Lixiang is also working hard to survive today

"The rebellious period is not bad... wine, come right away!"

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"Jill, I'm sleepy and need a big luxurious bed."

"Understood! Robbery! Start with the nobles of this city of Orleans, hand over the bed!!!"

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"Jill, I'm hungry and want some Orleans wings."

"Got it, Orleans...wait, Orleans grilled wings are centuries away from being invented?!"

"Oh! I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I just want to eat Orleans' grilled wings!"

The Dragon Witch, who was majestic not long ago, is now rolling around on the ground with her knees hugged.Hey, this is already a house girl of the dragon, right? ! ?

"Oh, oh, oh, oh! Good! If you can't even satisfy your daughter's wishes, what kind of father is he??! Favna, let's go, and get all the chefs from all of France here to study the practice of roasting wings in Orleans! "

"Roar?"

(what?)

"That's right, let's start, this is our Orleans Wing War!"

"Ho, ho ho, ho ho ho?"

(Wait, is this for real? Is your brain okay?)

"Come on!"

"Roar……"

(NEET Witch, Silly Dad's Military Advisor, and crazy seven funny guys, my God, I'm suddenly full of worries about my future...)

Not long after, countless wyverns and Favna, who were demoted as a witch during her lifetime, had the ability to summon dragon species after she came again, took off one after another, and started... hunting Chef's War.

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Well, let's talk about a not-so-interesting story.

Her name is Favna.As a dragon, and still standing at the top of the dragon clan, it stands to reason that her every day is casual and leisurely. She goes to sleep when she is lazy, and attacks animals when she is hungry. Going to attack a human country is really leisurely, really, comfortable.

Unfortunately, on that day, everything was over.

Looking back now, everything is so ordinary.I took a walk on the spur of the moment, but on the way home, I met an annoying ant, and that ant, while shaking its body, said...he wanted to slay the dragon.

Ha, what are you kidding, dragon slaying, relying on your fragile body and that weapon?If I touch it lightly, your flesh will be shattered, and if I tap it slightly, your weapon will be shattered.You can't even restrain your trembling, you are a genus of ants, do you want to court death?

That's right, the gap between dragon species and humans is so desperate, just like humans and mosquitoes, no, to be precise, it's even worse than that.As Favna, who stands at the top of the fantasy dragon species, her strength is undoubtedly far superior to that of ordinary servants, but she is just an ordinary human youth. The only thing she can do is to endure the dragon's attack silently while biting Grinding his teeth, looking for the possible glimmer of life.

One time, two times, ten times, a hundred times...

Nerves have been stretched to the limit, reason is gradually disappearing, and the mind has long been empty. In the end, the only thing that the young man named Siegfried still remembers is...

【I don't want to fall down here yet】.

Is this a miracle?Ah, probably a miracle.As long as you are hit once, you will definitely usher in the end of your life. However, countless miracles that were impossible to happen happened one after another, avoiding all the attacks, and constantly creating small wounds on the enemy's body, gradually. , Gradually, the originally proud dragon became surprised, and then the surprise turned into fear.

But the young man was unmoved, no, it should be said that he had already become ignorant of everything.There is only the original purpose in my mind, and my body is working hard towards this goal. When I wake up, I realize that I have completed the feat called dragon slaying.

Thinking about it now, perhaps at that time, the fate of the dragon slayer Siegfried and the dragon Favna had already begun, right?

Recovery, this time, under the call of the Dragon Witch, she came to this world again.

Then, because of some mental retardation, the Orleans Wings War had to start.

"Hey! Hey! No way, stupid ants other than chefs, under Wufafuna's dragon breath, welcome your doomsday... Hey, wait, why does this ant seem to be Looks familiar, Σ(っ°Д °;)っ, Dragon Witch!!! Hurry up and help me! That undead Xiaoqiang who can't be killed no matter how hard you fight, only has a commendable vitality comes out!"

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[Maintenance has ended, the first singularity is open, please return to the current time node immediately. 】

"Current time node...?"

"What's wrong, Lixiang?"

In the past few hours, after playing hide-and-seek, stepping on the house, skipping rope (found in the tool room, Lixiang's secondary processing), finger-guessing, one-two-three wooden figures, etc., the little girl has already regarded Lixiang as a friend asked some strangely.

"Sorry, I should go."

Lixiang, who found that the surrounding area was filled with white mist again, said goodbye to her with some helplessness.

"Hey, are you leaving?" The little girl, who is not as arrogant as she will be in the future, can even be said to be very shy, raised her head in surprise, as if she wanted to say something to persuade her, "Yeah, I can't... .Uh, that, that! Next time, can I see you next time?"

"Next time, um, as long as I can come here again, I will definitely abide by the agreement. [Next time, let's play together]." Li Xiang, who had vaguely sensed the identity of this girl, expressed regret He made an agreement with her with a sighing tone, "Then, let's make an agreement... By the way, you must become an excellent magician?"

"Ok!"

The two held out their hands at the same time.

Well, at least at the end, let me shake her hand once?

through.

It's a pity that, like a phantom, the little girl was surprised to find that her hand passed through Li Xiang's hand, and Li Xiang did the same.

"you……"

Inquiring, only one word came out, the fog cleared, and there was no one on the other side of the corridor.

"..." After a moment of silence, after looking out of the window, Li Xiang slowly closed his eyes, "Sure enough, here, I can't see the sky, a little bit, I understand the meaning of Matthew's words. "

Let's go, the battle for the first singularity has begun.

Ah, yes, it has begun.

Opening his eyes, Li Xiang took steps toward the main control room.

PS0: My head is dizzy, so...

PS1: After brushing Jindan until he vomited blood, friends changed their nicknames one after another. Dumao XXX became a dumao who couldn’t brush Sanzang, and the color has faded. Moonlight XX became a moonlight dead fish...No addition Come True Trouble OTZ

PS2: Can anyone explain to me what is going on in the plot of Sanzang? ? ?

PS3: Daughter of the Dragon House, GO!

Chapter 23 Chapter 22. Heidi, I leave the negotiations with the French army to you

As the saying goes: "A good start is half the battle." In many cases, the word victory is linked to logistics, so, as you can see, after rushing to the main control room and finishing the meeting with the doctor and others Afterwards, a certain master hurried to his room to organize supplies.

"Remember, there are two key points in the strategy of the singularity. One is to find out the reason for the formation of the singularity, and then find the anomaly and restore the history. The second is the [Holy Grail]." Fold it well, and then put it in the backpack, while recalling in my mind what the doctor said about the singularity attack, Li Xiang said calmly, it is really convenient to focus on two things.

"Although I don't know what Leif and the organization behind him... Well, what the organization wants to do, but I can probably guess that the reason why it can travel through time and space is probably because of the [Holy Grail], so..."

"So, you have to take back the Holy Grail? How troublesome, the Holy Grail, the omnipotent wishing machine? Hmph." He shook his head in boredom, and he, who never believed in external forces, looked at his chest, "And, speaking of it, It seems that the holy grail that was recovered last time is inside me right now? Well, is it nothing special, this thing has never fulfilled my wish at all... huh, wish?"

Did I ever want to find a playmate before?Then I traveled through time and space and met someone...

etc! ? ! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

Lixiang (Holy Grail Enhanced Version I), seems to have discovered something extraordinary.

That being the case, then!Make a wish!I make a wish now!

"Make food, make food, make food for me!!!"

Well, in fact, a certain master also knows that the one who made a wish for food is very likely to be the most amusing one among the holders of the holy grail in the past, but there is no way!Who knows the pain of insufficient food reserves?Although he ate very happily last night and this morning, but that one is for cross-time and space support, and the other is because he was originally scheduled to set off in the afternoon to attack the singularity, so he can eat enough. As for the usual?

Three meals: morning, noon and evening, three slices of bread, unlimited water.For lunch, there is soup, only one bowl.

Uh ha ha ha ha ha ha (cover face).Nine slices of bread and a bowl of soup every day, and I can only drink boiled water (after all, there is a lot of snow outside), meow, I can't live through this day.

Oh my god, if Li Xiang could travel through time and space, Li Xiang really wanted to kill her past self!It’s okay for those who don’t work to have food, but when those servants were cooking, how much food was wasted! Hun Dan, thinking about it now, my heart hurts, it really hurts!

It is said that the black King Arthur - oh, this name is too troublesome, there are suspicions of watery words, so in the future, according to the appearance, it will be called Hei Dai directly - the fighting power is directly proportional to her appetite.So how strong is she?He doesn't know.Can you tell me how much she can eat... Hehe.Sister, sister, show mercy, hold back a little, show mercy!

So, when it comes to this, you should also understand, right?If this trend continues, until the day when the food shortage reaches the limit, Lixiang will probably only be able to survive by eating costumes.Hmm, formal attire.He once summoned a gift dress called Spicy Mapo Tofu, but let’s not talk about whether it will cause problems if eaten, it’s horrible in terms of taste, it’s super spicy, it’s really super spicy Yes, and people with a bad stomach will also have diarrhea!

[Hey, so you really ate the magic dress, my God! ——A certain peace-loving person named Gaitia was deeply distressed. 】

[The 72 Demon God Pillars in the Temple of Time are preparing to suspend the C34 Lixiang Festival because someone is not full of food. It is said that after selling out the Lixiang 18X fanbooks in the venue, they will immediately face Gala who is hungry Start a holy war. 】

[Good boy, keep going, I will feed you when the next singularity arrives, Mommy~——Gaia, who seems to have just awakened a strange attribute, sent condolences. 】

[The above is the end of today's world news. 】

...Wait, why did I subscribe to this thing, didn't you call it, uh, what's your name, forget it, it's XXXX's complaint anyway?And these few lines revealed a lot of strange information, hey!

"...Forget it, meow, do whatever you want, I'm too lazy to pay attention to these things. Compared to this, where is the food I just wished for? Where's the food?!?"

I searched every corner carefully, but finally found nothing. At this moment, Chaldea's little master is very disappointed.

"QAQ, you really can't expect this broken cup?"

I really want to eat OTZ

Well, let’s stop making trouble. Calculate the time. Except for Matthew and Heida who went to the singularity of Dongmu to search for food, the rest of the people should have gathered in the main control room. Then, I’ll get it done quickly and wait for them Come back, let's go to the singularity together.

Depressing his complicated thoughts, Li Xiang began to check the reserves in the emergency medicine box. After confirming that there was no problem, he picked up the cat pajamas he had changed before and prepared to fold them and put them in his backpack.

"As long as the pajamas are done, it will be completely... Hey, what is this?"

When he was folding it, he found that there seemed to be something in the pocket of the pajamas. After taking it out, he found that it was a... bottle filled with a transparent liquid.

water?

Pulling out the plug, Li Xiang carefully sniffed, um, this smell is really unpolluted fresh water.

During the long escape, the sense of smell that has been exercised to the extreme gave the answer that was closest to this taste in memory, but if this was the case, it would be even more strange. He couldn't remember where he had taken something similar.

"Speaking of getting it, it seems that a European gave me something last night, but I remember that it was purple, right? Besides," said Lixiang, in the spirit of dying, he tasted a drop carefully, "The liquid tastes exactly like water."

Trouble, stop thinking about it, eh.Based on the idea that troubles are unnecessary things, the same as last time, a certain Master gave up thinking again.So, after re-plugging the stopper and putting the bottle into the medicine box, Lixiang, who was carrying a large backpack, walked towards the main control room with the medicine box in satisfaction.

Be prepared, be prepared.He also knew that as long as the spirit son was transferred, he could find any spiritual vein to transfer the material, but the key point was, after the transfer, how long would it take to find the spiritual vein?Lixiang, I don't want to gamble with the lives of people/servants who I regard as family members.

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arrive!The familiar feeling of dizziness, the familiar illusion of incongruous time and space, when he opened his eyes again, he had already reached the first singularity.However, unlike the last accident, this time, it was prepared.

"Confirm, Mash, brother Kojiro, uncle Leonida, sister Arturia, and Ushiwakamaru... sister, sister? Very good, everyone has been transferred safely."

"Well, senior. This time it was officially transferred through the basket, and there was no accident. Doctor, how is your side?"

"Everything is normal here. Although the communication has been disturbed, it is still within the normal range. Time retrieval, okay, the time you are at has been confirmed, it is 1431 AD."

"1431, during the Hundred Years' War?" Lixiang shook his head, looked around, um, it was all grass, nothing could be seen.Looking from afar, in the distance, it looks like a village. As for the others...

"Master!"

"Little Master!"

"Brother!"

"Little lion!"

"There are a large number of unknown objects approaching!" X4

"what?"

Matthew, who was just about to spread historical knowledge to his seniors, was a little surprised. There were a lot of unknown objects. Hey, did you encounter enemies just after arriving here?

Looking at the others, Mr. Kojiro drew his long sword out of its sheath, Ushiwakamaru's sister took a stance, Mr. Leonidas' muscles bulged, and Miss Alter also changed from a dress with armor removed to a full-bodied stomach. Dressed in a fighting form, oh, I'm the one who reacted the slowest after a long time? ! ?

How lazy!

Thinking of this, Matthew, who blamed herself, quickly picked up the shield and protected Lixiang behind her, "Confirm, this is... the French army? But it seems that there is no motivation."

"Well, the morale is low, the equipment is not complete, and the pace is chaotic. It is said that the patrol team is flattering them, and there is no strategic point around here. Is it a defeated army? No, there is no panic expression on the face, and Although the armor's stomach is uneven, there are no scars caused by the sword slashing, hey, hey, can't it really be the official French army?!?"

"Hmph, cute little lion, let me spread some knowledge for you. Do you know what to call the [-] French people who raised their hands at the same time? The correct answer is: French Army. For these Gallic chickens, You can't expect it from the beginning, not to mention that they can only defeat the British under the command of a woman, but it is ridiculous that just-oh, what a coincidence-just this year, they burned to death with their own hands , that woman."

Female, Joan of Arc...?

"Well, Ms. ALTER, it seems a little too much for you to say that?"

"Shut up, weak man, I didn't talk to you."

"..."

"Well, that, senior, the Hundred Years' War also had a temporary truce period, and now it is probably the truce period. After all, it is impossible to fight for 100 years in a row. I think that as long as we communicate well, we should be able to avoid conflicts, and even Those who got the information, doctor, the doctor thinks so too, huh?"

"Weak man, weak man, hehe, I am just a weak man, hehehe..."