Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

——The beauty that makes all women crazy about it!

"...OK! Everyone is here now! Now, I announce that the first preparatory meeting of the Fox Miko Heavenly Group has begun!"

Megumi Akiyama pointed to the PPT she had just made on the laptop, and said loudly, "...In view of the current situation in the United States, in order to gain popularity as quickly as possible and establish the influence of my lord in the United States, I plan to use idol girl In the form of a group, I will lead you to debut online!

However, it would be too slow to start honestly as a rookie YouTuber.Therefore, I am going to use the existing fan traffic first.

——Sonia, please hand over your TikTok, Ins and YouTube accounts and confiscate them!Promote a wave to your fans first! "

In this regard, the little Internet celebrity Sonia naturally has no objections, and even added, "...In addition to TikTok (抖音), Ins and YouTube, do you want an onlyfans account? In fact, I mostly post on onlyfans recently. Personal video, because it makes a lot of money on it..."

"...cough cough, onlyfans don't need it, what we lack most now is not money, but influence and popularity..."

PS: I didn't come back until ten o'clock, and finally rushed out a chapter, trying to catch another chapter later.

Chapter 32, everything is ready, but there is no electricity

As a loyal servant of the ancient fox god Yuzaoqian (Empress Daji), spreading the faith is the vocation of the shrine maiden Megumi Akiyama.

The more believers the Fox Goddess has and the wider her influence, the stronger the extraordinary power she can master as a witch.

Therefore, long before pulling the people around her to join her as a convert, she had repeatedly thought about the missionary issue at this initial stage.

However, due to the special situation of this era, many conventional propaganda routines are simply impossible to do.

Today, Los Angeles is in the midst of a closed city due to the epidemic. Whether it is door-to-door preaching or organizing religious gatherings, it is a violation of the regulations.

She also has no legal religious status in the United States, and strictly speaking, she cannot preach in a serious way.

Not to mention, although the white leftists rule in California and multiculturalism prevails, the local Christian churches are also full of strange and non-mainstream. Unlike Catholicism, which is relatively well organized, Protestantism is a hodgepodge of many religious orders, which can It is said that there are all kinds of sutras.

Among them, the Baptist Church of the rednecks and the Mormon Church in Salt Lake City seem to be somewhat decent organizational systems.

However, the outrageous teachings of the various strange Protestant churches here in California can make Chinese people think of Hong Xiuquan's Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, and the speed of establishment, splitting, dissolution, and reorganization of these small churches is also comparable to that of the Internet. Separation and reunification of small companies.

However, if it encounters the invasion of "non-Christian" paganism, it is hard to say whether it will arouse their collective rejection.

Therefore, preaching with great fanfare in Los Angeles is not feasible. The general environment is really not suitable, and the funds and contacts are not supported.

It is also not a wise choice to choose to preemptively announce one's supernatural power in order to make a name and attract believers.

——The current Los Angeles is not the kind of supernatural city that has formed a certain degree of underground order in the extraordinary circle after a long period of time. It allows those with supernatural powers to open offices and advertise to receive orders. Exorcise demons, come to fame and earn money...

Such a good market environment does not exist in Los Angeles at this moment, because the mainstream people still think that this is a world without magic.

Even if Akiyama Megumi puts up a signboard to start an exorcism and exorcism office, it is estimated that no serious customers will come to entrust them, and only people will come to see the fun.

Well, maybe some of my peers will take the opportunity to come and attack me first, so I'll be the first to attack...

——The western United States, which is currently in the budding stage of spiritual recovery, is basically a dark forest. Those forces that may have mastered extraordinary power are temporarily hidden under the water. Hui Akiyama does not know the existence of the other party, nor does he know the attitude of the other party, let alone Know each other's strengths and weaknesses.

In this way, it is impossible to establish any trust between the supernatural forces, and there will be no established rules.

If anyone walks out of this deep dark forest first and exposes his own existence, he may immediately become the target of fire.

Well, it may also become the key focus of the US official power, and even be made worse by those smart bureaucrats.

——For details, you can refer to a series of broken incidents between SHIELD and superheroes in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

As an American bureaucrat who has inherited the glorious tradition of the British Empire, he has always been determined not to be a human being.

In addition, Akiyama Megumi is not clear about how much the American officials know about the recovery of spiritual energy, and whether they have any cards in mysticism.

Therefore, the cowardly little witch Qiu Shanhui thought it over and over again, and felt that she was a visitor from a foreign country, so it's better not to be too arrogant, and wait for others to show up first.

And Dolores, who is well aware of all kinds of bad deeds in the United States, is not in favor of contacting the government in the short term in view of the various shortcomings and virtues in the history of the Federation: Although the black bald head of SHIELD has many problems, it is not bad at all. A little bottom line.But in reality, the federal government may not even have this bottom line!

Otherwise, when the epidemic is spreading across the United States, supply chains are broken everywhere, and nurses are forced to use garbage bags to make their own protective clothing, many bigwigs in Washington are still thinking of hoarding medical supplies and selling them at high prices.

If they really had even a little bit of humanity, they wouldn't be doing nothing like this!

Therefore, after the above-mentioned comprehensive considerations, the rational decision made by the little witch Akiyama Megumi is-the net red debut, the idol preaches!

In this way, it can not only avoid the stay-at-home order of the city, spread the image without leaving home, but also temporarily avoid exposing the extraordinary power publicly.

——Entertainment is paramount these days. In Japan, there are monks who become Internet celebrities by playing, playing, and singing. In the United States, there are rap nuns, YouTube masters, and talk show pastors who make their debut as Ins bloggers.She, a psychic priestess, naturally has to keep up with the trend, and become an idol in order to promote the belief of her own god!

Coincidentally, relying on the knowledge instilled by the fox god, she and her three attendants have already mastered the classical dance music, poetry etiquette and sacrificial rituals of China, Japan and India, as well as a series of life skills such as flower arrangement, tea ceremony, calligraphy, etc. In an instant, she evolved into a culturally talented woman who can make her debut immediately.

Moreover, they also have a certain degree of performance foundation.

——Sonia was originally a YouTube host who was a professional online celebrity selfie video; the landlady Dolores has a mother who is a soap opera actress, so-so, she is a family of actors, and she was still working in Hollywood before becoming a landlord; Enlargement is also a struggle to study towards entering the entertainment industry.

Even the little witch Akiyama Hui herself has at least the experience of dancing Kagura dance in public.

Wouldn't it be possible to form an idol girl group when these four high-value girls with different styles come together?

In addition to the software quality of being an idol, in this seemingly old and small apartment, there are actually ready-made hardware equipment.

——As long as Sonia takes out her outfit as an Internet celebrity YouTube host, fill lights, microphones, headphones, live broadcast sound cards for mixers, mobile phone holders, cameras, and computers with related software installed, etc., all will be ready. Everything is available, and there are even many small musical instruments and costumes.

And in Megumi Akiyama's luggage, there are also a lot of priestess costumes, priest costumes, Japanese ornaments and sacrificial supplies she brought, as well as a lot of furnishings from the toy shrine at the comic exhibition in Los Angeles in early January-because the responsible The people who cleaned up the meeting place didn't know what to do with these things or whether they should be discarded, so they packed them up and threw them to Akiyama Hui, and then transported them to this apartment in a small truck in a daze.

In this way, the software and hardware needed to form a witch idol group seem to have been assembled in this apartment.

The next step is to determine the name of the girl group idol group.

The ancient fox god Yuzao had a long lifespan and had many titles, each with its own advantages and disadvantages——although her identity as Inari God is a righteous god, her topicality is not enough; It's rich enough, but the reputation is a little bit worse.

The remaining Indian princesses and other identities are unknown, and their popularity is comparable to that of Little Transparent.

What's more troublesome is that it is often difficult for ordinary people to associate her so many identities together-who can figure out such a super stitch monster?

Therefore, Akiyama Megumi decided to blur this aspect and named it "Fox Witch Tiantuan".

——As for who this "fox" refers to, you can play freely, and you can play whatever you want in the filmed MV.

So far, the preparatory meeting for the debut of the girl group seems to have everything in place, except for one thing - no electricity!

Chapter 33 Cold fusion in the palm of your hand

"...The PPT of this idol girl group project is very good, and the name of [Fox Miko] is also good, and my equipment can be used.

But... we still have one of the biggest hurdles to tackle right now. "

The Russian blonde girl Sonia looked at the PPT made by Megumi Akiyama on the laptop for a while, and said, "...there is no electricity here!"

After hearing this, the faces of Dolores and Valentina also collapsed.

——It has been a week since the entire street was cut off due to lightning strikes, but the power supply to this apartment has not yet been restored.

Although the landlady, Ms. Dolores, has called the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power and the Edison Electric Company many times these days, but all she got was perfunctory or perfunctory—these departments were originally known for their inefficiency, but now they are facing the epidemic. , and the repair speed is even slower than a snail.

In the same way, the piped gas on this street has not been restored so far.

Therefore, the four women in this house can only continue to live a camping life in the house-taking cold showers every day, cooking and making coffee with alcohol stoves and portable gas stoves, lighting candles and kerosene lamps, and relying on solar power. board or start your car to charge your phone, tablet and laptop...

As for when the power will be restored, it is still unknown-maybe it will be next month?

In this way, the question arises—without internet or electricity, how should the Fox Witch Tiantuan make videos?

Is it really possible to be a YouTuber with just a smartphone?Is it the same as that kind of super shabby outdoor street shooting?

This feeling is really too LOW, right?There is nothing to force the grid!

Moreover, the operation of cutting corners like this also wastes the peerless beauties of the four high-quality beauties here!

To solve this problem, Sonia's suggestion is to buy a home emergency generator and a few barrels of gasoline, and make do with self-generated electricity.

As for the network, we can only use the mobile phone's wireless data first - anyway, everyone still has some money, and the fee can still be paid for the time being.

But the little witch Akiyama Hui said triumphantly that she had prepared a more compelling solution.

"...Don't worry, everything is under control. As long as there is God's blessing, there will be electricity."

Akiyama Hui tried her best to straighten her ordinary chest, put on a great look and said, "...I have already prepared for everything."

As she spoke, she took out a round translucent ball and placed it in the center of the coffee table.

The other three women took a closer look, and saw that the object was blue on the outside and green on the inside, like a jelly, with a pair of big shiny eyes, and three antennas stuck on it. At first glance, it looked like the slime that must be found in Novice Village in fantasy games— ——The kind of ultra-low-level jelly monster that jumps around "puyo puyo" in the grass.

"...Is there anything special about this slime?"

Sonia and Valentina curiously poked the appearance of this "Slime" with its tender Q-bomb, and found that it seemed to be much quieter than the slime in the game, even if it was touched by someone's finger. I poked it, but there was no reaction: I didn't jump away, and I didn't spit to fight back.

If it wasn't for the pair of big eyes that occasionally blinked twice, maybe it really took it for a big jelly.

"...This is not an ordinary slime, it is the mascot and patron saint of my hometown Fukushima Prefecture, called [Tritium]!"

Akiyama Megumi said, "...now that the aura is revived, and Master Yuzao has returned, this [Tritium] has also been activated and has become my shikigami..."

"...[Tritium Treasure]? This name sounds weird." Valentina thought about the name for a while, but still couldn't understand its meaning, she couldn't help complaining, "...No matter how I look at it, I just think it It's a slime with an antenna plugged in - is there anything special about that?"

"...Of course, this thing is filled with nuclear waste water. You can translate it into a tritium element elf, or a nuclear fusion slime. As for the function... probably like the chest of Iron Man Tony, the one that emits It’s about the same as a blu-ray gadget.” Akiyama Hui thought for a while and said.

"... Iron Man? Mark's suit? Could it be... that miniature nuclear reactor? Oh, I'm actually holding a hydrogen bomb!!!"

Dolores, who had just picked up the 【Trium Treasure】to take a closer look, couldn't help shaking her hands when she heard the words, and almost dropped the 【Trium Treasure】on the ground.

At the same time, Valentina and Sonia also turned pale instantly...

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Although Dolores, Valentina, and Sonia all feel a little unacceptable to rashly use such a high-end and atmospheric thing as [cold nuclear fusion] to generate electricity for their houses.However, under Kei Akiyama's insistence, the plan of [Nuclear Power Apartment] was finally passed.

"...Just put [Triium Treasure] into a basin of sea water, let it float on the surface of the water, and then plug in the wiring board at its position..."

Megumi Akiyama moved into the house the two barrels of seawater she had ordered her landlady, Dolores, to drive to the beach, dumped them into a plastic basin, and then threw [Tritium] into it.It didn't take long for this chubby [Tritium] to become green, blue and sparkling.

Next, as Megumi Akiyama connected the plug to the wiring board, a certain LED desk lamp that had been off for a week began to shine again!

Seeing that there was indeed a call, the three girls couldn't help cheering, and they took their mobile phones and tablets to connect them to charge, as if they had completely forgotten their previous fear of nuclear reactors.But Qiu Shanhui was relieved, but also felt a little sad and inexplicable.

Others are just one gas into three cleans, but this [Triium Treasure] is one gas into deuterium and tritium... It just sounds like a nuclear explosion!

So many nuclear physics experts around the world, Hao Shouqiong, have not researched cold nuclear fusion for decades, but now it is used to power an old small apartment... If such a reckless practice is spread, I am afraid it will definitely be a "nuclear expert" Seeing it hurts my heart, and Iron Man weeps when I hear it." Ah!

But Megumi Akiyama is also very helpless about this, because the cold nuclear fusion of [Triium Treasure] belongs to the category of mysticism and cannot be explained by natural science at all.

Moreover, its normal operation and power generation is also inseparable from the spiritual veins at the foot of this apartment, and there is no possibility of any promotion at all for the time being.

Therefore, it can only be used as an emergency power supply, and the scope of application is limited to this apartment...

Then, after the problem of power supply in the apartment was solved, the next problem was the dance studio and live broadcast room for the Fox Maiden Tiantuan to shoot videos.

——Originally, like many new YouTubers, Sonia used her bedroom as a live broadcast room, but this bedroom was not only decorated by her in an exaggerated Disney princess style, it had no East Asian style at all, and the total area was only eight square meters, half of which is occupied by a big bed.

When Sonia was an Internet celebrity before, she had to sit on the bed and be the anchor, otherwise she couldn't move.Now that the entire fox witch maiden group is debuting, if they still stay in this small bedroom and start the broadcast...there can't be four girls lying on the same bed and playing [Squeeze], right?

However, Megumi Akiyama has already planned for this, and has a well-thought-out plan:

"... Isn't the street-facing shop on the first floor of this apartment originally a cat cafe? Let's choose it as a dance studio!"

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Chapter 34: Here Come Meow! (I wish a happy Meow Festival in the Year of the Tiger tomorrow)

Ten o'clock in the morning, on the first floor of the apartment, with shops facing the street

The ancient fox god Yuzao turned into a small nine-tailed white fox, strolling around a newly completed shrine, looking around.

"...Is this the first shrine of this palace in the New World? Hmm, it looks quite delicate..."

——Stone-paved approach, vermilion torii gates and jade walls (fences around the shrine) that separate the gods from the human world, pillars and ropes hanging from the gate, stone lanterns on both sides of the approach for lighting and exorcising evil spirits, black lacquer and gold The sacrificial offering box, the big bell hanging above the offering box, the hand water house filled with clear water, and the long-handled spoon for washing hands and rinsing mouth before offering sacrifices...Under the auspices of Akiyama Megumi, all the things that should be in a decent shrine, It's all here.

Except for the above size specification, it seems to be a little small, and it can't even accommodate elementary school students to walk in and visit the shrine from the front.

——Yes, this so-called "shrine" is actually just a large shrine, or an extra-large cat climbing frame in the shape of a Japanese shrine.

The appearance can refer to the building model in the lobby of the sales department of the real estate company.

Because it itself was transformed from the cat climbing frame in the cat cafe on the first floor of the apartment.

——December last year, a few college students rented the shop on the first floor of the apartment and planned to open a cat cafe. As a result, the preliminary decoration had just been completed, and they caught up before they had time to buy cats and store cat food. The outbreak of the "Corona" epidemic in the United States and the closure of Los Angeles...

Seeing that the business could not continue, these college students all abandoned their rent and ran away, leaving only a cat cafe without cats.