Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

——By the way, Governor Newsom did not forget to urgently notify his securities brokers to buy a large amount of stocks of companies that produce noodles, cat food and cat toys as soon as possible, and it is expected that the futures price of wheat will be slightly bullish, maybe You can try to increase your position.

In addition, he asked someone to find out if there is an investment channel to enter the pet industry, and it would be best to collect some black cats for large-scale breeding...

After all, the cat god Buster is a black cat, so in order to deal with the crisis, humans have to pay more attention to the breeding of cats.

- Cats of all suits are equal, but some cats are more equal than others...

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At the same time, most of the children who came to the meeting gathered under the flower stand at the other end of the courtyard to play and play, because there was not only a big black cat that was astonishingly fat, it could meow and speak human words, They talk, and they're accompanied by a horde of colorful, generic cats.

——As soon as the people/gods landed on Catalina Island today, Buster, the cat god who likes ostentation, unceremoniously summoned more than 100 local "island cats" to treat himself as little brothers to fill the show, and The excrement shovelers had no choice but to donate generously, offering a large number of canned cats and small dried fish as tributes.

It has to be said that cute animals like cats seem to have a natural potential to attract human cubs.

Seeing so many cats gathered together, the children could hardly take their eyes away, and immediately jumped on them, screaming happily, all kinds of cats, all kinds of cats, all kinds of teasing cats, all kinds of feeding Cats, all kinds of bullying cats... and surrounded by the talking cat god Buster, molested in various ways.

Even if they were thrown out by Buster's divine power, the children were still laughing and laughing, not afraid at all, on the contrary, they thought it was fun.

The three native American fox-eared girls other than Catwoman Serena and Akiyama Megumi are here to entertain the children.

——I have to say that dealing with these lively and energetic children is really hard work.

When Hui Akiyama, who had finished eating the noodles, walked over slowly, she heard the Russian girl Sonia crying:

"...Oh! The children here are so annoying, they always like to sneak under my skirt!"

"...Eh? Could it be that you are curious when you see your tail? You can put your tail away." Akiyama Hui leaned over and said.

"...It's useless! We didn't show our tails and ears at first, but these kids still came to lift our skirts."

The Mexican girl Valentina spread her hands helplessly, "... Then, more and more bad boys came to lift their skirts. So, now we would rather conjure up the fox's tail, so that we can block it at least for a while, and not Being seen..."

Hearing the words, Akiyama Hui couldn't help but raised the fox ears on his head, mobilized his spiritual power, and looked towards the children who gathered together to pet cats not far away.I found that although they all smiled at me curiously, they were very polite on the surface, but their mouths were not clean at all:

"Really! I promise! Those women don't wear underwear! And their tails are real!" "Yeah!" "Go see it again?!"

"I want to pull their tails!" "I want to touch their ears! I wonder if the feel is as good as my husky!"

What's more terrible is that not only boys are like this, even little girls are no exception!

"...You guys are just being peeked at, but I've been being peeked at by people all the time. Hey, kids from rich families are also so naughty!"

Catwoman Serena strode forward and said wearily.She was barefoot, wearing only a thong and a bikini, her black jade-like hair was curled into small curls, hanging down her waist, and her shiny, slippery olive-colored buttocks were indeed very attractive. The urge to put it up and touch it.

However, even these children who seem to be less than ten years old are no exception?Do you have to touch your hands in public?

Hey, children in modern America are really precocious!

Megumi Akiyama smiled, and was about to say something, but saw Governor Newsom walking over with a gloomy face and heavy steps, holding a mobile phone.

——Without verbal communication, just glanced at his extremely bad expression, and Akiyama Megumi roughly guessed what was going on.

"...Mr. Governor, let me guess, is the evil spirit from the ruins of the Los Angeles earthquake reappearing tonight?"

She asked lazily, while Governor Newsom, who had an ugly face, nodded slightly in recognition, but lost the energy to speak.

"...Hey, Mr. Governor, what should I say about you? I remember that I told you straight in the afternoon. After encountering disasters, you can't deceive yourself and others. Always think of the good, and only think that more things are worse than less things. ...but trying to prepare for the worst.

If you don't want to work hard, don't want to take responsibility, and just wait and see, then things will never get better.

How, now really waiting for a ghost to come! "

The little witch Akiyama Hui spread her hands, "...I am not prepared for anything now, I can't help much, I can only wait until tomorrow..."

Chapter 110: Rebels!tremble with fear!

Evening, June 6th, Los Angeles

The wind is rumbling, the traffic is rolling, shouting, gunshots, explosions, and there is a manic hustle and bustle everywhere.

"...Citizens of Los Angeles, please don't panic and flee, don't maliciously hoard living supplies, please trust the government! Your safety is guaranteed! Although we have encountered supernatural phenomena, the government is actively studying countermeasures, and the army and police will Keeping you safe..."

Although helicopters and drones are patrolling back and forth in the sky, playing Anmin notices on loudspeakers in vain, almost no one in Los Angeles believes their nonsense—everyone knows that these soldiers can't even protect themselves, and a lot of them died last night People, who dares to expect them to protect?

Thinking of the scenes of monsters attacking the city in the movie, and seeing the billowing smoke behind the southern skyline, the remaining Los Angeles people panicked.

——Think about Raccoon City in Resident Evil, and then think about Godzilla in the movie...Could there be a nuclear bomb on the way now?

No way, is there any American who is completely ignorant of the lack of virtue in the White House, Capitol Hill, and Wall Street for so many years?

Coupled with the fueling of various rumors, the number of casualties of the army last night also rose from a few hundred to several thousand to tens of thousands, and the evil spirits in the ruins of the city also rose from ordinary ghosts in horror stories to at least It is at the level of Voldemort, and some people even say that these evil spirits are the great devil Diablo.

——After all, no one has ever seen a real supernatural supernatural phenomenon in the past. Now that they suddenly encounter it, who knows how to judge its threat?

Is the reference to "Harry Potter"? Lord of the Rings? DC comics?Or Diablo?

There are even people who swear that the gates of hell are about to open in Los Angeles, and the previous red moon, plague and earthquake are the precursors!

All these came one after another, and the desperation and terror that were constantly magnified finally broke people's psychological bottom line.

Therefore, those Los Angeles citizens who endured burning corpses in the street and cutting off water and electricity after experiencing the catastrophe of the plague and earthquake, and still refused to leave their homes until now, finally persisted in the face of the supernatural phenomenon of evil spirits attacking. Can't help but set foot on the road of escape one after another.

In this way, another super-large-scale migration wave broke out in Los Angeles in an instant. All the roads leaving the downtown area of ​​Los Angeles were crowded with vehicles leaving the city, and it was impossible to get through - cars, pickups, jeeps, RVs... and Bicycles and motorbikes are coming together.

Even those refugees who had lost everything in the earthquake and could only live in refugee camps for relief, dragged their luggage and ran out of the city on two legs——American imperialist soldiers have created countless times in the Middle East. The scenes of displaced persons that appeared in the past are now happening on the mainland of the United States!

However, the highways and bridges leading from Los Angeles to the outside world were also damaged in a large amount in the earthquake, and it has not been repaired in time so far.

What's more terrible is that the residents of downtown Los Angeles are running to the suburbs at the moment, and the residents of those satellite cities on the outskirts of Los Angeles are also driving out in vehicles, trying to flee to other cities in California, such as San Francisco and San Diego, or even leave California, seek refuge in Nevada or Oregon.

As a result, on the most congested highway in California, the densely packed vehicles could not move forward a centimeter for a whole day.

As for other traditional dramas such as panic-buying trends, bank runs, zero-dollar buying trends, and so on, they have been staged again and again.

Some robbers even blatantly blocked roads and robbed in the suburbs, murdered and kidnapped women, and thousands of homicides broke out in one day.

As for the girls who were kidnapped and sold to unknown places, God knows how many there are.

It is said that even the female soldiers and police officers disappeared inexplicably in the past few days, and were only found in gang dens a few months later.

For this terrible situation of total chaos, rampant violence, and rampant crime, the Los Angeles municipality basically maintained an attitude of lying flat and pretending to be dead, as if vowing to carry out the fishing to the end-whether it is the police or the army, they are too busy to take care of themselves at the moment .

In addition to dispatching helicopters and drones and perfunctorily shouting slogans, the police, together with National Guard soldiers, pried open the shutters of shops everywhere, collecting salt, cats, Taser guns, electric shock devices, generators, etc. And anything that looks like it can exorcise demons.

Even the Los Angeles fire brigade, after confirming that the fires at the Port of Long Beach and the Port of Los Angeles were out of control, didn’t bother to dig the unfinished firebreaks, but disbanded on the spot and ran for their lives...

Even though the port area was burned into a wildfire, the jumping flames jumped from one tree to another, and finally spread to the dry mountains around Los Angeles, bringing another baptism of fire to Los Angeles.

But despite this, while most of the official forces chose to lie flat, some people still stood up and jumped a few times.

——At dusk, the Los Angeles Police Department dispatched a small team of "rebels" into the ruins of the haunted city last night.

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In the twilight of the evening, two police cars with bulletproof barbed wire installed on the windows, against the flow of people and cars fleeing Los Angeles, entered the dark urban area, and drove slowly on the messy Sunset Boulevard.

At this time, this famous street was already miserable like never before. There were dilapidated and dilapidated houses on the side of the street. Even if the houses were in good condition, they had already been deserted.The road surface was also cracked and uneven due to the earthquake, causing the police car to bump violently when driving on it.

Whether it's on the road or on the sidewalk, garbage is everywhere, and there is a faint rotten smell in the air.

There are also street lights, billboards, signs and palm trees that are a symbol of the streetscape of Los Angeles. Many of them fell during the earthquake, and together with the abandoned vehicles that were burned or damaged, they blocked the streets in all directions.

As a result, police cars traveling in the wrong direction had to drive and stop, and often had to ask the police to get out of the car to clear obstacles before they could move on.

"...Hey, in just a few days, the busiest street in Los Angeles has become like this!"

An old police officer with grizzled hair was sitting in the police car behind him in full armor, looking around at the familiar street scene, he couldn't help but sighed repeatedly, "...this scene reminds me of Fallujah, Kabul and Baghdad... "

But his partner, a young policeman sitting in the back seat, was only focused on counting the "exorcism items" he was carrying, and didn't answer him at all.

"... Tasers, electric batons, salt, garlic, crosses collected from priests and holy water from churches...

Hey, what a pity, it is said that the black cats with the most effective exorcism effects have been taken over by those officials, and they only sent us a lifeless orange cat to make up for it. "

Looking at the twenty-pound orange "Little Pig" in the back seat, the young policeman sighed, opened a pack of cat strips, and handed it over in a fawning manner, "... Be good, eat more, I It's not that you are bad, if we encounter evil spirits later, we still have to count on you to save our lives!"

PS: There is a set of data that is often overlooked-in 2019, my country's movie box office was 637 billion yuan, and the United States converted it to 789 billion yuan.But by 2021, my country's movie box office will still be 472 billion, while the U.S. movie box office will plummet to 287 billion.

Hollywood's box office revenue has plummeted to such an extent, can it still maintain the original desirable luxury?

Chapter 111: The Ghost Comes Again Tonight!

"...Hey, you play with these messy things, will they be useful later? Also, are there really evil spirits in this world?"

The middle-aged policeman who was driving couldn't help but ask when he saw the young policeman stroking the cat skillfully in the back seat from the rearview mirror.

At the same time, the images of various Hollywood horror and ghost movies he had seen in the past, from "Fatal Turn" to "The Cabin in the Woods", from "A Nightmare on Elm Street" to "Sleepy Hollow", all quickly played back in his mind, making him The middle-aged policeman, who was already highly nervous, couldn't help shivering.

"...Who knows? Anyway, that's what the soldiers who escaped from the city last night said, and besides catching cats, the National Guard stationed in Beverly Hills is also pulling high-voltage power grids everywhere, and listening to It is said that there are still people who are making Tesla coils, preparing to discharge ghosts...

If this so-called evil spirit is just a scam, why should they work so hard?So we still prefer to believe it! "

The young policeman said while petting the cat, and at the same time looked at the miniature submachine gun, sniper rifle, grenade and a lot of spare magazines on the car, and couldn't help complaining about a meme that usually only horror movie lovers would discuss, "... But, speaking of it, is it necessary for us to carry so many guns when we search for ghosts this time? It seems that in many horror movies, guns are useless except when they are about to end, right?"

"...Not necessarily! In many horror movies, the protagonist accidentally injures family and friends and commits suicide. Isn't it a gun?"

The middle-aged policeman who drove the car sighed, and responded nervously, "... Maybe this is the real use of guns in the face of supernatural beings."

"...Do you commit suicide after killing your teammates by mistake? That's right, ghosts don't know how to use guns and are not afraid of being shot..." The young policeman in the back seat was thoughtful.

"...If it was in the era of Hoover and McCarthy, you would have made the FBI deliver FedEx to your door!"

The old police officer in the passenger seat snorted coldly and scolded, "...ghosts may not know how to use guns and are not afraid of being shot. But those gangsters in the city know how to play with guns and are also afraid of bullets. See the fire on the street corner in the distance? There are obviously living people in the ruins!

Do you think the guy who is still staying in the haunted ruins is some kind of law-abiding guy? "

"...In other words, after dark, we not only have to beware of ghosts, but also bullets from living people?"

Hearing this, the middle-aged policeman who was driving looked around at the shadowy building ruins, feeling as if a gun barrel might protrude from every window, or even an RPG rocket, he couldn't help shrinking his neck, "...this This job is so dangerous! Why do you force us into the city as bait? It’s terrible! Why don’t the soldiers come in with their own armored vehicles? You can give them a Taser if you want!”

"...I heard that the National Guard claimed that they had never played with tasers, and were not as proficient as us, so let us go to the city at night as a pathfinder, to see if the evil spirits are still there...Damn it, why are we using tasers? Have you ever shot an evil spirit with a spear? If it wasn't for the death order from above, I would want to run away now!"

The young policeman in the back seat complained while stroking the cat, "...If you really encounter an evil spirit, this body armor probably won't work, right?"

He looked down at the bulging bulletproof vest on his body, but he couldn't get the slightest sense of security because of it.

"...Yeah, it feels like walking into a trap and being mobbed - that's ridiculous! Are we the protagonists of an adventure movie?"

The middle-aged policeman who drove the car also complained, "...but I don't have the aura of the protagonists of the heroes in the movie. I was just stabbed by a bastard with a dagger last month! Oh, I really hate that I didn't hurt enough. Now You actually have to go to work and go on a mission, and it’s such a life-threatening mission!"

"...Shut up! So what if you're under siege? What if you don't have the luck of the protagonist?" The old police officer's voice came from the passenger seat again, "...don't tell me, you fucking policemen in Marvel movies Worse, they can shoot Hulks and aliens!"

"...Everyone knows that everything in the movie is fake! It's just written by the screenwriter!" The middle-aged policeman driving the car immediately retorted.

"...Let's be realistic! If you refuse to go to town to find ghosts as bait and get fired and lose your job, what will happen to your mortgage and car loan? Dulles! I remember you bought Stocks have fallen miserably! The house also collapsed in the earthquake, and if you want to lose your job, you have to be a homeless person!~”

The old police officer said to the middle-aged policeman who was driving, "...you don't know how bad the law and order in California are these days! Think about your wife and two daughters! You probably don't want those two cuties to sleep with you On the street, you were ripped off by a homeless man at a young age, right?"

"...And you, Jasper! How are you going to pay your student loans, and pay your rent if you get fired from the police department?

You have been complaining before that because you were greedy for discounts from the landlord, you swiped your credit card to overdraft and prepaid the rent for half a year. As a result, the building collapsed after only half a week of living. Can you still make up the rent for the second half of the year?If you didn't get a special $[-] stipend for this reconnaissance operation!

Hehe, I don’t know if you know, because of the fleeing trend caused by the Los Angeles earthquake, the rent prices in Walnut City and Chino Hills (satellite cities outside Los Angeles) have skyrocketed by five times, and you have to pay first before you can move in!

Moreover, now the 'Corona' plague has demanded treatment at its own expense.If you don't have medical insurance from the police station, where should you go for treatment if you get sick?Now all the hospitals in California have stopped emergency services. Even if you can collect money, you can’t enter the hospital without the police station! "

The old policeman turned his head and reprimanded the young policeman who was stroking the cat in the back seat, "...so, the more you are afraid of death, the easier it is to die. There are risks in carrying out orders, but is there a way out of passive disobedience? The bullets of the thugs and the legendary No matter how scary the ghost is, it’s not as scary as the lack of money!

I don't need whiners here!Now that you're here, execute the order for me! "

"...Yes, Captain!" The remaining two police officers in the car immediately responded loudly, and then shut their mouths and did not speak.

——No way, if they were not forced by the crisis of bankruptcy, how could they come here tonight to test whether those evil spirits are still there?

If you want to get promoted and raise your salary, you have to take big risks. They all understand this truth.

In the silence, the police car continued to drive slowly in the night and entered a relatively intact neighborhood. Except for the street lights that were no longer shining, there were a few dark bushes and palm trees lined up on the side of the street, and a few solar lamps Outdoor lights flicker in the quiet courtyard.

Although an ominous bloody red moon hangs high in the clouds, the stars are still blinking innocently in the night sky as usual, and the wildflowers in the road divider and the roadside garden are competing to bloom, exhaling bursts of sweet and cloying fragrance , It seems to want to clean up the residual car exhaust.

Hey, if possible, I really want to sit here quietly and enjoy this quiet night.The old police officer thought wearily.

——For Los Angeles policemen like them who often have night patrols, if they can find a quiet place where they can’t hear the gunshots, sit until dawn, smoking cigarettes, one after another, waiting for the sunrise... …without being rushed by the radio, that would be a great pleasure.

However, just as the old police officer was thinking so much, he suddenly stopped, and at the same time, there was a piercing sound of brakes.

Immediately afterwards, as soon as the police car in front came to a stop, a Maine Coon cat with its hair blown up jumped onto the roof of the car, meowing and baring its teeth and claws at the front.

Immediately, two fat policemen got out of the car, with a bunch of garlic hanging around their necks, and tremblingly took out Tasers, electric batons and crosses.