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Tsunade's anger still persisted and said: "They have the face to do this, and they are afraid of others talking about it?"

She instinctively felt that a real dignitary would have a hot spring in her home, and would not come to such a place where she could share the joy with the people, so she would not cause too much trouble if she yelled the names of Jiraiya and Orochimaru directly.

It wasn't until Samui and Terumi Mei came over with black lines, representing the country of thunder and the country of water, and issued a diplomatic condemnation to Konoha Mingju, that Tsunade was a little embarrassed: he was ashamed to go abroad.

Sannin's name is too loud, and now the image of the entire Konoha ninja has been lowered.

Like Tsunade, compared with Jiraiya's voyeurism, Orochimaru's behavior is worse, and it makes women feel chilly.

Only Xiaonan sneaked away because he was afraid of being recognized by Tsunade.

She didn't have much affection for Orochimaru, but the image of Jiraiya in her mind has dropped a lot.

The rest of the people at the scene were somewhat embarrassed, only Naruto asked where Zilai was also heartlessly.

……

When Jiraiya returned to Konoha again, the Chunin Exam had officially begun.

He sneaked all the way straight to Sarutobi Hiruzen's office, for fear of bumping into Tsunade and Konan again.

Even before coming to Hokage's House, you have to inquire with the guard and confirm that Tsunade is not there before you can enter.

After exchanging pleasantries with the teacher, Hiruzaru Sarutobi just wanted to introduce the current situation of Konoha to Jiraiya, but Jiraiya brought up the topic first.

His expression was serious.

After searching all the acquaintances in his memory and eliminating them one by one, Jiraiya finally confirmed that night, he and Tsunade blocked his identity as a woman together.

In fact, just like he can recognize Xiaonan's Chakra with some familiarity, Orochimaru's Chakra is naturally more familiar.

But he didn't think about that at all at first: How could Orochimaru become a woman?

He also didn't want to think about it: he only saw one woman, and it caused his ruin and social death, which is already a loss.

After a long time, is this woman still Orochimaru?

That's disgusting fucking open the door to disgusting - gross disgusting!

Emotionally, Zilai is also very resistant to this possibility.

But as a Konoha ninja, in his impression, Orochimaru is still a dangerous rebel who might take revenge on Konoha.

No matter how disgusting he is, he still has to report to the teacher: this person may have sneaked into Konoha's information.

"Oshemaru is probably in Konoha, we have to guard against him. One more thing, is there a female ninja named Xiaonan in Urenin Village who is here to take this exam?"

After receiving the question from Jiraiya, Hiruzaru Sarutobi asked his staff and assistants to call up the list of contestants, and sure enough, he saw the name of Kaminin Konan, who led the team from Urenin Village.

Jiraiya also sighed, and the time spent with those three children resurfaced before his eyes.

"Old man, aren't you worried that there may be troubles with so many participating countries? She is my disciple, and I can at least guarantee that she will not harm Konoha!"

Zilai also patted his chest, based on his understanding of Xiaonan's character, he would never have imagined that she would turn black.

It's just that this "be careful of Orochimaru, don't worry about Xiaonan" information seems to be completely opposite to the truth.

"Oh?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi became interested, "Ugakure is quite important in a small country. Since your disciple occupies a high position in Urenin, then you can convey my thoughts!"

"No no no!"

Zilai also waved his hands again and again, "It's not convenient for me to see her, old man, do you have anything else to do? I'll leave first."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi was immediately upset: "Wait!"

He took out a letter of protest from the five-nation joint statement, expressing severe condemnation and accusations against the hooliganism of Jiraiya and Dashemaru.

The five-nation alliance originally planned to declare war, so how could they miss such a good opportunity for public opinion to attack the civilization and friendship that Konoha is proud of.

Hiruza Sarutobi has spent a lot of time on this matter these past few days, Zilai has to cooperate well, and the teacher also worked hard for him to pass the public relations, but this kid is still playing big?

Immediately, Hiruzaru Sarutobi taught Konoha the core development concept of spiritual civilization in the new era with his mouth that has been perfected in recent years.

Jiang Jilai also said in a daze: I haven't seen you for a few years, how can the teacher draw words better than me as a writer?

In addition to being scolded bloody, his three views were once again impacted: it turns out that Orochimaru sneaked into Konoha not to sabotage secretly, but to peep like himself?Why didn't I realize he was so good at playing before?

……

At the same time, the first exam is in full swing.

The Chunin Exam chapter can be said to be the most classic chapter in the original Naruto story. Just looking at the door number of classroom 301 is enough to make Sasuke feel moved by the party.

In order to pay tribute to his feelings, he even sent a pharmacist to collect the candidates' information cards in advance, and then distributed them to all new students.

Although Yaoshidou did not repeat several exams in order to collect information for Dashewan like in the original plot, but he has worked as an undercover agent in various countries anyway, and he completed it with ease.

Like all core members of the Invisible Empire, Yakushidou unconditionally executes Sasuke's orders, and believes that there must be deep meaning.

But in fact, Sasuke just wanted to pay tribute to the original work...

The content of the first exam was also very original. Ibiki Morino, dressed as a gangster, tapped on the blackboard and began to introduce the exam rules like a dragonfly captain.

"First, everyone present has ten points at the beginning, and there are a total of ten exam questions with one point for each question"

"Second, this exam adopts a reverse scoring method, with one point deducted for every wrong question"

"Third, the results of the test are judged by the total scores of the three people in each group. If the invigilator considers cheating or is suspected of cheating during the test, two points will be deducted once. If one member has zero points, then the whole group will will be disqualified."

Sasuke naturally knew the rules a long time ago, isn't it just an exam where he can cheat better?He is more interested in whether he can solve all the problems based on his own knowledge.

After the examination rules were finished, Konoha ninjas including Sakura, Ino, Neji, Tenten, and others were all worried about the members of their group whose virtuous values ​​were lower than 2.

According to the setting of "The Book of Pro", during the Chunin Exam, each team has a member with a virtuous value below 4.

Among them, Xiao Li with a virtuous value of 3 is considered high, Ya and Naruto are both 2, and Choji is simply 1.

Fortunately, in addition to representing IQ, virtuous value can also be increased by increasing the amount of knowledge. In "Book of Formation", Ding Ci has grown to 4 at least, and there is a lot of room for improvement.

By the way, among the non-infant characters, the only examiner in the second exam is Hongdou only Xian 4. It turns out that she and Ding Ci assimilated more than just body shape.

Sasuke felt that this girl was a bit outrageous: You must know that there are virtuous people in Feiduan.

Deducting the amount of knowledge she has been exposed to as a disciple of Orochimaru and a special Jonin, Sasuke seriously suspects that her IQ is negative.

139. Electric eyes are compelling

Of course, this second exam is not a serious exam, it tests the students' intelligence gathering ability, which is cheating in general.

Most of these test questions are beyond the knowledge range of normal chunin, and two chunin who know the correct answers have been arranged in the examination room.

Soon, demons danced wildly in the examination room: those with red pills to peek at, those with mirrors reflecting, those with white eyes, those with an eye pinched out of sand to peek at them, and even those with puppets pretending to be teachers.

It can be said that the sound of dogs barking, insects chirping, and sand and dust hits the ears; the white eyes, magic eyes, and sharing eyes are dazzled.

In fact, it was not Sasuke who used Sharingan to cheat, but other clansmen who took part in the Chunin exam because the Uchiha clan did not perish.

The Twelve Little Strong is not the only ninja who Konoha participated in this Chunin Exam.

In fact, in the original plot, 87 people signed up for Konoha, 30 people for Sand Hidden and 21 people for Rain Hidden.It's just that the space is limited, and it's impossible for the author to portray everyone.

In addition to this exam, the five major ninja villages all sent contestants, and the classrooms were packed to the brim.

Among so many people, of course there will be a few heresies, those who cheat well in the exam do not cheat, and those who do not do their job properly rely on their own knowledge to answer the questions.

For example, Xueba Sakura, for example, the genius Shikamaru, and for example, all the candidates in Otonin Village.

Due to the influence of Sasuke, the entire Yinnin Village attaches great importance to cultural knowledge.

In his opinion, only having powerful power without matching knowledge and vision is an important reason why the ninja world is in endless wars.

Many of the various reading materials in the clock tower were passed on by Sasuke using the communication function of Chakra to the young Otonin, and they were handwritten and transcribed.

It not only saves my own strength, but also deepens the memory of the young Yinnin, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

Therefore, as long as it is a ninja produced by Yinnin Village, whether it is an elite such as Junmaru or Yakushidou, or a normal-level ninja such as Xianglin, Toss, and Sak, all of them will not squint and solve problems by themselves.

Morino Ibiki on the stage naturally noticed this phenomenon: Anyone who wears an Otonin forehead protector, all write with confidence.

While lamenting how closely the ninja village attaches importance to cultural knowledge, Yibixi can't help but doubt their combat effectiveness: the most important thing for ninjas is to be able to perform tasks and protect the power of the village and the country. What's the use of studying hard?It's just a small ninja village that doesn't do its job properly!

Although Hiruzaru Sarutobi has been focusing on ideological education in the past few years, it is still difficult to change the ideas of old-school ninjas like Ibiki.

At this moment, he still doesn't know that the leader of Yinnin Village is the one who rescued his younger brother a few years ago.

In the plot of Idatian, I have already complained about how pitiful Ibixi’s "last question" is: if you make a mistake, you will endure it for the rest of your life, if you don’t do it, you will be out of the game, as long as you choose to go forward, you can pass a blank paper. This standard is even higher than that of Kamen Rider Idealism!

This time the Chunin exam is of great importance, and Hiruzaru Sarutobi had already reminded him not to have too much fun.

Therefore, the original last question was canceled, but in order to maintain the elimination rate, the price is: the previous questions are more difficult than the original plot.

……

Not every village has the educational foundation of Yinnin Village, and most of the examinees are honestly cheating.

Somebody made the style, made the level.

For example, Gaara Sara, a talented technician who has the ability to "carve letters on rice grains", not only peeked at the answer with the eyes of sand, but also carried forward the spirit of brothers and sisters, and used sand dust on the table of Kankuro and Temari. Converge to form the pattern of the topic.

"The answer to the first question is 2887, and the answer to the second question is 114514. Gaara's ability to manipulate sand has improved again!"

Kankuro had already pretended to be a teacher with a crow, and was going to go to the toilet to check the answers, but Gaara sent all the ready-made answers, so he didn't bother to use the urine escape.

Of course, there are also people who are out of the game because of poor cheating and being caught too few times. These people are very unlucky in Sasuke's view.

Because in addition to academic masters, excellent cheaters, and clumsy cheaters, there is a fourth type of people in this examination room: those who sit and die—they can’t do the questions, and ninjutsu is not suitable for cheating, so they can only sit and wait.

But according to the original plot, this kind of sit-down person can pass a blank paper, so who can he ask for reasoning?

For example, Uzumaki Naruto.

In fact, in the past few years, he has occasionally listened to lectures carefully, and has improved from the bottom of the crane to the second-to-last and third-to-last level.

But in the case of increased difficulty, he still can't solve these problems.

Sai in the same group also gave up thinking: although his ninjutsu can also turn small animals, he has no IQ and cannot peek like the bugs of Akamaru and Shino. what to do.

In addition, he also understands Naruto's level, even if he and Sakura get all the answers correct, if there is a zero, he will still be out.

Thinking about it this way, he became Buddhist, and after finishing the topics he knew how to do, he drew abstract paintings on draft paper.

But Xiao Ying couldn't help it, she wrote the answer with great effort, and knew that she must have a perfect score, just immersed in the sense of satisfaction and narcissism.

Suddenly she looked up at her two teammates, one was drawing on the draft paper, and the other was scratching her ear anxiously, so she was in despair: it was like playing a game, when she was on the road and fought back, just now she was elated, and the result I found that the two-person team had been put on the high ground within 10 minutes of getting off the road.

What's the use of a perfect score for yourself, if your teammates get zero points, you're still out!

Xiao Ying's personality is going crazy: "You two, don't give me a blank paper!"

Naturally, Sai would not hand in a blank paper, but in fact Naruto couldn't move a single word.

Just like Luffy is not good at lying, with his stunned personality who doesn't know what acting skills are, he just wanted to be a giraffe in the examination room, and his perception ability has improved a lot compared to the original plot, and he immediately found that the invigilator beside him He glanced at himself, and then started writing in a small notebook.

"Die! Don't drag Sakura and Sai down!"

Naruto is a good boy who emphasizes loyalty, so he gave up peeking, and turned to tormenting Nine Tails in the mental space: "Nine Lamas, can you do this question?"

"roll!"

The big fox was very upset, his real name was originally a secret, but that boy from the Uchiha clan saw through it at a glance, causing this kid from the Uchiha clan to call him brother and brother every day: Do I know you very well?

"Help me! This is my lifelong request! If you don't help me, I'll complain to the first uncle!"

In desperation, even an honest child like Naruto has learned to play hard and soft.

"It's useless to scare me with Hashirama, I really don't know how to do this!"

Nine Lamas also possess considerable wisdom, but if you don't listen to the lectures carefully, no matter how high your IQ is, you may not be able to answer the questions correctly.

For example, after being reborn in ancient times, talented people may not necessarily be able to do advanced mathematics, and for example, the original author of an article may not be able to comprehend the reading comprehension of his own work: what kind of standard answer is this?I didn't think so much when I wrote the article!

So, Naruto fell into complete despair, muttering silently: Chunin exams are held twice a year, at most half a year later he will be a hero again!

But fortunately, he still has a friend in the twelve little strong.

"The art of turning the heart!"

Seeing that Sakura finished answering the question, her good sister Ino quickly occupied her body.

In this world line, since Sasuke left Konoha early, Sakura and Ino are still good girlfriends, and it is not a big deal to borrow the bodies of good sisters.

Of course, if you still play like this after you get married as an adult, it will easily trigger the plot of the book, and it may lead to Schrödinger's NTR: If Sakura's husband has sex with Ino who occupies Sakura's body, is it considered green?

"I remember all the answers!"