People are falling apart, being a funny character with Tom

At this moment, Qiyana was lying firmly on the ground tied up with a hemp rope, with only one head sticking out, like a caterpillar.

What?Where did you say this hemp rope came from?When Li Huan was looking for something to trap Qiyana just now, Tom handed it to him from nowhere.

Looking at Qiyana who was unconscious and sleeping soundly, Li Huan still sighed.

The unlucky boy was beaten unconscious twice in a row.

Although I ordered you to be knocked out again the second time, I will not apologize.

Li Huan, who was thinking of very trivial thoughts in his heart, sat down on the chair, and then picked up the gun that was handed over to Qiyana.

Looking at the heavy control weapon in his hand, Li Huan showed a very fascinated expression and stroked it, just like stroking a little brother.

As a man, most people can't refuse handsome things.

And guns belong to the category of handsome things.

Even though it's a very dangerous thing, Li Huan has longed for it a long time ago... As a man, it's okay to want a gun of his own, right?

And now that he has such a hand in front of him, how can he not be moved.

Li Huan picked up the gun and looked at it carefully, and sighed, "Is this a real pistol?"

The system kindly reminded from the side: [Be careful, it is best not to point the gun at your head, this gun is loaded. 】

Li Huan was dissatisfied when he heard this: "How is it possible, do I look like someone who would do such a thing?"

【Yeah?look in front of you. 】

Under the reminder of the system, Li Huan turned his head subconsciously, and then saw the black muzzle of the gun.

"choke!"

Li Huan moved the gun away in fright.

It seemed that he was distracted when he was talking to the system just now, and unconsciously turned the muzzle of the gun around and pointed it at himself, but luckily he didn't put his hand on the trigger, otherwise something would happen.

[So I said, you'd better be careful, after all, you are not a funny person now, and you can be safe if you shoot yourself. 】

The system said seriously [Besides, you haven't received professional training, even if you hold this gun, it won't work well, right? 】

"You're right, but I still want a gun."

Reluctantly putting down the gun, Li Huan began to chat with the system: "Is there anything on your side that can instantly let me master design skills?"

[Can you just go to the mall and look for it yourself? 】

Hearing what the system said, Li Huan also remembered that he didn't have time to look at the mall interface before, but now he can finally look at it.

Opening the system column, Li Huan clicked on the mall column.

As a result, when he clicked on the section of the mall, he suddenly saw a burst of colorful lights burst out.

"Your mother, my eyes!"

Li Huan, who was caught off guard by the flash of light, immediately caught his eyes to avoid being stimulated again. After a while, he opened his eyes and saw the status on the column.

[Happy news, happy news!The world's largest agricultural fertilizer volatile agent, Jinkela launched a new generation, Jinkela mark99! 】

"what?"

Li Huan looked at the column dumbfounded, and suddenly a bag of green, white and yellow fertilizer appeared, with the words "Jinkela" written on it.

[The brand-new Jinkela mark99 is compressed and manufactured in a black hole throughout the process, using vacuum zero point energy for configuration forging, and its quality is far superior to the past! 】

[With Jinkela mark99, the grain armor absorption efficiency reaches [-] meters deep into the center of the earth, and the yield per mu increases by [-] trillion! 】

[In modern society, mastering agriculture is mastering the whole world!What are you waiting for, order now! 】

【Auntie, look~God crushes the dog~】

Li Huan watched the entire ad numbly, and he didn't know why he had to watch this ad.

[Ah, sorry. 】The system went online again after the ad was played 【Let you watch something with unclear meaning...】

"What was that advertisement just now? I haven't thought that you guys still advertise?"

[That ad was placed by Jin Kela Company from our Infinite Space System Department. Basically, all systems that produce Infinite Space must play this advertisement for you when they open the mall. 】

"Grass, what's the point! Although I can't understand this ad, it looks extremely expensive, right?"

[Basically, Jin Kela is a high-end commodity. Basically, apart from agriculture, it has a very high utilization rate in the military construction industry and so on. 】

[I remember that the last generation of Jin Kela 98 only needed one to invest in the production of the Star Destroyer, which can instantly increase the quality of the Star Destroyer to the level of destroying galaxies with one shot...]

The system casually uttered news that was enough to shock people to grandma's house, but Li Huan's focus was not on that.

"Wait, the previous generation was originally called the 98th generation? The naming rules are completely different!"

【Is that your focus? 】

"No way, so what's the point of advertising this? Newcomers like me can't afford it!"

[No way, the money they give is too much, besides, advertising is like this anyway, and you don’t care if you can afford it, as long as someone sees it and is interested, it’s a victory. 】

After a round of complaints, Li Huan finally put the advertisement behind him for the time being, and began to look at the mall.

After the advertisement ended, the mall interface appeared in front of him.

A dazzling array of goods appeared in front of him, which made him overwhelmed.

"Grass, a lot of things... eh?"

Li Huan suddenly noticed the lower left corner.

There is a string of numbers in the lower left corner, and there are four large characters in front of the numbers.

【Happy Points】

"What's this thing? It's like some kind of playing card fee for Doudizhu..."

[This is the transaction points you need to pay to buy things in the mall. 】

[If you want to buy things in the mall, you need happy points there, and you can't buy things without points. 】

"Let's see, do I actually have 500 points?"

Li Huan was a little surprised to see that his initial joy points were 500, "Did you give this to me?"

[No] The system denies [This is the points you earned yourself. 】

"What do you mean?"

[The so-called joy points can be obtained in two ways. 】

[One is obtained through the so-called quest, through the quest you will be settled once and get joy points. 】

[The second method is that the funny behaviors and actions you make in your daily life will gradually increase your funny points. 】

[The 500 points you have now are the surprises you got in exchange for the funny actions you made consciously or unconsciously before. 】

Speaking of this, the system gave a meaningful teaching: [You understand now, why I suggested you to play a prank. 】

【Your prank just now resulted in an increase of about 120 points, and then you were beaten up by Kiyana and provided an increase of 80 points, which adds up to a total of 200 points. 】

[As long as you become more and more funny, the joy points will continue to increase. At that time, props and followers will be gradually exchanged by you. At that time, you will become truly invincible, so young people, try to be funny Characters, become the funny star that cuts through the sky! 】

"So why do I get points for being beaten up!"

Chapter No.17: rnm money back!

Chapter No.17: rnm money back!

"You put it so simply, I don't think I'm a funny character..."

Li Huan complained, resting his chin on one hand, "Besides, if Tom is around, it's easy to get this point."

A round of funny characters, Tom is definitely the top batch, with Tom there, it is his turn to be funny.

【Hey, you can’t say that. No matter how funny Tom is, it’s not your own joke. It’s up to you to get the joy points. 】

"I see, but Tom can't really help, can he?"

[That's right, if the two of you are funny together, you can get joy points, and you will get high points according to the degree of cooperation and funny]

"Sounds good, but it's not that easy, is it?"

[Deliberately funny is not acceptable, it must be a natural funny behavior. 】

"Sure enough." Li Huan looked up at the ceiling: "This kind of thing is very difficult for me."

[So, come on, the future is still long. 】

"Let's focus on the present first."

While speaking, Li Huan continued to browse the mall.

The products in the mall can be described as dazzling, which makes people dazzled.

After looking at it carefully for a while, Li Huan probably understood the specific conditions of these commodities.

The goods sold in the store are tentatively divided into four types, skills, consumables, equipment, and summoning.

Basically, there is no need to explain their basic use, the name has already explained it very clearly.

The quality of these products are ordinary, rare, perfect, legendary, and epic five levels.

The more advanced the product, the more joy points will be consumed. Li Huan can't count on those legendary and epic items.

There are tens of thousands of products in the mall. After looking at them for a while, Li Huan gave up looking for them one by one, and clicked on the category column of the search.

He checked the skills separately, then checked ordinary and rare, and after checking passive skills, he finally entered the force skills, and pressed search

At present, he needs skills that can actually strengthen himself more than items, equipment and followers.

In this case, a passive skill that consumes nothing is more practical.

Under the category, all ordinary and rare passive skills appeared in front of him.

Even in the case of precise search, there are still more than twenty or thirty pages, which gave Li Huan a headache.

"No way, I can only find them one by one"

After looking through it for about ten minutes, Li Huan finally found a skill that looked okay.

[Skill name: Ancient Chinese martial arts fool-level introductory teaching. 】

[Skill Quality: Rare]

[Skill description: The crash course of ancient Chinese martial arts will let you have a good body that can resist beatings. 】

[Remarks: From the fictional genre of the Hong Kong nonsensical film "The King of Destruction".Half of the essence is recorded in it, and once used, a fool can easily learn it. 】

This thing is exactly 500 joy points, and once exchanged, all of Li Huan's current joy points can be consumed in an instant.

But Li Huan exchanged this skill without hesitation after reading it, and asked why because he is indeed worth the price now.

Li Huan doesn't like watching movies very much, even if he does, he will only watch movies of a few movie stars, and among them, Zhou Xingchi is one of the few.

Don't ask, if you ask, Master Xing is awesome. He will only admire Zhou Xingchi if he is funny and nonsensical in China. Up to now, no one in China can surpass him.

He would take out Xing Ye's movies almost every year and watch almost every movie very carefully.

He has watched the King of Destruction countless times, and he can almost recite the plot and content in it, so he knows exactly what level this ancient martial art is.

As a nonsensical movie, all the martial arts in King of Destruction are basically funny martial arts.

As a comedy martial arts school, it is full of unreasonableness just like a funny character.

The ancient Chinese martial arts are the skills learned by the protagonist He Jinyin.

As for why to change this thing, instead of changing to the possibly stronger Guashuiliu Guashuiliu... that is because Guashuiliu is a legendary item, and it is very expensive. This ancient martial arts teaching only needs 500. .

Judging from the effect, the first scroll did not teach him the two moves of Golden Snake Silk Winding Hand and Invincible Hot Wheels, but this is not surprising.

The Golden Snake Silk-Wrapping Hand forcibly beat the invincible hand all over the world, and all the useless senior brothers Gushuiliu tortured to the point of collapse. As long as there is a place for the invincible hot wheel to roll, it can take anyone and launch a powerful attack that kills one thousand and self-damages eight hundred.

These things should basically be unreasonable to reach the level of perfection or even legend, and there is nothing too normal in it.

But why choose this without these?

Please read the description, 【Let you have a good body that can withstand beatings. 】

That's right, what Li Huan needs now is a defense that can guarantee that he will not die on the spot.

There has been a saying since ancient times: