Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

As a result, he could only hold on with difficulty, and racked his brains to issue a few orders.

The first is to let the National Guard continue to be on standby in Los Angeles, and then the large screens on the street walls of buildings in the business districts of cities around Los Angeles must scroll and play cat movies at night to prevent evil spirits-but can this matter? Only God knows if it is implemented.

The next step is to ask for assistance from the White House, asking for cats, flares, Tasers, and fireworks.

Although the fat golden-haired man in the White House probably wouldn't give it, but as long as he opened his mouth, he would have an excuse to blame him in the future.

As for what to do next?

Governor Newsom said that now that we have found a way to eliminate the evil spirits, why not leave everything to the National Guard?

As long as the National Guard is ordered to launch a siege operation to wipe out the evil spirits in the ruins of Los Angeles as soon as possible, won't the blame be thrown away?

Anyway, the 40th Division is not a weak brigade, but has experience in serving in Afghanistan, and should have rich experience in street fighting with low firepower.

As a result, Brigadier General Laura Yeager, the commander of the 40th Infantry Division who was staying in Beverly Hills, suddenly felt the unbearable weight of life.

"...This is asking me to fight the "Battle of Los Angeles" in the movie! But how can I have enough troops?

Once a super metropolis like Los Angeles starts street fighting, even ten divisions would not be too much!And how many of us are there? "

The female teacher "bang bang" patted the map of Los Angeles on the table, "...not to mention that the signal flares were all lit up last night, what should I use to fight ghosts today?"

——California’s National Guard, although it includes the 40th Mechanized Infantry Division, the 30th Infantry Brigade, the 218th Infantry Brigade, and the 91st Reserve Division, has a total strength of 6. powerful.In addition, there is a 12000-person California Air Force with F-22 and F-35 stealth fighters. In addition to the lack of bombers, it is already at the level of the Russian Air Force, which can be described as strong.

(California has the confidence to challenge the White House at every turn, because with this army, California has already become the number one military town in the United States.)

But the problem is that the tasks currently undertaken by the California National Guard are also very heavy.

First of all, the 218th Infantry Brigade in California, as early as the beginning of the outbreak of the "Corona" epidemic, was mobilized by the Pentagon to Hawaii for some reason. The 29th Infantry Brigade of the National Guard and the "Tropical Lightning" of the Army's 25th Light Infantry Division are preparing to suppress a large number of Asian citizens in the area—I don't know where the intelligence came from, saying that there are signs of instability in the area.

As a result, Hawaii has remained calm until now, and the local Asian immigrants live in peace and order. The only task of the 218th Infantry Brigade there is to lie on the beach and bask in the sun. Transferred back from the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Secondly, today, the entire United States has been caught in the turmoil of the "Black Lives Matter" movement, and most cities are restless amidst the turmoil.

For this reason, the National Guards of every state in the United States are currently stationed in major cities in the state to deter lawbreakers and suppress demonstrators. Today, the 91st Division of the California Reserve is divided into two divisions, stationed in San Francisco and the capital. Sacramento cannot be easily transferred in a short period of time.

In the end, there was one 30th Infantry Brigade left, not to mention whether these soldiers knew how to fight ghosts, at least they could be transferred to Los Angeles as reinforcements.

But the problem is that just three days before Los Angeles was haunted, the infantry brigade happened to be ordered by the Pentagon to mobilize and go north to Washington State to assist the local National Guard and carry out "armed clearing activities" against protesters entrenched in downtown Seattle... …

——As the Port of Los Angeles and the Port of Long Beach were paralyzed by the earthquake on June 6, it was difficult to resume normal operation for a while. As the second largest container port in the United States after Los Angeles, and the port closest to the Far East in the United States, Washington State The importance of the capital, the Port of Seattle, has risen sharply.

Just before this, as an important fire point of the Black Lives Matter Movement, downtown Seattle has just been messed up by demonstrations and riots. The demonstrators not only captured the police station, but also occupied a large area of ​​the city, announcing the establishment of the "Seattle Autonomous Region" ", or "Seattle Commune"!

Previously, out of political considerations, the ruling Democrats in Washington State adopted a conniving strategy to a certain extent against the demonstrators in the "Seattle Commune", and even voluntarily withdrew the police, giving way to the demonstrators. A block of urban areas, let these people enclose themselves.

But after the Los Angeles earthquake, Capitol Hill could no longer tolerate the remaining Port of Seattle, and there was also such a huge unstable factor.

In order to prevent the import and export trade in the Pacific Ocean from being completely blocked, and to ensure the smooth flow of imported overseas materials, the Pentagon hastily formulated an "armed clearance campaign" against the "Seattle Commune", preparing to impose military control on Seattle to ensure the operation of the port.

However, due to the high infection rate, severe disease rate, and death rate among members of the Washington State National Guard during the "Corona" plague, all officers above the major and above unfortunately died of the plague, and there was not one left. Now the state's National Guard The team has basically collapsed, and its combat effectiveness is extremely suspicious.

Therefore, the Pentagon had to transfer troops from around Washington state, and the 30th Infantry Brigade in California was pulled away at that time.

Even though Los Angeles began to have evil spirits later, Governor Newsom of California repeatedly demanded that the 30th Infantry Brigade be withdrawn from Washington State, and the Pentagon sternly refused to return this unit to California, insisting that the 30th Infantry Brigade should at least finish the Battle of Seattle first Besides.

Therefore, in today's Los Angeles area, except for the 40th Mechanized Infantry Division, which has been beaten to pieces and has low morale, the rest of the National Guard are not there. In addition to spirit combat", even logistical support is difficult.

If this "Battle of Los Angeles" must be fought, there seems to be no other way than to ask the federal government for help and let the Pentagon send troops over.

As a result, just as Governor Newsom tentatively revealed a few words, the California senator immediately called from Capitol Hill to scold him.

"...Are you crazy? Mr. Governor! If you dare to ask the federal army to intervene in California's internal affairs, then the golden-haired clown in the White House would dare to take the opportunity to unite with Republican congressmen to declare that the United States is in a state of civil war, and he will automatically renew his term immediately. , become a wartime president!

At that time, this year's general election will die midway, and all the previous campaign efforts of the entire Democratic Party will be in vain because of you!

Are you sure you want to give Trump a chance to stay in the White House and make yourself a public enemy of the whole party by the way?Mr. Governor? "

——God, how could you take advantage of that golden-haired fat man and automatically become the wartime commander?How can this be?

As a result, Governor Newsom seemed to have received a slap in the face, and immediately dismissed the idea of ​​seeking military assistance from the federal government.

But in this way, the battle of Los Angeles to eliminate the evil spirits is even more difficult to know how to fight.

Just when Newsom State was full of confusion and bewilderment, another heavyweight bad news hit, which completely shattered his fluke mentality.

——The 40th Infantry Division of the California National Guard stationed in Los Angeles, mutiny!

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Although the quality of the U.S. Army has never been called excellent, after entering the 21st century, the speed at which the U.S. Army has degenerated is particularly alarming.

Today, this army is full of drug addicts, homosexuals, criminals and foreign immigrants, and its combat effectiveness is avalanche.

And as the stronghold of the White Left ideological trend and multiculturalism in the deep blue state, the quality of a considerable part of the California National Guard is even more unsightly.

In particular, the Democratic Party has been pursuing political correctness in recent years, kicking out many old-fashioned traditional military officers from the National Guard.

As a result, the combat effectiveness and cohesion of this army have further declined.

The first night of fighting against the evil spirits was because the soldiers didn't react, and the second night was because they made a lot of preparations in advance and recovered a little morale.

But after the second night of being beaten passively, the spiritual energy of the entire division has actually been exhausted to the limit, and it can no longer hold on.

But according to the gossip that came from nowhere, the governor actually planned to order them to stay in Los Angeles until all the evil spirits were wiped out!

It's ridiculous!How can this be!How many people will die by then?

So after much deliberation, it seems that saving one's life is the most important thing - nothing else can be relied on, only one's own life is one's own.

Therefore, the 40th Infantry Division, which had already collapsed mentally, came to a big party at noon that day, and most of the soldiers and low-level officers ran away.

The division commander, Brigadier General Laura Yeager, lacked prestige so badly that he couldn't stop the soldiers from fleeing, so he could only report to the governor.

Anyway, no matter how the escape ended, Governor Newsom found that he was no longer able to deal with the supernatural disaster in Los Angeles alone.

Therefore, Governor Newsom, who had nothing to do, asked about the latest developments of Kei Akiyama and others, and learned that...

"...what? That little Japanese girl and her companions are in Irvine right now, and they've just been interviewed on CNN?"

Chapter 117: It's not overcooked!

Eighty kilometers southeast of Los Angeles, in Irvine City, the villa of "Flying Noodles" Chen Qiuhan

After returning to his villa through Qiu Shanhui's teleportation technique, Chen Qiuhan hung the badge of "Flying Noodle Sect" on the gate of the villa, and placed a fox statue on the left and right outside the gate and a black cat statue, announcing the establishment of the headquarters of the "Order of Faces".

However, although the sect was established, believers hadn't been recruited for a while.

——Even if they saw the "Flying Noodle God" hanging high above the "Cult Headquarters", most of the local residents of Irvine, who are mainly Asian, regarded it as some kind of special-shaped balloon.When Chen Qiuhan started to play the hymn, some people even complained that he was making noise and disturbing the people, and the security guards were called.

Although after seeing the "flying man", "flying noodle monster" and "talking black cat", the two fat security guards were as silent as cicadas, they didn't dare to offend them at all, and left in despair , and even gave a warning to the guy who called to complain.

However, such a frustrating experience itself already made Chen Qiuhan feel very disappointed.

In addition, he had to call his family to explain why he turned his house in the United States into a "cult stronghold".

"...Father, I am not crazy, and I have not been scammed by some witch... I really learned magic! Look! I can fly!"

——In order to convince his father who was on the other side of the ocean, Chen Qiuhan specially opened a video call and flew in mid-air to chat with his father.

But obviously, Chen Qiuhan's persuasion effect on his father was not very good - why are there too many people who are good at P pictures?

"...What what? You don't believe it? You also say that the flight video is fake? You want me to stop doing video special effects to lie to you?

Come on, Dad, do you know how expensive it is to do special effects?Where can I play casually?Don't pretend you don't understand, and dangle around half a bucket of water..."

"...What? You don't believe that the flying noodle god in our house is real? You said it was a video I synthesized?"

"...Hey, I really can't help it, let God talk to you directly! Buster, would you please come and talk to my dad?"

"... Woo meow, mortals from far away, meow! Come and worship the most beautiful Goddess Buster, and offer me tribute! (American English)"

"...What? Still don't believe me? Want me to tell you where I got a girl to voice the cat?

father! (with tears in his eyes) My dear father!I'm going to kneel down for you!Can you be a little superstitious and stop being so materialistic!

Our family produces funeral offerings and does business in the underworld to make money from dead ghosts. How come your thoughts are purer than party members? "

"...What, what? It's because the factory at home has been printing paper money for Tiandi Bank, pulling the assembly line to produce paper villas, paper appliances, and paper cars. You have been fooling ghosts for more than 20 years. That's why you Do you not believe in devils and gods? This, this...

Forget it, you really can't make sense with Dad, if you want to blaspheme, blaspheme, anyway, it's not boiled (the Lord doesn't care)! "

However, even though he received serious setbacks from his neighbors and his father, Chen Qiuhan still waited for believers to come to his door.

Because, after learning that the God of God had descended, the "Minister of Admonishment" of the Irvine Diocese of the Flying Spaghetti Church immediately brought the believers over to pay homage...

——No matter how loose, chaotic, and lacking a sense of existence, the Flying Spaghetti Sect is a huge religious group with millions of believers on earth.

You must know that even a star-chasing fan group has a certain internal organizational structure, and the Flying Noodle Sect is no exception.

According to the rules established by Bobby Henderson, the founder of the "God-inspired" religion, "eat first" more than ten years ago, the priests of the Flying Pasta Church, regardless of their superiority or inferiority, are all called "Ministers of Admonishment". .Any believer can apply for this position voluntarily after joining the religion.

If the application is approved, their names will be publicized on the website, and then they will be authorized to host various social activities of FSM, such as noodle eating conferences, float parades, weddings, etc. (only if FSM is registered the Netherlands and other places where it is a legal religion).

As for how to divide the dioceses of the admonishment ministers, this is all up to them to discuss and decide on their own—of course it is good to discuss amicably and reach a result, and it is not impossible to fight with force to decide the outcome. The stomach king eats noodle competition to decide.

In short, "cooking is not mushy"!

Therefore, I am afraid that even the leader Bobby Henderson "eat first" himself, does not know how many divisions of the FSM Cult there are in the world!

In this way, when Chen Qiuhan published her address on the website of the Flying Noodle Cult and announced that the Flying Noodle God had come to her home, the "Minister of Admonishment" of the Irvine City District, a [-]-pound man with freckles all over his face The bald fat man with acne, with a noodle pot on his head, came over curiously to find out... Immediately, the fat man offered his knee to the "Flying Noodle God" floating in mid-air.

Afterwards, the "Minister of Admonishment" immediately called and tweeted, called friends and friends, and finally summoned three men and two women in Irvine and five FSM believers, gathered in Chen Qiuhan's house, and everyone drank together Beer and noodles, and by the way, a cat to see a fox-eared girl, it is also very pleasant.

In contrast, although the cat god Buster is not very smart, it is much easier to recruit followers.

——She just took out a large bag of catnip from Catalina Island, squatted in the yard and meowed a few times with all her might, and then summoned all the pet cats and stray cats in the whole community Arriving at the backyard of Chen Qiuhan's house, they enjoyed eating catnip and having fun together.

Next, since all the cats came over to have fun, the shit shovel officer who raised the cats and the idlers from "Cloud Raising Cats" also followed... and when they saw a radiant and eloquent The "God Cat" quickly knelt down and offered canned cat food, cat strips, and dried fish with great sincerity.

Some of the Japanese immigrants and people who like Japanese animation, saw the Inari fox statue in the yard, and would also pay respects by the way.

In short, when the little witch Megumi Akiyama "walked" her shikigami [Tritium Treasure], collected protium, deuterium and tritium, and returned to Chen Qiuhan's house in the "radiation blue waves" off the coast of Los Angeles. It is already bustling with cats coming and going, very lively.

In addition to the few believers and the spectators who make up the bulk of the fun, there are also many self-media and Internet celebrities who come to check in and interview.

Even CNN (Cable News Network), the largest news media in the United States today, and FOX (Fox News Channel), the only big-name mouthpiece media in the Wangwang camp, also sent a team of reporters to interview Megumi Akiyama and others— — Now there is a dispute over who comes first.

"...Hey, my god is the fox god, who originally seemed to be closer to the Fox (Fox) News Channel. However, California and the entire West Coast of the United States are the territory of the Democratic Party. We'd better not rashly offend—so we still Get an interview with CNN first!"

Akiyama Megumi thought about it, and said with a sigh, but Chen Qiuhan didn't object.

In this way, the group of fox-eared witches that Akiyama Megumi had been tinkering with before finally moved towards high-level fun, and officially debuted on CNN's supernatural program...

PS: The Wizards of the Coast (Wizards) who created the DND setting is just outside Seattle, in Renton, King County.

In the next Seattle battle, all kinds of fantasy elements will be even more exciting than Los Angeles.

(The natural environment of the Northland of Faerun is largely written by wizards of the coast with reference to Washington State, Vancouver and Alaska.)

There are too many things going on recently, the archives have been exhausted, and there will be no update tomorrow morning, readers please don't wait, I will update it at night.

Chapter 118: CNN Supernatural Program

CNN (CNN), the world's first 24-hour news channel, is the mouthpiece of the American Democratic Party.

Since the rise of CNN by tracking and reporting military operations in the Gulf War, when the wheel of history entered the 21st century, CNN has successfully beaten other major traditional news media in the United States, and took the top spot in the American press. Overlooking the clown jumping beams in all directions.

CNN reporters are also pretentious because of this. They often speak arrogantly and especially like to judge people by their nostrils.

However, Ms. Vivienne Taylor, who rushed to the headquarters of the Face-to-face Church in the Huaguoshan Community of Irvine City today in a CNN news interview car, did not have the arrogance of the "uncrowned king" at all, and only had infinity in her heart excitement and gratitude.

Who made her so lucky today that she accidentally snatched the once-in-a-lifetime news?

——Supernatural events happening around you!Pagan gods descended from the mortal world!

It's not the "Loch Ness Monster" and "Crop Circles", which are hard to distinguish between true and false, but real miracles that happen right before your eyes!

What an eye-catching and explosive news this is!What exciting news!

This is something that the whole of America, nay, the world, will stay up all night watching!

What kind of kidnapping, bombing, serial murder, school shooting, and even mutiny in the army...are they nothing compared to this?

Ms. Vivienne couldn't help but secretly rejoiced that the newcomers were sent to Irvine, a small city far away from the "hot spots", to interview the local refugee camps instead of following the gang because of their lack of qualifications and connections Reporters stay near downtown Los Angeles.

That's why after the breaking news of "The True God Comes" came out, she was able to get close to the water and rush over before the others on CNN.

At this moment, besides Vivian, the assistants, photographers, drivers and others who followed her were also very excited and full of energy.