My ability is the original god, please enlighten me!

Snapped!

Zheng Wu smoothly pressed the alarm clock on the bedside table, and the world finally became quiet.

Last night, there was no roommate's grinding teeth, snoring and talking in sleep, so I slept really comfortably.

Zheng Wu straightened up from the bed and yawned, looking out the window at the dark night sky without even a sunrise, he couldn't help but smiled wryly.

It is nearly five kilometers from here to the school's classrooms, and he has to walk for more than an hour to walk there. He can only get up early at six o'clock. He really lived like a social animal when he was a student.

"Ow?"

Lying on the floor next to him, Xiao Hei, who was quietly watching Zheng Wu, suddenly made a sound in doubt, as if he didn't understand why Zheng Wu got up so early.

"If you don't leave, you will be late."

He got out of bed, touched Xiao Hei's soft dog's head, changed into casual clothes, and before Zheng Wu could ask Xiao Hei if he wanted to follow, Xiao Hei silently sneaked into Zheng Wu's shadow.

A clingy dog ​​seems to be a good thing too.

Zheng Wu smiled faintly, feeling that the loneliness brought about by living alone was also dispelled a little.

There were no disturbances in the following day. Data structure in the morning and engineering mathematics in the afternoon. Zheng Wu, two thought-consuming courses, sounded much simpler now. Is this also brought about by the mental bonus?

Zheng Wu, who once again realized that he is a superpower, suddenly became a little melancholy when he saw the complex mathematical formulas on the blackboard become simple.

If, at that time, I also had this power...

.【-

Before he could think about it, the new news on the phone turned out to be from the harmonica club.

The boss of the technical department - Zhong Zhenglin: "The technical department will have a meeting at nine o'clock tonight, see you in the club activity room!"

Under Zheng Wu's remarks, four avatars with strange names spoke one after another.

Specialist in dog food distribution - Wu Wanxian: "Boss received it!"

Professional dog food distributor-Li Zheng: "If Xianxian goes, I will go too~"

Specialist in dog food distribution - Wu Wanxian: "Zhengzheng, I love you!"

Dog food professional - Li Zheng: "Xianxian, I love you too!"

The boss of the technical department - Zhong Zhenglin: "I'm full."

A flower in the harmonica department - Wei Jingsi: "I will arrive early later, brother Wu?"

The boss of the technical department - Zhong Zhenglin: "Sisi loves you, it doesn't matter if Zheng Wu's sand sculpture comes or not."

Zheng Wu: "Boss, so you are very brave?"

Boss of the technical department - Zhong Zhenglin: "Heh, my ventriloquism has improved recently, and you are the brother Xiaowu who can't take away the position of boss."

Putting away his mobile phone, Zheng Wu, who was amused by these idiots, decided to show them a performance of superhumans tonight.

......

At 9 o'clock in the evening, at the club activity room of the Qingkong Harmonica Club.

Just as Zheng Wu opened the door, a crooked couple on the sofa almost blinded him.

"Xianxian, ah~"

A girl leaned on a boy, and gave the boy a peeled orange.

"Ah, Zhengzheng, it's the taste of happiness."

The boy who finished eating the orange showed an intoxicated expression, which made the girl peel him even more vigorously.

"I said, can you think about the feelings of us single dogs【>|

Zheng Wu looked at Wu Wanxian and Li Zheng's faces, and sighed, feeling like his skin was getting goosebumps.

Although he knew it was useless to say it, he couldn't help it.

"Brother Wu, you're here."

The gentle voice brushed through Zheng Wu's heart like a clear spring.

There was a grass-like fragrance coming from his side, Zheng Wu turned his head to look, it was an extremely beautiful person, with a slender waist, white and tender hands, and short, smooth hair hanging between his ears, flickering The big eyes are paired with just the right bangs, and there is a touching and gentle smile on the exquisite and flawless face, which makes the world seem to be pale for a moment.

Zheng Wu immediately fell into this lethal smile.

Ah, what a gentle and beautiful person, if I don't marry back home, I will regret it for the rest of my life.

I want to walk through the marriage hall hand in hand with him, put my arms around his slender waist, and kiss his shy face lightly.

--wrong! ! ! ! ! ! !

Zheng Wu took a few steps back with a terrified expression, forcing himself to look away with the strong will of a straight man of steel.

I'm not gay ahhh! ! ! ! !

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PS:

The author is not gay, nor does he write about gay men, let alone transgender, so there is no need to worry about these poisonous points.

Chapter 25 The Daily Life of the Harmonica Department

In Blue Ocean University, if you want to ask who is the most handsome, many people may not be able to answer.

But if you want to ask who is the most beautiful, then people who have met Wei Jingsi should answer the beauty they have felt without hesitation.

It is an indescribable beauty, it can make you forget the distinction of gender, no matter you are straight or curvy, in front of the beautiful face and gentle temperament that seems to be carefully carved by God, you will become his shape .

As the saying goes, when a boy is pretty, he has nothing to do with a girl.

This is Wei Jingsi, a strange man who has dominated the school's flower list for many years since he entered Blue Ocean University.

Although I don't know if there is a school flower list...

As for whether Wei Jingsi is a man, of course it has become a mystery in the eyes of many students.

But Zheng Wu, who went to the bathroom with Wei Jingsi, can tell you with certainty.

It's a man, maybe it's older than you.

But even so, some people who are sure that he is a man still refuse to give up and fall unconsciously.

Just like the one next to me.

Zheng Wu looked at Zhong Zhenglin, the head of the technical department who looked like a pig brother, as if he had been hit by a powerful charm, and patted him on the shoulder.

"Come on, he's a man."

Zhong Zhenglin trembled like a spell of clearing his heart, as if awakened from some beautiful fantasy, showing an expression that was still unfinished, and angrily reprimanded Zheng Wu:

"What do you know, can my love for Sisi be blocked by gender?"

Zheng Wu raised his forehead, this guy is hopeless.

Wei Jingsi smiled, making Zhong Zhenglin look like a pig again, and then said to everyone:

"Zheng Lin, if you have anything to say, just tell me, everyone is here."

The sound of a neutral and gentle voice awakened Zhong Zhenglin from his beauty, and he responded like a licking dog, then coughed, helped his non-existent glasses, and deliberately lowered his voice, pretending to be deep and authentic:

"Everyone, do the calculations alone. Today is the day when the world changes. When luck gathers and Ziwei stars are twinkling, it is the beginning of the journey towards the galaxy. I would like to ask you to help me to develop the human race." The road to the sea of ​​stars!"

"Oh, the foolish king of human beings, you actually wake up me who has been sleeping for many years because of these trivial matters. Don't you know that killing and destruction are the main theme of the universe. Weak human beings who dare to conquer the galaxy will only kill themselves!"

Zheng Wu leaned his face forward, covering most of his face with his open palms, his sharp eyes revealed from between his fingers, imitating the classic posture of masturbation, as if he had entered some state, he also said in a low voice.

"Even if you perish, you must move forward! King of the spiral, you wake up from deep sleep and see through the vicissitudes of the world. You are alone, but isn't the rotating drill bit in your hand used to break through the sky!"

Zhong Zhenglin raised his voice and opened his palms, as if embracing the universe, showing his generous determination to die.

"Stupid! Stupid! If you want to break through the way to the universe, first ask the drill and the mech in my hand!"

"Stubborn spiral king, today I will show you what is the courage and hymn of human beings!"

"Chidori!"

"Spiral pills!"

"Ola Ora Ora!!!"

"Woo big wood big wood big!!!"

The dog food-sprinkling couple on the sofa showed a look of surprise.

Seeing the two wrestling into a ball on the ground, Wei Jingsi sighed and said:

"If you do this again, I will be angry."

With a whoosh, the two immediately stood up and patted the dust off their bodies pretending nothing happened.

"Brother is not bad, you can break free from my seven-day love lock, did you secretly go to the gym?"

"Brother, you are not bad. Although your body is a little weak, the strong will of the Giant of Light is commendable."

After bragging with Zheng Wushang, Zhong Zhenglin became serious and spoke in a normal tone:

"There are two main things. The first thing is the end-of-semester roadshow in more than a month. Everyone has to prepare a song. The second thing is that the opposite Qingshan University will hold a large-scale club event in more than half a month. Invite our harmonica club to be a hot guest there, after all, they don't have a harmonica club there."

After a pause, Zhong Zhenglin looked at Zheng Wu,

"So, as the boss and president of the technical department, I decided to let Zheng Wu play on our behalf to start the glory of our Qingkong Harmonica Club!"

"I have objections! This is not a democratic decision! As the boss, shouldn't you lead by example and fight on our behalf!"

Zheng Wu raised his hands high, as impassioned as a new young soldier calling for democracy.

"Protesting is invalid, I am the boss and I have the final say!"

Zhong Zhenglin folded his hands on his chest, with a cold expression on his face, he ruthlessly refused.

"Then today I will launch a revolution and be called a hero by my strength! Princes and generals are kind!"

Zheng Wu, who had been prepared for a long time, took out a chromatic harmonica from his pocket.

"Stupid, there is an insurmountable gap between us who are separated by a year in technical experience!"

Zhong Zhenglin smiled contemptuously, and brought a blues harmonica from the table.

"Track?"

"Hokage—Blue Bird!"

"Very good, you dare to challenge me, a Hokage fan, with this piece of music. I admire your courage!"

"Beating you in the field you are best at is the only way to show my king's arrogance!"

Wei Jingsi got a headache, looked at the burning two people, and sighed. If he hadn't just learned the harmonica for less than half a year, he would have said that he had played it.

"Then I'll be the referee, are you ready?"

The air where Zheng Wu and Zhong Zhenglin's eyes met seemed to be sparkling with lightning.

Immediately afterwards, bursts of melodious piano sounds came from the harmonica activity room.

10 minutes later.

Zhong Zhenglin knelt down on the ground, as if he had suffered the greatest blow in his life, and his whole body turned gray.

"Unexpectedly, I lost in the Hokage track that I am best at, it's impossible."

Zhong Zhenglin muttered to himself, unwilling to face the extremely cruel reality.

"From now on, I will be the boss, wow!"

Zheng Wu laughed with his hips akimbo, his nostrils almost pointing to the sky.

"As the boss of the technical department of the Harmonica Club, I order you to represent our Qingkong Harmonica Club to fight next door!"

Zheng Wu proudly issued the order.

Kneeling on the ground, Zhong Zhenglin, who was covered in gray and white, suddenly laughed, first lightly, then loudly, and finally wildly.

"Brother, you may have misunderstood one thing. When I lost to you in strength, you should realize one thing."

"That is, as the one with the highest strength among us, you already have to fight on our behalf!"