Lixiang is also working hard to survive today

Today I will write the first half of the chapter (about [-] words), and the second half will be added around June [-]st.

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In the empty room, the majestic girl is trying to communicate with some existence.

【warn!Your presence creates a conflict of beliefs! 】

No response.

【warn!You, if you come here again, I will call the police! 】

No response.

【warn!Don't come here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】

"￥#%*-&*%+%)?"

"..."

"Uh, Lord Gaia, the other party has answered."

After waiting carefully for a few minutes, he saw a heroic spirit who was still silent as the immediate boss of a girl in a white evening dress with light blue long hair hanging down her shoulders, and asked a question tentatively.

"Heh, heh, yes, the other party is answering, but..."

"But the other party doesn't speak human language at all, no, it's impossible to communicate completely!" After throwing something like a brick in his hand to the ground, a certain restraint who stepped on a few feet sighed, "In the end, why The existences outside the hairy world will try to enter our side!"

Isn't the reason obvious? A certain killer singer planned to hold a concert, so he pulled some people over. Then, because he didn't want to listen to the song, the master from Chaldea began to ask for help. As a result, some existences Plane coordinates locked...

Of course, the above-mentioned words cannot be said clearly, after all, this is an obvious [conclusion].

Think about it, as the saying goes, companions are like companions to tigers, and for some reason, Lord Gaia’s mood has not been very stable recently, so if I speak out before she speaks again, it may be considered a "Such an obvious thing even I guessed, can't you think of it?"

This is not a joke. The last time a heroic spirit who was considered to have accidentally mocked Lord Gaia is still being played by the Titans (Greek species) as a volleyball. Oh, poor Shakespeare, I hope You didn't get killed—after all, who's going to be the punching bag if you're done?

"It's really troublesome. It seems that I can only quietly intervene and let the group of bastards in Chaldea quickly rescue Xiao Lixiang. Damn it, Yige is okay, because of the conflict of personality and image. No, but Io, the nine-faced dragon god, has already arrived. Give it some time, maybe it will sneak in, and Akatosh, wait, the sneaky one hiding not far behind Akatosh What kind of ghost is the figure, and there is you? Nozdham !?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Calm down, calm down, Lord Gaia, yes, yes! Let's have a dessert from my homeland, which is macaron, and relax..."

"Macaron......"

"Yes, that's right, Marca—"

"Macarons...colors, shapes...volleyballs...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh volleyballs!!!"

"Eh? Oops!"

"Li, stay away from me, so I don't want to be hit like a volleyball, wow!"

The next second, Gaia, who suddenly ran away, cried while picking up a brick (?) on the ground without hesitation, hitting a heroic spirit and beating him wildly.

"What, what's the matter?!?" And when another heroic spirit who was in charge of delivering afternoon tea opened the door, what he saw was the horrible scene of his boss beating up his colleague. In other words, that colleague was Napoleon coming?Forget it, life-saving is the most important thing.

He knows how to save his life.

"Well, helping the boss to vent the pressure is also one of the employees' responsibilities, not to mention that this job is still on a shift system, and the working hours are less than eight hours a day, so come on. Also, it seems that I came at the wrong time, so I'd better come back later It's better."

After finishing speaking, holding the teacup and slowly backing away, the lion head who slowly closed the door looked at the brick in Gaia's hand again, no, it seemed to be a phone with the shape of a brick, and nodded.

"Mass production, high quality, what a pity."

"Wait, wait, wait, who, I remember what inventor you are, your name is, uh, yes! Tesla? Hurry up, save—"

"No, you've got the wrong person."

The expression on the lion's head turned cold instantly.

"Snapped."

In the next second, the door was firmly shut - listening to the sound, it was even locked.

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In the void, a planet with a layer of shimmering light on its surface looks very similar to the earth. More than [-]% of its surface is covered by sea water. It is ignoring gravity and so on. In short, it is the [Physical Law] that human beings summed up and determined without authorization. , at a state close to the speed of light, gradually rushing towards the direction where the solar system is located.

And if someone gets close at this time, they can see that on the surface of this planet, in the seemingly endless ocean, something very bright is slowly emerging.

Is that...the sun?

The sun that falls in the deep sea?

No, that's not right, that's the eye, a huge, orange-yellow glowing eye.

In the depths of the ocean, the terrain that has not changed for hundreds of millions of years is changing, so that countless marine creatures that originally lived in the trenches of the deep sea are frantically fleeing, and the reason is very simple, those trenches... Moved.

No, it might not be right to say that, after all, the so-called trench is actually just a [gap] between the countless scales of an existence, and the deepest trench on this planet is just a wound from that year. .

[Wake up, wake up, my descendants. 】

[Wake up, wake up, my servant. 】

This time, it woke up on its own after hearing the singing from hundreds of millions of light-years away without the call of Gherros.

This time, not for its own ambition, but for a child who can warm the cold blood of this body, it started to move forward.

The huge snake eyes glanced at it, and the countless sea creatures it saw trembled crazily for an instant, and then, no matter what species they were originally, they all turned into snakemen in the wailing, screaming and calling for the name of the father of all snakes.

"Hmph, just a low-ranking race."

With this sound, the turbid sea water was torn apart, and a trembling giant snake emerged from the paper, and a certain primate creature that claimed to be the overlord on this planet was wiped out in an instant, even if there were occasional survivors. Those who also turned into snake people in the frenzy.

"Target, Earth, go!"

"Target! Earth! Go!" XN

Inside the giant snake, among the countless cities built with black basalt in the self-contained world, many ancient snake people shook off the dust and woke up from their long sleep.

"Magician group gather!"

"Snake Guards assemble!"

"Venom spray gun, where is Lao Tzu's fourth-generation poison spray gun?!? Second Battalion Commander, quickly bring Lao Tzu's poison spray gun!"

............

Soon, after a panic, the giant snake that completely devoured the planet and turned into its own snake eggs drove its newly acquired little sheep (No. The earth in the plane (not Xingyue) became the No. [-] Little Sheep, and then it was hanged and beaten by the bosses at that time. As for what the Little Sheep means, uh, you have to ask Lixiang about this, God knows this snake What did I learn from Lixiang—relying on the fact that there are few traffic policemen in the universe who can control me, I started racing.

"The cute little princess Lixiang is immortal!"

"Blessings to the majestic father of our family!!!" XN

...... Feathered Serpent God Kechalcoatl / Dark Serpent Apep / Serpent Wrapping the World Jormungandr / In short, as long as it is related to snakes, it can basically become Yige, the nesting doll snake in his own vest, is speeding up on his way......

"Huh? Why do you offer blessings... Isn't this synonymous with a mentally retarded person, who actually made his heirs shout that sentence while driving? Could it be said that the snake was really brain-dead after being beaten?" ?”

When Yige, who was driving without a license, passed a certain planet of Pleiades, the voice from him made another great being who was eating prison food here a little puzzled.

"Wait, what? Some kid who's been broadcasting for free and using ASMR every day to wish me peace of mind to sleep is calling for help?"

After being stunned for a few seconds, the lord of the deep space star sea began to seriously think about how he should escape from prison.

Lake Harry?

seal?

Get the hell out of here!

Cthulhu!I'll be back soon! ! !

Meanwhile, Earth.

A certain singer who was having a concert suddenly shuddered.

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[Wait, wait, wait, it seems that some incredible existence just answered your call! 】

"Meow?"

Faced with his own complaints, Li Xiang meowed in confusion.

Incredible existence?

Eagle?

Well, hearing this name, the first thing that popped into Li Xiang's head was a ring that always liked to wrap itself into a Mobius ring, and then he could run, jump and play on it very happily, and the other party was obvious The same very happy Orochi, as for the incredible existence?Danger?

What's so dangerous about this?

You have to know, because he followed the teachings of the three fox teachers (to this day the child still thinks they are three foxes), every night before going to bed, Li Xiang would hum a few sounds softly, so some audible Beings, in fact, they are listening all the time—some even take this asmr-like voice directly as a benefit before going to bed, and if they don’t hear it in a day, they will send out a fire to kill several races—so they are opposed to Lixiang. In other words, there is really no sense of danger or anything.

This child does not feel that there will be any indescribable existence other than human beings that will harm him.

Yes, for her, in fact, the human race is the so-called indescribable, terrifying existence that will hurt herself. In fact, the human race is more disgusting and... ...scared...

Of course, it is true in fact.

For example, if Yige really descended on the earth, he would probably just destroy those stupid two-legged erectus apes, and then happily let Lixiang stay on his head, waiting for his offspring Have you built temples and cities for Lixiang and yourself?

As for hurting her?

Hiss, hiss... anyone who dares to do this is doomed!

Yes, that's right, in fact, the relationship between Lixiang and many indescribable beings is like a single pusher and a virtual vtuber. Otherwise, why do you think that the R72 booklet of 18 otaku is selling so well?No matter how cute it is, it needs someone to recognize it before it can be sold!

Only when it was DD from a long time ago, no, it was a single push, would I be ecstatic and run to buy a notebook, wouldn't I?

Not to mention that Lixiang's lethality of ASMR has skyrocketed again after listening to Xiaohe (Gheros)'s celestial voice recently.

"My snake is very simple. As long as you also like Lixiang, then we will be good friends for life with different races, different fathers and different mothers." - BY Iger

Then this statement is said to have received hundreds of billions of likes.Well, I still removed the praise from my own snake-man descendants.

"The puppy's voice is woof woof, woof woof woof woof~"

Back to the point.

Li Xiang, who didn't feel that his singing had called out a bunch of great beings, was still singing.

No, it's not just singing, she even added movements, yes, that's right, the snow-white tail is shaking and shaking, the little paws are shaking and shaking, oh, oh, even started rolling on the ground!Oh, oh, it even started showing its belly!Oh, oh, I let Mash throw out a paper plate that I don’t know where, and then came back by myself——

"Oops, Oops..." Ms. Eggplant, who had a defense of 90, a shield smash of 95, and a chainsaw proficiency of 100, seemed to be in a bad mood. …”

By the way, girl, are you really okay? Your nosebleed has almost turned into a small pool of blood?

"It's okay, how could I fall down here! Yes, that's right, I won't fall down until all the cute poses of senior are taken!"

As the saying goes, a shield lady who can't take pictures is not a good shield lady. Mash immediately took the camera that she took out of the shield not long ago and continued to take pictures. Not only that, but in order to prevent herself from losing too much blood, she even took out some blood Oh, this operation is so proficient, it’s almost as smooth as flowing water, as expected of His Excellency the Pope, it seems that he is already familiar with it, sneak shots or something.

"The voice of the little fox~ is~"

Fox... what about the fox?

Matthew thought in a hurry while taking pictures.

"Rice vat!"

Beside him, suddenly came a strange voice.

Hey, what the hell is the rice vat, the fox's cry is not...huh?

Out of the corner of her eye, Miss Yuzao, who just became a companion not long ago, shouted "Rice vat!" in panic for some reason, and then ran towards her senior very quickly.

"This, this is?"

"I see, that's how it is. My husband's singing contains a wild sound. As long as it is an animal, it is absolutely irresistible to this voice, and then it will join in unconsciously, and dance with my husband, right?"

"So that's the case, hey, wait, do you say that?"

"That's right~husband~qing~ji~'s~sound~sound~is~hiss~hiss~hiss~yo~"

Before Mash suddenly realized something and asked, she saw the happy Qing Ji running and jumping happily joining the Lixiang choir, and asked what was the situation with that elated expression, and why was it irresistible? , I think you are actually very happy at all, right? ! ?

But Ms. Eggplant, who was busy complaining, didn't notice that, not too far away, an uncle who was knitting a sweater was holding on to the nearby furniture with a frightened expression...

“Nu, cinema sa ma ajute!!!”

Forehead?

Who will translate it?

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Next is the customary picture release time~

Static beauty Li Yi Takahashi, um.