My ability is the original god, please enlighten me!

"Do you want the Aoyama University next door to laugh at our harmonica skills?"

"Don't you want our Qingkong Harmonica Club's reputation in other schools to be ruined?"

"Are you going to make more than 100 people in our club look disappointed?"

A set of three rhetorical questions standing under the righteousness left Zheng Wu speechless.

So one month later, the people who went to perform in other schools were decided like this.

And the youthful routine of the harmonica department will continue.

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The author's words:

The description of clubs, how should I put it, the author himself was the director and president of the technical department of the harmonica club during college, so there may be some private things in the chapters, sorry.

Just treat it as a community science popularization.

Chapter 26 Comb your hair to look like a grown-up

In an apartment at [-]:[-] p.m. on the second day after the technical department meeting of the Harmonica Society.

Xiao Hei lay on the floor next door, curiously looking at Zheng Wu who had been smug in front of the mirror for an hour.

I saw Zheng Wu wearing a white shirt, matching black trousers and leather shoes. The buttons of the shirt tightly strangled his neck. He was slowly combing his hair less than three centimeters long, and even washed his face with facial cleanser. To ensure that I am handsome at this time.

However, in the eyes of those who are familiar with him, this unscrupulous temperament does not match the serious clothes for no reason, as if Guo Degang wears a suit and combs Chow Yun-fat's hairstyle and then puts a cigar in his mouth.

"The knot that clumsily fastens the shirt button~"

"Put your hair up like an adult, put on a handsome suit, and make a drink later. You must be more handsome than you think~"

Humming the melody of a certain pop song, Zheng Wu sprayed hairspray on his crew cut hair, and asked Xiao Hei, "How is it? Do you look very handsome like an adult?"

Xiao Hei tilted his head, although he didn't know what handsome was, but he sensed the master's mood at the moment, so he gave a "Wow" to express his agreement.

"Hehe, you have a good eye. If you succeed in the part-time job, I will come back and buy you dog food."

Finally, Zheng Wu looked at the time and it was almost time, so he was ready to go to the God's Gift Bar.

After walking to the door, Zheng Wu ran back to the mirror, took a deep breath, adjusted his state, let himself show a "evil and gentle" smile, looked at the "handsome" himself in the mirror, and nodded with satisfaction.

Then he set off with joyous strides.

......

Inside the God's Gift Bar.

Boss Hua Yunyang frowned, looking at Zheng Wu's extremely contrived smile, and the shirt buttons that seemed to strangle him, he was simply a stupid idiot.

As a C-level dungeon participant of the Fahrenheit Group, if the participant's combat power level is lower than C, then there is no way to hide his identity as a participant in front of him. The system will directly display the opponent's combat power level, even if the opponent sets a hidden battle The same goes for force.

But on the other hand, the other party definitely didn't know his identity as a participant, and he opened the bar purely for personal interest, and he didn't want to be disturbed by others.

After all, there are quite a lot of enemies in the Fahrenheit Group.

In order to be on the safe side, he also used his family power to check the information of E-level descendants yesterday. He has to say that descendants are as rare as giant pandas, not to mention E-level descendants. Not many.

So this should be a lucky person who was accidentally involved in the dungeon and obtained abilities by accident.

So should we absorb him into the Fahrenheit Group?

Looking at the young man who became cautious after being stared at by him for a while, Hua Yunyang decided to keep him here to observe for a while before making a decision.

After all, in his impression, the abilities obtained by descendants are generally rather strange, and the power they display is also extremely unstable, with extremely high upper and lower limits.

And the issue of xinxing still needs to be considered.

Just let him work part-time here for a while and see how he performs before making a decision.

......

Zheng Wu was very disturbed.

Because ever since he entered the bar, the vicissitudes of the middle-aged uncle on the opposite side have been frowning at him without speaking, and staring at him with sharp eyes, as if examining some prisoner.

The "evil and gentle" smile on his face could hardly be held back.

Is it because I am so handsome that I will attract brain-dead female fans to interfere with the business?

But it's not my fault for being too handsome, it's the fault of the world!

Zheng Wu, who has honey self-confidence, has begun to worry about his handsomeness.

At this time, the bar owner who had been watching him finally spoke.

"Don't fasten the top two buttons of your shirt, and put away your smile and put on a normal expression."

"Oh, alright."

Zheng Wu breathed a sigh of relief, he thought he was going to be eliminated directly, but it was because his "evil and gentle" smile was too lethal, and not buttoning his shirt should also be to reduce his handsomeness.

While he was unbuttoning, the boss continued to speak:

"Let's get acquainted with the bartending formula here first, and the bartending formula you developed by yourself as you said last time. Let me have a look at it once."

Zheng Wu showed an energetic expression, it's time to show off the bartending ability of a superhuman.

Half an hour later, the God's Gift Bar officially opened.

"jingle."

A young man with a handsome appearance, but a haggard complexion and a distraught look walked in.

After walking to the bar and sitting on the stool, he stared blankly at the wine bottles reflecting the light on the wine cabinet, as if they were his lost youth.

Zheng Wu behind the bar looked at the young man, hesitant to speak.

What should I do at this time, should I go to sell wine, or let him sit there for a while, after all, he looks sad, and he looks like a person with a story...

Forget it, or promote the bar, a drink is more conducive to getting out of the sad past.

So Zheng Wu said to the distraught young man:

"Would the guests have some wine?"

The young man seemed to come back to his senses and nodded slightly.

"Do you have any signature wine here?"

"I recommend this new product - Moonlit Dark Alley, which allows you to experience the flavor of a different world."

"Oh? Then give me a drink."

The youth raised a little interest.

Under Zheng Wu's dazzling bartending operations, a cup of wine that seemed to be composed of coffee + milk + cocoa sauce was delivered to the young man.

"Hello, this is the dark alley on a moonlit night. It can let you express the deepest sorrow in your heart and dissolve your pessimism, just like the moonlight shining into the dark alley, washing your soul."

The young man looked at the mediocre wine, and felt that the name was very famous. Are all the wine names so gaudy now?

Unconcerned, he picked it up and took a sip.

In an instant, a novel taste that he had never experienced hit his taste buds.

The mild spiciness of the alcohol contained the bitterness of the coffee, the sweetness of the milk and the mellowness of the cocoa all overwhelmed him at once, so he quickly drank the large glass of wine one after another.

At this time, the stamina of the wine came up, dyed the young man's face red, and made him look dazed. He seemed to have remembered something sad, and suddenly fell down on the table and cried bitterly.

"Cuihua, Cuihua doesn't want me anymore, woo woo woo."

"I bring her breakfast every day, milk tea, gifts on holidays, say good morning in the morning, good afternoon at noon, and good night in the evening, hold an umbrella for her in the rain, deliver a scarf to her in the cold wind, and accompany her Watch Houbunsha's anime."

"Persisted for a year, on her birthday"

"I laid down 999 roses and put on a smart suit,"

"I only found out when I finally confessed, Cuihua, she,"

"I like cute girls!!!"

"She just likes to hang out with cute girls!!!"

"She treats me like a good brother!!"

The young man burst into tears.

Zheng Wu behind the bar: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴. . . . .

Chapter 27 Young people will eventually follow in the footsteps of the sages!

lily.

tangerinr.

Pretty girl stickers.

For Zheng Wu, the straight man of steel, this kind of thing seems to belong to another dimension, forming a perfect insulation from him.

As a half-home guy who often watches anime, he has heard of such famous anime, but after watching it, he feels very indifferent, because he can't get into it.

He really couldn't imagine what it would be like to be a beautiful girl.

As a qualified straight man of steel, he only likes to watch men fight.

So when his roommate, a 180-pound tough guy who works out every day, sits in front of the computer, looks at the beautiful girl on the screen, looks intoxicated, and twists his body into a maggot-like shape, Zheng Wu feels very uncomfortable. solution.

Shouldn't a real hunk watch anime that is as hot-blooded as the blue sea, full of muscles on the screen, and can exercise his abs while watching it?

Full of doubts, Zheng Wu asked his roommate, and the answer he got made him even more confused.

"What do you know! This is what a real hunk should watch, and a real hunk should watch Lolita Girl Posts!"

"Who wants to look at rude boys! The love between beautiful girls is eternal, and it is what we are after!"

"My muscles are just to protect the fragrance of the lily in this world!"

"Fangwen Society is a heaven! Little rabbit is God! Ah ah ah ah ah ah !!!"

Looking at the twitching, fanatical face of the macho roommate, who seemed to have joined some cult, Zheng Wu was speechless.

Originally, he still wanted to keep fit, but he immediately dismissed this idea as he was going on the path of a hunk.

Damn, is this a side effect of fitness? It's terrible!

Macho turned out to be such a creature.

Looks like I'll never be a hunk again, alas.

But now, looking at the young man in front of him, the problem that was once incomprehensible has become a difficult problem in front of him.

Because, his current identity is a bartender in a bar.

As a bartender, if you can't resolve the knots in the drinker's heart, give advice, and resolve the sadness, what kind of bartender is it!

Grandpa Di Luke in another world would be ashamed of himself!

Zheng Wu glanced at the boss who was drinking beside him, listening silently, without saying a word, is this going to test my basic quality as a bartender?

Great, it's on fire!

Let you see, my way of bartending!

So Zheng Wu bent his body lightly, like a well-trained psychiatrist, with a soft expression, a soothing tone, and a contagious voice softly said:

"I understand you, understand you very well."

The weeping young man seemed to be moved, and slowly raised his head.

"I also have a friend who also encountered the same thing. At that time, he was also very desperate, but behind the despair, he finally found a new flower of hope."

Zheng Wu's expression and eyes gradually became firm, and his tone gradually rose.

A trace of expectation slowly appeared on the mourning face of the young man.

"That hopeful path is—"