People in Mond, arrogant sun, not hated

Elmes held out his hand with a serious face.

"Oh, do you have any last words?"

Wendy poked him secretly.

It is necessary to use props that can restore Ning Guang's favorability in order to save their lives.

Now is not the time to continue adding fuel to the fire.

Elmes nodded and gave him an ok gesture behind his back.

I know.

"Beautiful morning, great festival, on such a beautiful night, why do we fight and kill?"

"Only you, the curse, are not qualified to say this."

"Ningguang, in fact, I have been..."

"It's fine to trick Keqing with a tenderness offensive, don't think you can fool me."

"Tsk...give me your favorite gift, just let me go."

Ning Guang frowned.

Her favorite gift...of course is the simple Mora.

If the other party pays 20 billion, it's not like she can't have a lot of adults.

"I was wrong to think that teasing you was very fun. I have already reflected on this point, and I shouldn't make fun of Beidou with you."

"......continue."

"But in terms of gifts, since you don't lack anything, I can only give you the simplest and most practical things."

Ning Guang narrowed his eyes slightly.

Elmes took out a 【Squeaking Stick】 from his backpack.

Wendy: ┌(.Д.)┐WC! !

Gan Yu: (//Д//) Wow!

Gingguang: ......... (stomach medicine, my stomach medicine...)

"Deluxe version of slime gel stick, 10cm~25cm can be changed at will, press the switch to vibrate strongly, can change temperature and also have the function of adapting to the shape, and there are..."

Elmes quietly pressed a switch and said.

"After the electric crystal is activated, it can support automatic up and down, giving you the happiest and purest convenience and enjoyment."

That serious expression made them realize a terrible thing.

The guy probably wasn't sending this stuff out of mischief.

As if he didn't realize what he was talking about, Elmes stretched out his hand confidently.

"How about it? The contract is reached, Happy Rock Dust Festival!"

Ningguang took three deep breaths in a row, barely letting himself spurt out a mouthful of old blood three feet high.

She clenched her fists and growled loudly with endless rage.

"Happy you watermelon rind, Sinet!"

Chapter 143: Zhongli: Meeting and beating an old friend is also the wear and tear I should experience

"Where did the people of Elmes go..."

Xin Yan's rock music and Chong Yun's singing are still extremely piercing and manic.

Among the crowd who were drinking happily, a certain young samurai who hadn't reached the drinking age casually drank the apple brew in his hand and sighed.

It's so loud in here...his downwind ear won't work at all.

They are going to sail again tomorrow, and they don't know when they will come back next time.

"Get out of the way, out of the way, out of the way!!!"

Suddenly, it was said that Cao Cao Cao Cao had arrived.

Elmes ran over with a boy who smelled of strong wind and smelled of alcohol.

Wan Ye hurriedly patted his shoulder to block him, but was smoked by the other party's alcohol.

Here's how much to drink...

"Why? I'm in a hurry, get out of the way!"

"Tell me what you promised me before, and the knife about Wuxiang..."

"Yeah Kamasi! Now is not the time to talk about this, she wants to chase—oh~~"

From behind Fengyuan Wanye, the Dragon King Hokuto, who was also reeking of alcohol, also tightened Wanye's neck with a bit of drunkenness.

"Boy, why are you still drinking juice here? How old are you and still drinking such childish things?"

"I'm not old enough to drink, big sister, let me go."

While the two of them were interacting, Wendy and Elmes glanced at each other and calculated the difference between the height of these two people and theirs.

Well, basically not too much.

Exactly!

Elmes' expression became resolute in the next second.

He pressed Manyo's shoulder firmly and said word by word.

"Yezi, for you, I brought that person here directly, but... there was a little "little accident", but you don't have to worry about it, you can stop her later and say hello to her up. "

Manyo, who had walked between life and death several times, instinctively felt something bad.

"Wait, are you trying to murder me again?"

"How come? Am I that kind of person? Well, well, she's indeed the person you're looking for. "

"No, no, there is a dangerous voice coming."

But before that, Wendy's illusion had already acted on the two of them.

Let Manyo and Beidou become what they are.

Then Wendy and Elmes stepped forward again, running with the strength of breastfeeding until they disappeared.

"What are these two guys up to?"

Beidou hiccupped with a blushing face, and asked with some doubts.

Wan Ye could only shake his head with a broken face.

"I don't know, wait!"

In the next moment, with that keen killing intent, it pierced the body like a needle.

Following the rubbing sound of metal mopping the floor, a figure slowly came from the darkness.

"Hey, finally stopped hiding? I'm almost reaching the limit of my patience."

Beidou opened his mouth wide, and the wine bottle he was holding tightly fell to the ground for the first time.

There was a cold sweat on Manyo's forehead.

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like you can communicate...

The huge mace made of rock elements shone with a frightening light, making it impossible for anyone to doubt that this stick could smash the skull into pieces.

The originally graceful and elegant face is now covered with blue veins, and the eyes have completely lost their highlights like Dada ducks. The commercial smile that used to make people feel friendly is now as terrifying as a giant beast appearing in the ocean.

Ningguang... That Ningguang, dragging a huge mace that looked heavier than her, walked towards them step by step.

Beidou:? ? ?

Manyo:! ! !

Elmes, you fucking tricked me again! ! !

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"Hmph, the music in this world has become so noisy."

Standing on the high eaves full of style, Mandrill listened to the new generation of explosive rock with a little displeasure.

In a sense, he can be regarded as an old antique, so he can't appreciate this kind of music.

"Hmph, compared to the heavenly sound played by the one from the neighboring country when we were in Dihuazhou, it is just like the noise of crows."

The song of high heaven played by that god can even calm the heart and soul, and dispel the resentment and curse of the demon god.

The reason why he is the only one of the five yakshas in the past is not because his strength is far superior to those of his old friends, but because he was lucky to get a gift from a foreign god.

Recalling the song he heard that day, he suddenly felt empty in his heart, and he also felt a little sigh.

"I don't know when I will be able to listen to it again."

And at this moment, the original fiery rock sound suddenly changed, becoming more manic and full of appeal, which directly broke his original state of mind.

Mandrill: What? ! !

The sharp voice carried a strange electric current constantly passing through the night, and the superb technique made the strange sound that directly hit the soul stab back and forth in the heart like a piston.

The performer is several steps higher than just now.

He quickly stared down.

At this time on the stage, a green figure suddenly appeared and snatched the guitar from Xin Yan's hand, and his fingers kept plucking the strings like phantoms.

The best bard in Teyvat, it's normal to have some rock music.

The audience in the audience kept cheering at a volume several times higher than before. Xin Yan, who was originally dissatisfied because the guitar was taken away, was completely conquered by this kind of music.

This kind of voice is the highest point of her dream!

And beside him, a guy who looked disdainful at first glance was wearing a pair of round sunglasses and playing drums to cooperate with him.

elf:.........

That one is...impossible impossible impossible.

It must be that the effect of the chocolate has not passed the hallucinations.

How could that god suddenly come to Liyue to sing rock and roll?

"Come and listen to my Baba—Wendy's new song, Morax the Stone Man!"

Wendy, who was still not sober, began to scream loudly.

elf:.........

Mandrill's eyes lost their brightness.

Mandrill stopped thinking.

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Feel the breath of the wind.

Zhong Li walked quickly towards a certain direction.

Recalling the last time I met this old friend, it was already hundreds of years ago.

For the Demon God, time really is a blink of an eye.

The alcoholic poet who once ran all the way to find him a drink seemed to be right in front of him.

In the gathering of the Seven Gods thousands of years ago, only their two ancient gods remained in the world.

He cherishes the friendship with this old friend.

So vaguely, as the distance got closer and closer, a little bit of anticipation appeared in my heart.

I haven't seen you for many years, what should I say in the first sentence——

"Morax is a dead-brained guy~~ He never brings money with him when he eats~~ A straight man with a heart of stone is harder than iron~~ Every day he has a paralyzed face~~~"

Under the manic and piercing rock sound, the lyrics and music sung casually by a certain alcoholic kept coming back and forth with Zhongli's eardrums.