Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

Now, the Fox Witches Heavenly Group is reusing the waste of this place and transforming it into a shrine dedicated to the ancient fox gods and a stage for their performances.

——The fox belonging to the canine family has occupied the territory that should belong to cats. It seems that it can be regarded as a victory in the eternal war between cats and dogs?

Then, to the surprise of the little witch Akiyama Megumi, the landlady Dolores, an Irish-born red-necked girl born on a Louisiana farm, is actually a handicraft expert, such as sawing boards, hammering nails, painting paint, and even splicing. The circuits are all very skilled.

And the Russian girl Sonia and the Mexican girl Valentina also know some female celebrity skills of cutting and sewing. They were all made by herself by looking for materials or transforming old clothes.

In addition, the ancient fox god Yuzao also instilled in them a lot of ancient female red needlework skills.Although it has been thousands of years, it is still useful.

Therefore, the four of them worked together and quickly changed the cat activity area of ​​the cat cafe into the "cat nest shrine".

They also placed as many potted plants as possible around the "Cat's Nest Shrine" to serve as the "guardian's forest" of the shrine.

At the same time, the entire cat cafe is decorated in an "Oriental style" - of course, the "Oriental style" in the eyes of Americans is the same as Chinese food in the United States, which looks a bit nondescript, but since you want to base yourself on this, you can also You have to do as the Romans do.

Therefore, tatami mats and paper sliding doors coexist, couplets and red lanterns are the same color, lucky cats and Guan Gong statues stand side by side, plus bamboo curtains and wind chimes...

Although due to the limited environment and conditions, this "Cat Nest Shrine" still looks a bit cramped, but the four of them have done their best.

"...Well, although it is small and crude, but now is the time to start a business, it is not appropriate to waste money, so let's do the shrine's affairs first!"

Squatting in front of the "worship hall" converted from a cat litter, stretching out his paws to touch the hand water house converted from a cat drinking basin, Tamamo nods reluctantly.

Hearing what Yuzao said, Akiyama Megumi, who was still a little apprehensive, immediately hung up the plaque of [Fox Shrine] as if he had been pardoned.

(In order to blur the identity of this fox god, we only say that it is the Fox Shrine, which can be understood as Inari God or other gods.)

Next, it is to hold the opening ceremony of this cat nest shrine.

Compared with other religions, the sacrificial rituals of Japanese shrines should be relatively simple.

The current situation is special, and it is impossible to gather a large number of believers to watch, so everything can only be kept simple, so it is even simpler.

Basically, respectfully invite Lord Fox God to sit up and squat in the "shrine-style cat climbing frame".Then Akiyama Megumi put on the red and white shrine maiden clothes, and then put on Chihaya embroidered with crane and pine patterns on the white clothes, put on a gold crown, inserted flower hairpins, held a Kagura bell, and danced a Kagura dance.

Then Dolores, the owner of the house, threw coins into the offering box symbolically, and then rang the bell of the cat nest shrine,

All four people bowed twice to pray according to the etiquette, clapped their hands twice to pray for blessings, and then bowed once again, and the whole sacrificial process was over.

And the ancient fox god who was worshiped also cooperated in blessing, so that the entire Maowo Shrine was covered with aura-although ordinary people can't see it with the naked eye, but in the spiritual vision of an extraordinary person, this small The small shrine has a ethereal aura, and it somewhat has the charm of a fairyland.

Seeing that the work was done, the four girls couldn't help but relax, and began to discuss how to eat and drink to celebrate.

Is it calling Panda Express and ordering a table of Chinese food takeaway?How about some sushi and sake?

However, before they could come to a conclusion, they heard the ancient fox god Yuzaoqian in the shrine remind quietly:

"...Let me tell you...it doesn't seem like it's time to celebrate now, right? Although this house is dilapidated, it is now the place where the spirit veins are located. It is bound to be coveted and robbed by others. Now there are enemies coming to attack from outside! You still Why don't you go out and fight?"

What?Enemy coming?Is it a ghost or a demon?

It's still daytime!Could it be that the demons and ghosts in the United States are so full of martial arts that they dare to show up in broad daylight?

The little witch Qiu Shanhui was shocked when she heard the words, and hurriedly channeled the spirit again to let the fox go up.The other three girls took down the wooden boards of the window with their hands.

——Even before the power outage caused by the lightning strike, the security of the block where the apartment is located was not very good, so after the group of guys who wanted to open a cat cafe quit the lease and ran away, the doors and windows of the shops on the ground floor , they were all sealed up by the landlady with wooden boards.

After dismantling a board, Dolores grabbed her newly bought double-barreled shotgun and loaded two buckshots; Megumi Akiyama, the little witch, held a coin; Valentina and Sonia each took a A baseball bat... The four of them looked around through the gaps in the planks, but found that there seemed to be nothing unusual on the street.

Uh, no, there is indeed something wrong.

The sharp-eyed Akiyama Megumi finally saw that in the dark alley diagonally opposite the apartment, there seemed to be a frighteningly large number of small black shadows moving.

After a while, a black cat came out of the alley, squatted at the door of the snack shop opposite the apartment, and stared straight at the apartment.

Soon, the second, third, fourth, fifth... In less than a minute, there were more than 1 cats squatting on the opposite side of the road. The curious onlookers of the passers-by even stopped to take pictures of the cats with their mobile phones.

"...Uh, Tamamo-mae-sama, the enemies you mentioned...could be these cats?"

Akiyama Hui 囧囧 made fun of it.

PS: Tomorrow, February 2nd is the Cat Festival. I would like to wish everyone a happy Cat Festival in the Year of the Tiger in advance!

Later, an explanatory material will be issued in the work related to explain the origin of the cat festival.

Chapter 35: The Cat God Arrives (Happy Cat Day)

I am a cat.

Sly cat.

hovering on the edge of the city.

Look coldly at the world.

Hanging around the gray area.

Otherworldly... so hungry!

After stroking his growling belly, a shiny black cat shook its ears, jumped onto the fire hydrant, and looked down arrogantly at all living beings.

Around the black cat, there were more than 30 cats squatting on the ground at this time, including many different colors and varieties.

There are white cats, black cats, orange cats, tabby cats, blue cats, and tabby cats... Some of these cats have beautiful and neat coats and bow ties. You can tell at a glance that they are well-cared for by their owners. Cats, some cats are thin but vigorous, with wild and sharp eyes, obviously wild cats...

These cats, who shouldn't have had many intersections, gathered at the same place at this moment, making passers-by very curious.

Would the rebellious and unruly cats in the legend also take such a large-scale collective action?

Under the curious onlookers of the passers-by, I saw the black cat standing on the fire hydrant, meowing loudly, and said in a language that humans could not understand:

"...Today, we gather here to take the first step to conquer the world!

Did you see meow?The house in front is the promised land bestowed on you by fate, meow!

The ground there is full of nice-smelling catnip, and the corners are full of cardboard boxes!There are also all kinds of toys and endless cat strips!

Now, let us attack the Promised Land!Don't hesitate, don't hesitate!For victory, meow! ! ! "

——Although he spoke impassionedly, to the human ears watching around, it was still just a series of unrecognizable meows.

However, this scene of a cat spitting wildly at a group of cats is still interesting to passers-by.

"...Eh? Is this cat giving a speech? It looks so fun! Mom, come and take a look!"

"...Well, it's really interesting. But don't get close to it, these wild cats are dirty, what if they get scratched?"

"...It's really rare to see so many cats together, my dear, please take a photo for me as a souvenir!"

"...Little cat, come here! I have dried fish here!"

In short, after the mobilization speech, the black cat shook its ears, jumped off the fire hydrant lightly, and rushed across the road first.

And the more than 30 cats of various sizes that were summoned by it also stood up one after another, and started to cross the road collectively behind the black cat.

The "Army of Meows" queuing up like this has naturally attracted the attention of many people.Some stopped to take pictures for a while, some squatted down to pet the cats, and some young ladies were curious about feeding them... It was very effective in distracting the cats who were not concentrating.

As a result, even though the black cat crossed the road first with unrecognizable catwalks, and other cats followed it, each cat kept meowing back and forth—all kinds of [walking] Such a long journey is really tiring] [Is there really catnip there? 】【Boss, don't lie to the cat! 】【Very hungry meow!If I don’t have cat strips, I’ll go home for dinner] and so on, if human beings can understand the meowing language, they will definitely “puchi” and laugh.

To make matters worse, cats kept falling behind along the way. Although the leading black cat turned around to greet him several times, they were all cats after all...

So, when they actually crossed the street and came to the door of the apartment across the street, there were only a dozen or so of the thirty or so cats left.

As for the other [-] cats, they either squatted squatting and being stroked by passers-by in turn, or ran into the flower bed to catch bugs for fun, or chased the ladies and brothers who were watching and taking pictures, and started rolling and begging for food. I started to find a warm place to lie down in the sun and take a nap...

- Cats are nocturnal animals, so they should sleep during the day!

Looking back at this desperate scene, the boss of the black cat really felt really cool.

How can it be repaired!You unspirited lazy cats!Why don't you even have this bit of perseverance?

Shame on me!Shame on you!

If you continue to be as depraved and decadent as you are, when will the great cats conquer mankind and rule the world?

As long as the world is conquered, shall we be short of servants, toys, and small fish?

However, although the little cats and sisters are really not strong enough, the strong black cat sister, the brave black cat sister, and the black cat sister who is not afraid of difficulties, continue to walk towards the promised land in their hearts— —Cat Cafe, launched the final sprint.

In her cat's eyes with spiritual vision activated, that seemingly inconspicuous old house is exuding a seductive mysterious aura!

This must be the promised land given to me by fate!I will go to the glory of meow life here!

A certain spiritual black cat, or the cat god Buster, thought so confidently.

——Only a month ago, she was still an ordinary stray cat with nothing to do. She was not catching mice and digging through trash cans every day, chasing humans and begging for food, occasionally fighting with other cats or mating with cubs, and the rest of the time Sleeping in the box and basking in the sun with nothing to do...

All in all, just like any other stray cat in the city.

But on a clear night, when she was standing on the wall, looking up at the sky full of stars and the bloody crimson moon, a certain grand and majestic mysterious power descended on her without warning, making her feel like As if reborn, he suddenly gained wisdom and realized his extraordinaryness.

She is no ordinary stray cat!

She is the beautiful and intelligent cat god Buster!

She's higher than all cats and everyone!He was born to conquer the world, to be a great existence like a cat over a cat, no, a man over a cat!

Looking back on the mediocre meow life in the past, the black cat goddess Buster couldn't help feeling extremely remorseful, and wanted to regain her god position and surpass all others.

For a noble existence like her, she should sit in a magnificent and gorgeous temple and enjoy the small dried fish and bird meat skewers offered by the servants.

How can you curl up in the dark and dirty sewer, dig through the trash can by yourself, and eat those spoiled leftovers?

But the problem is that the ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

She who just woke up is too weak, and the spiritual power in the surrounding air is too lacking.

All kinds of magical spells were clearly memorized in her mind, but she couldn't perform them at all, and she couldn't even communicate with humans.

And those cats around her who have no ambition and only know how to eat, play, sleep and sleep really discouraged the black cat goddess.

——Just relying on these soulless good-for-nothings, how long will it take to achieve the great cause of conquering the world!

Chapter 36, Eighteen Palms of the Cat

Fortunately, a few days after awakening, the black cat goddess who was thinking about her future plans suddenly felt a mysterious eruption of energy from afar.

After tracing all the way to the past and avoiding the sticks and stones of several idlers, the black cat goddess Buster finally found a magical house with great magic power gushing out from the ground of the house like a fountain , making this house look like a god's domain in the eyes of a transcendent.

Even though it was a street away, the little bit of magic power that overflowed made her feel extremely comfortable, and her whole body was so fulfilled inside and out.

The magic skills that had been locked and unusable due to lack of magic power before had been slightly loosened, and some small magic formulas could be used.

Even better, through the wisdom gained before, the Black Cat Goddess also recognized from the signboard of the house that this place turned out to be a cat cafe!

In the eyes of stray cats on the street, what kind of place is a cat cafe?

Naturally, it is full of cat food and toys, and the excrement shoveler takes the initiative to invite guests to play with him. He eats and plays every day. It is a safe and warm luxury hotel!

Uh huh, I see, this must be the promised land bestowed on me by fate, meow! ! ! !

Just like that, on that dark night, the black cat goddess Buster excitedly pissed on the wall outside the apartment as a mark.

Meow!Mark it, here will be Ben Meow's new kingdom from now on!

Of course, although Buster, the black cat goddess, marked the territory, she was in no rush to drill into the house.

Because she knows very well that not everyone likes cats, and not everyone is willing to feed cats and be a shit shoveler.

If she was alone like this, sneaking into the house recklessly, she might be thrown out by the Twolegs inside.

This is too much without the presence of gods!

What's more, even if the people living here are willing to adopt her, she is not willing to live alone in this house.

——As a majestic cat god, how can he not have a few cats around him as followers to fill the show?At any rate, there must be a bit of a godly card, right?

Therefore, relying on the neurotic thinking circuit of cat people, the black cat goddess Buster quickly made a decision that she would organize a powerful cat army, relying on the power of cats, to capture this cat cafe, and then create a cat cafe. Overlord the building and build your own cat kingdom in this "magic land"!

Well, as a god, such a domineering idea is not wrong-only the strong can live in the geomantic treasure land!

But the problem is that the action efficiency of the cats is really low, and the organization and coordination ability is even worse.

Black Cat Goddess Buster spent nearly half a month walking the streets, wandering here and there, fighting with wild cats, looking for house cats to make friends with, coaxing, tricking and spell bewitching, so busy looking for something to eat She didn't have much time, so she managed to gather her [Army of Cats] today.

Then, regardless of her hunger, she led the group of cats and cats to launch a great holy war against the "Promised Land"!

But even so, during this day's march, this unorganized and undisciplined army of cats and cats really drove God crazy!

During the previous assembly in the parking lot two streets away, Buster, the black cat goddess, once called a mighty more than 50 cats.