My superpower is a seiyuu meme

Life is very busy, how can I have time to guide Naruto?He casually said: "I don't have time, but your father's teacher Jiraiya may return to Konoha soon, you can go to him."

The strength of the three ninjas are all in the middle, it is difficult to choose a recognized strongest, but it is easy to compare the strength of their apprentices.

Even if you don't know Nagato, from Tsunade's point of view, Jiraiya, who taught the Fourth Hokage, is undoubtedly the highest level of Sannin Chujiao disciples.

Coupled with the fact that the two had a relationship, they pushed it over logically, and walked into the hot spring shop with their heads held high, watching Akai happily record the bill in his name.

"My father's teacher?"

Naruto suddenly became interested, and chased Tsunade to ask this and that, wanting to know what kind of person he was, so he followed him to Nyoyu.

"roll!"

Tsunade kicked him away with one kick - if he wanted to follow in, it would be the same as Zirai.

So, Naruto walked into the men's soup with low spirits, and began to imagine what a glorious image his father's teacher would be: "Father is Konoha's hero and has a good reputation. According to his age, his teacher must also be a respected elder." whoever!"

……

So, this hot spring shop unknowingly gathered Sannin, two descendants of the Six Paths, and team leaders from five countries, and it was very lively.

It is worth mentioning that the images of the four most charming royal sisters in the entire Hokage have also gathered, which can be said to occupy more than half of the Naruto book world.

This phenomenon is easy to explain for Sasuke: it is roughly equivalent to the law of seven or eight - when the drama progresses to a certain level, there will inevitably be an episode of welfare episodes, either by the sea or hot springs.

In short, the protagonist group and most of the most attractive female characters will be drawn together by a mysterious force, and then trigger the welfare link in various ways.

And at the moment, the one who is in the center surrounded by welfare is the Orochimaru who closes his eyes tightly and sticks to his heart.

"Emptiness is form, and form is emptiness."

Orochimaru, who is knowledgeable and versatile, also has research on Buddhism, but the pink skeletons composed of Terumi Mei, Samuy and Konan are too good, as long as they do not reach the cultivation level of becoming a Buddha, I am afraid that the abbot will be congested when he comes.

Although Orochimaru has a female body, he also feels that his phantom limbs seem to be about to move.

He couldn't help shaking his head: Ever since the clock tower was built, Orochimaru has determined to put all his thoughts on endless research. If such boring things disturb his mind, it would be too much to lose.

She stood up and was about to wipe her body and leave the hot spring to leave these goblins.

But at this moment, a goblin with the strongest demon power walked over to Orochimaru.

"Why is she?"

Orochimaru was stunned, but Tsunade didn't recognize her vest and was about to enter the pool.

"Wait a minute!"

Surrounded by the atmosphere of the hot spring and the demonic power just now, Orochimaru's state at the moment is a bit strange. She can still talk and laugh happily with Tsunade, but her cultivation has become a little messed up under the hot spring dress.

Both of them are researchers of the clock tower. If Tsunade continues to make the next move, she worries that she will be a little strange when she meets Tsunade again in the future.

And there was another person present who recognized Tsunade and turned his head—it was Konan from Yuyin Village!

Although many years have passed, Tsunade's face has not changed at all, Konan recognized at a glance that she is Jiraiya-sensei's companion!

But soon, Xiao Nan turned his head back: so what if I recognize it?Each has its own life trajectory. Orochimaru advocated killing Nagato, Yahiko and himself at the beginning, didn't they work for Xiao organization for a period of time?

For their present state of mind, all that matters is purpose.

She closed her eyes, and began to rethink: Which one of Nagato and Konoha's approach can achieve peace?

Just because I saw Tsunade, I couldn't help but think of Jiraiya-sensei again.

……

In the hot spring at this moment, everyone has their own concerns, but they have a pair of onlookers' eyes, peeking at all living beings through the binoculars.

When adjusting the focus for the first time, Jiraiya saw Ziyanghua and the other three first.

Noticing the age of the other party, Jiraiya looked away in a principled way—as mentioned in the original plot, Jiraiya has no thoughts about little girls.

What's more, in the bathing pool at this time, from a distance, there are all magical weapons. Just as Zilai wanted to take a closer look at them, he was suddenly attracted by a woman who stood up abruptly.

Standing in the hot spring meant the best angle, and Jiraiya immediately focused on the unlucky guy, and even showed a wretched smile.

Orochimaru chose the reincarnated skin, so naturally it wouldn't be too bad. Although his expression was a bit strange, Zilai still watched it with great enthusiasm.

He never thought about what kind of soul might be hidden under this skin.

But soon, he found that the woman who was about to leave was frozen in place, as if she had seen something shocking.

"Oh?"

Jiraiya turned the camera curiously, and then saw Tsunade who was about to undress.

This shock was no small matter. Decades of unrequited love, as well as the painful memories of being beaten up during the last peek, all came to my mind.

For a moment, even a ninja as outstanding as Jiraiya couldn't help but lose his breath and couldn't maintain a perfect stealth posture.

"Master Angel, it seems that someone is peeping!"

In the hot spring, the two perception ninjas reported to Xiao Nanhui indignantly.

For them who worship angels, being peeped is a trivial matter compared to the holy angel.

After they reported their directions, Xiao Nan waved her hands casually, and countless papers covered her body in an instant.

At the same time, several detonating symbols flew towards Jilai.

Although Tsunade was distracted, Jiraiya could of course feel the attack from a distance, so he dodged the attack lightly.

But, why does this chakra seem familiar?

And Xiao Nan had already lifted off with the wings made of type paper, and said in a cold tone: "On behalf of God, destroy you!"

Jiraiya glanced at it from a distance, and was shocked even more than peeking at Tsunade: "Is she still alive?"

The next thought immediately followed was: "Not good! Usually lust is a trivial matter, but reuniting with my female disciple in this way is tantamount to social death! You must not be recognized!"

At this moment, Zilai still doesn't know that this is not only a social death, but may also lead to diplomatic disputes.

So, Zilai also ran away, anyway, with Xiaonan's ability, he couldn't keep himself.

But two figures that were evenly matched with him blocked the retreat.

And each exclaimed: "Zilaiya!"

It's not going to be peaceful tonight.

138. The Legend of Jiraiya's Social Death

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

These two sentences of "Jiraiya" full of enthusiasm immediately let everyone present - even because of Tsunade's loud voice, which was both startled and angry, let the boy next door, Tang, know of Jiraiya's arrival one after another.

Naruto was just about to go into the hot spring when he suddenly heard Jiraiya's name.

He didn't know this name before, but with the arrival of Tsunade, Sannin, the name that once represented Konoha's dominance of the ninja world, reappeared in front of the public.

And not long ago, Tsunade told the name himself: this person is his father's teacher, and he is also very suitable to teach himself.

"I'm going to apprentice!"

Naruto wrapped himself in a bathrobe, and excitedly ran towards the next door.

And Akai and others were also stunned by this famous name, but when they came back to their senses, they realized: the direction from which the two "Jiraiya" came out, and the direction Naruto was rushing to, seemed to be Nvtang?

"It really fits the place where he appeared!"

Sasuke sighed silently, turned into a phantom and rushed to Nvtang.

For the privacy of customers, high-end hot spring shops have relatively good sound insulation. Compared with Tsunade's loud voice, Xiaonan's hastily generated detonating talisman explosion sound with Chakra is more subtle.

But Sasuke disassembled the detonating talisman since he was a child, and was extremely sensitive to the sound of the explosion.

After getting closer, he also sensed the Chakra that Sannin was confronting.

……

Said it was a confrontation, but when Sasuke and Naruto arrived at the scene, Jiraiya had disappeared without a trace.

It's not that Orochimaru and Tsunade are incompetent, neither of them can stop Jiraiya, but that Jiraiya is too ruthless, directly summoning the esophagus of the giant toad in Mt. Back to Mount Miaomu.

This is Jiraiya's universal escape route. Unless the opponent has Amaterasu-level lethal ninjutsu, as long as he wants to escape, no one can keep him.

But the price is: Jiraiya, who agreed to be recruited by Sarutobi Hiruza, has to rush back to Konoha from Mt. Miaogi by himself.

But this price, compared with the voyeuristic behavior of being caught by Tsunade and Konan on the spot, Zirai also thinks it is worth it.

Although it has been called out of the name, the result of social death is irreversible, but it is useful to escape shame for a while!

As for what will happen next on that occasion: Zilai also dare not imagine.

He can only think on the bright side: if Xiaonan is alive, his other two obedient apprentices: Yahiko and Nagato may also be alive!

The relationship between master and apprentice was very deep back then, and Jiraiya still had high hopes for Nagato, and he really wanted to confirm the safety of the other two to Xiaonan immediately.

But thinking about what Xiaonan might have misunderstood him because of Tsunade's voice, Zirai suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Cough cough, in fact, it is not a misunderstanding, I am that kind of person.

But Zilai also had to find some excuses for himself: "That's not right! I only saw the body of that passer-by from the beginning to the end, and I have a clear conscience as a teacher!"

Thinking of the passer-by A who was under his eyes, Jiraiya couldn't help but feel a little doubt in his heart: "Forget about Tsunade, how could that person know my name?"

He had been away from Konoha for many years, but the woman Orochimaru reincarnated was very young, and Jiraiya had no memory of that face, the more she thought about it, the more strange she became.

However, in the vast world, among all living beings, most likely he would not meet her again, so Zilai also temporarily put this aside and rushed back to Konoha at full speed.

It's just that the figure of that person blocking him, and the chakra that naturally exudes when he moves, seems a little familiar. Who is it?

Walking on the road, Zilai couldn't help thinking hard.

……

On the other end, Tsunade was extremely angry, smashing a naturally formed rock next to the hot spring with a punch.

Actually, at this point in time, Jiraiya could have had the best opportunity to capture Tsunade in history.

After reviving Kato and Rosa, Tsunade finally walked out of the past and was able to face his own life again.

And Kato Dan, a gentle man, understands that he is just an undead reincarnated from the filthy soil, and Tsunade is still single in his 50s, so he freely encourages Tsunade to pursue his own happiness.

Coupled with Orochimaru's previous instigation and matchmaking, Tsunade had already noticed this good man who was always by his side and would step forward whenever he was in trouble—mainly when he was short of money.

Zilai is indeed a good man, reliable, heroic, talented, and devoted to himself, provided that he doesn't get sick—it's hard for a woman to accept a voyeuristic pervert.

Just when he had hoped for someone, he was shattered by the familiar way, which is why Tsunade was so irritable.

Orochimaru who watched was terrified, and decided not to reveal his true identity to Tsunade-at worst, he would change his vest.

This is the advantage of having more vests. Although Orochimaru already has a female personality at the moment, she also feels very uncomfortable being peeped by Jiraiya, but what she is looking at is not the old lady's body, so let the stinky toad be spared.

Orochimaru really didn't want to have too much entanglement with Jiraiya, so he put on his clothes and prepared to sneak away.

The most important thing is that seeing Tsunade get so angry about Jiraiya's voyeurism, Orochimaru feels a little guilty.

"Do you know Zilai, too?"

Tsunade asked curiously.

Orochimaru was eager to escape, pretending to be a weak woman and said: "I'm just a victim, now I don't have the face to face anyone!"

Just as he was about to run away in a panic, he was suddenly stopped by Sasuke and Junmaro: "Where is Jiraiya?"

"Let him run away."

Orochimaru pointed to the remaining toad esophagus, turned his back to Tsunade and winked at Sasuke.

Sasuke didn't look at her at all, and blurted out: "I didn't expect that two Sannin couldn't stop him!"

"Ok?"

Tsunade raised his eyebrows, and roared again: "Oshemaru! I didn't expect you to fail!"

Thinking about it carefully, this guy's behavior is even worse than Zilai's, he just took a bath in the female soup, but luckily he didn't enter the water.

Tsunade simply felt out of place with the other two Sannin because he wasn't perverted enough.

Orochimaru cursed unluckily, and couldn't explain it clearly, so he made the same choice as Jiraiya: quickly formed seals with both hands, "Orochi flow substitute technique!"

There is only a snake skin left to run away in a hurry, and the toad esophagus left by Jiraiya complements each other, what a pair of good brothers!

Sasuke touched his head, and then realized that he seemed to have tricked Orochimaru.

So he persuaded Tsunade to calm down with a little embarrassment: "Keep your voice down, this is a high-end place, in case there are any high-ranking officials, don't bring hatred to Konoha!"