Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The content of the contract clearly stipulates that the ownership of each platform account is her own, as long as she has the right to operate the account, she will only take [-]% of the operating income.

"Bai Layman, [-]% income seems a bit small, why don't you increase it a little bit?" Jiang Yun said.

Miss Bai Jing shook her head resolutely: "Master Dao, we are a long-term cooperative relationship. I value the future development potential of your account more. I take [-]% of the net income, which is enough."

"In the future, after your account on each platform will be authenticated, you can still receive advertisements when you post videos in the future. In that case, your income will at least double."

"By the way, this is the account income during this period. After deducting the operating costs, the net income is 53 yuan."

After the two signed the contract in Jiang Yun's room, there was a conversation between Taoist Zhang and Chen Shilei outside the courtyard.

"Mr. Zhang, this stick is too soft, it can be lifted!"

"What's wrong with Carry Bay, Carry Bay has to go home, it's just such a short distance, why can't you carry it into the kitchen?"

"Hurry up, the old man guesses that kid won't be free today, I'll cook some instant noodles for us later."

"Mr. Zhang, I want to unify."

"Okay, if there are five people in the Taoist temple, then five barrels!"

Listening to the conversation outside, Shui You suddenly felt that he knew something extraordinary.

"What, Taiwan is going home?"

"Carrying bays must be unified, and five barrels are required, and there must be no future troubles!"

"Hahaha, when Baodao comes back, we can't entertain voles. That's already protecting animals. I feel a little ashamed."

"The Taoist priests eat a lot. I will pay the Taoist priests some pickled mustard and tea eggs to accompany their meals. It will cost five barrels twice as much!"

Jiang Yun opened the door curiously, and he saw two people carrying dozens of catties of cabbage and walking towards the kitchen.

When Chen Shilei saw people coming out, he hurriedly said, "Uncle Jiang, Village Chief Jiang sent some cabbage for the winter, and Mr. Zhang and I can carry it in."

"You two continue, let's keep our voice down so as not to disturb you."

Jiang Yun looked back at little senior sister Bai Jing, and said with a smile, "Lady Bai, we are going to be quarantined at home. Since you are here, you must not be able to leave."

"How about this, if Pindao cooks a delicious meal for you, it's time to wash away the dust."

With his help, he brought back more than 100 catties of cabbage piled up at the gate of the Taoist temple, and then began to inspect the vegetables stored in the Taoist temple for the winter.

There are a lot of things, piles of cabbage, a big bag of potatoes, and a lot of white radish and yellow radish.

Although the amount of other vegetables is small, there are many kinds, and there are two freshly killed crucian carp.

This crucian carp is a good thing. It is rich in protein and easier to digest and absorb.

From the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, regular consumption has a good therapeutic effect on spleen and stomach weakness, ulcers, bronchitis, asthma, and diabetes.

"Leave the kitchen to me alone. We will have dinner in an hour. If you have nothing to do, you can clean up the Taoist temple." After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he closed the kitchen door.

He first steamed a pot of orange-yellow millet rice, then heated up the oil in the pot, put two processed crucian carp into the pot, and fried them on low heat until both sides were golden.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this crucian carp soup has high nutritional value. If you want to cook a white fish soup, it is useless to add boiling water. You must fry the fish until golden on both sides."

"After the fish is fried, add water to it, then add green onion and ginger slices, and cook it slowly over low heat. The soup will gradually turn milky white. Taking advantage of this time, Pindao will teach everyone the secret recipe."

Jiang Yun took out a white radish, washed it and peeled it, and then cut it into chopstick-thick radish strips with two strokes.

Add some salt and white vinegar to the radish, grab it well and put it aside.

"If the radish wants to become crisp, it must be marinated. This step is essential, and it is also the most critical step to increase the flavor of carp soup."

Taking advantage of this spare time, Jiang Yun cooked up a few more home-cooked dishes, such as the famous Shanxi dish, stir-fried bulanzi, braised eggplant, mapo tofu, braised pork with preserved vegetables, and a shredded sweet potato.

After a few dishes are finished, the carp soup next to it has turned into a thick milky white color, so go out of the pot and sprinkle some white pepper noodles in it to remove the fishy smell.

The pickled radish strips are placed at the bottom of the large bowl, and the carp soup is poured into it, and some green coriander is placed on top, and the taste will come up after scratching.

The steaming hot and fragrant meal made several other people in Tianyuan Taoist Temple salivate.

The unbearable water friends played barrage to denounce.

"Daoist, you are too much, you actually put poison at the meal!"

"Understood, tonight's extra meal, let's have carp soup and stir-fried buns. The stir-fried buns also look delicious. Why is it not famous at all?"

"I just finished eating, and now I'm hungry again. I just ordered a takeaway, and my mother kicked me out, but the food she cooks really doesn't taste as good!"

"I shouldn't be watching this live broadcast. Why did it become a gourmet mode? The box lunch in my hand immediately tasted bad. I even added a chicken leg!"

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Chapter 152 I want it all (seeking a monthly ticket)

Cutting peach blossoms is a very common spell, and different schools and schools of Taoism have different methods.

It can be roughly divided into several schools, using cactus, mahogany sword, spell and golden rooster.

The purposes of casting spells are also different, some are for beheading rotten peach blossoms, some are for beheading third parties, and some are for beheading scumbag men and women.

The purpose of Jiang Yun's actions today is very simple, under the trend of conforming to the general trend, let yourself vent your anger and teach Brother Haha a lesson.

He said to the camera of the drone: "Every layman in the live broadcast room, the way we cut peach blossoms at Tianyuan Taoist Temple is very simple."

"Just set up an altar for the portrait of the patriarch, and then put three offerings."

"This method requires mana support, just take a look at it, there is no need to imitate it, because it is really useless."

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw that Jiang Yun really brought out a sandalwood incense table, and also brought out a portrait of an immortal master with a long sword on his back and white beard and hair.

Many people immediately became interested and praised the portrait of the patriarch.

"Who is the patriarch of the Taoist priest? Why does it look familiar to me, as if I have seen it in a dream."

"I hope the Taoist priest can produce a joint portrait of the patriarch. I want to buy one and keep it at home. It's really handsome, and it's as handsome as the Taoist priest."

"Brother Haha, everyone has gone in, and the Taoist chief actually wants to chop off his peach blossoms. I don't think it's necessary!"

"That's right, we should add peach blossoms to Brother Haha and let him pick up soap like crazy."

"Suddenly I want to ask the Taoist priest to do something to cut off my ex-girlfriend's peach blossom luck. Can this matter be done with a treasure map?"

Jiang Yun entered the kitchen. After working for a while, he brought out a plate of fennel beans, a plate of peach cakes and a plate of pork head meat.

This is the third tribute of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. Although I don't know why the patriarch likes this, but every time this method is offered, it is very effective.

And if it is replaced by other animals, even if it is very expensive cattle, sheep and pigs, the effect is very mediocre.

"Mr. Zhang, how can we enshrine these three things in our Taoist practice?" Chen Shilei was puzzled.

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun had a slightly strange expression beside him, he seemed to have seen these three tributes in some ancient book, such as fennel beans, peach crisps and pork head meat.

It seems that hundreds of years ago, a Taoist senior who turned out to be born in the sky liked those three appetizers very much.

According to the records in the ancient books, after the great senior suppressed all the arrogances of the world, and left a legacy, he mysteriously disappeared, but he still appears in the world from time to time, and the world of mortals refines his heart.

A living fossil in the Taoist sect said that in 99, he saw the senior abroad with his own eyes. According to the description, the senior is still handsome, not at all like the ancients hundreds of years ago.

Could it be that the Tianyuan Taoist Temple is the orthodoxy left by that senior, hiss, this seems reasonable.

Jiang Yun stood in front of the portrait of the patriarch. After muttering for a while, he took out a cinnabar pen and wrote down Brother Haha's birthday on a yellow talisman.

One of them also filled in the time for chopping the peach blossoms, which was not long, only three lives and three generations.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but twitched when they saw Sansheng III.

"Fuck, Taoist priest is a ruthless person, this life is not enough, and he wants to kill that guy for three lives!"

"Selling hemp batches, I suddenly know the reason why I have been lonely for more than 20 years. I must have cut off my luck in my previous life."

"Brother Haha once had a good opportunity, but he didn't cherish it. When he lost it, he regretted it too much."

"The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give him another chance, he will definitely say: Taoist priest, I was wrong!"

Jiang Yun was holding a mahogany sword, and he used the tip of the sword to stick the yellow paper written on cinnabar with his backhand, and stuck the one-inch bareheaded photo of Brother Haha with his backhand.

There was no glue of any kind, but the yellow paper and the bareheaded photo stuck together very well.

Jiang Yun's Taoist robe fluttered, emitting a golden light. After he danced a weird sword dance, the yellow paper and bare hat ignited spontaneously without fire, and quickly burned to ashes.

Senior Daoist Zhang Zhishun, Chen Shilei and Guo Ming nodded their heads and praised him endlessly.

Little Senior Sister Bai Jing covered her mouth, her beautiful eyes flashed, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

Most of the water friends in the live broadcast room started clamoring for apprenticeship and cultivating immortals again.

"The Taoist priest really refreshed my three views after a while. I really suspect that he is cultivating immortals!"

"The Taoist said that we must believe in science, but we must believe in cultivating immortals, so let's cultivate immortals scientifically."

"Which fellow daoist has the exercises for the Qi refining period, I spent a lot of money to buy them, please don't be stingy."

[The Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "I knew that this live broadcast room was going to let Rang Xiuxian again, and the little trick of a fake Taoist priest actually stunned you."

"Jiang Daochang has rosin in his sleeves, and candles are lit on the incense bank. He waved his sleeves and rosin floated in the air. When it meets fire, it will detonate and a golden light will appear."

"The one-inch photo of the burning yellow talisman and the bare hat is just because it is covered with extremely flammable white phosphorus, and the photo of waving a long sword, the yellow talisman and the bare hat is burning, all of these primary school textbooks!"

"Fellow daoists, you have to believe in science. What age is this? Why are you still talking about it?"

In the live broadcast room, many skeptical water friends read the message of the yin and yang sixteen characters, and they suddenly felt that they had realized it.

Well, in this case, you have to believe in science!

After Jiang Yun finished casting the spell, he put down the mahogany sword in his hand, took out his mobile phone and glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and was stunned for two seconds.

He smiled and said: "That's right, everyone should believe in science. The Taoist ritual of cutting off peach blossoms is just for peace of mind."

"The ancestors once said that the sky is healthy, and a gentleman strives for self-improvement. He has to rely on himself in everything. The poor way of beheading Brother Haha's peach blossoms is like you being angry and cursing others. There is no need to take it seriously."

When little senior sister Bai Jing saw that Jiang Yun was free, she trotted over, blushing, and kept digging with her hands, feeling very embarrassed.

She wobbled for a while, and then mustered up the courage to say: "Jiang Daochang, can you help me check my palm?"

"Yes, you can see the lifeline, love line and wealth line in palmistry, which one do you want to see?" Jiang Yun asked with a smile.

"Daozhang, I want them all!" Senior Sister Bai Jing said greedily, holding her little fist.

After passing this village, this store will disappear. Sometimes it is really important to seize the opportunity.

"Jiang Daochang, male left and female right, do you want to see my left hand?"

"What about left hand and right hand? You have to look at both hands." Zhang Yun frowned and explained: "A person's left hand is the innate appearance, and the right hand is the acquired appearance."

"The congenital aspect is doomed at birth, while the acquired aspect is when one encounters certain opportunities in one's life and changes one's own destiny."

"Palmist can only look at a general idea, and it cannot completely predict a person's life. If you believe in this kind of thing, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you won't have it. Layman Bai doesn't need to pay too much attention to it."

Jiang Yun grabbed the left hand of little senior sister Bai Jing, looked at it for a long time, and explained: "Your left hand has a good innate appearance, and the lifeline is very long. Before the age of 80, there will be no disease or disaster."

"Wealth line can't be said to be very good, but it is very stable. It is slightly more than well-off, and there is no chance of getting rich."

"There is something wrong with the love line. The left hand shows that when you are 24, 30, you will meet someone to get married, but it won't last long. You will get divorced at the age of [-]."

"This is the case with your left hand. Come, show Pindao your right hand."

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Chapter 153 Will It Take Effect So Soon?

Jiang Yun grabbed the right hand of little senior sister Bai Jing. He repeatedly looked at the lifeline, wealth line and love line on it, muttering: Weird, weird!

"Daoist, don't scare me. Is there something wrong with my right hand?"

"There is a problem with the love line, but it's not a big problem. The acquired image on your right hand shows that you will not get married until you are 30 years old, and the relationship between husband and wife will not be very good after marriage."

"But don't worry, Pindao here has the love luck cut from Brother Haha, I will make a way to transfer his love luck to you."

"Don't worry, you and I are destined. Pindao guarantees that you will get married before the age of 28, and after marriage, the husband and wife will love each other and live forever." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

After he finished speaking, he took a photo of Miss Bai Jing and asked her birthday.

After the photo was printed out, the birthday horoscope was written on the yellow paper, and Brother Haha's photo and birthday horoscope were made again.

Transferring love luck is a little more troublesome than cutting love luck, because it is necessary to specify in detail the time and person to transfer love luck, otherwise it will get wrong and it is easy to get homosexuality.

The photos of the two of them and the yellow paper were stuck on the mahogany sword at the same time. After Jiang Yun finished the practice, he waved the sword and let out a long whistle at the same time.

Brother Haha's photo and the yellow paper fell, and the Taomu sword took the photo of little senior sister Bai Jing and the yellow paper and swung the sword. The two photos and the two yellow papers ignited spontaneously without fire at the same time, and burned to ashes.

Although the water friends in the live broadcast room didn't understand the ceremony, they were still deeply impressed by Jiang Yun's unrestrained and sharp movements of casting spells and swinging swords.