Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

They seem to see the Pulitzer Prize waving to themselves!

Sitting in the narrow news interview car, Vivienne carefully applied lipstick and powdered her face in front of the small mirror on the makeup box.

Then carefully apply the liquid foundation to cover up the fine crow's feet in the corners of my eyes that are prematurely aging due to high work pressure.

uh-huh!Facial makeup is OK.

Hair dyed golden shawl is OK.

Small silver round stud earrings inlaid with amethyst OK.

Black top, light blue trousers and three centimeter high heels OK.

The standard CNN outdoor outbound hostess dress is OK!

Well, Vivian, you have to believe in yourself, you can do it.

Closing her eyes, she gave herself a last silent blow. When she opened her eyes again, Vivienne had already put on a professional smile on her face.

Get up, open the car door, step out of the CNN news interview car, and was about to walk into the headquarters of the "Face-to-face Church", but Vivienne inadvertently saw the corner on the opposite side of the street, also parked a car with a signal receiver on its head. There is also a blond hostess standing next to the news interview car of the machine.

It's just that the logo of the old enemy Fox (FOX News) is painted on the front hood, side doors and rear windshield of that car.

Since Wang Wang came to power, FOX represented the Republican Party, and CNN represented the Democratic Party. They fought with each other for four years in a red-and-blue arena.

Although Fox is now backed by the White House, CNN is more powerful and deeply rooted, and has a home court advantage in California, which can completely overwhelm Fox.

Therefore, Vivienne can now go in for the interview with her head held high, while the hostess of Fox still has to wait impatiently outside.

Seeing such a pleasing scene, the smile on Ms. Vivienne Taylor's face couldn't help but become brighter, and her steps became faster.

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"... Hello everyone, welcome to CNN, this is the city of Irvine in the greater Los Angeles metropolitan area, and I'm Vivienne Taylor!

As you can see, I am standing outside the door of a detached villa right now!About six hours ago, this place had just become the headquarters of a new religious group!However, unlike other religious groups, supernatural forces really appeared here..."

In the courtyard of Qiuhan Chen’s villa, CNN hostess Vivienne Taylor pointed to the lawn behind her with an excited expression, "...Look, those cats are flying! The real kind of flying!"

Strictly speaking, her gaffe in front of the camera can already be called a live broadcast accident.

But whether it was the cameraman at the scene, the employees of CNN headquarters, or even the audience watching the show, they all forgave her little gaffe.

Because, like Vivienne, they were all shocked by what appeared in the camera.

——More than 20 cats of different breeds and sizes are floating in the air more than ten meters above the ground, stepping on catwalks and swaying in the air.

There are no balloons, no airships, and no drones above the cats.

There are also no ropes, no coercion, and no other auxiliary props around the cats.

These cats floating in the air are as free as the wind and as light as the clouds.

Obviously, these cute little creatures are also very novel about the experience of flying, stretching their limbs in the air as if they were swimming, posing in various strange poses, clumsily trying various neurotic moves.

And under the cats, there is a large group of chattering shit-shoveling officers, proudly boasting about their pets to each other.

"...Look, my cat is so powerful, it can roll in the air!"

"...My cat is amazing! It can fly backwards by sneezing!"

"...Hey, my cats can't do it anymore. They sleep all day on the ground, but in the sky they only know how to sleep together."

"...The posture of this orange cat is so strange? Didn't it push itself to the sky by farting?"

"...It's raining? Oh, no, my God, whose cat is so immoral? Did it pee?"

Suddenly, as if the lost gravity was suddenly restored, all the cats fell down in an instant.

But with their innate talent, these cats, no matter how fat or thin they are, all of them landed smoothly and successfully without any injuries.

Then, a petite Japanese maiden in white clothes, with animal ears on her head and a tail hanging behind her back, "floated" out of the room with her feet hanging about half a meter in the air, and greeted the crowd of shit-shoveling officials who were still full of enthusiasm. Announced, "...cough cough, this is the end of today's cat flying experience to give back to the believers. If you are interested, you can come to participate in the church activities next time. Please put the donation in the offering box in the center of the yard.

Now, we are going to be interviewed by reporters, please take your cats back home!See you next time! "

——In short, today's CNN supernatural program has an impressive opening from the moment it enters the door.

Chapter 119, Witch Talking about Ghosts and Gods

In the following time, CNN hostess Vivienne Taylor felt as if she was a Muggle girl visiting Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft for the first time. In this seemingly ordinary villa, she saw countless strange people. things—a flying man, a girl with a tail, a talking black cat, a politically correct lady who turns into a kitten...and of course, a flying bird that shrinks to the size of a basketball and floats on the living room ceiling. Face God.

Well, although the tentacle-like face of the Flying Noodle God is really not beautiful, it is easy to make people lose the SAN value at first glance, but as long as you zoom in to the camera, you can see clearly that its "body" is made of noodles, meat After the pills and mashed potatoes are formed, the audience is not so afraid.

— After all, who in the world is afraid of a lot of food?And it’s still a mass of already cooked food!

Next, Vivian originally wanted to focus on interviewing the owner of this villa, Comrade Chen Qiuhan, "The Best Flying Noodles".

But Chen Qiuhan said very modestly that he had joined the Flying Noodles Sect for less than a month, and although he had somehow obtained the divine favor of the Flying Noodle God, he really knew very little about the secrets of the Flying Noodle God—after all, the Flying Noodle God It is famous for "cooking is not mushy" (the Lord doesn't care)!

If CNN wants to talk about some supernatural knowledge, it is best to seek professional consultation...

Therefore, the following talk show became a supernatural lecture by the little witch Akiyama Hui.

And Akiyama Hui also sat in front of the camera without hesitation, and talked about the origin of gods and demons (magic version) in a grand manner.

"... as we all know, the oldest and strongest emotion of human beings is fear; and the oldest and strongest fear is the unknown.

The earliest gods and demons originated from this.

Thousands of years ago, ancient people in animal skins hid in caves and sat around a small campfire, fearing the unknown.

They think about how the sun rises, imagine all kinds of monsters and giants, and use their thinking to endow these things with different personalities.

Over time, the earliest myths emerged.And the earliest supernatural life was born from the myth.

People call them "Gods" and "Demons" and pray to them for forgiveness and salvation out of fear.

So all the gods are the spiritual reflection of human civilization, no matter whether they are mortals becoming gods, animals becoming gods, or auras condensed..."

Megumi Akiyama sat solemnly on the sofa with Baoxiang, while stroking the black cat goddess Buster lying on the tea table, while eloquently said, "...in the age of mythology in some areas, gods and demons coexisted with mortals in the In other eras, gods and demons disappeared without a trace.

As time went by, people believed that those ancient myths were nothing but illusions, and that gods and demons never existed at all.

But in fact, no matter the gods or demons, they have never really been far away from human beings, they just hibernate temporarily.

Otherwise, why did Confucianism in ancient China only "respect ghosts and gods and keep them at a distance", but dare not deny the existence of ghosts and gods?

Because they know that ghosts and gods really exist, and they are also part of the real material world!

Even in modern times when all the gods are dormant, mortals are still writing new myths and creating new gods and demons.

Like the Flying Spaghetti God who just arrived, there are many other modern myths that actually have the potential to become reality.

And now, it's time for the stars to return and the gods to awaken—for example, this black cat is the ancient cat god Buster! "

She lightly patted the fat black cat's butt on the coffee table. The black cat goddess Buster rolled her eyes, but she still stood up knowingly, using her spiritual power to conjure up a set of gorgeous ancient Egyptian-style robes, Meowing a few times, the female host of CNN opened her eyes wide and covered her mouth with her hands.

"...Next is the Uga Inari god I serve... As one of the oldest gods in the world, she has many different identities."

As the little witch Akiyama Hui said this, with a thought, she withdrew from the state of being possessed by the fox god.

The next moment, the fox ears and tails on Akiyama Megumi disappeared in an instant, and a small nine-tailed white fox jumped out from her head and landed firmly on the carpet—then the white light flashed, and the nine-tailed white fox turned into a A Japanese-style goddess with black hair and golden eyes, wearing a sun-shaped golden crown, a white skirt hanging down to the floor.He holds a Kagura bell in his left hand, and an ear of rice in his right hand. There is a fox tail behind his buttocks, and a group of cute little foxes running around are transformed by spiritual power under his feet.

"...This is my lord's most famous identity today, the Uga Inari god who blesses the rice harvest, and there are [-] shrines in Japan that enshrine her."

Pointing to the fox-eared goddess who smiled sweetly, Megumi Akiyama introduced, "...but before she came to Japan, she was also the queen who married the last emperor of the Shang Dynasty, Di Xin (King Zhou of Shang). The great beauty is even older than the peerless beauty—Su Daji!"

So, after the white light flashed again, Yuga Inari turned into a fairy concubine in a purple dress and red dress, with a jade hairpin on her head, a jade flute in her hand, a jade seal on her waist, and eyeshadow on her eyes. It also has a bit of the publicity and domineering of a contemporary heroine.

And the barrage that was already densely packed on the live video has ushered in another wave of explosive growth like a volcanic eruption.

"Damn! This fox goddess is actually a Chinese-Japanese dual nationality?"

"It's not surprising, how many nationalities does Jehovah have now?"

"So beautiful! A real 4000-year-old beauty!"

"It turns out that Empress Daji is real! Then the Jiuchi Roulin is also real?"

"There are also Pao Pao and Bo Yi Kao Pai Ren Rou Sauce!"

"Plus the list of gods!"

"Wait! The fox goddess who used to be Empress Daji? I seem to have a vague impression...but it doesn't seem to be Inari God..."

Of course, Megumi Akiyama, who was in front of the camera, would not pay attention to the audience's discussion, but continued to introduce calmly:

"...after the fall of the Shang Dynasty, my lord moved to the country of Magadha in India, and was favored by the nobles, and became the crown princess and the daughter-in-law of the famous King Ashoka—although her husband died early and did not inherit The throne, but her son became the emperor of India..."

Accompanied by Akiyama Megumi's explanation, Empress Daji turned into an Indian lady wearing a colored silk sari embroidered with gold silk, with a bun on her head, a gorgeous crown made of pearls and gemstones, and a gold nose ring. Smiling and shaking his head slightly facing the camera.

And the barrage of the video is going crazy.

"Going to India again?! This has broken the myth circle!"

"And became the princess of India! Her husband wouldn't be sucked to death by her on the bed, would he?"

"I don't know. I vaguely remember that Ashoka had two princes. I don't know which one she married?"

"God Shiva! How could there be such an outrageous thing? The queen mother of the Peacock Empire is Chinese? Although she is indeed very beautiful..."

At the same time, Akiyama Megumi's commentary continued:

"...Besides that, my lord was also Empress Toba in Japan, and because of that, she was also called—Tamamo-mae!"

With the sound of "bang", the white mist drifted away, and the Indian lady in sari disappeared instantly, and turned into a noble lady of the Heian period in Japan, wearing a thick and gorgeous twelve-single palace costume, holding a folding fan and a scroll , and "swipe" to unfold the folding fan, elegantly covering the mouth and nose.

The barrage and comment area also completely went berserk.

"Inari God is Tamamo-mae? Oh oh oh oh! The discovery of the century! No, the discovery of the millennium!"

"Although I don't really understand what you are talking about, but this goddess seems to be very powerful?"

"The key is to be super beautiful! No matter which shape you look in, it's so beautiful! Suck~"

"I also want to play stickers with Master Yuzao!"

"So, which country's goddess is this?"

"Please, is nationality important to gods?"

Next, Yuzao turned into a nine-tailed white fox again, and then jumped back to the top of Akiyama Megumi's head, and reunited, allowing Akiyama Megumi to return to the state of a fox-eared lady.

"...In short, my lord is not only the god Uga Inari, but also Yuzaqian and Empress Daji, as well as the crown princess and empress dowager of the First Indian Empire. In different times and different countries, she used to have many different roles. Identity..." Akiyama Hui, the fox-eared lady, continued.

"...like a superstar actress who has played many famous roles in...?"

The hostess Vivienne, who had been in a state of astonishment before, suddenly had a flash of inspiration in her mind and asked.

"...Uh, you can also understand it in this way. In short, after a long period of dormancy, my lord finally woke up again and guided me across the vast ocean to the land of the North American continent to spread her faith and protect those The people of America who are about to be threatened by demons and evil spirits."

Akiyama Hui nodded and said, and bowed slightly to the camera to salute, "... I hope we can get along well in the future, please."

Chapter 120: Sprinkling salt can salt the evil spirits to death

Although the modern United States is still strictly a religious country, the impact of decades of multicultural state policy is still very obvious.

In short, there are not many truly devout Christians from the top to the bottom.

Although the vast majority of Americans still maintain the Christian faith, it is basically a dream to expect them to observe any rules and regulations.

As for the worship of God and respect for the church, it is basically like the prawns on the packaging of seafood instant noodles, there is really no need to take it too seriously.

(There are countless villain priests and evil nuns in Hollywood movies.)

So, for now, CNN viewers are calm about the pagan gods that befall them.

——After all, from Marvel to DC, in Hollywood movies and American dramas, such scenes have been imagined countless times.

Now even if they suddenly see the God of Flying Spaghetti, the God of Cat, and the God of Fox descending together, after the initial shock, they will only automatically substitute in the scenes they have seen in the movie... and then feel that since the other party can communicate in a friendly manner , then it doesn't seem like a big deal.

——Since modern Americans have no fear of God, they also have little fear of other pagan gods.

At least until the doom of death and destruction is truly befallen them by the gods, they will only watch and complain happily.

Meanwhile, CNN's Irvine ghost talk show continues.

"...Now, the United States has become the first place to start the recovery of spiritual energy. All kinds of unknown things, especially supernatural things that cannot be explained by science, will soon emerge in large numbers. In my opinion, this is your luck , is also your misfortune.”

The little witch Akiyama Megumi sitting on the sofa talked eloquently, "...the lucky thing is that when human beings receive the blessings and blessings of the gods again, share the glory and power of the gods, and witness all kinds of incredible miracles, You will be one step ahead of everyone else on Earth.