Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

In the next few months, without Akiyama Megumi's awareness, Tamamomae was actually learning about this strange new world through her soul.

Today, Tamamomae thought he had collected enough information, so he finally showed up to have a showdown with Megumi Akiyama.

"...Based on what I have seen and heard in the thousands of years since the birth of this palace, since ancient times, the area that can be covered by each revival of spiritual energy is no more than a few thousand miles in radius, and the least is only a few hundred miles in radius, or even a radius of only a few thousand miles. dozens of miles.

But in Japan right now, there is no sign of spiritual recovery.

This place is far away from Japan, no matter how violent this wave of spiritual energy erupts, it is impossible to spread to the other side of the ocean.

If Bengong wants to regain his position as a god, he can't go back to Japan, he can only land in this land where the spiritual energy is revived. "

The ancient fox god Yuzao said to Akiyama Megumi like this before, "...so, it's up to you to perform your duties as a witch! Come on!"

Chapter 13 Your body is too filthy!

When Akiyama Hui woke up again, he felt sore all over, sweating profusely, and his clothes were soaked.

Looking out the window, a bright red blood moon is still hanging high in the night sky.

Looking around the room again, the desk lamp is still emitting a soft light, and the computer screen is flashing a screensaver landscape picture.

Looking down at the corner of the screen, she realized that it was only half an hour since she lost consciousness just now.

In short, Megumi Akiyama looked left and right, and found that there seemed to be no other changes except for the statue of "White Jade Fox" in her shrine, which was inexplicably moved from the bedside table to the mouse pad at hand... Wait, there are still changes!

Seeing that her left leg, which was originally in plaster, suddenly recovered, Akiyama Hui couldn't help covering her mouth and let out a small exclamation:

"...Ehhh? My broken left leg...has grown back?"

Bending down, stretched out his hand to caress his clean and intact left leg, and then looked at the piece of plaster next to it that was completely removed at some time, and a cute paw print on it like a signature... Uh, this is more or less a fox. A favor bestowed by God, right?

All of a sudden, Qiu Shanhui was in a trance and excited: So I was really not dreaming just now!

However, after the excitement, there was a strong sense of exhaustion in my heart.

So, she hastily washed and washed, and got into bed to sleep.

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The next morning, after waking up, Qiu Shanhui touched her little feet again, silently sighing again for a moment for her broken three views.

Afterwards, she turned over and got up, took out a $[-] bill, and asked her temporary roommate, Valentina, a Southern California student who shared the apartment with Ma Tong, to drive her to the renewal of her passport:

No matter what the plan is in the future, at least he has to stay in this place where the spiritual energy is revived.

——Fortunately, due to the sudden outbreak of the "Corona" epidemic, flights are being cut off and countries are being locked down everywhere in the world, and people of all colors who are forced to stay in the United States are full of people.

And the United States is quite accommodating, and has no intention of throwing so many unlucky people who are stranded in immigration prisons.

In short, Megumi Akiyama got the renewal easily - because she was sent by the government and used a business visa, so she directly renewed for six months.

In this way, Megumi Akiyama can continue to stay in the first half of the year in the United States, which is about to usher in a wave of aura recovery, without being driven away...

Back at the apartment, Megumi Akiyama took a short rest, took a shower carefully in the small bathtub in the apartment, then dried her hair, changed into a maiden uniform in white and scarlet, as well as a waist and foot bag, inserted a flower hairpin, put on golden crown...

Although the sandalwood had run out, she still lit scented candles for incense.

Waiting so patiently until night fell and the red moon hung high, Kei Akiyama finally began to practice the professional skills of a witch.

So, what are the professional skills of a witch?

Well, since ancient times, Japanese maidens have to study four subjects, talking, learning and singing...

Well, just kidding, this is actually about cross talk.

There are four main types of professional skills, or compulsory courses, for regular witches, namely prayer, divination, dance, and oral communication (psychic).

Although many people read "Inuyasha" and mistakenly think that all witches should be able to shoot arrows, in fact, archery and kendo can only be said to be elective courses for witches.

Generally speaking, there are very few fighting-type priestesses who learn these two things, at least not as many cultural-type priestesses who take calligraphy and tea ceremony as electives.

Among the four compulsory courses, prayer is not just casual worship like ordinary believers, but to master the various rituals and procedures of holding ceremonies.

The common methods of divination by witches are lottery and lottery, and of course there are cockfights, tortoise races and other divination methods that integrate superstition.

Miko's dance is mainly a serious sacrificial dance [Kagura Dance], but recently there are also people who turn Kagura Dance into an idol otaku dance and sing RAP.

But in the final analysis, the kagura dance is for pleasing the gods, and the witches have to dance whatever the gods like to watch.

If the gods like to watch samba, the witch can only change into a bikini and a colorful feather crown, dancing in the world of rock...

Finally, it is also the only necessary skill for witches that can be related to "crusade against evil spirits", which is Kouji (psychic).

Because, in the orthodox concept of Shintoism, shrine maidens themselves have no power, and if they want to cast spells, they can only use psychics first, and ask the gods to come to their bodies --- basically it can be understood as the psychic medium of the great god.

However, after the dance, it is not known whether it is a god or a ghost, and it depends on the acting skills of the witch herself...

——The reason why the magical girls in Japanese anime must transform every time they fight is said to be influenced by the witch dance god.

As a family of magic sticks, although Akiyama Megumi has never practiced it, he has also seen how grandma and mother invited the upper body of Inari God to perform psychic rituals.

Now he has come to Los Angeles, where the aura has been revived, and he has a full set of family clothes with him, as well as the esoteric knowledge instilled by Tamazamae himself.

The little witch Akiyama Hui felt that she must be stable this time, and she could really invite Tamazamae without showing off her acting skills.

So, I knelt down in the middle of the small bed in the bedroom, first prayed to the nine-tailed white fox statue on the bedside, and then really felt that there was a mysterious relationship between myself and it. Can't help but feel secretly happy.

But the strange thing is that after that, even though Akiyama Keiichi arranged the psychic formation accurately, no matter how he fiddled with it, there was no response.

Could it be that... Master Yuzao felt that he was not pious enough?No kagura dance to please her?

Therefore, Megumi Akiyama picked up the Kagura bell again, and performed the Kagura dance respectfully, but tried to channel the psychic again, but there was still no response.

So, Akiyama Hui was in a hurry.

Master Yuzao, give me a shout!

You don't want to get on me, how should I practice spellcasting?

Looking at the statue of the white fox bathed in the bright red moonlight, Qiu Shanhui was so angry that he had the idea of ​​bullying the gods.

She held up the statue of the white fox and was about to kiss that mouth!

The next moment, she felt that the statue in her hand had turned into a soft living creature, and a furry paw pressed against her face, preventing her from opening her mouth.

"... Get out! Climb for me!"

The little nine-tailed white fox said, "...you want me to fuck such a filthy body? What a blasphemy!"

"……filthy?"

Akiyama Hui stared back and asked, "...I have been taking a bath for two hours, where is there any dirt on my body?"

"...What's the use of just washing your skin? What I'm talking about is the filth in your body!"

cried the nine-tailed white fox.

The filth in the body?

When Qiu Shanhui heard the words and thought about it, he immediately turned pale with shock.

But his mouth continued to be tough, "...I have never had sex with a man, where is the filth in my body? Besides, how do I wash my body?"

"...Ordinary people eat whole grains, suffer from five diseases and seven disasters, and are constantly infiltrated by filth from birth. What does it have to do with whether you have slept with a man?

As for how to wash?Of course it is washed with Reiki!

If you want to have a psychic connection with Ben Gong, you should wash the essence and marrow for Ben Gong first! "

After hearing this, Akiyama Megumi finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then couldn't help but blush and shy...

PY: Eight Hundred Pacesetters is a mixture of anime and fanciful military fantasy novels. Interested readers can take a look - "Codegease Air-Land Battle 1946".

Chapter 14, Wine Pond Meat Forest, Washing the Essence and Cutting the Marrow

The next day, Akiyama Hui got up early in the morning, and began to prepare the magic circle for drawing qi into the body and purifying the essence according to the spell taught by Yu Zaoqian.

——Different from the psychic channeling I tried under the crimson moon at night, the ceremony of washing her essence and marrow, and drawing qi into her body had to be done during the day.

According to what Tamamo said before, in the way of practice, Akiyama Megumi is still a rookie among rookies, with no theoretical knowledge and no practical experience.

If you choose to cleanse Akiyama Megumi under the crimson moon at night when the aura is strong, you may lose control, or become obsessed.

Even if the aura in America is only just beginning to recover, even if it unfortunately goes mad, it will generally not be deformed into an inhuman monster.

But it is still possible to be shocked by the spiritual energy, burn out the brain, and become a lunatic or an idiot.

Even if it is the mildest consequence, it will be like a bad cold with a high fever, hot all over, and the mind is so dull that it can't function well.

But right now it is during the epidemic, if it is mistaken for being infected with the "Corona" virus, sent to the hospital, and then cross-infected...

That would be really bad luck for eighteen lifetimes.

Instead of taking such risks, it is better to perform the ritual of washing the essence and cutting the marrow and introducing the qi into the body during the day when the aura is suppressed.

It's like the reason that beginners grasp the steering wheel for the first time to practice driving. For safety, it is best to shift to first gear first and try to squirm at a turtle's speed.

Anyway, introducing qi into the body is a threshold, and with the guidance (claw-to-claw) of Master Yuzao, it should not be difficult to pass the threshold.

As long as you don't accidentally stumble over the threshold, and you can't take care of yourself after falling, you will be considered a success.

After passing that threshold and becoming an extraordinary person, the next thing is to have a bright future, so there is no need to rush for a while.

Regarding the above rhetoric, Akiyama Hui, who is actually very cowardly most of the time, expressed 100% agreement.

The only problem is...

"...the chaos is first opened, and the universe is first laid. The light and clear air rises to form the sky, and the heavy and turbid air to condense becomes the earth.

Those of us who are cultivators must practice to cleanse the qi and expel the turbid qi, so that we can gain the favor of the gods and pry into the mystery of the way of heaven. "

While cleaning the small bathroom in the apartment, Qiu Shanhui looked at the case of beer in the corner and the statue of the nine-tailed white fox placed on the toilet seat, and muttered, "...I understand the truth, and it sounds right , but why did you let me soak in the wine? Is this repairing Qi, or alcohol?"

——Don't cultivate your coquettishness in the end, that would be too scary...

"...Because you have to have a wine pool meat forest! Wine pool meat forest! Speaking of which, this wine pool should actually use wine brewed from rice, such as sake and rice wine, so that it can correspond to my Inari priesthood."

A melodious female voice sounded in Akiyama Megumi's mind, "...I always feel a bit uncomfortable with this beer..."

"...Hey, I'm still a minor. According to American law, you can't buy alcohol. It would be nice to have beer..." Akiyama Hui pouted.

"...It's true in this era, 17 years old is still underage? When I was your age, I even had children..."

sex

——The priestess who served the ancient fox god Yuzao had a different initiation ceremony for [Enlightenment] from the priestesses of other gods.

If the maidens of other shrines want to practice, most of them just burn incense in the quiet room, at most they just meditate under the cold water under the waterfall.

However, Qiu Shanhui's washing of the essence and cutting of the marrow has to be done in the [Wine Pond Meat Forest]...

——No way, the original body in front of Yuzao is Daji, and when mentioning Empress Daji, mortals will immediately think of this stalk.

And in the category of mysticism, if some stalks are said a lot by people and form a stamp of thought, then it will naturally become true...

As a result, at this moment, Qiu Shanhui has a problem: minors cannot buy alcohol!

Moreover, she is born with a small stature and a baby face, so she is often mistaken for a primary school student in Japan, and it is very difficult to pretend to be an adult to buy alcohol.

Fortunately, her current roommate, Valentina, who shares an apartment with senior sister Ma Tong, has already grown up.

Moreover, when Los Angeles issued a stay-at-home order not long ago, and everyone went to the supermarket to stock up frantically, Valentina brought back a bunch of pasta, sausages, potato chips and toilet paper, as well as a box from the supermarket. Heineken beer.

Megumi Akiyama took a green note for her, saying that it would be used to worship the gods, so Valentina casually let her remove the beer.

At this moment, she poured all the beer into the bathtub one by one, and then mixed some cold water, so-so, it could be regarded as a low-end version of the wine pool.

After applying a series of mysterious symbols with watercolor pens around the bathtub, the wine pool is OK.

The next step is meat forest.

So Megumi Akiyama moved out two plastic Christmas trees that were used by Valentina and Ma Tong last year and threw them into the corner, scrubbed the dust a little, and then took out more than 20 beef sausages bought from the supermarket before, carefully Thinly hung from a tree with a string.

——According to Lord Fox God, in the ancient East, beef was always the most expensive and pork was the cheapest, so it is better to choose beef for sausages.

Put the Christmas tree tied with beef sausage on both sides of the bathtub, and the meat forest is also OK.

everything's ready.

call……