Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

Taking off all his clothes, Akiyama Hui let out a small sigh of relief, and stepped into the white porcelain bathtub filled with watered beer.

The slightly golden liquid gently rippling, ice-cold, and tiny air bubbles keep rising and bursting silently, bringing slight numbness to the skin.

Not uncomfortable, but not comfortable either.

Hey, since ancient times, when all literati and scholars mentioned the wine pool and meat forest of King Zhou of Shang Dynasty, they thought it should be a place of bliss in the world.

Why am I now in the genuine [Jiuchi Meat Forest] certified by Empress Daji, but I only feel like an idiot?

No way, there has never been a good thing for nothing in this world.In order to achieve the extraordinary, be a fool, let's be a fool!

Reining in his mood, Kei Akiyama held the statue of the nine-tailed white fox in his arms, took a deep breath, threw his head back, and submerged himself in the bathtub.

Then, as the golden yellow watered beer flooded the top of his head, Akiyama Hui suddenly felt a warm current flowing through his limbs.

It was like a group of gorgeous fireworks that exploded in my mind, blooming with a magnificence and splendor that cannot be described in words.

Her hearing suddenly spread, and she could clearly hear the snoring of the landlady dozing off on the small balcony next door.

Her field of vision also changed, as if she had penetrated the barrier of the wall, she saw the empty street scene with few pedestrians on the street outside the house, she saw the homeless woman in the parking lot boiling milk, and she saw the invisible light cluster and black smoke in the air. The sky over the city is filled, and more indescribable objects are seen...

Is this the so-called "spiritual vision"?It's really amazing!

At this moment, Akiyama Hui felt that his whole body was constantly being broken and reorganized, but it was not painful, but a little dizzy.

The soul fluttered leisurely, as if dissolving into an illusory gas, and expanded rapidly outward, occupying the entire house, and continued to rise.

At the same time, clumps of fluff grew out of her skin, and her eyes began to shrink, stained with a pale golden color, as if they had been erected.

This made Akiyama Hui feel novel and interesting at first, but then he felt a burst of fear from the bottom of his heart.

——She doesn't want and doesn't want to become an inhuman monster!

With the sound of "buzz", her divergent thinking began to blur, and she felt that something seemed to be slowly overflowing from the surface of her body.

Fortunately, at the next moment, Akiyama Megumi heard the elegant voice of Master Yuzao, with a gentle and charming voice that could not be resisted:

"...Don't be afraid! Calm down!"

"...Don't be afraid! Calm down!"

This allowed Qiu Shanhui to regain her divergent thoughts, her ups and downs quickly calmed down, and the abnormalities on her body also disappeared, as if it was just an illusion.

It didn't take long for her to regain control of her body, regain consciousness, and sit up from the bathtub.

Just now, just now was really dangerous...

Akiyama Megumi raised his hand to touch it in fear, and saw that the fair skin was as delicate as oil, far better than the previous skin quality, without leaving any abnormalities.

This made her slightly relieved.

PS: Welcome to the end of the annual holiday and the arrival of the working day.

Chapter 15: Huihui crosses the catastrophe, lightning strikes the landlord

In short, although there is a bit of beer smell on the body, people can't help but think of beer chicken, but this cleansing is successful after all.

Next, the excited Akiyama Hui couldn't wait to face the mirror in the bathroom, began to draw air into the body, and tried spiritism again.

This time, she channeled the psychic very smoothly, it was a matter of course!

——Accompanied by a burst of vast and profound mysterious power quietly descending from the void, the statue of the nine-tailed white fox hugged by Megumi Akiyama disappeared instantly.

The next moment, a mass of soft light lit up, like a flowing liquid, flowing all the way into her body, bringing a warm and comfortable touch.

Next, a pair of furry fox ears and a sleek fox tail popped out of her body.

The meteor and lightning pendant gold necklace that was originally worn on the statue of the nine-tailed white fox at the Akiyama Shrine was also stretched to a size suitable for human beings and worn around her neck, filled with a mysterious and mysterious atmosphere.

All kinds of spells and supernatural powers came to her mind, which she could use at her fingertips.

There is also an indescribable comfort that lingers in her body, making her physically and mentally excited.

Wahahaha, this witch has finally become a superhuman!

Touching his fox ears and tail happily, Akiyama Megumi was in such a good mood that he exploded.

Can't help but want to cheer, want to sing, want to jump... until I was awakened by Yu Zaoqian's loud shout from the depths of my soul:

"...What are you being so silly about? Go and give me a bath! Look at how dirty you are..."

After listening to Yuzao's reminder, Qiu Shanhui looked in the mirror, only to be shocked to find that his face had turned black at some point.

I lowered my head and touched it again, and found that my belly and thighs also secreted a layer of dirty greasy black mud, and it continued to increase.

At the same time, there were bursts of wriggling defecation and urination in Hui Akiyama's stomach.

How could this be... ah, I remembered!

After the mortals are washed, they are reborn, and the impurities in the body are removed, and they will naturally be excreted from various orifices.

No wonder the body and mind are so comfortable at this moment!

After trying to understand this level, Akiyama Hui immediately relaxed, and quickly closed the spiritual vision in his eyes that was consuming spiritual power, jumped onto the toilet with a stride, and poured it all down.Next, she got up and unplugged the bathtub, letting out the watered beer in the bathtub.

Next, Kei Akiyama turned on the shower head above the bathtub, released hot water, jumped in again, and scrubbed carefully.

——I have to say, with a pair of fox ears on the head and a fox tail behind the buttocks, it is really troublesome to take a bath.

Especially the ears and tail are not only furry, but also quite sensitive...

After finally washing, the bathtub was already full of muddy black water with hairs floating in it.

Akiyama Megumi wanted to drain the dirty water in the bathtub again, but found... the sewer seemed to be blocked!

Only one-third of the dark, greasy, dirty water was put in, and it couldn't be put in anymore.

She had no choice but to step out of the bathtub first, take out the hair dryer to dry her hair, and while blowing, she suddenly felt that the light outside dimmed.

She turned off the hair dryer, stretched out her hand to open the curtains, and opened the small window to look at the sky, only to see that the iron gray sky was covered with dark clouds, and even the air was obviously damp, as if it was a sign of heavy rain. .

Strange, the sun is still shining brightly in the morning?

"...Didn't the weather forecast say that it will be sunny today? Why did it make a false report?"

Akiyama Megumi muttered like this.

Seriously, in a place with a desert climate like Los Angeles, heavy rain like this is really rare.

Then, she heard the puzzled voice from Tamamomae's mind.

"...It's fine for others to say this, but why do you ask knowingly? My witch, isn't this the tribulation thunder you provoked?"

"... Huh? This is the tribulation thunder I want to cross? No way?" Looking up at the dark clouds in the sky, Akiyama Hui was surprised.

"...Why not? It is going against the sky to cleanse the mortals of your generation and change their bones, and the way of heaven will come down."

Yuzao said, "...Generally, it is mostly thunder and lightning, which is just for you to temper your body... How can you not know such common sense?"

"...Of course I know about crossing the catastrophe. But now it's been a long time since I drew my breath into my body...uh, it's been a full hour."

Looking at the mobile phone placed in the corner of the bathroom, Akiyama Megumi said, "...Why hasn't the tribulation thunder come down yet?"

"...Well, according to the common sense, the way of heaven is extensive, sparse but not leaky, and it is absolutely difficult to be deceived.

However, a newborn baby tiger is equally difficult to fight against a fierce dog; when a sage is a baby, his wisdom is no match for ordinary people.

At the beginning of primordial enlightenment, spiritual energy was born, and the way of heaven at this time is also like a baby, ignorant and ignorant, so it cannot be treated with common sense..."

Tamazamae explained in this way that the recovery of Reiki in the Los Angeles area is just beginning, and it is in an unstable embryonic stage.

And with any computer game and application that's just out (or even written), there are always countless bugs and bugs.

Therefore, the law of the way of heaven that appears with aura in this place today is only in its infancy, its performance is extremely unstable, it does not work from time to time, and there are often bugs and shutdowns. Not only does it have no tracking function, it is easy to hack the wrong person or miss the cross people, and the delay problem is extremely serious.

It's like forcing an antique 386 computer to run Win10 programs. Even if it can barely run, the response speed is so slow that it is very touching.

In this case, crossing the tribulation, it is likely to wait until the road of heaven is stuck and the BUG is running, and the people who cross the tribulation are already impatient and go home to sleep, and the tribulation thunder has just fallen.

——As for whether the lightning strikes passers-by or flowers and plants, only God knows.

Of course, this is only a chaotic situation that will appear in the initial short stage of spiritual energy recovery.

Just like a computer will be upgraded, the operation of the Heavenly Dao will also become smoother as the spiritual energy recovers.

According to what Yuzao said before, after a few months or a few years, the operation of the heavenly law will become normal, and there will be no such advantages to take advantage of.

After hearing this, Akiyama Hui couldn't help being a little worried-she was still in place, what if she was struck by lightning later?

Yu Zaoqian comforted her by saying that the level of air-introduction into the body is too low, even if it can trigger tribulation thunder, it is very weak and will not cause any catastrophe.

Qiu Shanhui now lives on the second floor of the apartment, and there is a third floor and a small attic above it. Even if there is a lightning strike, it is absolutely impossible to hit her.

Even if there is any eventuality, there is still the divine power of Yuzao to protect her!

After hearing this, Akiyama Hui also took his heart back into his stomach, just turned on the light in the bathroom, and then continued to blow his hair with the hair dryer.

But when it was time to dry her body and prepare to put on clothes, she couldn't help but face difficulties again.

"...Um... Tamamo-sama, can you please get out of my body? I'm going to get dressed now..."

——Witches are servants who serve the gods. If the upper body is their own gods, as long as the gods don't want to leave, the witches can't take the initiative to end the psychic.

"...Quit the psychic? Why do you want to quit the psychic?" Yu Zao asked lazily in Akiyama Hui's mind, "...Now you have been cleansed and the body smells good. I am in your Living in the body is very comfortable and safe, so I don’t want to move my nest anymore.”

Uh?Tamamomae wants to live in my body forever, so that I can always maintain the supernatural state of a magical girl... no, a psychic priestess?

Akiyama Hui was taken aback for a moment, but it wasn't that she didn't want to spend more time with Yu Zaoqian.

——Being able to bring a portable old grandpa by your side, no, portable old grandma, is not right, it is a portable vixen, but it is a very prestigious thing.

What's more, she was actually very afraid of being stolen or lost such a precious statue.

It's safest to put it in your own body - then no one can steal it!

But the problem is...

"...Master Yuzao, but I can't go out to meet people with my fox's ears and tail, can I?

And I can't even put on my pants! "

Akiyama Megumi stood in front of the mirror, holding a pair of shorts, his face full of embarrassment.

"...Ears and tails? That's easy!"

The next moment, Akiyama Megumi felt the top of his head and the back of his butt lighten, and the fox's ears and tail disappeared without a trace.

So Akiyama Hui breathed a sigh of relief, quickly put on underwear and a dress, and was about to go out of the bathroom.

Who knows at this very moment...

"...Boom!!!"

Accompanied by the loud thunder and howling wind, the cool rain fell head-on through the open window and splashed on Akiyama Megumi's face.

She quickly turned around and closed the window, and at the same time glanced at the scene outside the window, only to see that the street was already as dark as the night, and the buildings opposite were all lit up.

Bean-sized raindrops fell, crackling the glass windows.

Is this Thunder Tribulation?It feels really scary...

Qiu Shanhui muttered like this, although he was not very afraid of thunder, but he was still a little bit guilty.

But before she could get out of the bathroom, another huge bolt of lightning fell from the sky, seeming to strike straight towards the apartment where she was.

All of a sudden, she only felt that the surrounding area was bright, and she couldn't see anything clearly.

And the deafening bang made her tinnitus even more.

After finally recovering her vision, she saw that the light in the bathroom went off with a "click", and the surrounding area was dark.

The screams of the roommate next door, Valentina, sounded in my ears:

"...Wow! My game hasn't been saved yet!!!"

Uh, could this be... a power outage due to a lightning strike?

What was struck by lightning just now?transformer?

The electrical circuit of this house, shouldn't it cause problems?

While thinking so, Akiyama Hui turned on the flashlight function of the mobile phone, opened the door and walked out of the bathroom, wanting to check the situation in his room.

As a result, as soon as she entered the small living room, Akiyama Megumi saw the brunette Valentina tearing off the earphones on her head, while rushing out of her bedroom, shouting, "My pillow! My pillow is still drying." It's on the roof!"