Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

Coupled with a pair of bright and big eyes, Serena's whole person is handsome and heroic, full of wild charm.

In the past, due to traditional prejudice, Chen Qiuhan always felt that black people generally have small heads, wide foreheads and thick lips, which is not very good-looking.

Moreover, after coming to the United States to study, Chen Qiuhan even noticed that some pretty-looking little black girls exude such a strong odor that they smell three feet against the wind and ten feet against the wind, and they don't need deodorant at all. Can't hold it down... It's really not in his strike zone.

However, this Selena, who has the same name as Catwoman, has refreshed Chen Qiuhan's cognition - because after close contact, Chen Qiuhan was surprised to find that Selina not only has the appearance of a Hollywood star, but also has absolutely no trace of her body. It has an unpleasant body odor, but it has a wonderful and elegant fragrance.

At this moment, the black girl was wearing a loose pajamas, laying down on the carpet to play with the cat, but she was surrounded by groups of cats, pressed on the floor with all their strength, facing the cat. She rubbed and rubbed, and even got into her clothes, making her scream and laugh...

When the girls watching TV news on the sofa heard the noise and turned their heads to look over, Serena took out the little milk cat from her collar and explained dumbfoundingly, "...the cats are so enthusiastic, He just wanted to eat me."

Qiuhan Chen: I'm so jealous, why can't I become a cat?woo woo woo——

At this moment, the landlady Dolores tapped the pot with a spoon and brought out the breakfast.

In order to "take care" of Chen Qiuhan, a Chinese student studying abroad, Dolores made fried rice with eggs for breakfast.

But how should I put it, just like American "American Chinese food", Dolores' egg fried rice is also modified by American magic.

Although the steps of this fried rice are similar to those made in small roadside restaurants in China, a lot of onions, peppers, tomato sauce, peanut butter are added... In short, this fried rice has no taste except bitterness at the end. Yes, and the smell is still very strong...

No way, this is the "Chinese food" that Americans like to eat, and it is very likely that quite a few Chinese people can't eat it at all.

Just like the Western food in East Asia, it will also make European and American tourists feel a little awkward.

Fortunately, Chen Qiuhan has been in the United States for several years, so he has adapted to the taste of "American Chinese food", but when eating fried rice with a spoon, he still can't help complaining, saying that he ate so much in the morning The hot peppers and strong seasonings may cause acne and so on.

"...Compared with small things like acne on your face, do you have more troublesome problems to care about? Brother patient!"

The little witch Akiyama Hui said calmly in Mandarin, "...when you woke up this morning, were you hard?"

Chen Qiuhan immediately sprayed rice.

"...Hey, just looking at your expression, I know that you must not be able to do it today. Brother.

However, as the saying goes, sickness comes like a mountain fall, and sickness goes like a thread, and it takes a hundred days to hurt the muscles and bones. This kind of thing can't be rushed.

Anyway, you don't have a girlfriend in the United States, so you can't use that thing.So let’s be soft, just to quit masturbation so as not to hurt the body, isn’t it? "

Chen Qiuhan: I feel like my fist is hard! !

——This maiden from Fukushima Prefecture, Japan, who speaks standard Mandarin, is Chen Qiuhan's most troublesome communication partner these days.

He is obviously a minor, but his Chinese is so fluent that he doesn't speak Japanese at all, and his integrity is so lacking that one wonders if this guy has any sense of shame.

There is an extremely sharp contrast with the loli appearance of this little witch—although she claims to be a female high school student, but with her slender, tender, petite and miniature figure, and her delicate and cute baby face, even if she is a Elementary school students, I am afraid that some people believe it.

As a priestess, when this little girl speaks English or Japanese, she often has a cool and quiet mysterious expression, which is quite a bit of a magic stick, especially when she is holding a white fox or waving imperial coins. At first glance, she looked like a miko who came out of a manga.

But when it comes to Chinese, this little girl is really outspoken, her words are not shocking and she can't stop dying...

——Anyway, Chen Qiuhan was often choked to the point of being speechless.

At first, Chen Qiuhan thought that there were cultural differences and conceptual barriers.

But then he gradually came to his senses... Could this little girl be teasing me?

Poor Witch Akiyama Megumi: That's right, I'm ranting against this rich second generation, guess the reason!

However, to be honest, Chen Qiuhan feels pretty good about being able to communicate with someone in his native language in this foreign country.

Subconsciously, it's like playing with a cat. Even if you get scratched by a small paw once in a while, it's not painful or itchy, and it doesn't make you angry.

On the other hand, even though Megumi Akiyama often speaks out against people, she is actually very satisfied with the special effects artist Qiuhan Chen who came to her door.

——Although this guy is still a student, special effects are only rookie level, but it is better than no special effects!

Previously, what she and Sonia could do was at best edit the material and add a soundtrack.

More importantly, the other party's work attitude is quite serious. On the day of check-in, he turned on the computer to create special effects for Akiyama Megumi's Kagura Dance and Otaku Dance MV, and then pulled a green screen to change the background.In addition, he also gave Akiyama Megumi's cat and fox movies a lot of interesting ideas.

In view of Chen Qiuhan being so diligent and hardworking, Akiyama Megumin was merciful, not caring about his little mistake of peeking at Serena taking a shower...

Chapter 71, The Last Peaceful Daily Life

In the small living room of the apartment suite, Megumi Akiyama, Sonia, and Qiuhan Chen were watching a situational cat movie that had just been produced on the laptop.

——The title is "Yeqin Meow Building".

Female shit shovel officer (played by Sonia) in a stylish dress: Bad cat!Look at you, you don't look like a good boy at all!

Look what a good thing you've done?I just sent you to a cat cafe when I was traveling, and after one night in foster care, you bloated five little female cats in one go and ruined their innocence. Responsibility!How should it end now?

This cat can give birth to seven or eight cats in one litter, and the five litters add up to forty kittens!Where can I afford it?If I knew earlier, I should have castrated you...

Wait, I'll take a call first.

Hello?That's right, I am its owner, sorry to trouble you... what?Are you here to thank me?Because my cat is a famous cat with a pedigree certificate, so having sex with a hybrid female cat is equivalent to improving the cat breed, and I have to pay me a breeding fee according to the regulations?The pay scale is... wow!

(eyes light up) A sum of money for every kitten born?There are still many female cats who want my cats to come to breed?

good good good good!It must be no problem, I will send my kitten to my house later!Remember to put the last breeding fee into my card as soon as possible!

(Changes face instantly, smiles broadly, gives thumbs up)

Kitty!You did a good job mason, keep working hard today, continue to fuck a few more female cats, I will count on you for next month's rent!

Famous cat (voiceover): My life is so hard, other cats only need to eat, sleep and play, but I have to feed such a big waste wood shovel officer, meow?

Angry mongrel castrate (voice): What else can I complain about every day?I also want such a blissful life, meow!

A poor house girl who can't afford a famous cat (played by Megumi Akiyama): Look at other people's cats, they don't even know how to earn money to support their owners, what kind of pet are you?

The loveless hybrid castrated cat (voice): Meow!Who thought I was noisy and had to cut my eggs meow?

……

"... Very good, the soundtrack is very relevant, and the special effects are also very suitable for the occasion, especially the dubbing you personally made for the eunuch, which is even more amazing!"

The little witch Qiu Shanhui turned around and gave Chen Qiuhan a thumbs-up, "...that feeling of having nothing to love in life is really... absolute!"

However, classmate Chen Qiuhan rolled his eyes with a stinking face, expressing that he really didn't want to hear such praise at all.

I even feel that my fist is a little hard...

After the scene short film "Night Service Meow Building" is finished, the next video to be played is "Meow Star Wars" - a few fat cats jumping and jumping in front of the green screen, fighting each other with lightsabers on the computer software P, The only dubbing line is "May Meowli be with you".

After the green screen was replaced with the crater background of the alien desert, this short video of less than 1 minute was completed.

The next video is "Mao Mao Boxing King Battle". The eight fattest cats wearing super small boxing gloves fight against each other on the boxing ring transformed from a square table and a wooden box. Chickens peck each other... Catwoman Serena is in charge of blowing the whistle and serving as a referee beside her.

Originally, the pictures of these fat cats shaking their fat and punching were already very hilarious, but in order to enhance the viewing experience, Chen Qiuhan added the game sound of "Boxing King" and cool sound and light special effects to the video, and gave the champion The fireworks when the orange cat presents the "Maomao boxing champion gold belt".

In the end, it also designed a funny ending in which the golden belt was broken by the belly of the champion fat orange cat, and the cat looked confused.

"...Okay, with these three videos, there will be new content that can be posted online in the next few days."

Akiyama Hui yawned and said lazily.And Sonia spread her arms and gave Chen Qiuhan a hug.

"...Yes, thank you, Chinese boy!"

After finishing speaking, she kissed Chen Qiuhan on the cheek before calmly carrying a gust of fragrance, picked up the laptop and went back to the room.

However, Chen Qiuhan was in a daze for a long time because of this, until Sonia disappeared behind the door, and stared blankly at the direction in which her beautiful figure disappeared.

"...Yo! Yo! What? Are you all staring blankly?"

Akiyama Megumi smirked and hit him on the shoulder with an elbow, "...I didn't expect you to be quite innocent!"

"...My fair lady, a gentleman is so good. Beauty is for people to admire!

Besides, if you don't read more now, you won't have to watch it for a while! "

Chen Qiuhan spread her hands calmly, "...the day after tomorrow is the day for the blessing concert, and I'm going back to school today."

After hearing this, Qiu Shanhui was also slightly moved.

——There is no feast that never ends, and this rookie special effects artist who volunteered to work at the door is going to leave after all.

After N times of video calls and real-time temperature measurement in front of the camera to prove that he was healthy, the University of Southern California finally restored Chen Qiuhan's permission to swipe his card to enter the school gate and library, and his roommate agreed with him to move back.

At this moment, Chen Qiuhan had already packed his luggage and was going back to school after lunch.

"...but don't worry, I will also spare time to complete the special effects for the remaining two videos of "Meowker's Creed" and "White Fox Music and Dance", and send them to you by the end of June at the latest... So, before leaving Before, can you do me a favor and reveal some secret information to me?"

After doing a lot of shopping, Chen Qiuhan's expression suddenly became lewd, and he rubbed his hands together and said, "...if you still think of me as a buddy!"

"...Of course it's okay, even if you want to know the color of any girl's underwear in this apartment, I can tell you!"

The little witch, Akiyama Megumi, also patted her chest and spoke out loudly—isn't it just a big talk?Who can't?

"...Then can you tell me about Sonia's worth...about? I want to know first."

Chen Qiuhan said with a shy face, "...I heard that she used to find [Sugar Daddy] in school. Recently, apart from making videos and selling photos on onlyfans, did she also provide personal services? I think my family is also a little For a little money, maybe I can afford it..."

Hearing this question, Akiyama Hui couldn't help cast a strange look, "...Brother, is it too early for you to ask this question? Don't forget that you just escaped from the clutches of [Corona] , I still can’t get hard now! Is it still greedy for Sonia’s body?”

"...Although it still doesn't work now, maybe it will be fine after a few weeks!"

Chen Qiuhan said shamelessly, "...I have been in the United States for so long, but I still can't find a girlfriend, and I can't get into the circle of local classmates. Those 'good luck' activities don't take me to play at all, but I dare not follow up on some too exciting things, for fear of being blamed.

(The crazy gameplay of some student associations in American universities is really deadly and unlimited, and they can even commit crimes.)

So, I wondered if I should simply be a little rougher and just take out the banknotes...

Uh?Why don't you find someone standing on the street?It's not like you haven't seen the quality of the vulgar fans standing on the street here in Los Angeles.

Anyway, I'm a person of some status, and I don't want to be hungry like those underworld gangsters... Besides, I'm also afraid of getting dirty!

If you accidentally contract AIDS and go back, it will not only be a matter of life for yourself, but also the family members will be embarrassed..."

——Although it seems strange to say such a thing to a Japanese female high school student, but because of Akiyama Megumi's fluent standard Chinese Mandarin and that carefree and bold tone, Chen Qiuhan always has a feeling of being overwhelmed by wine. The illusion of playing dirty jokes with friends on the table.

What's more, as we all know, there is great terror between life and death, and any morality and restraint are not worth mentioning in front of death.

Today, Chen Qiuhan's situation is that he cannot return home, and is forced to stay in the plague-ravaged and zombie-infested America. He even got infected with the COVID-19 virus once...God knows if he will be able to return home alive.Under such circumstances, his integrity is naturally being lost at a rapid rate.

Therefore, recently Chen Qiuhan has realized the Tao in this apartment - life is impermanent, and death may come at any time, so carpe diem in time is the right thing to do.I don't even know if I can live until next year, why do I have to live like before, so cautious and aggrieved?

After the body recovers, I have to sleep with a blond stunner, and taste the exotic style of the Western beauties!

In this way, even if you unfortunately get sick again in the future, you will not regret it when you are dying.

Although, if you want to pick up girls, you will definitely have to burn money, but his father has given birth to two sons, and he must have a share of the hundreds of millions of property.

And no matter how much he loses in the United States, how much can he lose?The left and right are just a suite in Shanghai.

His family has three houses in Shanghai!

Now that he may even die in the United States, would his father be reluctant to call him 10,000+ US dollars to make him feel good?

Instead of giving piles of green coins to American hospitals, it's better to use them to please beautiful women...

Of course, enlightenment belongs to enlightenment, but he is still a rather timid person after all, he is afraid of encountering immortals, female poisonous insects or female sea kings.

Besides, for a foreigner like him, it was not so easy for him to meet a beautiful woman who could really make people's heart flutter.

After much deliberation, Chen Qiuhan felt that it was better to sleep soundly than to be asleep, so he might as well ask Sonia, the blond beauty, for the price nearby.

Even if Sonia is no longer in the business, at least she can ask her, an insider, to help introduce some more reliable "Sugar Babies" girls, right?

It's just that I'm too embarrassed to speak directly about this kind of thing after all, and now I don't have the conditions, so I have to rest and recuperate.

So he first chatted with Akiyama Huibang to inquire about the market.

In this regard, the little witch Akiyama Hui said, you should give up this heart!

"...Hey, it's not that I don't want to help you. But, well——"

Megumi Akiyama sighed, and reached out to pat Chen Qiuhan's shoulder very familiarly—since she was standing and Chen Qiuhan was sitting, this action was not affected by the height difference, "...tell you A sad truth, bro. Some things just don't cut it with a knife.

Sonia told me that in American universities, those girls who are "sugar babies" have a set of unspoken rules. Under normal circumstances, they will never accept orders from rich Asians, because once they accept orders from Asians If you do not, you will be despised by the whole industry. "

"...Huh? There is racial discrimination in this matter?" Chen Qiuhan was taken aback, "...I have seen quite a few black people pick up white girls."

"...Please, how can you, an Asian who is at the bottom of the food chain, compare with a well-behaved black man?

According to today's American social concepts, Asian men should be sterilization tools and are not entitled to the right to mate and reproduce!

In addition, the aesthetics of white girls is different from that of us East Asians. In their eyes, our faces seem to be flattened by a frying pan.And our physique and muscles, compared with those European and American handsome men and hot women, are like children. "

Akiyama Hui curled his lips and said, "...Look at your arms and belly, where are your muscles? It seems to be only fat?"

Chen Qiuhan felt like being stabbed, "...(depressed)"