"Little guy, are you Miss Dao Keta's friend?"
A female receptionist seemed to see his intentions and stepped forward to ask.
"Of course he's my friend! Best of all!"
Tang Yanli said without hesitation.
"Since you are Miss Dao Keta's friend, then you don't need to pay, this bag of potato chips is free."
"what?"
Chen An looked in astonishment at the potato chips in his hand, which suddenly cost no money, and subconsciously looked at Tang Yanli.
"We can do it ourselves, we don't need your help to lead the way, you go about your own work."
After Tang Yanli waved her hand, the waitress turned around obediently and left, making Chen An's eyes straighten: "It turns out that this supermarket was opened by your parents, I have never heard you mention this kind of envy for dead elementary school students before." setting."
"How is it possible? Neither my parents own a supermarket."
Tang Yanli shook her head and denied it.
"Didn't Mom and Dad run a supermarket? Could it be that the owner of the supermarket is a friend or subordinate of your dad, or that a member of Black Eden happens to be the son or daughter of the boss here? It can't be a distant relative. "
Chen An kept guessing, while Tang Yanli shook her head in denial one after another.
"Um, maybe this is actually the supermarket you own!"
Chen An looked at Tang Yanli with some horror. With this child's earning ability, it seems that it is not absolutely impossible to open a supermarket by himself.
"How is it possible? If you want to do it, you can definitely make money. I won't do this kind of business that might lose money. The reason why this supermarket will give me free is—"
The girl crossed her waist proudly and said: "The owners of all the supermarkets in Bengbu City are seeking my protection. Of course, I have charged a considerable amount of protection fees to all the supermarkets in Bengbu City, so all the snacks here are free for me. Eat enough."
"You? An elementary school student collecting protection fees in all the supermarkets in Bengbu City?"
Chen An looked at Tang Yanli in horror: "You must not make such outrageous jokes with me, because I, who is learning to believe the impossible, might really believe it."
"Hey, it's indeed a joke with you, Chen An."
Tang Yanli happily shook her head and said, "Only the nearby supermarkets need to pay protection fees to me. Bengbu City is too big, and if I want to collect protection fees for the entire city, I'm afraid I'll have to wait until I grow up and travel more places." Arrived."
"No, no, no! It's just that there are no fewer than ten supermarkets around here! You, a primary school student, are in charge of collecting protection fees for the owners of these ten supermarkets?"
Chen An looked at Tang Yanli embarrassingly: "How did you do it?"
"Student Chen An, do you know that supermarkets often attract thieves?"
Tang Yanli smiled and said, "And most of these thieves are elementary school students I know or don't know."
"How can... well, it seems to be true."
Chen An subconsciously looked at the few surveillance cameras nearby.
When he was so entangled in how to spend the 50 yuan before, because of the high purity, he completely forgot that there was also the option of stealing supermarket products.
But obviously not every elementary school student has the same purity as him.
And it's even more apparent that almost all elementary school kids crave these snacks.
Since they have no money to consume these commodities and want them so much, taking the risk of being caught and stealing is the last choice that elementary school students can think of.
"Some elementary school students can restrain the evil thoughts of stealing, but there are also some elementary school students who cannot restrain such evil thoughts, and the Black Eden managed by me, Dr. , do not go to the supermarket to steal other people's boss's goods;
You must know that the camera is not omnipotent. You just need to find a blind spot, and then put the snacks in a hidden place. The boss who has no evidence is embarrassed to stop people casually. After I discovered this business opportunity, I volunteered to help. "
Tang Yanli patted her small chest, and said proudly: "Of course, I have no intention of helping these supermarket owners with such troublesome things for free, unless they are willing to give me some benefits, that is, the so-called protection fee. After paying the protection fee Not only will there be a free Black Eden Patrol, but you can also guarantee that your supermarket will no longer be looked after by elementary school students... Eh? Classmate Chen An? It's too close..."
"Student Tang Yanli!"
Chen An put his hands on the girl's shoulders, looked at the motorcycle helmet in front of him dumbfounded and said, "I think you really need to have a tutorial on purity with me during the winter vacation, otherwise if you continue to grow like this, you will eventually become a perfect girl." street lamp hangings."
Chapter 178 The Lost Astronaut
In a convenient supermarket, two elementary school students stared at each other with wide eyes, one eye full of doubt, the other full of horror...
"Now you dare to collect protection money, and you will pay it back when you grow up."
Chen An was speechless looking at Tang Yanli who took off the motorcycle helmet in front of her, and the girl also asked him what he meant by "I will become a street lamp decoration in the future" with puzzled eyes.
A mere elementary school student dares to manage the nearby supermarket to collect protection fees, and it is reasonable to take a closer look at the logic. For some smart elementary school students, the monitoring of the supermarket is completely useless. It is not generally difficult to capture bags on the spot, so the supermarket here If you don't want your site to be frequently cared for by the nearby elementary school students, it is undoubtedly a very cost-effective way to pay a small amount of protection money to Black Eden.
Faced with this seemingly outrageous, but outrageous and reasonable development at the same time, Chen An could only helplessly pat her on the shoulder, feeling that this son's future is too judgemental, and she must be allowed to walk at night in the future. You have to be careful, if you don't keep it all together, you will be caught and hung up on the street lamp on the side of the street. As this guy's friend, you will have to find a ladder to save him.
"Chen An, do you think it's not good to do this?"
Tang Yanli looked at Chen An anxiously: "If you think it's not good, then I won't do it."
"There's nothing wrong with that."
Chen An shook his head and said: "Your existence has indeed effectively reduced the crime rate of the nearby generation. As for the so-called protection fees... Isn't it natural and reasonable for adults to give money to elementary school students?"
The girl's eyebrows were immediately bent down happily.
"So Chen An, don't you pick snacks?"
Holding the potato chips in her hand, Tang Yanli looked at Chen An expectantly and said, "It's free."
"emmm..."
Chen An looked at Tang Yanli with some hesitation: "I always feel that if I take your things here, my reserve as a giant of armor will be greatly challenged."
"So you don't want it?"
Tang Yanli asked a little disappointed.
"Well, I don't want to be reserved!"
After Chen An nodded affirmatively, he squatted down unceremoniously, and began to look for snacks that caught his attention under the gaze of the girl's happy eyes.
For example, the jelly next to it is worth a lot of money!Other primary school students buy some jelly at most, but this jelly also gives tea bags!Pour the tea powder into the attached small bowl, then squeeze the jelly into it and shake it, and it becomes a sweet tea jelly.
This kind of delicious and fun gadget is the ultimate snack for elementary school students!
For example, this long tube of potato chips, or this chocolate ball with a layer of gold paper, the crunchy vertical fruit inside and the taste of chocolate are also top-notch!And these top-grade snacks... don't want them all!
Chen An resolutely shifted his gaze elsewhere, planning to take some cheap things to hold up the scene tomorrow, so as not to be looked at with pity by the cubs.
But at this moment, a familiar trembling sound came from behind him and Tang Yanli.
"You two... what are you doing without telling me?"
This voice that seemed to be exuding black air made Chen An subconsciously look back, and saw Luli standing blankly at the other end of the shelf, staring blankly at the two people who gathered together to pick out snacks: "You two are hiding Follow me, buy Sprite together?!"
"Forehead……"
Chen An shook his head repeatedly and said, "Student Luli, please listen to my explanation, this is a misunderstanding!"
"Alright, classmate Chen An, please explain something and let me listen."
Luli said word by word.
"This is what I want to buy."
Chen An shook the drink bottle in front of Luli twice: "The two of us didn't buy Sprite, we were buying Leibi."
"Woo... I seem to have really misunderstood."
Luli tilted her head, looking at Lei Bi in Chen An's hand with some confusion: "How can there be something so similar to Sprite?"
"Well, profiteers and profiteers, there are no profiteers, no business."
Chen An grabbed Lei Bi, waved at Luli and said, "Would you like to pick tomorrow's snack together?"
"Okay!"
Luli's eyes lit up and she squeezed up, and the three of them picked out a bunch of snacks they liked together under the painful eyes of the supermarket owner.
Although Tang Yanli generously expressed her willingness to waive the fee for Luli's snacks, but out of inexplicable resistance, Luli still paid for the snacks she wanted, just like this, the third elementary school student held three bags, with a look on his face. Smiling contentedly, he walked out of the supermarket laughing and joking.
Among the snacks chosen by the three of them, Luli and Tang Yanli didn't take many snacks, but Chen An's bag was full, with a lot of watermelon bubble gum, a lot of chocolate balls, several packets of crispy noodles, and a bunch Mimi shrimp sticks and a whole row of ad calcium milk, as well as a few bottles of figs and a few pieces of milky milk.
"Student Chen An, are you all right?"
Tang Yanli looked at Chen An's big bag full of snacks in confusion. Although the amount was really a lot, they were all cheap snacks, much lower in value than her and Luli's snacks.
"Well, that's fine."
Chen An narrowed his eyes slightly: "It's basically not what I want to eat anyway."
"Eh?"
"Wait for tomorrow, tomorrow I will take these to the elementary school students who are holding top-quality snacks. Unlike adults who care about every detail, they will generously give me a bunch of top-quality snacks in return. As long as they keep replacing like this, I will A big bag of cheap snacks can definitely be exchanged for a bag of top-quality snacks, making a lot of money!"
Chen An rubbed his chin, thinking about his own wishful thinking, such calculations made Lilith in the bracelet couldn't help complaining: "It's too good for you to call yourself a giant in armor. Did you plot against your classmates for the snacks?"
"Otherwise? Don't count them now. When they grow up and learn to master their snacks, the difficulty will plummet to hell level."
Chen An chuckled and said, "I'm going to take advantage of this time to set them up, and when they grow up, when everyone is blowing beer around a table, I can bring out what happened today as a topic of conversation, and laugh at the time unscrupulously." They are stupid! Ah, by the way, I can only tell you two about this calculation, please don’t spread it.”
Chen An turned around, and solemnly told the two people in front of him not to spoil his good deeds.
"Compared to this kind of thing..."
After hesitating for a while, Luli pointed to the small black alley next to her and said, "Student Chen An, look over there, is there an astronaut there?"
"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about?"
Chen An shook his head helplessly, and said with a smile: "Where did we come from a place like this... Fuck, astronaut?!"
He was surprised to see the bewildered 'astronaut' in the small dark alley. He was wearing the astronaut's iconic round helmet on his head. The black helmet perfectly covered the astronaut's face so that people could not see clearly what was inside. What does it look like, and it's wearing a chubby white spacesuit that looks like...
"An elementary school student who said out loud in class that my dream is to be an astronaut when I grow up, but I can't wait to grow up, so why not just cosplay myself as an astronaut?"
Chen An gestured with both hands that the opponent was half a head shorter than himself, and guessed thoughtfully.
"Is he or she? Anyway, this guy is probably lost."
Tang Yanli said thoughtfully: "It feels like an abandoned kitten, like a lost primary school student, classmate Chen An...eh?"
While the two elementary school students were still hesitating whether to contact this strange man in a spacesuit, Chen An had already strode forward and stood very close to the spaceman.
The little spaceman raised his head to 'look' at him, then retreated subconsciously back into the alley, but couldn't help leaning out half of his body. The performance of this abandoned kitten caught Chen An's heart. Doubts abound.
It's not like he hasn't seen a lost elementary school student before. When the cub finds that he can't find his parents and is surrounded by unfamiliar buildings, he cries loudly, and when he cries, a kind adult will come to ask about the situation.
However, this kind of situation usually happens to elementary school students below the third grade, and it is rare for elementary school students above the fourth grade to cry because they get lost.
"Are you lost?"
Facing Chen An's question, the little spaceman hesitated for a while, then shook his head silently, nodded again, then pointed to the south direction and whispered: "As soon as I get to the island over there, someone will come to pick me up. But I... I can't swim, a boatman said he could take me there, but he wouldn't take me there for free."
The voice of the little spaceman was severely distorted by the processing of the helmet, and no useful information could be heard, but this content...
Chen An raised his eyebrows, he is too familiar with this kind of words, some outsiders who speak poor Mandarin will come forward when they see children who are not deeply involved in the society, and say, "I'm hungry, do you know where there is a place to eat?" ' or 'I have no money to go home' and other reasons, like naive children asking for property, some naive children will not suspect at all that they will directly take out all the pocket money in their pockets for a week to help these scammers.
"If I didn't see you as a child, I would have turned around and left..."
After Chen An hesitated for a moment, he asked thoughtfully, "How much do you need?"
After hesitating for a while, the little astronaut stretched out his right hand towards Chen An with a humiliated look, and raised his 'bloated' palm.
"The boatman said, 40 yuan will send me there."
"what?!"
Chen An subconsciously touched the whole 50 yuan sheet in his pants, and the riddle of the future man came to his ears again.
'You can spend that money on snacks to buy yourself something nice, but you can also spend that money on something more meaningful'
The so-called meaningful place... is to let yourself help this mysterious spaceman? !
Chapter 179 The bright and hazy autumn outing
After the summer vacation, the elementary school students whose mental state fell into a low ebb gradually recovered during this period of time, but they still felt a little bit worse. Now, under the influence of the words "autumn outing" that seem to have strange magic power, The spirits of all the primary school students in Class [-] of Four Years were adjusted to the max state by coincidence. Dozens of boys and girls gathered together in the class, chatting and laughing all the way without stopping.
Everyone is wearing school uniforms and red scarves, just like the usual students, but schoolbags are the standard. Except for a few people, most of them just throw them at home. They only carry a bottle of water on their bodies, plus pockets. The small amount of snacks that can be put in, some elementary school students with more pocket money can’t fit in their pockets, so they simply carry a snack bag in their hands and swing the bag with their arms from time to time, spreading laughter all the way.
All the members of Class [-] of Four Years walked onto the road under the leadership of the teacher. Two teachers were in charge of leading the elementary school students. A physical education teacher led the way carefully looking around, and a teacher Baihe was at the back of the line to prevent the elementary school students from being alone. Such a road attracted the attention of passers-by, a long snake formed by a large number of elementary school students crossed the noisy road, and headed towards the suburbs unimpeded.
But with such a happy atmosphere, there are still some people in the team who are aggrieved.
"That guy is such an impolite astronaut! It's completely different from the polite Uncle Yang Liwei on TV!"
Still thinking about yesterday's incident, Luli waved her small fists angrily, as if she could repair the little spaceman who came out yesterday through the air.
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