Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The virus is afraid of heat and prefers the cold. With the colder weather and the inaction of foreign countries, there are now epidemic counterattacks in many places in China.

There is also a situation in Wudang Mountain, so after discussing with several elderly people in Jiangjia Village, they decided to close the village without doing anything.

"Xiaoyun, don't run around after you come back, stay in the Taoist temple honestly, we can't help the country, so don't make trouble." Village head Jiang tried his best to persuade.

Jiang Yun scratched the back of his head, smiled and nodded in agreement.

After the two chatted for a while, the village head Jiang was about to let Jiang Yun into the village for a meal, chatting about family matters.

All the checkpoints to enter the village were lifted. Police officer Jiang Dajiang often honked his car horn. He got out of the car wearing a mask and his face was dark.

"Da Jiang, you came at a good time. You invited old Taoist Zhang down. The three of you went to my house together. I have been there for a long time. Your aunt has already started killing chickens. Let's have a good drink today." Village head Jiang warmly invited.

Officer Jiang Dajiang waved his hands, and said with anger in his voice, "Xiaoyun, I have some bad news for you."

"Just now my colleague took Brother Haha for a nucleic acid test. That guy's nucleic acid test was positive. Although there is a possibility of false positives, for safety reasons, everyone who has contact with him has to be quarantined."

"Hey, quarantine for fifteen days. I will drive back to the bureau to report, and then go to the quarantine point in the bureau. This is not far from Tianyuan Taoist temple. You and Taoist Zhang will go to the Taoist temple for isolation."

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, and the village head Jiang silently stepped back a few steps. He directed the villagers to put back the checkpoint that had just been raised.

The middle-aged man in the black car also rolled up the windows silently. He ignited the ignition, released the handbrake, stepped on the clutch, put in gear, stepped on the accelerator, and released the clutch in one go.

Turning the steering wheel, the black car took a big turn, turned around and plunged into the mountain with dust, without any hesitation.

The awareness of epidemic prevention is indeed ridiculously high.

"The Patriarch of the Three Qing Dynasty is here, the disciple is swearing, don't blame me." Jiang Yun pinched the formula in his hand and said angrily: "That foreign guy really doesn't understand the rules, it's too much."

"Pindao returns to the Taoist temple today. You must do it. You must do it. Cut off your lifespan and turn your luck. If the Taoist master doesn't show his power, will you treat me like a sick cat?"

Police officer Jiang Dajiang couldn't help shivering when he saw Jiang Yun gnashing his teeth.

Although he has to believe in science, there are some things that he really can't explain clearly.

When he graduated from the police academy and was assigned to Wudang Mountain, he had just dealt with Taoist Chisong, and his mentality was a bit high. He kept talking about feudal superstition, and finally offended the Taoist priest.

In a fit of rage, Taoist Chisong took a photo in front of police officer Jiang Dajiang, asked him his birthday on the spot, and did it directly, cutting off police officer Jiang Dajiang's luck for a year.

Police Officer Jiang didn't take it seriously at first, but in that year, no matter whether it was introduced by the old comrades in the bureau or the blind dates introduced by his family, he had no chance with him, and most of them didn't even meet each other.

Even going on a blind date, even if it was introduced by the matchmaker, I only met once, and didn't even meet the second.

Since then, police officer Jiang Dajiang has realized that to believe in science, he would rather believe in what is there than in what is not.

He bought two bottles of good wine, brought four or five good dishes, and personally went to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to serve him softly. After Taoist Chisong had a good drink, he continued his luck for Police Officer Jiang.

Strange to say, the next day after that incident, police officer Jiang Dajiang had an affair with a policewoman in the bureau, and they got married in less than three months, and now their children can play soy sauce.

"Xiaoyun, don't be fooled. If you do this to cut off people's life expectancy and peach blossom luck, it will damage your own luck."

Jiang Yun smiled and said: "Brother Dajiang, don't worry, my master has already said that I have a special constitution, and the six dharmas do not touch my body. As long as my heart is righteous and I don't mess around, there will be no major problems."

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Chapter 150 The First Day of Quarantine

"Da Jiang, wait, why don't you drive Xiao Yun and Taoist Zhang back to Tianyuan Taoist Temple?" Village Chief Jiang shouted wearing a mask.

He waved his hand behind him, and four big men in full armor rushed out of the village after lifting the switch card and holding the guy in their hands.

"Don't talk nonsense, open the door!"

"Fuck, there are Zhoushan cobras and wild boars?"

The voices of the four originally imposing men changed at that moment. They slammed the car door and almost ran away in fright.

Brother Snake poked his head out quite depressed, and kept shaking his head. It could be seen that it was shaken badly just now.

Jiang Yun, Mr. Zhang and police officer Jiang Dajiang were all speechless. How should we explain this?

"Da Jiang, you should open the trunk." Village Chief Jiang said helplessly.

Seeing that the car door was closed tightly, the four big men returned with confidence. They stuffed the trunk of the car with fresh meat and vegetables.

"There are a lot of people in the Taoist temple now, so I need to prepare some food. Dajiang, you drive the two Taoist priests. After the things are packed, you hurry up and don't stay in this scourge of the village."

"Xiao Yun, don't worry, Tianyuan Taoist Temple is also a member of Jiangjia Village. If you are short of food, you can call and I will send someone to the door of the Taoist Temple for you." The card was put back.

Holding Guan Gong's broadsword, he continued to guard the entrance of the village.

Seeing this scene, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but feel a great deal of affection for Village Chief Jiang.

"Fuck, the village head is really a fastidious person!"

"Although the village chief of our village is not bad, compared with Jiang village chief, he is indeed a notch lower."

"I didn't even ask for money, so I threw the vegetables over. Some people went to the Taoist temple to kick the hall, and the village chief took the villagers to the town hall. Where should such a village chief find [Tearful Eyes]?"

"The village head is worthy of being a good friend of Chisong Road Chief. He is a good person, and I think he can get along with him."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang drove Jiang Yun to the entrance of the Taoist temple.

beep beep beep~~

The car's big horn rang twice, and three people and three little guys got out of the car.

Two afterimages, one black and one yellow, jumped out of the Taoist temple immediately.

Hou Er and Xiao Hei happily came to Jiang Yun, and when they saw Brother Snake and Zhu Zhu behind Jiang Yun, they petrified on the spot.

Although the expressions of the two guys were quite resentful, they couldn't hold back from wagging their tails crazily.

Jiang Yun scratched his head, he really didn't expect this to happen, and didn't know what to say for a while.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were almost bleeding from Hou Er and Xiao Heimeng.

"A look of resentment, but the tail is a little expectant, and I feel a little wronged, Daoist, why don't you hurry up and coax them both."

"Hou Er and Xiao Hei: Daoist, are you still human? You cheated outside and raised two guys. Have you considered our feelings?"

"Why do I feel that those two little guys are the same as my dog? After I went back late, my dog ​​also spit out sweet smells and cursed, but his tail kept wagging."

"The tail reveals the true psychological reactions of Hou Er and Xiao Hei, but if they want to remain arrogant, the Taoist leader should coax them for a long time."

Guo Ming and Chen Shilei came out of the house, and when they saw the police car, they frowned.

"Brother Jiang, what's going on? Why did you come back in a police car?"

"Hey, why did you bring back a Zhoushan cobra and a wild boar, little uncle, are you abducting and selling nationally protected animals on the mountain again?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, true punishment, Brother Jiang, don't worry, you can accept the reform of the country, and I will visit you when I have free time to practice."

Jiang Yun looked at those two guys, and was almost about to use thunder to strike people.

Hey, I am a law-abiding three-good Taoist priest. Why do you two say that I am the same as Er Liuzi who went into the mountain and was arrested? Can you think of a better place?

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun took his hiking bag out of the car, and the old man said with displeasure, "What nonsense are you two talking about?"

"The pigs and cobras were stung by wasps on the mountain, and the old man wants to take them down the mountain to check their health. How can they be sentenced to death?"

"Don't talk about it, hurry up and take the herbs in the car and the vegetables and meat given by the village head into the Taoist temple. We will all be quarantined for fifteen days."

Guo Ming and Chen Shilei were in a daze at the time, why did they have to be quarantined when they went to the mountain without any problems?

After the two of them asked the reason clearly, they cursed inwardly, and began to carry vegetables into the Taoist temple.

Jiang Yun put down Xiao Bai, squatted down, rubbed the heads of Hou Er and Xiao Hei, and explained with some helplessness: "Those two little guys are staying at the Taoist temple temporarily, you are not allowed to fight."

"Everyone must stick to the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence, do you know that?"

"Ho Ho Ho Ho~~"

"Hiss hiss~~"

The monkey nodded and thumped its chest. After showing its status, it showed a big smile.

Xiao Hei looked at Brother Snake curiously, and as soon as it leaned over, Brother Snake hid directly behind Zhuzhu, opened his mouth nervously, and roared twice.

Jiang Yun was helpless, and he reaffirmed the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence of Tianyuan Taoist Temple to Zhuzhu and Brother Snake.

After all the little guys listened, he started to help, moving things into the Taoist temple.

After moving everything, police officer Jiang Dajiang drove away from the Taoist temple and returned to the isolation point in the bureau.

Jiang Yun and Mr. Zhang brought a few little guys from Tianyuan Taoist Temple to the backyard of Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

While the backyard was still busy, there was movement in the front yard.

Little Senior Sister Bai Jing took the flute, came back from the outside, went straight to the left wing of the front yard, changed into casual clothes, and put on an apron.

She came out of the room and was about to go to the backyard to cook, but bumped into Jiang Yun face to face: "Jiang Daochang, are you back from the mountains?"

Jiang Yun looked at little senior sister Bai Jing with a dazed expression.

When did a female lay priest come to my Taoist temple?

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the two and became sour on the spot.

"That bitch looks like little senior sister Bai Jing. Little senior sister Bai Jing has been posting a long video some time ago. Could it be that the two of them..."

"What's the situation? Does the Taoist want to announce his love affair?"

"My girl doesn't believe it. Their relationship will never get my blessing. I'm broken in love, woo woo woo!"

After Guo Ming and Chen Shilei saw the two of them, they pulled Jiang Yun aside to explain.

During the time that Miss Bai Jing lived in the Taoist temple, she was always in charge of cooking.

Guo Ming originally wanted to tell Jiang Yun about this matter, but after eating the meals cooked by Chen Shilei and Miss Bai Jing, he changed his mind on the spot and decided to keep the matter a secret.

What's the matter to wait for Jiang Yun to come back, anyway, he doesn't want to eat dark food any more during this period of time.

"Brother Jiang, I hope you can understand me as a patient. The food cooked by Daoist Chen can only be said to be edible." Guo Ming said pitifully.

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, and he sighed, even if it is a Taoist temple of the Quanzhen sect, it would not refuse a female layman to stay overnight.

I am not a super stubborn old antique, how could I refuse such a good thing as a girl coming to stay overnight?

What's more, it's Miss Bai Jing, a partner, who came to discuss cooperation. It's too much to leave her in the Taoist temple for a week. If you are angry, are you still human?

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Chapter 151

Little Senior Sister Bai Jing came to Tianyuan Taoist Temple this time. Apart from being a die-hard fan and wanting to meet Jiang Yun himself, all she had to do was to sign a formal contract.

During this period of time, after the continuous hot searches on various platforms and the vigorous promotion of Tiger Fish's official website, Jiang Yun's popularity on the entire network has reached a terrifying level.

The accumulated likes of all videos on the entire network have exceeded one billion, which is nothing short of a miracle.

"Master Dao, I feel that the [-]% split we talked about last time was too much, so I want to modify the split method, and formally sign a contract by the way to reach a cooperative relationship."

"Bai Layman, do you mean [-] cents?"

Miss Bai Jing shook her head. She stretched out two fingers and said calmly, "Two percent, Daoist, you really don't understand how popular you are. I only take two percent of the net income."

"Now the whole network pirates your video, claiming to be an exclusive authorization, and there are many people with a monthly income of more than [-], and they are also involved in external networks. All these need to protect their rights."

"Jiang Daochang, I hope to help you set up an operation account on each platform. You produce the material, I edit it, and we cooperate. I only keep [-]% of the proceeds. What do you think?"

Jiang Yun scratched his head in embarrassment, and only gave his partners [-]% of the share, isn't it a bit too picky?

"Master Dao, your name is now a big IP. As long as it is in operation, it will really attract money. I am just an editor, and I am satisfied with getting [-]% of the income. What is bothering me now is those who steal videos. .”

"Don't worry about stealing the video. Pindao has a few good friends in the legal field. I can ask them in a few days." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

"Master Daoist, you are not talking about Lawyer Zhang Weiwei, are you?"

"How is it possible? It's Mr. Luo, the Mr. Luo who Zhang San must die."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, Miss Bai Jing gasped, and her eyelids jumped wildly.

This way of defending rights is more or less ruthless!

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also shocked.

"I'm sorry, just ask Mr. Luo to defend his rights, and the goose factory will have to shake three times."

"I'm here to advise those who steal long videos to act on their own, and delete them quickly, or they will bear the consequences."

"I sent the Taoist priest's video to a friend, and suddenly felt that I was guilty. Do I want to turn myself in now?"

Jiang Yun took a look at the contract that little senior sister Bai Jing had drawn up in advance, and she was indeed a kind person.