Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

Unfortunately, with the return of the gods, all kinds of monsters and evil spirits will also return together, bringing unimaginable disasters to human beings.

What's more troublesome is that at the beginning of the revival of spiritual energy, demons and evil spirits will often arrive first, but human beings' means of eliminating spirits have not had time to catch up.

For example, from now on, houses in the United States where people have died, especially houses where homicides have occurred, may really be haunted.

What's more serious is the evil spirit that is erupting in Los Angeles right now..."

After hearing what Akiyama Megumi said, the comment area was also a mess—some people shouted "I would rather not have such luck!" "Let the world of science come back!" Some people curiously asked "What miracle? Can you rejuvenate your youth?" ?” “Can you resurrect the dead?”

The photographer and hostess Vivienne were actually very interested in these questions from the audience, but out of basic professionalism, Vivienne continued to follow the topic of Megumi Akiyama, "... Since there is a true God in this world, isn’t it God’s duty to save the people?”

"...Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Miss host, God will only try his best to save his own believers, and it is absolutely impossible to protect everyone."

Akiyama Kei shook her head again and again, waving her little finger facing the camera, "...in Los Angeles, there are neither shrines dedicated to the Lord, nor many believers of the Lord, so before the belief of the Lord is spread, Why would He waste divine power to save a group of strangers?

Even the God you believe in will not spend divine power to save the heathen! "

——Well, that is, everyone's beliefs are not very pious now, so the clergy of different religions can talk to each other calmly.Otherwise, for the Christians in the Middle Ages, I am afraid that they have to shout loudly to "kill the heathen" to be considered a good person, right?

"...So, should we pray to God to send angels to expel evil spirits for us?" The hostess laughed.

"...God? Well, it stands to reason that Europe and the United States should indeed be under his control. But his old man will definitely not hear your prayers this year, and next year...well, I guess there is not much hope. According to my lord According to my experience, it will not be possible for Jehovah to come to the world until the next year at the earliest.”

With a casual expression on his face, Akiyama Megumi broke the news so slowly.

The hostess Vivienne Taylor, who was sitting opposite her, was stunned for an instant as if she had eaten a big melon. There were also the cameramen and assistants present, as well as hundreds of people far away in the headquarters. The CNN staff and the audience in front of various screens also had a momentary blank thinking.

——Facing the cat gods, fox gods, and noodle gods who came down to the mortal world, you nervous Americans can still take it as a joke.

Then, if it were God descending, the impact on traditional American society would be as terrifying as a landslide and tsunami!

The severity of the two is not on the same order of magnitude at all!

Therefore, Vivienne, who was originally considered eloquent, became tongue-tied at the moment, opening and closing her mouth several times, not knowing what to say.

Finally, with great difficulty, she gathered the thousands of words in her heart into one sentence: "...Why? How did you know?"

"...Why? The reason is simple—ladies first! This is basic courtesy!"

Akiyama Megumi gave her a strange look, as if surprised that she didn't even know the most basic common sense, "...how can God and male gods come down before the goddesses come down? Don't you think that, Yahweh turned out to be a savage with no gentlemanly demeanor, right?

Therefore, Lord Yahweh has to be at least two or three years late, and wait until all the goddesses have come before he can descend to the world to show his holiness! "

Immediately, CNN hostess Vivienne Taylor, who was at the headquarters of the "Face-to-face Church" in Irvine, had no time to react, and the barrage area and comment area in the live video were already crying One piece, howling ghosts and howling wolves:

"Aren't you mistaken? In God's circle, women's rights are also in power?" "Desperate! Desperate!"

"This is justice! The great cause of women's rights has been recognized by God! You men who oppress women give me reflection! Reflection!"

"No, no, what she said was only women first, which is the same as when the Titanic sank, women and children were put on the lifeboats first."

"Well, if God can't come for a while, can the Virgin Mary come down first?"

"The Virgin Mary? Speaking of which, is the Virgin Mary counted as a person? Or as a god?"

"Hey, the tangled theological issue of divinity and humanity has been arguing for thousands of years in the past, but there is no result."

"God will not come in two or three years? Well, I really doubt that with the current state of the United States, can we still live two or three years later?"

"That's right, there's been a plague, unemployment, and a major earthquake in Los Angeles. Prices are still soaring recently, but public security is getting worse and worse. This year, two of my relatives died from the [Corona] plague, but three Relatives were shot to death, one from robbery, two from stray bullets..."

"Why don't you talk about the happy things? How much inheritance did you get because of it?"

"Inheritance? How can there be! They are all paupers who owe a lot of debt and have zero net worth! They even have to chip in for the funeral expenses after they die!

Hey, if this kind of life continues for another two or three years, I really worry that I will not be able to live until Christmas in 2022! "

"It's more than this level? Didn't you hear that little Japanese girl say that there are still demons and evil spirits coming to make trouble?"

"Oh, my God, there's no way to live like this!"

"Have some of the biggest communal prayers and let God come down! I've had enough of these days!"

"However, if God is still sleeping, even if we pray, I'm afraid we won't be able to enter God's ears, right?"

"Don't be so pessimistic. People have to be positive. Maybe God knows everything and is just pretending to be asleep?"

"Oh, if you have such an outrageous idea in your mind, you are already blaspheming God and committing a blasphemous crime that deserves to be burned!"

……

On the outside of the barrage, CNN hostess Vivienne is still trying to persuade Akiyama Hui and others to "take up social responsibilities"-"... Miss Miko, if you want to become famous, become a superhero and let the public Worship cannot be done without a certain sense of social responsibility.”

The hostess persuaded, "...the protagonists in the movie, don't they all take the initiative to make sacrifices and dedications to win appreciation and love?"

"...Miss host, the real world is not a Hollywood movie script, and I'm not a superhero!

I am a servant of God Inari, but God Inari is not a public servant of Los Angeles. He has no obligation to save the city.

Because power and duty are corresponding, without power there is no duty, and our Lord said that she will never undertake the duty that does not belong to her. "

Megumi Akiyama spread his hands, "...Before establishing the shrine of my lord and spreading the belief of my lord, out of basic humanitarianism, I can predict disasters and announce bad luck to people as much as I can. That's all."

"... Does this sound like a witch from a fairy tale?" Vivian joked.

"...yes, so I can understand people's frustration - they hoped for a savior to come down from the sky in their predicament, but in the end they just waited for a crow's mouth to tell them bad news... But it can't be done, it can't be done It’s something that can’t be done.”

Akiyama Megumi said, "...I never promise casually, because my lord taught me that before you say a word, you are still the master of the word; I am a slave to words...and gods cannot accept the collapse of human beings."

"...Ahaha, this is already much better than many politicians and celebrities who are full of lies." Vivian smiled and continued to cheer.

"...Yeah, since the people of Los Angeles are in trouble, shouldn't they go to those [humble social tools]?"

Qiu Shanhui rolled his eyes and curled his lips, "... Otherwise, wouldn't you pay so much tax every year for nothing?"

Uh, the truth is this, but... how does the government know how to fight ghosts?

In addition to making money, those politicians and bureaucrats only know how to shirk their responsibilities and throw out the blame for why Los Angeles is haunted!

Some media now claim that Los Angeles is haunted because Asians "have not abolished the backward and ignorant polytheistic beliefs"!

And because of the "Ode to the Old Ones" that resounded through the night sky for some reason on the night of the Los Angeles earthquake, it also caused fans of the Cthulhu mythology to be beaten.

There are also directors who have made supernatural and fantasy films, and writers who have written supernatural horror novels. Recently, they have been besieged by cyber violence and are in a panic.

Some people even ran to splash paint on the grave and former residence of Mr. Ai Craft, the "seafood feaster, lord of thousands of evil gods, god of Cthulhu world god"!

There is no way, when group emotions are incited, all logic and reason will be thrown into the toilet.

Although it sounds outrageous, I have to admit that throwing blame is indeed much easier than doing things. It is no wonder that medieval nobles would like to engage in witch hunting.

——As long as all kinds of natural disasters, man-made disasters and misfortunes are all blamed on the evil wizard, wouldn't the ruler not be responsible?

CNN hostess Vivienne Taylor couldn't help rubbing the center of her brows and sighing.

She is very clear that she is not as thick-skinned and foolish as the White House spokesperson, and she does not have such a strong motivation to throw the blame.

——Although CNN is a supporter of the Democratic Party, no matter who is blamed for the mess in Los Angeles, CNN will not be responsible anyway.

That being the case, as the hostess of CNN, Vivienne does not have a particularly strong motivation to excuse the official.

So, Vivienne went on to say, "...What you said does make sense, Miss Miko from Japan.

But unlike in movies and TV shows, our government has never had experience in fighting supernatural forces.

According to the latest news, the 40th Infantry Division stationed in Los Angeles has mutinied and fled after persisting in front of the evil spirit for two days, and now the entire Los Angeles is on the verge of losing control.What do you think about this?Miss Miko? "

"...If human beings haven't lost the courage to live, they should find ways to deal with evil spirits, instead of just reaching out to God for help.

Not to mention asking for help from a god that you don't believe in - please remember that the moral kidnapping of mortals is useless to gods!

Hey, and, how should I say it?Based on your experience of watching ghost movies and TV series, you should be able to judge that compared with all kinds of monsters and evil gods that may appear in this land in the future, these evil spirits are nothing more than small troubles like cockroaches and mice. "

Qiu Shanhui complained like this, "...there is no way to deal with even evil spirits, how should we face a more cruel world in the future!"

Uh, the evil spirit that defeated a division of the U.S. Army and killed tens of thousands of people in two days is actually just a trivial trouble?

So what is the really dire threat?In the future, there won't really be an old ruler coming, or the devil Lucifer will be summoned, right?

Vivienne Taylor couldn't help secreting a trace of cold sweat on her forehead, but she still tried her best to restrain her divergent thinking, and continued to ask:

"... Then, according to your opinion, what measures should we take to eliminate the evil spirits in Los Angeles?"

"...on this subject, I spoke to the Governor yesterday, and made several suggestions to him."

Akiyama Megumi replied, "...For ordinary people, the simplest and most common way to get rid of spirits is to sprinkle salt.

Because, no matter in the Eastern or Western mystical theories, salt has the function of purification and exorcism.

Here, we can make a demonstration.First, I'm going to summon an evil spirit... Buster, it's time to work! "

While saying this, Akiyama Megumi raised her foot and kicked the fat and strong black cat goddess Buster. Seeing that she didn't respond, she kicked again.

The cat god Buster, who was kicked twice, finally woke up from his daytime sleep, and looked up at Hui Akiyama resentfully. Then, the fat cat lazily stretched out its paws and drew a picture on the floor. A small hexagonal summoning array, and then drive spiritual power into it...

The next moment, with a flash of purple-black light, a group of black mist-like evil spirits floated out of the summoning formation.

But this poor evil spirit, before it had time to let out the usual rampant laughter or howl when the villain appeared on the stage, was knocked down by the cat god Buster who was squatting next to him carelessly, as if teasing a mouse. Pressing down on the floor, wagging his tail at the same time, he said to Akiyama Megumi:

"...Woo meow, I've suppressed it, hurry up and do it!"

Akiyama Hui nodded, but instead of doing it himself, he turned around and took out a bag full of salt from under the sofa, and handed it to the hostess Vivienne with a smile, "...the so-called practice brings true knowledge, if you can't do it yourself How can you know that evil spirits are not scary after exorcising them once?

So, this time, it's up to you to sprinkle salt and remove the spirit!I'll help you watch the formation!Don't worry, nothing will happen! "

Eh?You want me to come by myself?

This is a terrifying evil spirit that can easily kill even a strong soldier!

I don't have superpowers, I'm just an ordinary professional woman

The hostess Vivienne was stunned, subconsciously a little afraid, but with the encouragement of Qiu Shanhui and the urging of the boss opposite the earphone, she still had no choice but to take the salt bag numbly, and was immediately overwhelmed by the heavy weight. It was almost bent over.

Uh, the weight is at least five kilograms, right?

While complaining secretly, she moved her steps cautiously, getting close to the evil spirit that was still twitching and writhing under the cat god's pressure on the ground.

Then I was overwhelmed.

"...Hurry up! Take the salt out of your pocket and sprinkle it all over your face! Remember to use some force!"

Akiyama Hui yelled and gestured at the side, while Vivienne was heartbroken, and finally reached into the salt bag...

Immediately, his hand slipped, and the whole bag of salt was overturned, pouring down like a waterfall!

The cat god Buster, who has sharp eyes and quick hands (claws), felt that the position of the evil spirit moved slightly when he saw this.

So, let this whole bag of refined salt be poured into the black hole representing the mouth on the face of the humanoid evil spirit!

Suddenly, the terrible screams exploded like a volcanic eruption, and the shrill screams shook the whole villa. The photographer had to work hard to hold down the tripod, and the assistant, who was caught off guard, was so frightened that his legs fell apart. Once soft, he fell to his knees directly on the ground.

Fortunately, after only a few seconds, with the pouring of salt, the screams of the evil spirits gradually subsided, and eventually became inaudible.

And its body, which was originally like a black mist, slowly evaporated and disappeared, leaving only black salt grains all over the place.

Uh, is this... over?Carrying the empty salt bag upside down, Vivian couldn't help but feel a little dazed looking at the location where the evil spirit disappeared.

"...Papa! Congratulations! Your first exorcism has been successful! Miss host!"

Akiyama Hui smiled and applauded to congratulate, "... I believe this will definitely leave a deep impression on you, and you won't be afraid when you meet evil spirits next time!"

next time?Please, I just hope never to encounter such a horrible thing again!

Compared with it, cockroaches and mice are not of the same order of magnitude at all!

Vivienne, who was still a little confused in her thinking, had no choice but to deal with a few scenes with an awkward smile.

And the bullet screen and comment area of ​​the live video are full of complaints:

"Purification? I think this evil spirit was salted to death, right?"

"That's right, if you feed a few kilograms of salt, even a strong person will lose his electrolyte balance and be salted to death!"

"Praise from the salty evil spirit!"

"Praise from the salty evil spirit! +1"

"In this way, as long as you store a hundred catties of salt in your home, won't you be able to disperse the resentful spirits and eliminate evil spirits?"

"I'm afraid it's not enough to hide the salt at home, you have to sleep on the salt bag!"

Chapter 121: Evil Spirits Are Just Common Household Pests

After letting the hostess Vivienne demonstrate in public the sprinkling of salt to remove spirits, Akiyama Megumi asked the cat god Buster to continue summoning evil spirits, and personally demonstrated the anti-wolf electric shock device, Taser gun, and more Funny electric mosquito swatters to remove spirits - and all of them succeeded in killing evil spirits.