Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

Early morning, June 6, Los Angeles, Hollywood Hills, Griffith Observatory

Los Angeles in summer is as clear and cloudless as ever, except for the wildfires burning in the distance, adding a bit of haze to the blue sky.

However, this year's Los Angeles wildfire has only just begun to burn, and it is not yet serious enough to affect air visibility.

When the first ray of dawn rose from the eastern horizon, the soldiers of the 40th Division stationed at the Griffith Observatory couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

This white building is located on the top of Hollywood Hills, and it is the best place to overlook Los Angeles. At night, you can see the bustling night scene of Los Angeles. Letter plate "HOLLYWOOD".

Many famous Hollywood film and television works, such as "La La Land", have romantic scenes at the Griffith Observatory.

Therefore, when the 40th Infantry Division of the California National Guard was attacked by evil spirits in Los Angeles, suffered a major defeat, and had to withdraw from the city center, the female division commander, Brigadier General Laura Yeager, immediately dispatched a reinforced platoon to station Griffith Observatory this important vantage point, just in case.

Then, the soldiers of this reinforced platoon endured the harassment of evil spirits all night at the Griffith Observatory on the top of the mountain.

——Beautiful signal flares, artificial lightning from Tesla coils, flamethrowers, shock bombs, electric shockers, cats and dogs...

The imaginative supernatural battle lasted all night, as did the soul-freezing roar of evil spirits.

There is also a gloomy gust of wind like the cold arctic current, which lingers around the observatory for most of the night.

When the last batch of evil spirits disappeared before dawn, all the soldiers on the Griffith Observatory felt exhausted.

Looking at the dawn in the sky, Platoon Leader Mason subconsciously looked up to the northwest while ordering the cooking soldiers to prepare breakfast.

Two thousand and 600 meters away, there is the famous Hollywood brand, the nine-letter "HOLLYWOOD" sign over [-] meters high.

This brand first had four letters "land" on the back, which was "Hollywoodland", an ordinary real estate billboard.

Later, the Hollywood Board of Trade removed that "land", leaving only "HOLLYWOOD".It was packaged by Hollywood's powerful media industry for decades, making this ordinary letter brand a world-famous attraction.

Now, the all-steel monogram, which earns the Hollywood Board of Trade millions of dollars a year, is featured on commemorative caps, shirts, mugs, and various other trinkets. It has become an important component of American soft power.

Although a few pieces of the "HOLLYWOOD" letterboard fell down during the Los Angeles earthquake on June 6, after the California National Guard entered Los Angeles, while dispatching armored vehicles to suppress the rioters in the city, its engineering unit No. The Alphabet sign on the Hollywood Hills was rushed to repair in a short time, and it was completed just before the haunting - the speed was so fast that it didn't seem to be in the United States, which shows how much the local authorities attach importance to it.

However, what makes Platoon Leader Mason feel strange is that this morning's Hollywood letter board, why does it seem that there is something wrong?

To be specific, it is... It seems that there are a little more things that shouldn't be there?

So, he took out the military high-powered binoculars and looked intently at the "HOLLYWOOD" letter board on the opposite mountain ridge.

Immediately, Lieutenant Mason saw that there was really a chubby metal object that looked like a petrol can, which was hung on the first "H" of the "HOLLYWOOD" letter plate. The card was bent and deformed, and it was still slightly swaying in the mountain wind.

Hey, the supernatural storm set off by those evil spirits last night was so strong that even the petrol barrels were blown up the mountain.

But why are petrol cans so strikingly bright yellow?

Platoon Leader Mason blinked, leaned over the eyepiece and continued to look closely for a while.

Suddenly, his expression froze, and he put down the binoculars with trembling hands, then wiped his eyes vigorously, and raised the binoculars again to look over.

Oh God, look, it turned out to be true!

——In the sight of Platoon Leader Mason, a metal barrel was hung on the letter board of Hollywood Hills, rattling and rattling in the wind.

The barrel was painted bright orange, which was extremely eye-catching.

But even more eye-catching is the icon on the barrel: a red three-leaf fan representing radioactivity!

Is this nuclear waste?Or nuclear material?

Also, what code name should be used to describe this situation?

Broken Arrow?Curved spear?Or an empty quiver?Or something else?

Platoon Leader Mason's mind went blank for an instant, and he panicked completely, screaming incoherently, "...Fack! It's over, Broken Arrow! It's Broken Arrow! We're all going to die! On the letter board on the opposite mountain ridge Hanging a barrel of nuclear fuel!!"

After hearing the platoon leader's screams, the American soldiers present were also in chaos, subconsciously shouting indiscriminately.

"What?" "How is this possible?" "There is such a thing?"

"Look where there are lead plate protective clothing and iodine tablets!" "How can there be such things in the observatory?"

It has to be said that the horror of nuclear war since the Cold War has been too popular in the United States.

Even though they have just experienced a nightmarish spooky night, they still feel fear from the bottom of their hearts because of the possible nuclear pollution.

——To make matters worse, at the Griffith Observatory at this time, in addition to the soldiers of the National Guard, there are also a few policemen and some journalists who are not afraid of death, and there are all kinds of long guns and short cannons for filming. Have your own satellite phone...

As a result, before Platoon Leader Mason, who was in a state of confusion, could react and report the matter to his superiors, all kinds of latest tweets with high-definition photos and short videos were already linked with "Broken Arrow Hollywood" and "Nuclear Hollywood" Such explosive headlines became an instant hit on the Internet!

To make matters worse, when Governor Newsom learned of the bad news in Hollywood from Twitter, he was anxious to find the witch Akiyama Megumi and other "supernatural experts" for consultation and discussion, but found that the other party had gone to the building and disappeared. Time... the poor governor almost had a heart attack!

Fortunately, although Megumi Akiyama and others returned to Irvine with the teleportation technique, Ms. Freya was still staying on Catalina Island. Through Ms. Freya and the mobile phone number she provided, Governor Newsom quickly So I contacted Qiu Shanhui and Chen Qiuhan to make sure that the other party was not scared away by the nuclear crisis.

Even more fortunately, when Commander Laura sent military police to supervise the battle, the 40th Division of the National Guard finally organized a death squad, wearing protective clothing, holding a Geiger counter, tremblingly approaching the letter board on the Hollywood Hills, However, it was found that the radiation conditions along the way were within the normal range.

When these poor soldiers finally climbed to the top of the mountain sweating and panting, they used tools to bring down the letter plate and took down the "suspected nuclear waste barrel", and found that it was actually a prop used for Hollywood filming. Wearing a label belonging to a certain crew.

In this bright yellow barrel, there is neither nuclear waste nor nuclear fuel, only a lot of used condoms, torn stockings and dirty disposable plastic syringes, emitting a disgusting unpleasant smell...

In short, this "Hollywood [Broken Arrow] crisis" ended up being an oolong, a false alarm, which is gratifying, gratifying and congratulatory.

Although it is still inevitable to be laughed at because of this oolong farce, it is much better than turning Hollywood Hills into Fukushima Nuclear Contamination Zone No. [-].

——Anyway, after the news came back to Catalina Island, the relieved Governor Newsom finally let out a long sigh and fell asleep tiredly.

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Southwest of Irvine, Newport Beach

In Los Angeles, which has a long coastline, Newport Beach is a very mediocre type among the many local bathing beaches.

It is not as world-famous as Santa Monica Beach with its skyscrapers, which can be frequently seen in games, movies and travel magazines; nor is it as rich in literature and art as Laguna Beach, decorated with bonsai-like delicate subtropical vegetation, It's full of art galleries and museums; it's not as vibrant as Huntington Beach, always haunted by a group of muscular surfers, and it's home to the U.S. Open Championship of Surfing Championships.

In fact, many areas of Xingang Beach have not even been developed. There are no vendors pushing carts and various recreational facilities, and few tourists visit. It is just a deserted beach next to the road, so it is naturally difficult for tourists to make a special trip. Come and have fun, even the locals can't get enough of it.

The only advantage of Newport Beach is that it is very close to Irvine, an emerging satellite city, only 10 minutes away.

For the little witch Megumi Akiyama who needs to check certain conditions in the seawater, this is the most convenient sampling location after departing from Irvine.

At this very moment, Megumi Akiyama is sitting on this unremarkable Xingang Beach, while controlling her shikigami [Tritium] by remote control to undulate on the sea in the distance, drifting with the waves, while following Catalina with her mobile phone. Ms. Freya, assistant to the mayor of Los Angeles on the island, was on the phone.

When she heard Freya on the opposite side describe the final outcome of the "Hollywood [Broken Arrow] crisis" in a dumbfounding tone from her mobile phone, she couldn't help shaking her head slightly, with a slightly Said to her in a pitiful tone:

"...Hey, Ms. Hale, how do you say it? Although I don't really want to break your confidence, I still have to say that you are too happy!

I am now at Newport Beach in Irvine, and I discovered a terrible fact—according to my personal test, the seawater in the Los Angeles area probably does not need any [Broken Arrow] incident to increase nuclear pollution, and it can already Raising Godzilla..."

Looking at the [Tritium], which was happily swimming in the sea in front of it, and became fatter and fatter for some reason, Akiyama Megumi lamented, "...I finally understand why after the Fukushima nuclear pollution broke out, Asia Protests from various countries are raging, but the United States does not take it seriously..."

Chapter 115: I can't stay in Los Angeles anymore, let's move!

No matter before or after crossing, Akiyama Hui felt a little puzzled about one thing.

——After the outbreak of the Fukushima nuclear accident, and during Japan’s discharge of nuclear wastewater into the sea, why were the countries in East Asia worried and condemned in various ways, but the United States, which chanted environmental protection slogans all day long, was concerned about the Fukushima nuclear accident. The pollution in the air is calm and the clouds are light, don't you think so?

Even when countries around Japan criticized and put pressure on the issue of nuclear pollution, the United States jumped out to give Japan a platform for discharging nuclear sewage!

This kind of performance of giving the platform to the younger brother seems to be no problem, but in fact it is a very strange thing.

You know, apart from Japan itself, the United States is the biggest victim of Fukushima nuclear pollution!

Exploding and leaking Fukushima nuclear power plant reactors, all facing the Pacific Ocean!Not the Sea of ​​Japan!

——Even though East Asian countries are very close to Japan, the United States is far away from Japan by oceans. However, due to ocean currents, the nuclear sewage discharged from Fukushima will first be carried by ocean currents and spread eastward, polluting the US state of Hawaii , Oregon, Washington State, California, and the coastlines of Alaska... Finally, after completing a big circle in the Pacific Ocean, the nuclear sewage from Fukushima will turn around and enter the East Asian waters.

Most of the nuclear radiation pollutants have already settled and diluted during this long "Travel Rim of the Pacific Ocean".

Hasn't the United States funded a large number of non-governmental organizations that are very enthusiastic about public welfare in the international arena, and they scold other countries for destroying the ecological environment every day?

Even in order to protect wild animals in Africa, black people are forced not to log and cultivate wasteland, so they can only starve to death?

How come it is the turn of our own country's coastline to be polluted by Japan's Fukushima nuclear wastewater, but so calm?

—— Regarding this question, whether it was before or after the time travel, Akiyama Megumi was still puzzled.

But now, she finally vaguely understood the truth hidden under the water:

These Yankees who have always been lacking in morality, don't care about their own safety in order to stand for the younger brother, they are dead pigs who are not afraid of boiling water!

——Before, at the side of Governor Newsom on Catalina Island, after witnessing the slowness and hip stretch of the California authorities in responding to the "Los Angeles spiritual disaster (spiritual disaster)", Akiyama Megumi reckoned that the problem in Los Angeles would probably be To be dragged to the point of exacerbating the "Final Solution".

Although Governor Newsom is still hesitant, afraid of taking responsibility, and unwilling to speak directly, Akiyama Hui feels that it is better for her to prepare—after all, she has lived in Los Angeles for more than five months, and she doesn't really want to Watch the City of Angels completely turn into a ghost town.

Therefore, after collectively teleporting back to the land of Irvine's spiritual veins and confirming that Chen Qiuhan's house was not stolen by evil spirits, Akiyama Hui left the crowd and came to the seaside alone, and released her shikigami [Tritium], so that The mascot of Fukushima Prefecture swims in the waves of the Pacific Ocean, using the talent technique of "trihydrogen monofluoride (protium deuterium tritium)" to collect the necessary raw materials needed to launch a spiritual nuclear explosion.

As a result, it was okay in the coastal waters, and there were not too many abnormalities, but after [Triium Treasure] was sent to the ocean bottom...

Akiyama Hui couldn't help being surprised - what happened?The radiation level of this sea water is actually worse than that of Fukushima?

Moreover, in addition to nuclear pollution, the levels of various other chemical pollutants in the sea near California are also extraordinary!

Well, after all, this is the territory of the blue star overlord.

With the consistent style of the US imperial bald eagle, it is so arrogant when it wastes resources, and it must be equally arrogant when it comes to littering.

——Recalling the long Cold War period, the Soviet Union built [-] nuclear warheads like sausage stuffing, which made the world panic.

But the United States, the leader of the free camp on the other side, also built 60 nuclear warheads, and the production time was much earlier than that of the Soviet Union, most of which were completed in the [-]s and [-]s of the last century.Plus countless nuclear submarines, nuclear aircraft carriers, and other nuclear-powered ships and civilian nuclear power plants...

Compared with the huge nuclear industry in the peak period of American imperialism, the scale of Japan's nuclear industry is not even a younger brother, but a grandson at most!

Therefore, since the invention of the atomic bomb in the United States, the nuclear waste that needs to be discarded for so many years adds up to an astronomical figure.

In addition, in the early stages of mankind’s discovery and utilization of nuclear energy, the harm caused by nuclear pollution was not very clear. 】It is sought after as a cool and fashionable trend.

In the United States in the twentieth century, there were rich people who drank radiation soda and drank themselves to death (radiation soda was sold so expensive at the time that the poor couldn't afford it), and there were companies that turned uranium ore into children's toys.

The famous casino city of Las Vegas, because it is less than [-] kilometers away from the nuclear test base in Nevada, you can see the mushroom cloud while sitting on the outskirts of the city. As a result, the local tourism company took the opportunity to launch the atomic bomb sightseeing activity, and held four sessions of " Miss Nuke" beauty pageant.

——In the 60s and [-]s, watching the atomic bomb explosion was a famous tourist item in Las Vegas!

By analogy, during the Cold War era, the United States once dumped a large amount of nuclear waste directly into the sea near California, which is naturally a completely reasonable speculation.

In the following years, it may be difficult to say whether the US military will continue to throw nuclear waste into the sea in order to save trouble and money.

In other words, before the outbreak of the Fukushima nuclear crisis, the United States had already discharged N years of nuclear wastewater off the coast of California, and secretly dumped nuclear waste and various toxic and harmful chemicals into the sea for an unknown number of years. Matter... Compared with the "great achievements" made by these Americans themselves, what is the little bit of nuclear waste water that spread across the Pacific Ocean from the Fukushima nuclear power plant reactor?Just drizzle!

When it comes to harming the natural environment of the North American continent, the Americans themselves are always No.1!

It's no wonder that the Yankees don't take the little bit of nuclear pollution from across the ocean at all seriously - anyway, the lice are no longer itchy, and the debts are no longer worrying!

But now that the red moon is coming in the western United States, and spiritual energy is recovering again, what will become of this nuclear waste water superimposed with mystic elements?

[Spiritual Spring] that prolongs life?Or the [Magic Water] that deforms and mutates people?Or something even more indescribable?

Then give birth to Godzilla or other monsters?Even the cities of Cthulhu and R'lyye under the sea?

Tsk tsk, it's really scary to think about it!Think carefully!

"...Hey, there are earthquakes and hauntings again, and there may be Godzilla in the sea. I can't stay in Los Angeles anymore. Let's move!"

Megumi Akiyama looked at the sea and murmured to himself sadly, "...as an Inari priestess, I should also stay where the rice is grown!"

PS: I am thinking about a question, if the supernatural powers of the nuke witch Megumi Akiyama, the God of Flying Noodles Chen Qiuhan, and the black cat girl Serena are spread on the Internet in China and Japan, I don’t know what they will get Brilliant nickname?

That kind of exaggerated Japanese style, I feel like I can’t learn it at all O(∩_∩)O haha~

Chapter 116, The Unstoppable Battle of Los Angeles

When the little witch Akiyama Megumi could sit leisurely on the beach, spitting out casually while looking at the sunny sea, Governor Newsom, who woke up from a quick nap, had to go back to the office and continue to deal with Chaos in Los Angeles.

——The current mayor of Los Angeles, after declaring a state of emergency for the city and appealing to the governor for help, played the role of a ghost again.

In addition, the National Guard only accepts the dual leadership of the governor and the Pentagon, and there is no room for local officials at the county and city levels to intervene.

As a result, Governor Newsom's shoulders have been the weight of the "Los Angeles supernatural disaster countermeasures" these days.

But what can Governor Newsom do?

He is not the one-eyed black bald director of S.H.I.E.L.D. in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but a politician who is good at bragging and throwing blame.

If he was really a very courageous and courageous hero, he would not have served as governor for so many years, but he still failed to break ground on the California high-speed rail, which has long been dragged into a joke, during his term of office.

Therefore, in the face of sudden supernatural disasters, Governor Newsom actually wanted to lie flat, but this is simply impossible.