Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

"...In addition, those female college students from prestigious American universities seek [sugar daddy] for money, but not only for money, but also to broaden their contacts and gain opportunities to enter the upper class—just like Hollywood girls. Actors sleep with directors for the same reason.”

Megumi Akiyama continued to explain, "...Compared with those white or black rich guys, all you can offer is money. Your family's connections and relationships across the Pacific are meaningless to American girls who don't plan to go abroad. Naturally, it is particularly unattractive in the market..."

Chen Qiuhan was almost in tears, "...(tears)"

"...Of course, this matter is not so absolute. After all, in the capitalist society, money can make ghosts go around. So what if you are despised by the whole circle? As long as you give enough money, there must be female college students who are [Sugar Baby] Excited, but the cost of burning money...is not generally high.

So, unless you are willing to spend a lot of money, don't dream of raising high-quality beautiful female college students from prestigious schools as sugar daddies.

As far as I know, with your net worth, it shouldn't be enough..."

Megumi Akiyama summed it up like this, and Chen Qiuhan was already about to bow down in frustration.

However, Megumi Akiyama finally gave Chen Qiuhan a USB flash drive, which was full of Sonia’s welfare videos and photos, many of which had never been released on the Internet (Sonia: Hey!!!), as a cooperation in the past few days Souvenirs of...

The next day, Megumi Akiyama took the "Fox Ear Witch Troupe" to USC to participate in the rehearsal of the concert, and the result went well without any problems.

Next, it will be the day of the USC Blessing Concert on June [-]th.

After breakfast this day, Megumi Akiyama invited the ancient fox god Yuzao to get on her body, and then, together with Dolores, Sonia and Valentina, took a bus to Southern California with a full set of outfits, leaving only Se Linna is looking after the house in the apartment, taking care of the cats in the cat café on the ground floor.

However, before leaving, Akiyama Hui did not notice that the black cat goddess Buster in the corner suddenly flashed a cold light in the cat's eyes.

——What kind of wickedness can a cute cat have?Maomao just wants to surprise the shit shovel officer...

PS: I did nucleic acid again today, hey.

Chapter 72 Concert with too many elements

On the afternoon of June 6th, the University of Southern California, the scene of the blessing concert

For Orientals, perhaps six should be regarded as an auspicious number, and "Liu Liu Da Shun" is a very good word of mouth.

But the problem is that in the environment of Western European and American culture, June [-]th is not a lucky day, but it can be associated with demons and disasters.

Of course, in view of the cruel and catastrophic situation in Los Angeles today, it is appropriate to hold blessing activities on the day of the USC election.

Facing the scorching sun in the clear sky in early summer, Megumi Akiyama, wearing a golden crown and a red and white maiden costume, squinted her eyes, looking at the historic red brick building of this famous California school (the stage background of "Happy Death Day"), and Surrounded by bustling people of all colors in different costumes.

Due to the impact of the "Corona" epidemic, this blessing concert was changed to online, and there is no need to consider the seating of the audience. Therefore, the concert was not held in a regular place such as a sports field or auditorium, but in the courtyard of the school. A makeshift stage was erected on a lawn.

Although the concert hadn't started yet, deafening rock music was already playing from the speakers, causing many handsome men and women to shake their bodies along with the music.

It has to be said that although the multicultural theory advocated by the white left intellectual elite in the United States is terrible in social practice, at least in the ivory tower of the University of Southern California, among the young college students, this theory seems to be messed up. Not bad—beautiful men and women of different skin colors, different ethnicities, and different languages ​​perform on the same stage here, enjoying themselves and living in harmony... Maybe it’s because they haven’t been beaten by society yet?

Because the theme of this concert is blessing and consolation, most of the participating students and others dressed up as real or virtual religious figures.

Among them are the nuns and priests of the Christian Church, as well as Buddhist nuns and monks, as well as black chiefs beating cowhide war drums and singing Swahili songs, and native Indian shamans with bird feathers and bear skins. , Druids with antlers on their heads, ancient Greek priestesses in white robes, Valkyrie Valkyrie in Viking mythology, and elf priestesses in "Lord of the Rings", and even in which movie alien queen...

Oh, and the armored Imperial Battle Sisters and Mechanic Priests from Warhammer 40.

——During the rehearsal yesterday, everyone just appeared on stage in casual clothes. Today, during the official performance, they only dressed up to go into battle, which opened Akiyama Hui's eyes.

In addition, Megumi Akiyama also met Abby, a Thai dancer who wore a pagoda-shaped corolla on her head, a waistless cool dress, and elegant makeup. Her breasts are half exposed, her hands are flamboyant, her skin is firm and fat, her lips are red and her teeth are white, she looks around and looks gracefully...

The classic femininity of the oriental beauties almost makes the spectators run away with nosebleeds, and they can't stand it, and some people can't stop whistling.

Because Abby's seat is right next to Megumi Akiyama, Megumi Akiyama chatted with this young lady from Thailand, and felt that her voice was soft, full of cuteness, and full of feminine strength... If she hadn't taken the initiative to reveal her identity , Megumi Akiyama didn't realize that this was a transgender person at all!

Well, also known as ladyboys, a world-famous Thai specialty.

It has to be said that even with estrogen since childhood, she can grow into such a delicate appearance with a plump nose and cherry mouth, which is an absolute natural beauty.

It's just that in these days, it's not a safe choice for Abby to study in the United States from Thailand, especially in Los Angeles.

——Although the whole world is trembling in front of the tsunami wave of the COVID-19 virus, it is still unique that not only the streets are full of burning dead people, but even zombies run out like the west coast of the United States... …even India is not there yet.

It's good to come to the United States to study and seek development, but isn't it too risky to step into the center of the plague area for this?

Regarding this question, Akiyama Hui couldn't help but tentatively asked a few words, but this Miss Abby patted her chest confidently:

"...It doesn't matter, I had surgery to cut it off before I came to the United States to study, so I'm not afraid of turning into a zombie, there's no problem at all!"

Hiss -- enough ruthlessness, is it a real "cut to eternal rule"? !

But it is really effective!

——Since the "zombie strain" abundant here in Los Angeles specializes in testicles, and she has long since lost her testicles, what is there to be afraid of?

Moreover, in her hometown in Thailand, Abby can escape military service at most, but she may still be regarded as an outlier.

But in Los Angeles, the "transgender student" of her is protected by a rainbow flag, full of politically correct BUFFs, and with her identity as a transgender, female, and ethnic minority, as long as she is a little promising and a little bit of good luck , wanting to get ahead in Hollywood is not a dream!

While Megumi Akiyama was chatting with the Thai transgender lady, the blessing concert finally started.

Due to the impact of the "Corona" epidemic and the "BLM" movement, the opening remarks of the blessing concert at the University of Southern California were made extremely complicated and cumbersome.

First, a few strong black men pulled up a star-spangled banner and ran around the stadium to show the patriotic spirit in times of disaster.Behind them were a few white college students holding a "BLM" banner, and while running in circles, blatantly shouting slogans for racial equality.

Next, all the participants lined up on the stage and stood in line, observed a minute of silence, and then knelt on one knee facing the Stars and Stripes and Freud's portrait.At the same time, the janitorial staff of USC rang a hundred bells to commemorate the one million deaths in the United States during the three months since the Corona outbreak.

——Before Megumi Akiyama crossed over, the United States had not died to this number for two years, but it only took one spring to achieve it in this plane.

Even so, when the bell was ringing, Akiyama Hui could hear the little black girl muttering behind her, saying that the government was concealing the death toll, and the number of deaths in California alone was probably as high as 300 in the entire United States. There are more than ten thousand... Fortunately, most of the dead are old people...

Next, all the actors stood up again and applauded to pay tribute to the dead of the "Corona" plague.

——Although Kei Akiyama couldn't figure it out, why do you need to applaud to pay tribute to the dead in the plague?Shouldn't it be burning incense?

After such a confusing process of political correctness was completed, the student council president of USC calmly took the stage to give a speech.

In the eyes of Akiyama Megumi, the new black president who was promoted in a by-election last month after the previous president dropped out of school due to the epidemic is really a strange person.

Although this black-skinned "precious thing" is theoretically a woman, it looks like a man, and the legal definition is a "transgender student", but it is not as good as Abby, a Thai transgender girl next to Megumi Akiyama. So beautiful and cute that people can completely ignore her gender.

In contrast, the transgender black student president is a stocky, thick-boned, rough-faced man with an everted sausage lip, lip piercing, giant stud earrings, a chunky gold necklace, and Tattoos... No matter how you look at it, it's a man who forcibly put on women's clothes.

What's even more amazing is that if you look at the resume of this transgender nobleman, you will find that he has no mother, but has two fathers.

Yes, that's an important reason why he can be the USC student body president.

——As a child of a black rainbow family with political asylum, and a transgender person who has changed gender, it is said that he also claims to believe in Judaism, is a vegetarian and an international environmental protection pioneer, lives in a slum, and was bullied and sexually abused in school Invading history, his ancestors even have Indian blood valuables, this person is a typical BUFF king in the Baizuo narrative, he can be said to be avoided by everyone, and he is always in danger.

There is no way, stacking buffs is an important ladder for poor boys/girls to climb up in the lighthouse country, you don’t have to play if you are unhappy...

Of course, although this African-American transgender student president climbed up by stacking buffs, he is not completely incompetent. At least his eloquence is quite good, comparable to a talk show host. Speaking of all kinds of witty jokes, It was really eloquent and witty.

Akiyama Megumi felt that if the leader's speeches he had listened to in the past were half as good as the student council president's, he would not be able to doze off.

After the opening speech of the student council president, the mayor of Los Angeles followed up. However, due to the raging epidemic in the city, the mayor had been performing his duties remotely on a yacht at sea before, and now he is naturally performing on the big screen erected on the stage. Remote speaking.

Afterwards, a group of big figures such as parliamentarians, bishops, movie stars, and human rights activists appeared on the screen one after another and spoke from afar.

However, Megumi Akiyama and the other actors did not have to clap and clap their hands sorely because of this, because just like when filming hilarious soap operas, the computer matched all kinds of laughter and applause. The automatic matching mechanism of intelligent AI...

Next, the performance of the concert officially began. First, the black choir sang "THE MASS", which was really powerful; next, a group of white ladies dressed as female elves with pointed ears sang "The Mass of the High Elves". "Elegy" is equally mournful and beautiful.

There are also some American pop songs and classic old songs with religious themes behind.But music is an art without borders after all (although musicians have borders), so it is quite fun to listen to it.

Just like that, the sky gradually darkened amidst the sound of music, and the meals and dishes for the buffet dinner were also displayed next to the venue.

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The aroma of chow mein permeates the small stall as noodles, onions, meatballs and octopus legs sizzle on oiled iron plates.

Wearing a gray work uniform and a cap on his head, Chen Qiuhan was clumsily waving a spatula and a kitchen knife, chopping up octopus legs and onions, and putting fried noodles into transparent plastic boxes. His eyes were full of helplessness and distress.

"... Let me have seafood fried noodles! Hey, you are not good at this skill! The noodles are burnt!"

Suddenly, a familiar voice rang in his ears, Chen Qiuhan looked up and found Megumi Akiyama in a priestess costume waving at him.

"...I can't help it. I'm a beginner and I just practiced. I only have this cooking skill...Do you think I look like a person who cooks at home? Just let it go."

Chen Qiuhan laughed at himself wryly, while trying his best to pick out a box of chow mein that sold better, and handed it along with the plastic fork to Qiu Shanhui.

Qiu Shanhui took the fried noodles, but did not leave immediately, but looked at Chen Qiuhan's oily appearance, and said with a smile, "... I can't imagine that you, a rich second generation with a company in your family, come to the United States to work and study Huh? Is this a life experience, or is the family bankrupt?"

"...Don't curse me, you black-hearted witch, my family's business is going well! Besides, do you think I need a work-study program?"

Chen Qiuhan rolled his eyes, and it happened that there were no other diners in front of his chow mein stall at the moment, so he simply put down his spatula and chatted with Qiu Shanhui, "...I am attending the membership ceremony! The membership ceremony! "

"...A membership ceremony? Just fried noodles? Isn't that too easy?"

Sonia came over at this time, and she couldn't help asking curiously after hearing the words, "...which fraternity did you join?"

——In American universities, there are usually many fraternities, sororities and other associations. In fact, they are places where children from wealthy families in the United States play together.These associations usually become an important network of relationships after graduation, which is of great help to one's future.

But when they were in school, these fraternities were often the vanguard of death—every fraternity or sorority had a set of initiation ceremonies to test newcomers. Rituals are often very stressful.

It’s not a big deal to gather people to drink and drink, and all kinds of more disgusting, perverted, and terrifying rituals are not uncommon.

The result is that people often die during the initiation ceremony. For example, in the Asian Brotherhood of Southern California last year, some people drank to death during the initiation ceremony-and this is an Asian group that has always been known as timid and conservative. Whites, blacks, and Hispanics play it even harder.

In addition, the annual membership fee of at least several thousand dollars is not something that ordinary American students can easily afford.

Although with Chen Qiuhan's net worth as a rich second generation, this amount of money is definitely not a problem.But with his cowardly personality, can he still commit suicide?

Facing Sonia's question, Chen Qiuhan couldn't help but blushed, and said embarrassingly, "...Actually, it's not a serious fraternity, just joined the Flying Noodles Sect! I can't bear the entrance test of those fraternities. , and most fraternities don't accept Asians..."

"...Flying Noodle Cult? Ahaha, isn't that thing anyone can register with? Just put a pot or noodle bowl on their head."

Sonia was still a little baffled when she heard it, but Megumi Akiyama, a religious person, understood it in seconds, and burst out laughing.

"...There are still requirements, those who join the teaching must at least cook a pot of noodles by themselves, and upload photos of the noodles as proof.

But who usually takes pictures of themselves cooking noodles?But you can't be opportunistic and use instant noodles to make up the number-this will be ridiculed by the crowd. "

Chen Qiuhan spread her hands, "...there is no kitchen in my dormitory, I forgot about it when I lived in your apartment, and I didn't remember it until I returned to school, so I simply took the job of making fried noodles, and by the way Can add a credit... by the way, can you take a photo for me?"

"...No problem! You take off your hat first, put on the pot, and give me your phone... Kacha! How did the photo go?"

"... Not bad, I uploaded it right away. Damn, why did the application get approved in a few seconds? Could it be that no one actually reviewed it?

By the way, why didn't I see you all go up to dance just now?am i missing something? "

Taking the mobile phone from Qiu Shanhui's hand and looking at it, Chen Qiuhan took off the noodle pot on top of his head, directly uploaded the photo, and asked casually at the same time.

"...Well, during the rehearsal yesterday, the order was adjusted, and our Kagura dance of "Song of the Soul" was moved to the penultimate program."

Akiyama Hui curled his lips, and opened the box of fried noodles at the same time, "...It is estimated that it will be after nine o'clock in the evening before it is our turn to play."

"...Oh, then you can enjoy dinner slowly, and you don't have to worry about having no time to touch up your makeup after eating, there is still champagne over there!

By the way, now that you're all out, what about the cats in the apartment?Aren't you afraid they will demolish your house?Or put them all in cages? "

"...Don't worry, Serena is watching the house in the apartment!" Akiyama Hui said disapprovingly.

——However, what she didn't know was that shortly after the four girls dressed as witches left the apartment together and went to Southern California to attend a blessing concert, Serena, the cat girl, also walked out of the apartment. apartment, with the evil black cat goddess Buster by her side...

Under the suppression of the ancient fox god Yuzao, after a few weeks of patient dormancy, the cats finally launched their long-planned rebellion!

Chapter 73: The cat falls down the tower bitterly!

On the afternoon of June [-]th, on the streets of Los Angeles

Serena the Catwoman is wearing a white straw hat and a blue plaid dress, holding the heavy black cat goddess Buster in her hands. While walking on the streets of Los Angeles, she attracts the boy's eyes and whistles with her beautiful figure. While looking at this dream city in the United States of America.

It has to be said that the environment and climate of Los Angeles are indeed very livable for humans.

It's not as humid and cold as New York, which makes your bones ache, nor is it like Chicago and Detroit, which will turn into frozen cities in winter and freeze into ice lumps with the Great Lakes.It is also not like the Caribbean islands, which are always covered by raging hurricanes and torrential rain.

In Los Angeles, the air is dry and warm, the sky is so clear and blue all year round, and the sun is always bright and enchanting.

The unbearable homeless life in the past year made Serena, a retired female soldier, already familiar with everything in this city.

The slightly sad notes of the blues sax flowed past her ears, just like her ups and downs in the past few years.

——The asphalt road that has been in disrepair for a long time, the dirty wall full of various graffiti, the endless blue beach, the half-dried palm trees, the narrow alleys with strange shops hidden, and the creamy yellow or creamy red spray paint along the street Bright houses with facades, angel cable cars that have been shut down and reopened several times, motels with cheap neon signs hanging at the door, countless theme parks and weird museums...

And tourists who are always worried about being robbed, as well as street performers everywhere, plus homeless people wandering around the streets.

At this time, she was standing outside the door of the Los Angeles Hotel. As early as when she first came to Los Angeles and was not reduced to a homeless person, Serena had heard of this luxurious place of luxury - I heard that there are not only The famous hot spring waterfall can also overlook the night view of the entire West Hollywood - the beach by the sea, the desert in the distance, the tropical palm grove, the famous observatory along the Santa Monica Pier, and then cross the highway and continue to look down , you can see the most beautiful starlight in Los Angeles... It's a pity that the price is too expensive, and ordinary people can't afford it.

On the outskirts of Los Angeles, there are Whitnet Peak, the highest mountain in the United States, Death Valley, the lowest altitude in the United States, and the vast Mojave Desert.

Snow mountains, deserts, beaches, oceans, grasslands, forests, pastures and modern bustling metropolises, all kinds of natural and cultural landscapes that should be far away from each other, are brought together near Los Angeles under the influence of fate. A natural studio, waiting to be discovered by filmmakers.

——Almost any kind of film and television film can find a suitable filming location near Los Angeles.

As a result, Los Angeles became the city of angels, the city of dreams, and the city of stars, as if it was born to exist for movies.