the first one, Xu Donglai's second one will be half price, and the third one will be given to him, He Yuzhu, for free."
When Guo Dazhui heard that someone was fooling around, he slapped the bed angrily and said, "You idiot, I'll kill you sooner or later!"
"Young man, don't be angry, this operation is actually very beneficial to you."
"First of all, it has a 50.00% chance of giving birth to a son. Everyone is a man, and they all know the importance of passing on the family line."
"If the first child is a son, don't you feel relieved a lot?"
"Surgery is actually good for everyone. What is money? Money is a bastard. You can earn more if you lose it. The most important thing is to give birth to a son for the first time."
The doctor in the white coat was persuasive and persuasive, channeling the hostility of the two.
Guo Dazhui sneered when he heard the words: "I will not perform this operation, and I also know that 50.00% of the sex of the child is a boy and 50.00% is a girl."
"Since this is the case, what's the point of doing this operation? I've also studied for two years, so you can't fool me."
The doctor in the white coat froze for a moment, and then his brain began to work rapidly.
After a long while, he said quietly: "Young man, you can't say it's not certain?"
"From a medical point of view, do you know about intersex people?"
"That's the legendary ladyboy. Everyone's body is different, and the probability of having a child is also different. After the operation, you can avoid giving birth to a ladyboy."
"And no! Sometimes the child he (she) is not necessarily a human being!"
"Don't you know the story of the civet cat changing the prince?"
Guo Dajizi: ...
"I always feel that you are fooling me, but unfortunately I have no proof."
Guo Dashuo complained, and Xu Donglai and Xu Donglai collected the money together, and then they were about to be discharged from the hospital.
The doctor in the white coat took the money and put it in his pocket without counting.
Call the two who are about to leave.
"Young man, don't worry, I'll give you a sedative so that you won't have worldly desires, otherwise your wounds will burst open when you get agitated." The doctor in a white coat advised.
Guo Dapai snorted coldly: "Worldly desires? Are you kidding? I, Guo Dapai, would be the kind of person who is full of women?"
"I want to be the director of the factory, but I can't control my desires? I can't even control my desires? I'm still the director of the fart?"
After Guo Dapizi finished speaking with enthusiasm, he led Xu Donglai outside.
The doctor in the white coat didn't speak, but just looked at his watch quietly.
1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes later.
Guo Dashuo and Xu Donglai walked in with their legs intertwined, their faces full of pain.
"Doctor, I'm doomed not to be a factory manager in this life. I'm just a waste. I can't even control my desires."
"Doctor, help me sew up quickly, our wounds are both open."
The doctor in the white coat nodded and began to prepare for the second operation.
Young people are sometimes so energetic that they don't want to listen to others' persuasion.
After the sedative was administered, the two left the ward arm in arm with sage-like smiles on their faces.
The doctor in the white coat walked out of the room and took down the painting in the bathroom at the stairway.
Not to mention, the buttocks of the foreign women in this painting are really white and round.
"Doctor Zhang, have you seen the sedative on my table?"
"Those three sedatives make people hungry, half of the sedative and half of the aphrodisiac, they can't be used indiscriminately!"
Chapter 427 Three Moms: Son, I'm divorcing your dad, who are you with?
Silly Zhu returned to the courtyard with a sage-like smile on his face.
He saw Yanbugui squatting in the courtyard with a sad face.
The third master, who is usually stingy, bought a pack of Huazi and a bottle of wine today, with a cigarette in his left hand and a bottle of wine in his right.
Taking a puff of cigarettes, drinking a glass of wine, coupled with his frowning and crying face, it really makes people feel distressed.
When Jia Zhang came out of Yan's house, he saw Yan Bugui's melancholy appearance.
I can't help feeling sorry for Geigei.
"Old Yan, don't have a headache. The third mother left as soon as she left. Aren't you still with me? You can live with whoever you live with. Besides, if the old one doesn't go and the new one doesn't come, don't be sad."
Yan Bugui didn't speak, still frowning with displeasure.
Seeing that Yan Bugui ignored her, Jia Zhang twisted her fat waist and went back to Yan's house to search for ingredients.
Although Yan Bugui was stingy, the Yan family prepared enough ingredients.
In the past few days, Mrs. Jia Zhang has been talking about her vigorously, and she doesn't treat herself as an outsider at all.
Now that there is no one in the Yan family, Yan Jiekuang and Yu Li have completely stopped contacting their parents' house.
Yan Jiekuang finally figured it out. Compared with parents, daughter-in-law is the most important thing.
And after Yan Bugui achieved his goal, regarding Yan Jiekuang's choice not to associate with his parents, he said that he would go with him.
The remaining second son is now also working in the rolling mill, and the daughter is also going to school in other places.
Yan Bugui's pressure suddenly eased a lot.
Suffering from food and mind, without the pressure of life, Yan Bugui turned his attention to the old widow.
In the past, Yi Zhonghai often gave away stick noodles to others, so that he could sleep with widows.
Now Yi Zhonghai went in and stepped on the sewing machine.
There was no one to give away the stick noodles, and the opportunity came soon, Yan Bugui looked at his stick noodles.
The family conditions are good, who will eat stick noodles when there are white flour steamed buns?
Cornmeal is used to feed livestock, who would eat it for normal people?
"Third Master, do you want to drink away your worries?" Silly Zhu asked with his hips between his hands.
Yan Bugui looked up and saw Silly Zhu with his butt clamped, and asked curiously: "What's wrong with your posture? Didn't you fall asleep on the same bed with Qin Huairu? Why does it feel inappropriate to sleep with women? Xu Damao lives together?"
"If you ask me, it's really not possible. The three of you can live together. For life, you can live with someone."
As soon as the wine was drunk and the wind blew, Yan Pugui became more courageous, breaking the relationship between the three of them in an instant.
Silly Zhu's face darkened, and he said with some displeasure: "Third Master, you can't frame others innocently. What do you mean I have an affair with Xu Damao? Xu Damao and I are pure friendship between men."
"Everyone is a miserable person, just hugging each other to keep warm, how did it become a dirty thing in your mouth?"
"Third Master, you are also a scholar after all, why are your words so chilling?"
Silly Zhu said bluntly, but actually felt a little guilty in his heart, the relationship between him and Xu Damao was very complicated.
It was so complicated that he himself couldn't tell what kind of relationship the three of them had.
Yan Bugui squinted his eyes and cast a disdainful glance at Sha Zhu.
Even the three of them, Silly Zhu, felt that they had concealed the matter seamlessly. In fact, everyone in the courtyard knew about the rotten love life between the three of them.
Silly Zhu likes Qin Huairu, but he always likes to sneak into Xu Damao's room.
But Xu Damao always took the opportunity to run to Qin Huairu's room.
Tsk tsk, the emotional life of the three of them is really confusing.
"Third Master, you haven't answered me yet, what's wrong with you, please tell everyone to make everyone happy."
Sha Zhu squatted on the ground, picked up Yan Pugui's Huazi with a smile, and lit one on his own.
Huazi!This kind of cigarette is usually only smoked by Liu Jianshe.
It is not bad for ordinary people to be able to smoke the big front door.
"Zhuzi, can you do me a favor?" Yan Bugui said suddenly.
While smoking a cigarette, Silly Zhu said indifferently: "Third Master, why are you so polite? If you need my help, just tell me directly, and I will definitely help if I can."
From Shazhu's point of view, the help Yan Bugui said was probably borrowing money, or letting him be a lobbyist.
Go to the house of the three mothers to say good things, Dangdang is the boss, and see if the three mothers can come back.
But what Yan Bugui said directly shocked Shazhu so much that he didn't speak for a long time.
"Zhuzi, can you take Jia Zhang back to raise her, she is also Qin Huairu's mother-in-law, if you marry Qin Huairu, you have to support her mother-in-law too, right?"
Yan Bugui spoke calmly while smoking a cigarette.
Shazhu was so shocked that the smoke fell to the ground, and his face was full of disbelief.
"Third Master, what did you say just now, are you saying it again?"
"I said, if you marry Qin Huairu, you should support Jia Zhang. After all, Jia Zhang is also Qin Huairu's mother-in-law. You have to be thorough in doing good deeds. She is just an old woman who runs around all day long for a bite to eat."
"If this matter gets out, it will not be good for our compound's reputation. Our compound has not won an advanced group for several years."
"In the past, our hospital was always advanced every year. You must not let Jia Zhang's family live on the streets just because you married Qin Huairu."
Silly Zhu stopped Yan Bugui's words and corrected him: "Third Lord, please stop for a moment, and I will tell you the matter."
"First of all, Mrs. Jia Zhang has been supported by Sister Qin all the time. I have no doubts about this. Furthermore, Mrs. Jia Zhang lives in Yi Zhonghai's house, and she has an inexplicable relationship with you now."
"You just said that Sister Qin and I didn't support Jia Zhang. Let me ask you, where did we not support this old godmother?"
"Besides, if Jiazhang wants to live with you, it was you who took the initiative to attack first. If you didn't take the initiative to send stick noodles, she wouldn't sleep with you. You just put the responsibility on us, isn't it a little bit awkward? good?"
Shazhu's face was full of anger when he said this, no wonder Yan Bugui asked him to help.
It turned out that he still wanted to get rid of Jia Zhang.
He, Yan Bugui, also knew that Jiazhang's family was just a piece of dog skin plaster, once in contact with it, he couldn't shake it off.
But I knew why I had to go to deliver stick noodles in the middle of the night today, and I didn’t feel happy when I took advantage of it.
Regret it now?late!
Yan Bugui looked a little embarrassed when he saw that his little thoughts had been punctured by Shazhu.
Rubbing his nose nervously, he made up his mind to pay attention.
There is nothing in this world that money can't solve, and Sha Zhu is probably asking for benefits.
Yan Bugui gritted his teeth and took out 20 yuan from his pocket.
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