Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"This question is really outrageous."

"Great God: Nima, the thief killed me!"

From the perspective of a Taoist professional, Jiang Yun thought about this issue carefully, and said, "Poverty Dao feels that Erxiangfoil is very similar to the picture of Shanhe Sheji."

"If you really throw a piece of two-way foil at Honghuang, I feel that you should be a boy who gives money to the gods of Honghuang."

The water friend who raised this question was stunned at the time. He originally thought it would be a dimensionality reduction blow, but he didn't expect it to be a rich boy.

But think about it, the Taoist priest's answer does make some sense.

"Isn't two-way foil a routine operation for gods? I often see plots such as monsters, ghosts and people sealed into paintings in novels."

"Great God of the Desolation: I lost it. Whose Zhou Tian Xing Dou array disk is lost?"

When Jiang Yun saw that the number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded [-], he stood up, tidied his clothes, and said, "Okay, let's stop chatting here today, let's start practicing Tai Chi."

"One set of Tai Chi every day can lead to a healthy life for 50 years and a lifetime of sexual happiness."

Boom!Boom!Boom!

As soon as he made a gesture, he heard a knock on the door of Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Xiao Bai was so frightened that his whole body trembled, and even his tail exploded.

The female fan in the live broadcast room was sad.

"Damn it, the Taoist priest actually hid someone in the Taoist temple, I'm broken in love!"

"Looking at Xiaobai's reaction, the people in the Taoist temple should not be human."

"It's broad daylight, so it won't be haunted?"

"Eat melons rationally, last time we took Xiaobai as a ghost."

Jiang Yun scratched his head, but he couldn't figure out why there was a knock on the door in the Taoist temple.

After the door opened, the golden monkey Yue Ban was standing inside with a depressed expression.

"Why are you in there?" Jiang Yun asked in confusion.

"Squeak."

Moon Ban called and waved.

"You mean, you stepped on the dead tree outside and jumped in, and then found that there was no one in the Taoist temple, and you couldn't jump out, so you had to knock on the door?"

"Squeak!"

"You say you are unlucky, can you go the right way next time, every time you act like a thief." Jiang Yun rubbed Yueban's head and scolded with a smile.

The water friends in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief, they are no longer surprised.

"As we all know, the anchor's language talent is amazing, animal language level ten, can communicate with any animal barrier-free."

"New fan, ask me, why is there a golden monkey in the Taoist temple?"

"What is Yueban doing here this time? Is he still begging for water?"

Jiang Yun looked at the depressed Ban Yue, and comforted him: "Okay, next time I will live broadcast, I will not close the door, and I will go to the Taoist temple to fetch water for you."

"Squeak!"

Yue Ban shook his head, it came to Jiang Yun's teapot, and took out a ginseng from its armpit.

It took a teacup, held the cup in one hand and ginseng in the other, and made a gesture of exchange.

As soon as Pindao got it, he brewed two pots of high-grade spiritual tea, and he hadn't warmed it up in his hands. Where did you get the news, why did you come here early in the morning to drink tea?

Jiang Yun saw a lot of moss on Yueban's body, and he suddenly thought carefully and felt scared.

Your sister, this monkey, didn't squat on the wall last night, spying on me all the time, did he?

The netizens in the live broadcast room sighed again.

"This Wudang Mountain is really outstanding. Even monkeys know how to trade ginseng for tea."

"The monkey in Huaguo Mountain: Peeping in the dark, I hope no one mentions me this time."

"Why do I feel that Tianyuan Taoist Temple is co-branding an event with the local zoo? There are really all kinds of animals."

[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials] Reward a rocket with a message: "Master Daoist, it seems that what I gave you in the middle of the month is [-]-year-old wild ginseng, which is very valuable!"

"If you don't want it, I'll take a plane to the Taoist temple and exchange it with the top-grade Dahongpao."

"Good morning Mr. Ma, Mr. Ma is confused!"

"I lost it. Last time the cobra dumped a panax notoginseng. This time the golden monkey gave wild ginseng. How many good things are there in the mountains?"

"I suddenly want to go to Wudang Mountain to dig medicinal materials, and the opportunity to get rich is right in front of me."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, wanting to cry but not crying.

How should I explain to the water friends that Pindao's top-grade spiritual tea is really not an ordinary tea, and that tea is definitely more expensive than ten-year-old wild ginseng!

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Chapter 31 Enlightenment (please collect, please recommend tickets)

Forget it, just a pot of tea.

Jiang Yun nodded and said, "Okay, okay, the wild ginseng is left behind, and the tea is yours."

"But you can't drink here. There are futons at the entrance of the Taoist temple. You can sit there and drink. Don't interfere with my Tai Chi practice."

Yue Ban happily hugged the teapot and teacup, and sat down on the futon in front of the Taoist temple, sipping tea carefully.

Tsk tsk tsk ~ ah!

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw Yue Ban sipping tea, and many of them suddenly felt insulted.

"National Treasure knows how to drink tea better than me."

"If my mother is in the live broadcast room, she will definitely say that I am not as good as this monkey."

"[Laughing and crying] I am the same. I have been drinking tea like a cow drinking water since I was a child. My mother has always scolded me for spoiling good tea."

"Calm down, we ordinary people, how can we compete with the national treasure!"

Jiang Yun came to the middle of the small square in front of the Taoist temple, and he said to the drone camera: "Last time, the poor Taoist taught the wild horses to divide their manes and the white cranes to spread their wings. Today, we should learn to walk around knees and waving pipas."

"Nowadays people like to lie on the bed when they have nothing to do. If you practice these two tricks more, you can really move your hands and feet joints effectively."

Most of the water friends in the live broadcast room followed Jiang Yun to practice honestly.

Although most people don't expect to be able to achieve anything by themselves, they all have a glimmer of hope in their hearts.

What if he is a legendary martial arts genius with amazing bones and a one-in-a-kind martial arts talent?

Even if it is not, it can still exercise, which is really not a loss!

After the water friends learned the left and right cuddling knee step and waving the pipa, they followed Jiang Yun to practice Tai Chi four or five times.

Many people were panting from exhaustion, and their backs were completely wet with sweat.

"Fuck, I actually persisted."

"How come Tai Chi is the same as my wife's? It looks light and light, but if you really master it, it will kill half your life."

"The Daoist Master has finished practicing Tai Chi, and I have also finished practicing Tai Chi. After equal substitutions, I am almost the same as the Daoist Master."

"I was practicing Tai Chi on the bed with the anchor, and the bed was covered with sweat. My partner thought I wet the bed [black face]."

After Jiang Yun taught Taijiquan, he turned his head and saw that Yue Ban had finished drinking the pot of high-grade spiritual tea, and was sitting on the futon, looking at himself thoughtfully.

This monkey, what are you looking at? Could it be that it also wants to learn Taijiquan?

Impossible, impossible. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it was forbidden for animals to become spirits. If they learned Tai Chi, they would become monsters.

Jiang Yun entered the room, and after taking the Enlightenment Pill, he brewed a pot of high-grade spiritual tea for himself again.

After drinking the tea, he felt dry and hot all over, the essence in his blood boiled, and he also had a strange feeling in his heart.

That feeling is so mysterious that it cannot be described in words.

"Everyone in the water, I have realized something in my poor heart. I will practice Taijiquan again. Wait a moment, everyone." After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he began to practice Taijiquan on his own.

He closed his eyes, and could clearly feel the legendary dantian heating up.

now.

The essence of the whole body is pouring into the dantian through the seven meridians and eight meridians.

For the first time, the water friends in the live broadcast room saw Jiang Yun make a full shot.

Taijiquan, which is fast and slow, is combined with the sound of tigers and leopards produced when punching, giving people a strong sense of visual impact.

"Isn't this Tai Chi too?"

"Why does Daoist perform Tai Chi, not only can he make punching sounds, but he can also make afterimages."

"Although it's not the first time I've seen Daoist make a move, I still feel very shocked."

"My dad was going to scold me for not doing my job properly, but now he is watching the Daoist priest boxing with me."

[Broken Mo Sao Ke] Reward a super power warning, with a message: The anchor is awesome.

[An old color critic] Reward a rocket, with a message: From today on I will quit smoking and drinking, and I will practice Tai Chi with the Taoist priest.

[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials] Reward 10 hyperspace warships, with a message: Can the Taoist master take time to come to Hangzhou and give me advice?

"10 hyperspace warships, Mr. Ma is so confused!"

"President Ma is domineering, is this the happiness of rich people?"

"Tiger Fish doesn't have a live broadcast room that is more popular than this one. The eldest brother is actually the top ten richest people in the country."

Jiang Yun was doing Taijiquan, but his spiritual consciousness was floating in the sky above Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

The doubts that arose during more than 20 years of practice began to torment his heart. What is Tao?

He looked up at the sky, but found nothing. He looked down at the small Tianyuan Taoist temple, but saw that he was unconsciously doing Tai Chi.

All things return to one, the three thousand ways, time, space, and fate do not exist in me, and all worlds are only me, then Da Luocheng is formed.

A flash of spiritual light flashed across his mind, and Jiang Yun had an epiphany, and his consciousness returned to his physical body.

just now.

From enlightenment, there is only a layer of window paper left.

And the opportunity to pierce the window paper is Tai Chi.

When the opportunity comes, one's personal cultivation will go further, and the sea will be vast from now on; if the opportunity is not there, in this life, people may not be able to understand it, and people will be trapped to death in this realm.

Jiang Yun was practicing Taijiquan. He recalled the feeling just now, and murmured to himself: "My heart is towards the Tao. Since the Tao is me, I will be the Tao. I am detached from the outside world, and my mind wanders into the void."

"The Tao of the Tao, I am the Tao, the Tao is my body, the Tao surrounds the body three thousand times, the three thousand avenues and thousands of small avenues, the Tao moves with it, the Dao of the Tao."

"Tao transforms into thousands, body transforms into myriad worlds, the Tao follows the heart, the Tao of Tao, three thousand Taos transform into thousands of Taos incarnate in the heart, I am the Tao, and the Tao is me."

The strong wind generated by his fist seemed to sweep away in all directions, the crape myrtle tree in front of the Taoist temple kept shaking, and the petals fell one after another, soon covering the small square.

Although the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't understand what Jiang Yun was talking about, they could see it.

The endless petals rise or fall, gather or disperse with Jiang Yun's punching movements.

This kind of scene is only seen in Xianxia dramas, and it is almost unheard of in real life.

Many water friends gritted their teeth and slapped themselves to make sure that they were not dreaming.

"Can someone explain to me what is going on here?"

"The sound of fists is like thunder, and the shadows of falling flowers follow. It's really incredible."

"Have you noticed that the small square in front of the Taoist temple is a Tai Chi Eight Diagrams paved with black and white stone bricks. No matter how the anchor performs Tai Chi, his feet are standing in the center of the Tai Chi Eight Diagrams."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang] Reward a treasure map with a message: "It seems that I can't hide it anymore, stop pretending, I have a showdown, I am the newly appointed old master."

"Tianyuan Taoist Temple is exactly the Conferred God Platform in ancient legends, and the innate gossip map that the Taoist priest stepped on is actually a Fengshui formation."

"Looking at the direction of the gossip, combined with the surrounding terrain, if my guess is correct, the formation should be the legendary Ascension Immortal Formation."

"Hiding the wind and gathering energy, there were gossip to determine Fengshui before, and the mountains and rivers covered the universe. Don't think that junior is powerful. In fact, after living in that Taoist temple for a long time, even a dog can fly up."

Many water friends in the live broadcast room nodded thoughtfully.

"Thank you, Heavenly Master, for clearing up the confusion."