Miss Lin is also a macho vup today

To be honest, she really didn't expect that the vup who was applying for the job would sing such a song when asked for a talent show, good guy, isn't this person afraid of death?

"I'm emphasizing again, we are the ESC club, not the XP club."

Sister Feng at the other table turned her head while holding the rice bowl, and said seriously.

There is also a grain of white rice on the corner of his mouth, which is unexpectedly cute.

"That's not the point ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, that the content of the agreed interview is completely kept secret!?"

Feng Ling asked with a broken face.

"It's confidential, isn't it already written in the contract?"

Sister Feng nodded and responded seriously.

"Then why is this song released!"

"Oh, because our company's interview content is only Japanese, English, appearance, and two-dimensional concentration. The last singing session is a request from me as an operator, not an interviewer."

"so?"

"So of course this is not included in the interview, it's just a friendly exchange between the operations manager and future colleagues."

Sister Feng shrugged, turned around and started cooking.

"Ahhhh! Liars! You are all liars!"

Feng Ling lay on the table, roaring in despair.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha~ hiccup~!"

Others, especially Xueyue laughed very loudly, and even hiccupped because they ate too much and laughed too much.

"Snow Moon!"

"Well~ Well~ Don't worry about Fenglingjiang, after all, our ESC club is such a 'harmonious and friendly' club~"

Xueyue held back a smile and waved her hands, then ran to the side to laugh again after speaking.

"Lin Jiang."

"Ok?"

Xu Lin looked at the young lady who was leaning over, and snorted suspiciously.

"Wouldn't it hurt your conscience to bring such a pure manager to such a dark heart?"

Think about the unsmiling and serious work a few months ago, although she is very good at dealing with some process documents, but she is too straightforward and simple and cute in terms of operation methods, and then look at the current one who rationally uses human weakness to deceive liver and leave a black history on her face My black-bellied sister Feng.

The eldest lady couldn't help but feel very sad, very sad!

"Why does my conscience ache?"

Xu Lin tilted her head in doubt, but soon, she took the young lady's hand and placed it on her left chest.

"And at the end of the day, I only have one heart beating in my chest."

"That's the one that loves you."

"Good soil www"

Being caught off guard by Xu Linlin's unexpected love words made her face flushed, the young lady pushed her away with a coquettish smile, making complaints like a spoiled child.

"Is it very earthy? I think it's okay."

"Well, forget it, next is Shuangxue's video, right?"

Xu Lin shrugged indifferently, but under the table, he never let go of the young miss's hand.

"Yes, senior, but I don't think that video of mine is very interesting."

Shuangxue nodded, her attitude was a little indifferent.

After all, this child is the one with the least black history in the ESC club, and basically has no black history. Even during the test live broadcast, he just made a declaration of abnormal full control, nothing special.

Maybe this is the real version of my black history that you can't find as long as my lower limit is low. . .

"Oh, that www"

Xueyue looked at Shuangxue's broken hair on her forehead shining brightly under the sunlight in the living room, and those deep black pupils, and shook her head helplessly.

"At that time, I was thinking, how can such a good young lady be such a pervert?"

Xu Lin had already posted Shuangxue's video, but it didn't arouse much reaction.

Everyone has seen a lot of pure perverts, and there is nothing surprising.

"Probably because of my nature, Senior Xueyue, after all, I am also an adult male, isn't it normal to be abnormal?"

"How about we become sisters from today on?"

Facing Shuangxue's speech, Xueyue just lay on the side of the table and looked at him sideways, asking with a smile.

"I think you are quite suitable? Yesterday's women's clothing didn't feel inconsistent at all."

"Please also refuse!"

Chapter 358 Chapter 62 The Black History of Frost and Snow

The people in the ESC club have never been good men and women. This is something that Shuangxue knows very well after meeting the trio of first-year students.

As a gentleman, in an era when Internet culture is prevalent, many girls of the same age want to be their mothers rather than celebrities as lovers and idols. Shuangxue, who has a cute face of a little gentleman, is very popular among girls. popular.

Although not many girls would really consider her as a boyfriend candidate, there are plenty of people who spoil him as a younger brother—even Shuangxue, whose birthday is in January, is much older than most of them.

Not to mention the uncles and aunts at home. Although the family environment can only be regarded as an ordinary middle class in the local area, Shuangxue has never lacked things since she was a child because of the love of her relatives.

And Frost Snow who grew up in such an environment, um, naturally grew crooked.

When he was a child, he was just a pure brat, there was no way, what do children know?When you will be forgiven for everything you do and you don’t have to take any responsibility, let alone children, how many adults who are 40 years old and have already established their three views can continue to demand themselves with the previous standards?

If this kind of plot continues, Shuangxue will eventually become a very ordinary rebellious boy, develop a lawless character, and finally break everyone's heart, and then give back all the previous love.

But he was lucky to meet a cousin who came back from studying abroad.

As for this cousin, in simple terms, she is an independent, two-dimensional, high-IQ, black-bellied house girl. That's right, there are so many labels, because Shuangxue really can't find a suitable adjective to describe his cousin.

At first, this cousin liked Shuangxue very much when she came back to China. At that time, Shuangxue had just passed the period of voice change, and the age of twelve or thirteen was the beginning of rebellion. time, so of course, he was educated.

Shuangxue doesn't really want to recall exactly how he was educated, but after all, it is one of his memoirs. These black histories should be supplemented or supplemented.

Cousin, oh, Mrs. Cousin didn’t do anything too much to Shuangxue at the beginning, she just gave Shuangxue a bet that she would be in the top ten of the grade at the end of the semester, and if she achieved it, she would fulfill one of his wishes. If so, you have to promise her one condition.

The spoiled Shuangxue hadn't studied hard in more than ten years of life, so how could she possibly complete this Arabian Nights-like condition, and as a child, 3-minute enthusiasm is common.

So of course, he failed.

And the following condition from my cousin is: "Don't come closer to within five meters of me!"

Yes, this is a very ruthless condition for a child, mainly because the allure of black silk beautiful legs is too great for a young boy who is just in love. As early as that time, Shuangxue's sp attribute had already begun to take shape.

But how could Shuangxue, who was spoiled since childhood, be reconciled to being treated so indifferently by someone?So I used the best method I have ever used.

'cry'

Yes, many times children cry not because of well-developed lacrimal glands and high water content, but because they really deeply discovered in their short life that tears are a weapon against adults. As long as they cry badly enough, there will always be one or two An adult to fulfill his wish.

Children, well, are empirical creatures—and so are adults.

Once they understand that tears are not a panacea, and even crying can't solve the problem, the child will hold back the tears by himself.

But how to put it, everything has two sides, and it is wrong to lean left and right, and it will also leave a psychological shadow on the child if he asks the child to be obedient and not fulfill his wish.

So being a parent without a research certificate is really a very scary thing.

Keke, get back to business.

Although tears were omnipotent in the past, but this time, Xiao Shuangxue's tears did not allow him to touch the black silk legs. Instead, it was Mrs. Cousin who persuaded his parents with sharp words to sharpen Shuangxue. Temperament, and the most powerful argument is of course grades.

The report card of the child's last grade is an eternal pain in the hearts of parents. There is no way to do it. It is human nature to hope that the child will become a success, and it is understandable.

At this time, Xiao Shuangxue finally realized for the first time that tears are not omnipotent.

Don't think that he is stupid if his grades are not good, he is still drawing a line with girls at this moment, how can he appreciate the charm of black silk.

Then came the second bet. Lu Xun once said, 'Chinese people like to reconcile. 'So this time the cousin proposed the top five rankings in the class, which made Shuangxue full of confidence, and she felt that she would definitely be able to achieve it.

Then. . .

Frost Snow succeeded.

From listening carefully in class to studying hard in make-up classes, and then earnestly completing homework, all the means to improve grades have been used to successfully complete the transition from the bottom five to the top five in the class, and my temper has stabilized a little in the endless learning.

But when he held up his report card and looked at his cousin eagerly, and put forward the condition of "wanting to see beautiful black silk legs", his cousin. . .

He called his parents directly and gave Xiao Shuangxue a mixed doubles game.

"That's your cousin!"

Shuangxue still remembered the sound of his father's gnashing of teeth, and the way his cousin snorted on the sofa drinking his milk tea and eating his cookies, squinting her eyes and watching him being beaten with satisfaction.

The beautiful black silk legs dangled in front of his eyes, as if they were close at hand, yet so far away.

At this moment, Xiao Shuangxue's tears really fell.

After experiencing the unbearable first year of junior high school, the second year of junior high school when she was teased by her cousin, and the third year of junior high school when she was fighting wits and courage with her cousin, Shuangxue miraculously discovered that her puberty seemed to be the same. . .It was unusually smooth.

Nonsense, I put all my energy into studying and fighting wits and courage with my cousin, and I don't have any energy to die at all, so it can't be stable!

It wasn't until high school that Shuangxue, who was familiar with Sun Tzu's Art of War and understood that knowing oneself and the enemy can win all battles, found out after some investigation that the cousin who was staying at her home was actually a policeman in charge of network security management in this city.

While she studied social psychology as an undergraduate in China, she studied computer science abroad, and the name of her current doctoral supervisor is .

Xu Lieye.

Well, that's right, Miss Lin's miraculous uncle, this miraculous man has appeared again!

And after finding out the name Xu Lieye in his own way, and seeing his series of auras, it was logical to see an anecdote.

Published in the local tabloid news.

The title is [Dr. Xu Lieye's nephew accidentally broke the gang business, and now all the people involved have been arrested and brought to justice]

Although there is no photo for protection, and even the gender is vague, but following this clue, Shuangxue finally found the ESC agency after entering university. . .

This is how today, Shuangxue was told by Xueyue, "Why don't we be sisters~".

The white-haired girl who was smiling and watching from the side was exactly the same as when his cousin saw him being mixed doubles by his parents.

And all special meow is curved!

Still heart black as hell!It's the type that Shuangxue swore to stay away from for the rest of her life!

Section 359 Chapter 63 Well, not annoying.

Well, even if the cousin is not Wan, Shuangxue who has been tempered and wandered endlessly towards a strange place will not have any sexual interest in her.

After all, he is still a close blood relative. The most important thing he was educated by his cousin is to distinguish the gap between virtual works and reality.

He didn't have the slightest idea from the beginning about wishing to reborn Gensokyo in the afterlife - of course, the slogan still had to be shouted.

It's fun after all.

"So what do you want to express by talking so much and even blasting a wave of Viet Cong?"

Xueyue stared at a pair of big taupe eyes, without her favorite gold-rimmed glasses, and asked with a confused expression.

"I want to say that even if I don't reject fake girls and even love them, I won't be a fake girl myself!"

Shuangxue left behind a word, picked up the used bowls and chopsticks, turned and walked towards the kitchen.

As a full-control party, of course he does not reject the theme of fake mothers (by the way, there is a pink app that has good things about Brother Inuyama, which is one of Shuangxue's favorites), but he also does not want to become a fake mother himself. .

It's not that I hate it, I just don't want to.

So he doesn't object to wearing women's clothing once in a playful manner, but if you let him live in women's clothing from now on, and change his tone of voice and mental state to a girl, it is impossible.