Miss Lin is also a macho vup today

"Okay, okay, actually, sister Yan called me here."

"continue."

"It's the same thing to be exposed in front of your eyes, brother, that's the purpose."

Suddenly, a group of Viet Cong in Kumamon costumes appeared out of nowhere, surrounded Xu Lin and Xu Youyue and dragged them away.

"Guide you here."

Yuzu had a planned expression on his face.

Xu Lin was so angry that her teeth were itching, but under the siege of the Viet Cong's Kumamon army, even she couldn't rush out to teach this naughty sister a lesson, so she could only let the Kumamons pull her to the other side of the stage. go.

"Okay! Then! Welcome to our couple who took the initiative to come to the stage, or the two young ladies? www Misses and sisters, is the Kumamon next to you a friend?"

In the center of the stage, a host in Chinese costume warmly welcomed the two to the stage, and at the same time put the microphone into Xu Lin's hand.

"Which eye of yours sees that we came to power voluntarily?"

The white-haired girl who didn't know the details at all, but thought it wasn't a good show, was full of resentment. She directly lashed out at the host who just made it up because no one was on stage for a long time.

"Uh...Miss has a very bad temper. After all, it's understandable and understandable when the weather is so hot."

"But by the way, young lady, are those talented Kumamon your friends? They look very happy."

In the audience, the Kumamon bears danced wildly, some whistled, some danced to the pure land of bliss, and even two performed Huangmei Opera.

Miss sister has been hosting this show for so long, and she has never seen a young couple pushed on stage by friends and family, but it is the first time she has seen such a group of cheering groups dancing wildly. How do you jump out of butterflies wearing such a heavy puppet costume? step! ?

"is a friend."

Xu Lin stared fixedly at the Kumamon who danced to the Pure Land of Paradise, and already knew who she was.

Lin Mu.

Among the people from the ESC club, she is the only one who can dance house dance.

After thinking about it, she nodded and added another sentence.

"A friend from the orphanage."

Chapter 228 Chapter 38 When Xu Lin and Missy are unhappy at the same time, it is often the host who is unlucky

"A friend from the orphanage."

After the white-haired girl said these words with a flat face, the eldest lady laughed, and the host was dumbfounded. A group of Kumamons below gave her the middle finger.

One of them rolled up its sleeves violently and was about to rush onto the stage, but was held back by the other bears.

It was Li Huiyan who didn't run away.

Xu Lin nodded in his heart.

As for the two singers who sang Huangmei Opera, although they had deliberately changed their voices, Xu Lin could tell who they were right away.

It was the two little bastards Xueyue and Shuangxue.The remaining one should be the wind chime.

So far, except for the grapefruit thrown out as bait, Xu Lin has basically confirmed the identity of every Kumamon present and recorded it in a small notebook.

It is exactly the same as the members who have been on leave for the past two days.

"Ah... Orphanage... It seems that our little sister is very humorous."

Looking at the group of demons dancing wildly below, Kumamon who expressed contempt for Xu Lin in various postures, and then looked at Xu Lin who was calm, the host lady wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, and forcibly I held back my complaints, feeling a little internally hurt.

"Not humor."

Xu Lin tilted his head, and looked at the host lady with red eyes in doubt. She suspected that there was something wrong with this person's brain circuit. Would anyone express humor with such exaggerated words?

"That is?"

The host had a bad feeling, but continued to ask.

"I'm just scolding them."

"..."

This job can't be done!

The host trembled and almost dropped the microphone to the ground.

"Hahahahahaha Linjiang, you are too much, hahahaha."

The eldest lady smiled very happily, saying that Xu Lin was going too far, but she herself clearly looked very much in line with my heart.

"Eh!"

The host lady's eyes lit up and she looked at the eldest lady. This white-haired beautiful girl can't speak human words, but there is still a less conspicuous but also very beautiful young lady here.

"Miss, can I ask your name?"

"No."

Xu Youyue resolutely refused.

【Flower Q! 】

The host already wanted to drop the microphone.

"For...why?"

Looking at the Kumamon bears who were laughing and laughing together and starting to perform stage plays, the young lady asked in a trembling voice.

"Due to the nature of the work, it cannot be disclosed."

There is already a risk of being exposed on this kind of program without changing the voice, so the real name cannot be revealed.

Although this show does not seem to be watched by anyone. . .

"Then can I ask Miss Sister what kind of work do you do?"

"Go into the sea and drive."

fuck!

None of these two can talk properly! ?The host lady roared in her heart.

But there is nothing wrong with what the eldest lady said. Isn’t debuting just going to sea? Isn’t live broadcast just driving a car? Is there any problem?

No!

"Then can I ask how you two met? I think you are very affectionate."

"I met at work."

So when you were filming, you faked the scene and cultivated the relationship, right? ?

The hostess lady is almost suffering from internal injuries.

But the effect of the show was very good. The audience below laughed and laughed, thinking that the two and the organizer specially invited them to talk about cross talk.

"Let's ask this rare white-haired lady again. Are you a foreigner? White hair is rare in China."

After being held back by the eldest lady, the host looked at Xu Lin again this time. Compared with the way the eldest lady drove the baby carriage and made people want to drive everyone into the ditch, she now felt that Xu Lin It's easier to get along with people who are straightforward and go back.

Then she was despised by the white-haired girl again in terms of IQ.

"Excuse me, have you considered seeing a doctor? How many foreigners can show the profound Chinese culture like me?"

"Ahem, that's right, can I ask if the person next to you is your girlfriend?"

The young lady said in her heart that you are not Chinese culture but Zuan culture, but she is afraid of being bullied so she simply admits this.

I'm a fool, right?

"Eyes don't need to be donated to those in need."

That is to say it is slightly ~.

"Then what do you like about her?"

"Face, collarbone, legs."

"Why are they all body parts?"

"I'm just greedy for her body, okay?"

"..."

Be calm, be calm, don't you have the psychological preparation for encountering strange things before becoming a host?come on!you can!

The young lady's smile had already froze on her face, and she cheered herself up in her heart.

"Then what do you like about this young lady over here?"

"I just like the way she looks at people, she's so handsome!"

The eldest lady acted like a nympho, looking at Xu Lin with sparkling eyes.

You two are making fun of me! ?

At this time, the Kumamon bears in the audience felt that the host lady was really miserable, so why did they host the show when Xu Lin and the eldest lady were unhappy?

So they are making crazy phone calls to the little sister to cheer, but the cheering slogan is a bit weird. . .

"Oh oh oh! Young lady hit her! Hit her! We support you spiritually!"

So it means I bear the responsibility?

"Miss, don't be cowardly! Come on! Don't be defeated by the evil forces!"

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"Quickly use the light technique!"

Well, it's Ultraman again.

And the two over there who sang courage for me on the spot, they also have a special harmony!If you can sing like this, come on stage and sing!

What happened to the one who recited the poem!Drag it out!

what. . .

so tired.

Is this the price I usually complain about the sameness of the young couples participating in the show?

Such a weird person was sent by God to punish me!

The host lady has completely given up on herself. Usually when hosting, she will add some funny jokes to prolong the show time, but today she just wants to finish the process quickly.

So simply follow the script, look at the card in your hand and read the questions you have prepared a long time ago mechanically.

"May I ask how long you two have been together?"

"Two weeks."

Xu Lin thought for a while and replied.

It was from the last kiss that she and the eldest lady really broke through the window paper. Although they haven't made a formal confession until now, it's okay to say that it takes two weeks.

"Oh, that's right, the time was quite short."

If you say that you have a tacit understanding, I will believe that you have been married for a year or two.

It's better to say that you should hurry up together, and don't go out to harm others, okay?

Although she answered mechanically, the hostess was actually complaining crazily in her heart.

"Have you heard about our show before coming here?"

Facing the host's question, Xu Youyue answered obediently and honestly.

"No, I don't know what it's called."

Didn't know you guys came to participate in a yarn ball! ?

"Well, let me introduce you to the two of you. Our program is called the Couple's Tacit Test Quiz. The main content is that I will ask the two to answer questions, and finally judge whether the two are sweet lovers who really love each other based on the scores of the audience. .”

"The name is really silly, no wonder no one read it."

"..."