Lixiang is also working hard to survive today

"Eh?"

"It's all about the house, the house. Didn't Fafuna live in a cave and count gold coins every day? After my little cutie was rescued by her, she built a castle specially for the convenience of living. A room was built especially for it..."

"Um, that, Ying Long? First of all, that child is not [your family's], and then, he/she is not a [cute], but has the name [Li Xiang], which was given by his biological mother... ...Okay, go ahead, what happened to that room?"

After looking at the expression on his friend's face, he suddenly realized that he couldn't compete with a maternity female dragon, and most importantly, Bi Fang, who couldn't beat her, shut up decisively.

"Stolen."

"???"

"I said it was stolen! In order to prevent thieves, Favna is said to have organized the clothes worn by the child, used cups, etc., and put them in cabinets and cupboards, and then sealed them layer by layer. Originally thought that even if it was not foolproof, they would be able to find out in time when the thief came, but the other party did not follow the routine at all. After finding that there was no way to bypass the seal in a short time, this group of open-minded guys directly Packed up the whole house and took it away."

"?!?"

"Well, this is probably [although I can't unlock the box, but it doesn't matter, because I can take away the house where the box is placed!] So, in front of Favna who returned from the trip, there was only an empty The basement, and later, as you know, poor Favna, she has been petrified due to the blow she received."

"...He actually moved [the whole house] away??? I'm going, in a sense, this is also a genius, right?!?"

"Yes, but it's a pity that Ned Hogg's group of dragons didn't pay attention to the surroundings when they left, and was discovered by a perverted unicorn that was lurking around the castle every day and trying to sneak in. So, the little cute protection associations who received the news Under the leadership of the Hundred-Headed Dragon, he had already killed the World Tree. It is said that there was a one-eyed guy who was taken aback on the way and tried to stop him. As a result... he was hanged and beaten. It's hanging on a tree."

"It's [Lixiang Protection Association]... Forget it, the one-eyed hapless guy can't be Odin, hey, hey, think about it carefully, it's really okay for this group of allies to kill the World Tree Question?"

"No problem, no problem," Ying Long, who was in charge of investigating the theft, yawned, "Yemengard has been transferred to lead the party, holding Mimir's head as a forward , so nominally this is an internal dispute within the Nordic pantheon, and the rest of the people/dragons/monsters are just foreign aid.

As for Odin?Please, if you think about it with your head, you will know how the supreme god of northern Europe would be hanged and hung on a tree. It must be fake, fake, anyway, whether you believe it or not, we believe it. "

"..."

Looking at his friend who was talking nonsense with his eyes open, Bi Fang rolled his eyes.

Let me do the math, well, LADON, Leviathan, Behemoth, Typhon, Jormungandr, Xiangliu, and a bunch of other investigation teams...

Well, with this lineup, even if Odin can fight again, he will be no match for four hands. Not to mention that Fenrir ran around and played with Xiao Lixiang when he had nothing to do. He was almost like a husky And his father Loki even went to perform magic tricks (?) to make that kid laugh when he was free. He was about to change from the god of pranks to the patron saint of children, okay?

So, in the case of this group of people forming a team, it seems that there is no problem at all if Odin crashes, okay...

Forget it, you lose if you complain.

Bi Fang, who vaguely understood the truth of the universe like a certain alarm clock girl, decided to ignore the slot.

"Then hope they can recover the stolen house and its contents sooner."

"Yes."

One dragon and one bird looked at each other for a moment, then closed their mouths in unison.

"Oh, I really miss it, when that child was still around."

After a long time, Bi Fang spoke.

"Yes, really, miss it."

She fell into the memory.

Remember, it was a sunny afternoon.In the era of mythology, the self who can only sleep in the inner side of the world accidentally wakes up and wanders around, and on that day, the self who is about to go crazy and meets that child.

How should I put it, since the first meeting, probably, I have noticed that that child is different.

pure.

Yes, that's right, the soul living in the body that is on the verge of breaking is so pure, even after suffering from racial tribulations and various pollutions, it has not been able to stain the pure white soul with even the slightest bit of filth. For the first time in my eyes, I had the thought of [ah, if this is my child, how wonderful it would be].

Really, it's great to meet you here.

Really, it's too bad to be able to meet you here.

There is no way, this place is the inner side of the world. After all, human beings cannot stay here forever.Therefore, this is the best encounter, but also the worst encounter, parting, will come eventually.

Now that I think about it, every day I spent with that child was so fulfilling and happy. The heart that has been petrified by time and reality began to beat again from that day. It can be said that during that time, let the name With Ying Long's existence, he regained the real sense of being alive.

However, after all, there is no banquet that lasts forever, and a group of fantasy species, to put it bluntly, cannot teach a child the correct three views.As for the gods and immortals who come here occasionally?That is more and more crooked.

Let me give you an example, Bi Fang, arson every day, Favna, regard money as life, Fenrir... Well, that's already a dick, but it's even worse, okay?No one can let Erha teach!

As for Xiangliu who sends floods and pollutes the land when he is unhappy, Leviathan who causes tsunamis wantonly, Baxia who likes to carry heavy loads and occasionally plays with water, Chiki who wants to eat anything... ..Even if I am myself, I can't be a qualified teacher.

Without him, the race is different, and the three views are different.

But not without a teacher.

Sooner or later, the child will leave here, and sooner or later he will continue to evade the pursuit of the outside world. Therefore, there must be a teacher to teach him/her.

So everyone ended up holding [that].

Yes, with the power of thousands of fantasy species even mixed with gods and immortals, through the child's own ability to travel through the world in dreams, let the child find a suitable teacher for himself.

There are countless worlds, and there must be a world where there are suitable teachers who can teach you, but your own ability is insufficient, so we are here to help!

But hard work pays off, and in the end, everyone really found a suitable world, and according to the little man's son, he/she has three... Mr. Fox.

Well, fox.

Well, a fox is a fox, although some old friends here began to complain, for example, since this is the case, I can teach myself!But just ignore these words as long as you ignore them. After all, there are not many normal foxes who left their names in history, and the three foxes in another world...

Well, let's wait and see, if something goes wrong, we can forcibly cut off the connection.

But the facts proved that the three foxes were genuine.

Under their guidance, the son of a man named Lixiang became cheerful and cute day by day, and became more and more attractive as if he grew up eating cute.

What the hell, what's going on with this lively and considerate cute child, let the dragon live!

AWSL! ! !

Yes!

In front of the cuter child, phantom species died on the spot every day, and phantom species were born again every day.

There have even been dragons shouting insanely "Love me the Soviet Union", "I will die when I see that child!" → "I will be born when I see that child!" etc. strange If so, what a shame!

Can't you learn from me and be as sensible as me!

Oh, rub Lixiang, life will be much happier.I'll rub it three thousand times first, and I'll talk about it later——

"Hey, hey, you are actually the most poisoned!"

Hey, my friend Bi Fang seems to be saying something, but I can't understand it, so!who cares!First knead, knead, knead...

Ah, Longsheng, you are so beautiful! ——BY kneaded too much and refused to let go. As a result, he got into a fight with Favna, who came after hearing the news, and hit a certain Yinglong with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

However, the good times did not last long.

Yes, although the three foxes—to be precise, according to the child, a white fox, a black fox, and a black and white fox—teached well, but because of something happened, everyone Had to forcibly suspend classes.

Oh, of course, this has nothing to do with the mass graves in front of the three teachers’ homes. After all, there are people shouting AWSL every day, so it’s normal to have mass graves in front of their homes. It’s just that we once forgot that in that world, There are not only those three teachers!

Remember, one day half a year later, my little cutie suddenly learned something strange. It is said that this is someone who went to his/her teacher’s house to visit her. Sister Hitomi taught me what is the hand chong (pinyin I typed on purpose) gesture, convex (艹盘艺)!

Didn't make a mistake, what kind of stuff did you teach? Hundan!

Shocked, everyone hurriedly inquired. As a result, two of the three teachers who knew the child could be blackened from time to time. Except for the one with white hair and different-colored pupils, there was also someone who once shouted "まったく, elementary school student はThe highest だぜ!!" Friends often visit, and there are even fakes who are said to have some filthy Tower of Babel?

In short, after the strange creature appeared, everyone unanimously decided to suspend the class!We drop out!

So, after communicating with Xiao Lixiang, on the second day—the first night, the child went to say goodbye—at night, all kinds of mythical species that can dream in the east and the west went to sleep together to cut off contact, and then... ..

Then they were hanged.

Oh, don't get me wrong, the connection was indeed cut off, but I don't know what happened in the middle, most of the comrades foamed at the mouth and lost their memory, only a few shouted something like "Dove. .....Yu..." What kind of weird vocabulary is really strange, so what exactly is it? ? ?

doubt.

Of course, it can’t be said that the entire army was wiped out. After all, there was a mirage dragon who was originally going to fill up the number and saw that the situation was not good. According to him, the teacher of the child was not at all It's not three foxes!

Damn, we were lied to!

Whose fox meows when it is in danger!

Even shouting "Da Chu Xing Chen Shengwang" is more reliable than this!

What, that fox, no, the cat seems to have really barked?

That must be an illusion!

And the white fox, or the cat that looks like a white fox, since it is a cat, let alone the black and white fox. According to the information of the mirage dragon, it seems to be a black and white horned dragon.

Oh, I'm not saying that ceratopsians are bad, in fact I don't have any ill feeling towards anything related to dragons, but since they are black and white ceratopsians, don't call yourself a fox (fall)!

As for the last black fox, it seems that she justified herself as a wolf.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, don't you try to lie to us!

Claims to be a fox, but is actually a cat!

Pretending to be a black and white fox, it turned out to be a black and white horned dragon!

Then, there is only one truth/answer!

You, who claim to be a wolf, are the only real fox among these three (false) foxes! ! !

It's a shame, it seems like she's the only normal good kid, and we wouldn't object if she stayed on as a teacher, alas.

And after that, the parting time soon came, and the sunshine that shone on my dragon life disappeared...

Well, disappear... huh?

"What's wrong?"

The friend on the opposite side asked suspiciously.

"This is......"

The singing voice that came from nowhere suddenly came to the ears indistinctly.

No, this is not so much a song as it is a children's nursery rhyme.

However, this voice was so missed by Long that he almost burst into tears.

Yes, yes, the song is——

"Bi Fang, I have to leave for a while."

"Huh? You...? So that's the case, I understand, then, I wish you the best of luck, Ying Long."

It seems that you heard it too.

"Well, then...it's time to go!"

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【Ding Dong~Ying Long responded to the song of summoning the dragon. 】

【Eh? 】

[What the hell is Ying Long? 】

[Ding Dang~ Io, the nine-faced dragon god, responded to the song of calling the dragon, Bahamut, the lord of the north wind, responded to the song of calling the dragon, and Tiamat, queen of the colorful dragons, responded to the song of calling the dragon... 】

[Ding Dang ~ Dragon God Akatosh responded to the Song of Dragon Summoning, Alduin is trying to escape from prison...]

[Ding Dang~Ig, the father of all snakes (Cthulhu in the old days, it can be said that he has a close relationship with Feathered Serpent God) is pretending to be a dragon, responding to the song of calling the dragon... 】

[Wait, wait, wait, did a very bad guy answer the call just now? ! ? 】

On the far side, a certain Alaya MDZZV2.33 version complained, staring at the prompt in dumbfounded.

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1. Li Yi Takahashi goes crazy.

The one circled in red is Takahashi.jpg

2. One of Lixiang's teachers (Light Speed ​​Escape)

1. My grandfather was admitted to the hospital, my father was admitted to the hospital, and my grandmother was admitted to the hospital. Things are not going well in my life recently.My father fell after drinking too much and came back at night. He was rushed to the hospital that night. He had an operation the next day and is resting at home. Grandma fell in the middle of the night and vomited blood. She is still in the hospital...

2. May Day, QAQ without holidays

Chapter 133 Chapter 110 Five. Is the Lord Earth Dangerous?

Chapter 110 Five. Lord Earth is in Danger?But who cares about me, after all I'm just a little Lixiang