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Zhongli:......

Well, it's decided, let's choose that sentence as the first sentence I say to him at the end of the moment.

How about the vicissitudes of the sky?

Hmm...so that's it.

One of the wear and tear he's going through is beating up a drunken, stupid old friend who's causing trouble.

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Chapter 144: The age of man is coming

In this provocative and contagious music, everyone couldn't help wanting to make a fuss.

Elmes was so happy that he put down the drums and danced a mechanical dance that was too far ahead of the times on the stage.

Although Liyueren couldn't appreciate it because it was too old-fashioned, he just felt that the other party was dancing around on the stage, which felt weird.

But when everyone is having fun like this, such a small matter is no longer a big deal.

Xin Yan took out her spare guitar to accompany Wendy.

The heavy cloud had completely ignited, and the sacrificial dance used by alchemists to ward off evil was performed directly on the stage, dancing with a big sword, and the ice crystals sparkled so eye-catching.

Behind him, Xingqiu, who was drenched all over, was completely exhausted.

Chongyun, don't blame me for not stopping you this time.

You are as unstoppable as a mad cow!

Even more outrageous is a certain crispy rice.

As if some strange attribute had been awakened, his whole body suddenly grew bigger, and he forcibly pulled Xiangling onto the stage to perform a strange dance.

It looks so happy.

Zhongli:? ? ?

elf:? ? ?

Grandma Ping passing by:? ? ?

Old man, is your brain finally worn out?

"Keep dancing, keep playing, tonight... cheer me up!!!"

Elmes waved his hands completely, leaving his past and tomorrow behind.

"Oh oh oh oh!!!!"

Looking at the scene that is now as fanatical as a cult, Zhong Li suddenly felt that he was out of place with the surroundings.

Sure enough, the joys and sorrows of man and God are not connected.

"Lord Zhongli..."

A flash of light and shadow flashed, and Mandrill, who was no taller than his shoulders, appeared beside him.

He looked at everything in front of him with the same constipated facial paralysis.

Then he said seriously and seriously.

"Or let's slip away."

Zhong Li shook his head silently.

He still has work to do.

Seeing Zhong Li looking at Barbatos with complicated eyes, Mandrill nodded clearly.

As expected of Mr. Zhongli, he was completely unaffected by the surrounding environment and focused on the immediate matter.

He must have had an important talk with that wind god after the end.

"As expected of Mr. Zhongli."

Zhongli:? ? ?

Mandrill, what are you thinking?

And looking at the two scumbags in the center of the stage who were completely happy, Beidou gasped and got up from Ningguang.

"You guy... are you so difficult to deal with?"

Ning Guang finally woke up from the state of dementia, and she covered her face speechlessly.

What the hell, she shouldn't have gone out on a whim tonight.

Wan Ye, who was involved in the fight between two strong women, is now even more miserable, not to mention his clothes are torn, and there is a bun the size of a steamed bun on his head because of being hit by a stone that is condensed.

At this moment, I just feel extremely tired.

I just wanted to ask a question...

Gan Yu felt that the atmosphere was not right and gradually began to feel awkward.

I think... maybe working overtime is more suitable for me.

But at the same time she turned to run, Elmes who appeared behind her at some point patted his shoulder.

The crooked smile is like a devil.

"It's useless to avoid socializing all the time. The human part of you has already started to get excited. Come and dance with me."

"That... as expected..."

"Yeah Kamasi!"

For Gan Yu's biggest knot, which is similar to the psychological structure of office workers in other places, Elmes adopted his best solution.

Picking up a 500ml bottle of vodka on the table, he hooked Gan Yu's shoulder and poured it in.

"Ah—grrrrrrrrrrr......"

5 minutes later---

"Let's go to work and do everything else, I don't want 007 to work anymore!!!"

For the first time in a thousand years, Gan Yu, who was so drunk as to let go of herself, also blushed and began to eat and drink.

I don't care about fat energy and gaining weight. I want to eat as much as I can.

A washbasin-sized chocolate cake on the table quickly disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, including those super high-calorie creams.

Zhongli:......

I know that different people react differently when drunk, but this child's drunken overeating is also unique, worthy of being a half-immortal beast of Qilin.

But he remembered that Gan Yu's child had a fat-prone physique.

Ugh...hopefully she won't burst into tears tomorrow when she weighs the scales.

Even though he thought so, he didn't stop it.

On the one hand, Gan Yu's current appearance reminded him of the child's appearance when he was a child, and it feels good to be a little fatter.

The flip side is that letting her relax once in a while is a good thing.

And Mandrill who was standing beside him suddenly felt his back go cold, instinctively feeling that danger was about to happen.

"Lord Zhongli, take my leave for now."

He quickly flew into the air with the help of elemental force, and a few salted fish stabbed and ran out with all their strength.

"I knew you were here, don't try to escape!"

Elmes jumped forward with a step ahead of time, and hugged Mandrill's thigh forcefully, causing him to fall to the ground with a snap.

"Come... drink! Drink as much... as much as you want!!!"

The smell of wine is so strong!

But Mandrill won't be bullied like Gan Yu.

He planned to escape from the shackles by running the fairy art.

"What are you running around, isn't it rare to meet your savior? I remember what you said... Oh, if you want to let go of everything and dance to the flute of Huazhou, isn't this a great opportunity? ?”

Mandrill twitched the corner of his mouth suddenly, and he turned his head to look at Wendy who was playing rock and roll vigorously.

Although this is indeed the case, it is completely different from what I thought!

Dancing Jingyao Nuo dance with rock sound?Altman didn't even dare to play like this.

Allow me to say no! ! !

"Drill~ Didn't you promise me before, plus I've helped you so many times before, why don't you come to support me~~"

elf:(@_@;)......

The number of times you helped me may not be as much as the fraction you cheated on me.

But looking at the stupid look of this idiot, recalling what the other party did for him, Mandrill sighed helplessly.

Think of it as a double report...

Elmes suddenly spoke with a smirk.

"If you don't come, I'll make Wendy pretend to be you and do a pole dance."

elf:.........

Take a deep breath, calm down, take a deep breath mandrill.

Trembling, he put on his mask.

seriously.

Now he really really really wants to kill this bastard with a single shot.

5 minutes later......

Looking at the Yasha, the law protector who was forced to open in front of him.

Zhong Li's expression rarely collapsed.

Now he already felt that the whole Liyue was out of tune with him.

Could it be... Could it be...

He, Morax, is finally behind the times.

The will to retire has grown stronger.

Sure enough... the age of man is coming.

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Chapter 145: Complete happiness does not seem to exist

As the darkness in the sky gradually deepened.

The people who were intoxicated by the festive joy and enthusiasm for music finally felt tired, and the Liyue people who were not used to nightlife left one by one.

Fengshen's crazy rock and roll gradually subsided as the number of viewers dwindled.

Finally, the banquet and rock dust festival came to an end with the coming of the next day amidst laughter and laughter.

At this moment, applause full of affirmation sounded.

Zhongli applauded the drummer appreciatively.

Even after sleeping for so many years, the music level of the gods of neighboring countries has not lagged behind or decreased.

He is indeed the god of music.

"Huh? Although I don't mind this title, but I'm considered Fengshen."

Zhongli: ...

You don't mind at all do you?