People in Mond, arrogant sun, not hated

"It's you, a wretch who plots against me, give me a sun punch."

"You scumbag, jump off the Nail of Cold Sky quickly, and you might not be blind if you live again."

After doing this, Elmes finally recognized the Fengshen.

"Wendy? Why did you come here?"

"Hehe, you actually have the face to ask me about this! Do you have any clue about the sudden disappearance of the hundred-year-old wine that I buried in the windy place before I fell asleep last time?"

Elmes squinted his dead fish eyes and was silent for a second.

Then he shouted loudly.

"totally no idea!"

"Things that b-face doesn't want!!!"

Seeing Wendy, who was so angry that she almost jumped up to blow him up, Elmes held his head calmly to prevent him from jumping up.

"Calm down, you have to think in a good place, if it wasn't for chasing me, how could you catch up with a free party~~ You should thank me instead!"

"You fart! What kind of nonsense is this."

Seeing that Wendy was still relentless, Elmes sneered confidently.

He knows how to deal with Wendy.

He casually took out a bottle of cider on the table and handed it to him, blinking maliciously and cutely.

"Today's work is over tomorrow, so why waste the time of eating and drinking now, anyway, let's drink a bottle first, there are many high-end products that you can't usually drink."

Wendy sneered disdainfully.

You're going to Dao Wife tomorrow!Don't think I don't know you're trying to get me drunk tonight and run away.

"And don't think that you can always seduce me with wine. I am a majestic Barbatos, the wind god, and I still have a little restraint. If I don't settle my wine problem today, I will not drink at all tonight! Anyway, wine is so good. If there are many, there will definitely be surplus.”

Elmes was stunned for three seconds.

Then, suddenly, his mouth twisted into an uncomfortable smile.

"is it?"

With a snap of his fingers, he opened the bottle of high-end wine in his hand, and began to pour it in with a gurgle.

Wendy suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.

"What are you doing?"

Elmes finished half of the bottle in one breath.

Part of the consciousness that was originally awake was fragmented again.

He swayed a little and looked down at Wendy with an evil grin.

"Then I'll drink up all the high-end wine, and leave the ordinary garbage wine to you. You must keep your promise."

"what?!"

Clearly, Wendy was shaken.

Watching bottles of high-end wine that he couldn't even afford on weekdays disappear into Elmes' stomach.

He felt as bad as if there were no empty seats when he had diarrhea.

"You bastard...I...I..."

After 0.5 seconds of difficult hesitation, a certain Fengshen chose Xiaobu without hesitation and joined.

"This bottle of wine is my bastard!"

"Bring it here!"

So a few minutes later, Yan Fei, who brought the hangover medicine, arrived.

Everything is too late.

Chapter 142: Simplicity is sometimes the purest emotion

Drunks are always the most troublesome creatures at parties.

A drunk can be persuaded, after all, even if a person is crazy, he is only entertaining himself.

But when two drunks get together, there will be a violent chemical reaction like white phosphorus and water, producing several times more destructive power.

Not to mention the fact that one of these two drunks is a god and the other is the sun.

"Oh my god! Two big rock limes, really, how did the Qianyan army manage it, and even put monsters in it."

"Yes, yes, this is too mond, no! It seems that there is an ice slime stacked on top of these two slimes! Look..."

"Oh, it's true, I'm in a good mood today, and I'm here to get rid of these monsters with my own hands."

Gan Yu trembled with chills all over her body, she looked in horror at the two people who came strutting in the strange posture, their faces were flushed and they covered their chests.

"Wait, Elmes, Baba—Master Wendy, please be sober, I am Gan Yu!"

"Ermes swoops!"

But before he finished speaking, Elmes rushed like a tiger descending the mountain. Although Gan Yu tried his best to evade, Elmes hugged her legs.

"Yeah!"

"Wendy, now is the time!"

Elmes shouted with a flushed face.

"No! Help!!"

Gan Yu kept struggling with tears in her eyes, and she might be misunderstood as something yellow in color just by looking at her expression.

"Okay! Watch me Wendy swoop!!!"

Wendy stretched out her hands and drew a chic arc in the air like a bird.

"Caught it! But isn't the slime's hand feeling weird!"

Elmes turned his head to look at Wendy who was hugging him with a motherly face.

Even in the drunk state, he still showed the expression of Brother Fei Fei who ate shit.

"You idiot grab that, stop rubbing my pectoral muscles, it hurts."

Wendy patted the firm chest muscles with a confused face, finally nodded and said clearly.

"Oh, that's why I said why slime is so hard."

And right now.

"That's it."

With a dazzling golden light shining.

A Xuanji door made of rock elements suddenly opened, and Elmes and Wendy, who were clinging to Heisi tightly, were directly pushed out.

The long snow-white hair fluttered in the wind, and the condensed and heroic figure in the platinum cheongsam was as heroic as a queen, speaking in a super-a tone while pulling Gan Yu into her arms.

"Gan Yu, are you okay?"

"It's okay...thank you, Master Ningguang."

Gan Yu's favorability has increased~~

And it seems that the two alcoholics who appeared as villains stared at each other with the same style of painting as the hero of the novel.

Damn, sometimes other people's happiness is really disgusting.

The two scumbags looked at each other, and both saw deep malice in each other's eyes.

When the other party is careless.

Elmes turned his eyes and gave Wendy a sharp look.

you know.

Wendy narrowed her eyes slightly.

Oh~ Do you really want to do this?

A horse, buckle the mud! ! !

Elmes slowly closed his eyes.

It opened suddenly in the next second.

That's right, let's go! ! !

Wendy's pigtails lit up in an instant.

The surrounding wind elements continued to gather, and condensed into a formation at the feet of Ningguang and Ganyu at an extremely fast speed.

"It's just a matter of raising your hand. You are the best secretary I have ever seen. If you encounter difficulties, I will naturally—"

The cheongsam blown from below slapped Ningguang's face.

"What? You, Mrs. Wendy!"

Gan Yu, who possesses immortal-level reflexes, barely held down her clothes, but was still blushing with shame at the opponent's evil behavior.

But the most surprised person was Elmes, his teammate.

"Wow—wait a minute, why are you lifting your skirt?"

Wendy spread her hands and widened her eyes in bewilderment.

"Didn't you tell me to do this?"

Elmes also widened his eyes.

"I want you to fly up and take the slime away!"

Elmes: ......

Wendy:......

Sure enough, the skill of eye contact can only appear in anime.

And at this moment, the skirt that was blown up finally fell down.

The scariest expression ever appeared on the condensed face.

She smiled.

The smile is like a ripe peach in August, so sweet that it makes people instinctively frightened.

There was no light in the open eyes.

Simply neat.

"Well, I killed you."

Elmes & Wendy: ! ! !

Goosebumps all over his body popped up in an instant, and Jiu woke up a little bit from the fright.

Sometimes, direct threats that are pure and unpretentious are the scariest.

"Sack of bridge beans! What happened just now was done by this guy, and has nothing to do with me."

Elmes pushed Wendy out without hesitation.

"You crumb knight!!!"

Of course, Wendy can't sacrifice herself for others.

"This guy ordered me to do it with his eyes. I'm the most innocent one."

"You fart!"

"You're the one who farts!"

Ningguang waved her hands impatiently.

The rocks in the countless golden light arrays began to condense, just like the king's treasure of a street lamp king.

"Wait, there's one more thing!"