Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Thank you Heavenly Master for clarifying the confusion!"

"Thanks to the old heavenly master for clarifying the confusion, I didn't expect the Taoist priest to be just a junior in the eyes of the old heavenly master!"

"Suddenly I have self-confidence, and I feel that I can soar in my lifetime."

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[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang] Seeing that the emotions of the water friends in the live broadcast room have risen almost, the corners of his mouth are slightly raised.

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang] Reward a treasure map with a message: Hahaha, I laughed so hard, I haven’t graduated from junior high school yet, I was just talking nonsense, you actually believe what I said!

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Chapter 32 Everyone still has to believe in science (ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a monthly ticket)

Many water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room were numb at that time. They suddenly felt that the society was dangerous, and they were still a little young.

"Did that guy leak the secret, but I am too embarrassed to admit it?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "You little guy is very spiritual. This Heavenly Master thinks you have the qualifications of a great emperor."

"Actually, I am the ancient Emperor of Heaven. What I am best at is following my words. In my previous life, I fought against my mortal enemy. I was careless. I didn't dodge it. I was attacked and killed by someone. I had no choice but to reincarnate."

"Give me 2000 yuan, let me buy a jar of elixir, and I will make you immortal immediately."

"So that's it, I've been taught, what's your card number?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "You are taught by a fart, I am fooling you (the dog's head saves his life)."

Some people who watched the exchange between the two in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

"Hahahaha, it's really funny!"

"I remembered an ancient joke, I, Qin Shihuang, pay money, and I will make you a general!"

"Comrade police, please pay more attention to that guy, that kind of person is the easiest to be deceived, hahaha!"

"Quickly ask that guy to download the APP of the National Anti-Fraud Center, how can there be such a stupid person!"

"Taught, but not fully taught, please forgive me for laughing unkindly."

After the two live treasures made a fuss, the original serious atmosphere in the live broadcast room disappeared.

After Jiang Yun threw a punch, he let out a long breath, sat cross-legged on the square, made seals with his hands, and began to recite the Taoist scriptures he had comprehended over the years.

"All dharmas are created by the mind, all causes and conditions arise, and all causes and conditions cease."

"The sun, the moon and the galaxy, the heaven, the earth, the sky, and the Taoism of the world all have the same origin."

"Lingmiao Qiantong rides the wind, Tai Chi is mysterious and empty, as if it is quiet and clear."

"Tao follows nature, don't complain, don't get confused, don't care about, don't hesitate, life is like a stream, it will move forward in the end, you should let nature take its course."

He looked inside his dantian, and found that the essence gathered in the meridians in his body was divided into several black or white breaths, which began to condense together.

Black and white breaths are entangled together, turning into a mass of turbulent mist, like a tsunami, the waves soar to the sky!

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw that the crape myrtle petals began to circle around Jiang Yun one after another, and they refused to disperse for a long time, and they felt that something was wrong again.

"Fuck, why does this kind of plot that only appears in movies often happen to the anchor."

"No way, no way, no way is there really internal power in this world?"

"Isn't it normal to become a monk and cultivate your internal strength? [The dog's head saves life]."

"When the Taoist master finishes training, I must question him, whoever said that there are no gods in this world, isn't he a god?"

"Hey, I want to worship the Taoist priest as my teacher, and it won't work if anyone stops me, unless my dad whips me with a belt."

"Well, it seems that the events of 99 can't be hidden at all. I have a showdown. Daoist Priest and I actually became immortals through cultivation."

"Come on, where is the Bureau of Secrecy, how can you leak things from 99?"

"[Goutou Baosheng], didn't we go to fight aliens in 99?"

The incident in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room was a bit fierce, and even alarmed the Tiger Fish official.

The editor-in-chief of the operation department used his connections to contact the Wudang faction, set up a column live broadcast room, and refuted the rumors.

Outdoor editor-in-chief Wu Tong went to the battle in person, and remotely interviewed Wudang disciple Chen Shilei.

"Hi Daochang Chen, you are an orthodox Wudang descendant, how do you explain the vision in Daochang Jiang's live broadcast room?"

"First of all, I am very responsible to say that Daoist Jiang is not cultivating immortals. There are no immortals in this world. Everyone must believe in science."

"As we all know, when a practitioner reaches a certain level of cultivation, a burst of qi will be generated in the body. That qi is called internal force. Many people in history have reached that state from cultivation."

"It's just that cultivation pays attention to talent. The number of people known to be able to cultivate internal strength in the contemporary era does not exceed double digits."

"Jiang Daochang is indeed the first genius of my Taoism in thousands of years. It is really gratifying to cultivate inner strength at a young age!"

"Did the audience in the live broadcast room hear it? Everyone has to believe in science. Immortal cultivation only exists in legends. We can't give up our lives for illusory things."

After Wu Tongju finished summarizing, he began to chat with Taoist Master Chen Shilei about the origin of Taoism.

After listening to the rumors in the column live broadcast room, the water friends suddenly realized, but after they returned to Jiang Yun's live broadcast room, they saw countless falling flowers slowly rotating around Jiang Yun, and they fell into confusion again.

This……

It's not that we don't want to believe in science, but that this live broadcast room really doesn't talk about science!

Until more than twelve o'clock at noon.

Jiang Yun finally understood, and he said: "Humans are naturally, and they are at ease. Taoism, human law, and nature are all one. Why do we need to separate them?"

at this time.

The cloud of mist in his dantian was also like Tai Chi, spinning slowly and gradually returning to calm.

The petals of the crape myrtle that had been spinning in the air finally fell, and whoever was surprised to find it in the live broadcast room.

Those petals actually formed a Taiji pattern, even with yin and yang eyes.

"Fuck, I feel that the Taoist priest has re-deduced the earth fire feng shui."

"The weather is turbulent, my Dao is prosperous, and the Daomen is prosperous, right in front of me!"

"Master Dao, won't you give us an explanation?"

"I didn't eat lunch and stayed with the anchor all the time. I just wanted to know what he realized."

"Daoist, if you don't give me an explanation, I will die with regret!"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage message in the live broadcast room, scratched his head, thought for a while, and said solemnly: "Everyone, you must believe in science!"

"Pimpedao, if I use the method of materialist dialectics to think about cultivation, I won't be sitting upright from the morning until now, hiss, my butt is numb."

Facing this answer, the water friends in the live broadcast room were somewhat dumbfounded.

"Anchor, I want to explain, stop laughing haha!"

"I beg the priest to say something we don't understand."

"Daozhang, do you dare to be more perfunctory?"

Jiang Yun looked at the noisy water friends, and he suddenly felt a lot of pressure: "I have been practicing for more than 20 years, and I can be considered a professional. I just talked about it a little deeper, and you really don't understand it." !"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were unrelenting.

"Anchor, I am a high-achieving student who graduated from 985, just say, I don't believe I don't understand."

"I'm also a postdoctoral fellow anyway, who do you look down on, Daoist?"

"If you don't understand it, you don't understand it. You just need to talk about it, otherwise I will die in peace."

Jiang Yun had no choice but to say: "Lucky luck can change the virtual and the real, and the way of widening and transforming all things will last forever."

"Lingmiao Qiantong rides the wind, Tai Chi is mysterious and empty, as if it is quiet and clear."

"From the abyss to the good, the Tao grows to the shadow."

"Dear water friends, do you understand?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were silent at the same time. Although they understood every word Jiang Yun said, after connecting them together, what the hell is that?

"Daozhang, you didn't lie to us, did you?"

"Anchor, please translate for us, what is Li Yuan Shang Shan, Dao Sheng Xiang Ying."

"That's right, translate, translate, or else I'll die with my eyes closed."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage and said sincerely: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, the poor Taoist swears by the Sanqing, the meaning of that sentence is actually to believe in science."

The water friends in the live broadcast room spurted out a mouthful of 82-year-old blood almost at the same time, and they posted a barrage at the same time rather helplessly.

"Master Dao, what you're doing is bullying us for being uneducated. It's really too much."

"Master Dao, what you're doing is bullying us for being uneducated. It's really too much."

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chapter 33

It is recorded in ancient books that when the internal force is scattered on the body surface, the speed and power of the attack can be greatly enhanced, and when it returns to the Dantian and circulates in the meridians, it can heal the wound and calm the energy.

In short, it is slightly different from the description in the martial arts drama, but the overall difference is not big.

Jiang Yun used his internal strength to perform two Taijiquan moves casually. His Taoist robe fluttered and his palms swirled, causing flowers to fall all over the ground.

The flowers rise and fall, the flowers scatter, and a strong sense of immortality immediately rushes to the face!

The water friends in the live broadcast room, regardless of gender, fell into obsession on the spot.

"No, no, I can't watch the live broadcast anymore, or I will lick the screen."

"Once I see the Taoist leader, I will miss my whole life. I will not marry the Taoist leader in this life."

"Male fan, I'm in love with the host now, is it normal for me?"

"Is this the aura of a school of masters?"

"The anchor really satisfies all my imagination of a martial arts master."

Just punching, I can't test the use of internal strength.

Jiang Yun rolled his eyes, and suddenly found the stone pillar that he had split in half with his sword two days ago.

This is a good thing, the texture of granite is quite hard, and now each half weighs about thirty catties.

The size is right, the weight is right, just to test the internal strength.

Jiang Yun grabbed half of the stone pillar and threw it into the air.

"rise!"

With a little tiptoe, he flew up into the air, wrapped his left leg with internal energy, and slashed towards the stone pillar.

Between lightning and flint.

The stone pillar that was still spinning in mid-air was split in half by this kick.

After Jiang Yun landed lightly, he shook his white Taoist robe and found that under the inner force wrap, not to mention that his legs were not injured, even his clothes didn't get any stone chips.

Well!

Why does it feel that something is wrong? Masters of martial arts dramas like Jin Yong and Gu Long in the last century, have they ever seen others use internal force?

At least, some of them have seen it, otherwise how could it be written so vividly.

[-]% of the water friends in the live broadcast room saw Jiang Yun's kick in the air, breaking half of the stone pillar, and they were quite calm.

The jaws of the remaining [-]% ​​who had practiced martial arts almost dropped in shock, especially those who practiced taekwondo and often jumped up and kicked thin wooden boards.