People are falling apart, being a funny character with Tom

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"Do you know what you did?"

Qiyana slapped the table angrily, and then pointed to herself: "Are you making a joke about a beautiful girl who suddenly passed out after waking up, did you make a mistake?"

"Forehead."

Li Huan closed his mouth.

At this moment, he was thinking, fortunately, Qiyana had no memory of how he fell into a coma, otherwise it would be troublesome

"Forget it, you guys get up."

It seemed that the anger had indeed dissipated, and Kiyana didn't let Li Huan and Tom continue to kneel.

"Um, thank you, thank you."

Li Huan quickly nodded his thanks and got up from the ground.

At the same time, he said in his heart: "System, look at the good deeds you have done."

[How can you blame me?Obviously you did it yourself. 】

"If it weren't for your bad idea, I would definitely not do it. This is good, and it will be troublesome to communicate with her next."

[I didn't force you, it's because you are obsessed with ghosts. It's better to say that if you are really a gentleman, you won't do what I think. 】

The system said in a plain but direct way [After all, you actually have this tendency in your heart, I bet you, if an acquaintance is unconscious like this, you will definitely want to play a prank even without my temptation. 】

Li Huan suddenly became upset: "What do you mean?"

[Hey hey, let's not talk about this. 】The system let out a very cheap laugh 【Besides, I didn't harm you by letting you do this. Your actions just now brought you a lot of benefits. 】

Just when Li Huan was a little confused, Qiyana looked at Li Huan and Tom, and suddenly said: "Leave the previous account aside for now, who are you?"

Hearing this question, Li Huan coughed a few times, and then introduced to Qiyana: "My name is Li Huan, and I'm a cleaner who just came to work in this school today. This is my cat Tom..."

Click.

Accompanied by the crisp sound of bullets being loaded, Qiyana took out two pistols from her waist and pointed them at Li Huan and Tom.

"That's not what I'm asking, what I'm asking is, who are you?"

The last four words were said heavily, and there was no other meaning in the girl's eyes other than the piercing murder.

"In the center of this collapse, where almost everyone has become a dead man, there is no problem with a man and a cat... Do you think I am stupid?"

A cold light flashed across the muzzle of the gun, and her finger was on the trigger. It seemed that as long as Li Huan didn't give her an acceptable answer, she would pull the trigger without hesitation.

Looking at the black muzzle of the gun, Li Huan panicked somewhat.

As for Tom, watching Kiyana draw the gun, the whole cat was already scared and hid behind Li Huan trembling.

At present, Qiyana's reaction is a bit beyond Li Huan's expectation, but it seems to be reasonable.

Although Qiyana was nicknamed Paramecium to describe her stupidity because of poor academic performance and being easily deceived, etc., but stupid does not mean stupid.

It is set that Qiyana has undergone a lot of training with her father, and came to Neon from Oberia alone to perform a secret mission. If a person like this was really stupid, he would have died in a corner.

Therefore, at least she did not lose the most basic ability of judgment and logical thinking.

The Honkai work has a very strange setting: except for some people who have blood or have undergone transformation, the resistance of normal men to Honkai is not as high as that of women.

Besides, the Honkai outbreak at Qianyu Academy was carefully controlled by humans, and the entire academy was filled with strong Honkai energy. In this case, there appeared a human being and a big cat that were completely uncorrupted by the Honkai energy. A normal person would doubt it.

Seeing Qiyana go to war so aggressively, Li Huan was actually not worried.

First of all, he has Tom, the invincible Tom is here, even if Kiyana wants to do something, with Tom's help, it is absolutely impossible for Kiyana to take Li Huan's life.

Secondly, even if Tom is not there, Li Huan still has a hole card, a special hole card that can save his life in a crisis. Once this hole card is used, then even if Qiyana has great abilities, she will definitely not be Li Huan's opponent.

But the question is is it necessary?No matter how you look at it, it is a stupid act to turn against Qiyana here.

As the Honkai heroine, she can't be said to be the strongest in battle, but in Qianyu Academy, where the zombie crisis broke out, having Kiyana around is equivalent to a free bodyguard, and it is the best policy to follow her through the plot.

According to the development of the plot, Kiyana will eventually enter the Valkyrie Academy run by her aunt. Although the place is not particularly safe, at least there is no major danger before the official plot develops.

That being the case, there is no reason not to hug this safe thigh.

After thinking over and over again, Li Huan has already made up his mind.

"If you want to ask... then I'll tell you."

Li Huan said to Qiyana with a serious face:

"I'm really just a cleaner who just took office today, and I have no other identity."

Chapter 15: Scored twice

Li Huan's choice is to tell the truth.

Ah yes, just tell the truth and don't lie.

Li Huan thinks this is the easiest way to gain the other party's trust.

Considering that if this aunt really has that kind of lie detection ability, his three-legged cat-like lying skills should be avoided. Maybe this aunt will shoot directly if she senses something wrong.

"Huh? Are you still talking like this?"

Qiyana pointed the gun at Li Huan's head: "How can I believe such words."

"The problem is that what I said is true. I did arrive in this city today, and I officially started working today."

Li Huan put his hands behind his back very naturally, and said calmly, "It's probably like this..."

He explained in detail the whole process that he and Tom came to Changkong City and Qianyu College in the morning, in a vivid and sincere tone, and there were no falsehoods.

It's just that there are many details that Li Huan didn't explain at all.

For example, how did he escape from the sports warehouse, the existence of the system, and so on.

Qiyana looked at Li Huan suspiciously, trying to find something wrong from his actions or eyes.

But no matter how you look at it, Li Huan's heartbeat, tone, expression, etc. did not waver or panic, and were very natural and peaceful.

This guy doesn't tell the truth, does he?

As soon as this thought appeared, Qiyana immediately suppressed it.

"Stop joking, I'm not stupid, do you have any evidence?"

"If you want evidence, all right, I'll show you."

As Li Huan spoke, he put his hands inside his clothes.

"What do you want to do?" Kiyana put her finger on the trigger: "I warn you, don't play any tricks!"

"Don't you want evidence? Don't I want to show it to you?"

"I don't want you to take it! Who knows what you are taking?"

"What are you going to do?"

Li Huan waved his hands to the sides, showing a look of helplessness: "You want me to produce evidence again, but when I want to produce evidence, you won't let me take it. What do you want to do, Miss?"

After thinking about it for a while, Qiyana said to Li Huan, "Let me get it myself."

"Okay, in my inside pocket."

Li Huan made a gesture of surrender with both hands and faced Qiyana, while Qiyana came forward with a gun in hand.

At the same time, Li Huan secretly glanced at Tom behind him.

As I said before, because of the contract between Li Huan and Tom, even if Li Huan doesn't speak, he only needs to use certain actions to make Tom understand what he means.

And the meaning expressed by his eyes at this time is-sneak behind Kiyana, and if she wants to do something, knock her out first.

Tom immediately understood, and hid himself behind Li Huan secretly. Behind Li Huan, a space gap appeared, and the handle of an iron club appeared from there. Tom grabbed the handle and pulled out the bat.

At this time, Qiyana had already walked in front of Li Huan, with the gun pointed at Li Huan's head, and then reached out to get the things in Li Huan's pocket.

And Tom was in this gap, his upper body sneaked out from behind Li Huan, and slowly sneaked towards the podium.

Tom's entire cat's body began to be stretched and turned into a super gluten cat, but Tom didn't realize it.

At this time, Qiyana, who was picking something in Li Huan's arms, didn't notice Tom's whereabouts at all, and Tom's upper body hid behind the podium, and his lower body followed his upper body quietly into the podium.

During the whole process, Qiyana didn't realize it at all, and she didn't even notice that the big cat behind Li Huan suddenly disappeared.

At this time, Qiyana got something in Li Huan's jacket pocket, and then took it out.

That is Li Huan's ID card and employee card, as well as the signed contract and contract.

These things were only given to him today, and they are the only things he can prove his identity at present.

Kiyana took these things seriously and looked at them.

At the same time, Tom sneaked out his head from behind the podium, glanced furtively at Kiyana, and then sneaked out one foot, stepping on the ground.

As the saying goes, cats don't make noise when they walk, and Kiana didn't notice Tom's actions at all.

Tom walked quickly on the ground on two toes of both feet, and slipped behind Kiana.

After making sure that Kiyana didn't notice anything, Tom raised his baseball bat and waited for Li Huan's order at any time.

After reading these things, Qiyana silently put them back.

Li Huan didn't speak, and let Qiyana act, while looking at Qiyana with calm eyes, as if looking forward to Qiyana's next action.

"Feel sorry."

Qiyana apologized, and then the gun in her hand was still pointed at Li Huan's head, "These things still can't be used as evidence to prove your innocence."

"Identities can be faked, positions can be fake, and you still have no credibility."

"Sure enough..." Li Huan sighed, "What I said is the truth."

"Sorry, I can't trust people with unknown backgrounds."

"You're right." Li Huan didn't blame her: "You can't trust strangers."

"So... it's me who should apologize, Tom, do it."

? !

Qiyana suddenly turned her head in shock, but the moment she turned her head, she could only see a thick and large metal rod hitting her forehead.

Duang~~~~

The same sound effect as before sounded, and the iron rod hit Qiyana's head fiercely, causing an obvious deformation effect on the top of the head.

Qiyana's forehead was directly dented by this stick, but somehow it was filled with a smooth harmonious and funny feeling, not that scary.

And when Tom raised the stick, another Everest bag emerged from the hair, a circle of small stars danced on the top of the girl's head, and Kiyana's eyeballs began to tilt left and right, with a drunken expression, and her tongue stuck out.

In this way, she spun three times on the spot with a very intelligent expression, then lay down on the ground and passed out.

"Good job, Tom."

Seeing Qiyana who had passed out again, Li Huan breathed a sigh of relief.

The calmness he had pretended to be calm was gone, cold sweat dripped from the top of his head, and his legs were trembling.

The feeling of being pointed at the gun is not good at all, and the fear that his life may be taken away at any time has long scared him to death.

Fortunately, he was tense, otherwise he might be scared to pee.

Tom, who had knocked on Kiana's head, ran to Li Huan. When Li Huan saw Tom coming, he patted Tom's head.

Tom narrowed his eyes in enjoyment, accepting the reward.

Li Huan sighed as he watched Qiyana who had scored twice and was knocked out.

Then comes the trouble.

Chapter No.16: Happy Points

"Okay, that's it!"