Lixiang is also working hard to survive today

"The doctor seems to have been hit hard. Then, Matthew's suggestion is very good, but who should be sent?"

Uwakamaru?No, Servants living in ancient Japan cannot communicate with Europeans of this era.

Brother Kojiro?No, for the same reason as above.

Leonidas I?No, although they are geographically close, they are also Europeans, but in this age...

Matthew...forget it.

In other words, after much deliberation, is it true that you can only rely on Sister Artoria?Although I always feel that something is wrong, Lixiang has decided, um, King of England, sister Artoria, I will leave the negotiations with the French army to you!

"I'm counting on you, sister Artoria!"

"no problem."

Artoria accepted the task.

Artoria walked up to the bewildered French army.

Arturia made a victory gesture and smiled slightly.

Arturia....The French army in front of them collectively blew their hair!

"I'm so sorry, I screwed up!"

"Don't say such a thing with pride, Elder Sister Artoria! Why do they blow their hair!?! Wait, think about it carefully, I seem to know the reason?"

Recall, by the way, if you make a "V" sign, if the palm is facing the person, it means "victory", if the back of the hand is facing the person, it means you are saying "FUC [silencer] YOU" to the person!

Remember, the official name of this cursing gesture is [two finger salute], and its origin is... during the Hundred Years' War! ! ! ! !In that war, British soldiers used for the first time a longbow that had great range and penetrating power, and French soldiers suffered because of it.Therefore, as long as the French caught a British archer, they would chop off the middle finger and index finger of the British soldier's right hand, so that he could no longer open the bow and shoot the arrow. The meaning of showing my middle finger and index finger to the French on the battlefield is obvious: I have fingers for shooting bows and arrows, and I will use them [—silenced—] for the French.

Huh? WTF, Miss Arturia, you really didn't do it on purpose, did you? ! ?

"Senior, the enemy is rushing over!"

"Damn it, although I hate meaningless battles, there's nothing I can do, attack collectively! Try not to kill the killer, but if you are in danger, don't be polite, beat them all to the ground!"

"Understood!" X2

Samurai and swordsmen teamed up to attack.

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh!"

Then, three hundred muscular men descended, and a wave of A's went up.

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

In the end, Arturia's sister, who was excited for some reason, rushed over, not to be outdone.

"Oh, I remembered. The Knight of the Round Table who brought the legend of King Arthur to an end, Lancelot, is a Frenchman. From this point of view, it is normal for her to have a dislike for France."

"……Huh?!?"

"What's the matter, Matthew? Isn't it common sense that Lancelot is a Frenchman but went to England to become a Knight of the Round Table?"

"Normal people don't know this kind of [common sense]? Xiao Lixiang~~"

"Snapped"!A certain Master was lightly hit on the head.

"!"who is it? !

Turning her head quickly, Li Xiang found that the one who hit her on the head was an ordinary peasant girl. ?Wait, no!Although wearing coarse clothes, although the dress is rustic, but this strange temperament and address!

"Gaia?"

"Yeah, the answer is right~~ As a reward, good boy who is hungry, come and drink milk~~"

After finishing speaking, the plain-looking local girl instantly changed into an elegant white rich and beautiful girl with one click. Why did she have a strong holy light when she transformed? Hundan, I didn’t even see Mash. Are you rolling your eyes on the ground?It hurts, my eyes hurt too!

"It's really sharp, and I closed my eyes in time, but it's good. Be good, Xiao Lixiang, before, didn't you say you were hungry? Be good, be good, come and drink milk~"

Hey!

The girl unbuttoned the jacket one by one with both hands.

Hey hey hey hey!

Then, starting from the bottom, lift off the close-fitting inner lining to reveal the snow-white skin.

"Wait, wait! It was the same last time, isn't the author really crazy? Let me tell you, if you write it like this, you will be banned. You will definitely be banned, Hundan!"

With a trace of regret, Lixiang rushed up and firmly held down the hands of the restraining force that loves to die, preventing her from continuing. A certain Gaia was very puzzled by this.

"Hey, but generally speaking, isn't that how they are fed?"

"Sister, can I call you sister! I'm not a baby, okay?"

"Huh?" Gaia took out a few books from her arms, and smacked her lips in doubt, "But the books say that boys usually like to play like this..."

"Huh?" On these books?I'll take a look. I'll take a look.

"On How to Use One's Own Advantages to Conquer Men", "About Men's Oedipus Complex", "Why Small Breasts Gather People's Hearts?" ", "One Hundred Ways to Grab Men's Hearts", "Take the initiative!The girls' war is just beginning now! "...

"What kind of books are these she meows?! It's so strange!"

"Huh, but, but Shakespeare clearly said that after reading these books, we can deepen our friendship?"

"I don't know if the friendship will be deepened or not, but if you really want to continue, you will probably know the depth and...forget it in a strange place. Now, remember, you must remember, when you go back, please be sure to call that Put the Shakespeare guy on the stake for a while and then stop reading these books, OK?"

"??? Okay (==?"

"Really, I have a headache, my head starts to hurt again, alas, my heart is so tired OTZ"

"Well, Xiao Lixiang has a headache... Ah! By the way, as an apology for annoying you just now, let me help you make a cross-border chat software!"

"what?"

"Didn't you always want to connect with yourself in other worlds? Hey!"

Crack, clap clap!

Gaia hand knife combo!

"it hurts!?"

"Finish, upload your avatar!"

"Well?!?"

In front of me, an operation page really appeared, and this operating system, could it be said...!Is it a penguin?I really didn't expect that you will be pirated one day!Take a look~

Lixiang [European Emperor], offline.

Lixiang [African Chief] is offline.

Lixiang [Can be attacked or accepted], online.

"Wait for me!"

【Attackable and Acceptable】What the hell?

change username!Upload an avatar!

"Hey, you're refreshed~ Here, drink. We'll talk about food after the battle, but as for drinks, here's plenty~"

"Excuse me, I want to ask first, this can't be milk.......?"

"Don't worry, absolutely not! Guaranteed in the name of restraint!"

"That's good." He patted his chest in fear, Li Xiang took the bottle and downed it in one gulp, "Oh, this tastes good, what kind of drink is it?"

"Hey, I remember Shakespeare said that this should be called...Holy water?"

Holy water?church?Li Xiang took another sip.Well, it tastes really good.

"Yes, that's right, I'm so happy~~ After all, this is, I, Gaia's holy water!"

Oh, I see... Gaia's...

"Pfft! What are you talking about?!?"

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Lixiang [Attack Mode]. (?)

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PS0: More than 5000 words, tsk, I could have written a chapter of [-] words, but the harmonious content was cut off, um.

PS1: Headache, no motivation, who am I, where am I, what am I writing (⊙﹏⊙)?

PS2: Give up the treatment la la la la la...

Chapter 24 Chapter 23. Gaia, I am going to be a month old today!

"Really, why are you so surprised?" A certain restraint was very puzzled by Li Xiang's reaction, "I, but Gaia, is the planet itself under your feet? Therefore, whether it is a river or a lake, Well, the sea is also good, these [are] my flesh and blood, my holy water, and being able to drink such clean water is my reward for you.”

"..." Although what you said makes sense, I always feel that for a long time afterwards, whenever I see water, I will be triggered into a psychological shadow.

Thinking of this, Lixiang looked blankly at the bottle in his hand, and decided to...

Decided to take another sip.After all, look, Meow himself doesn’t even care, what am I afraid of?Besides, psychological shadows are psychological shadows. People who don’t drink water will die. Don’t tell me, as long as you accept this setting, the taste is really good. Maybe you can brag about it to someone in the future.

Alright, now that holy water is out of the question, let's move on to the next question.

"There is no one in the chat room."

Yes, no one!Lixiang is the only one online in this chat room, it's super deserted!

"Well, there's no way to say that. After all, instant synchronization is impossible. What about packet loss rate and network fluctuation? In short, there are many problems, but don't worry, you can receive a reply within 24 hours at most, so compared to The chat software, [this], is more like a forum for sharing strategies."

That's it, so let's say hello first.Hmm, is it the mind synchronization input method? It's so convenient.

So, after simply saying hello and showing off cuteness, and finally asking about the strategy information about the first singularity, Lixiang turned off the so-called chat software.

"Aren't you playing yet?"

"Well, compared to this, I have a lot of questions I want to ask you."

"Ah, is Xiao Lixiang finally interested in some aspects? I'm sorry that I can't comment on the measurements of this Advent Body, but if you want to know anyway, I can quietly~~"

"Stop! Sorry, I'm not interested in those data at all."

"Tsk, what, this is not a cute reaction at all. Beep, Gaia is angry, really angry~~"

( “ “ ), that’s enough, don’t suddenly turn into a steamed bun face, okay?Now my heart is full of fluctuations yo?It even seems to be able to beat you with a wave of killing intent, Mr. Gaia?

"Almost enough is enough for me. Why does your [personality] this time seem to be completely different from last time?"

"Hey, haven't I said that? My own personality is actually related to the Advent Body~~~ After all, as a restraining force, I have no emotions. I can only speak rationally. You don't want to face a cold-blooded and ruthless person who will only end up in the end." Optimizing me? Okay, okay, what's the problem?"

"First of all..." After recalling it carefully, Li Xiang asked, "What does that inexplicable [Summoned Calamity] mean?"

"It's literally." Gaia, who closed her eyes and began to dance an unknown dance around Lixiang, replied, "Look, isn't the achievement system very popular in some worlds? Although my side is relatively poor , can’t afford to play, but self-entertainment is still possible. Well, children from poor families don’t have those fun toys, so they take the only toys at hand, which have long been tattered, and rely on their fantasies. It’s the same as directing and acting, if you have a certain quality, or you have accomplished something, I’ll give you a title, how about it, is it interesting? Of course, the title is just a title, there is no achievement reward.”

"..."