"Huh? What did you say? There are spacemen here?"
Lala, who had no interest in Qiuyou, suddenly widened her eyes, and hurriedly chased after Luli to ask what happened.
"It's most likely just a schoolboy in an astronaut costume."
Chen An squinted at Lala who was not in the right mood: "Why did you react so suddenly?"
"Because I seriously doubt that any of you have the physique to trigger 'spiritual events', just like the black man's favorite elementary school detective who dies wherever he goes."
La La rubbed her chin, and said in a thoughtful tone: "During the few days I stayed with you, I encountered ancient gods, demons, and even game characters from the arcade world. What happened, and you two saved humans from a group of talking mice during the summer vacation, right? Such frequent supernatural events cannot be explained by common sense."
There is only one possibility, one of the two people in front of me has a physique that attracts 'abnormal'!It must be so!
"It's a blessing that your thinking can diverge to such an extent, but it's possible that you really guessed it right."
Chen An stretched out his hand to touch his chest thoughtfully. Could it be that Long Aotian's benefits were only given to him at the age of 30, but Long Aotian's troublesome physique was stuffed into his body early?
If Lala's guess is correct, I'm afraid I really have to take four cotton swabs of different thicknesses, paired with a round of powerful music to insult the system in the ultimate way!
Seemingly noticing Chen An's gaze, the system, which had been in a daze, looked away guiltily, and gnawed on a melon seed with its back to Chen An.
"So what happened to that 'astronaut'? Could he be the harbinger of the next supernatural event?"
Lala asked with some excitement and trepidation: "If it is, I think we should make preparations early, such as recreating Eden's final battle machine, the giant jet fighter!"
"I'd also like to know what happened to that inexplicable spaceman."
Facing the agitated Lala, Chen An shrugged his shoulders and said: "He or she left without looking back after taking the money I gave, and it seems that he doesn't plan to come back to see me specially, because space People don't even bother to ask my name."
"That's right! That guy went too far. He left his kind student, Chen An, and just left!"
Luli replied angrily, "No thanks, no gratitude, not even a little hesitation, just took the money as it should be taken for granted, and ran away without saying a word."
"The spaceman didn't say a word?"
"Hmm! There's nothing to say in one word!"
Luli gritted her silver teeth and said, "If I see that astronaut next time, I will definitely push that guy to the ground and let the astronaut spit out Chen An's money. It's not good to help such a person." worth."
"Don't worry about it, it's only 50 yuan."
Chen An smiled and waved his hands to calm Luli down: "Just treat it as an accidental drop."
"You have been taken away a whole 50 yuan!"
Lala exclaimed in shock: "This is a huge sum of money for us elementary school students. The mineral water and a small bag of plums I brought today are only one yuan and five."
"Just bring a bottle of mineral water and a pack of plums?"
Luli looked at Lala in confusion: "Where are your drinks and snacks?"
Lala thought for a while, took out a small bag of plums and poured out one of them, then unscrewed the mineral water bottle and stuffed the poured plums into it, then the girl shook the mineral water bottle a few times like a bartender Luli and Chen An looked at the mineral water that had been stained with a light yellow layer by Huamei.
"This is my drink and snacks."
"That's it……"
Chen An stretched out his hand wordlessly, patted Lala on the shoulder, and then pointed to the bulging schoolbag on his back, because it was too eye-catching to carry a big bag of snacks, so he emptied the schoolbag and used it to hold snacks .
"I can share half of my snacks with you. You're welcome. Just help me make a waterproof jacket for my handheld afterwards to repay the greedy bug."
La La looked at Chen An with a moved face and said: "You can grab it directly, but you are willing to share half of my snacks, it is too righteous!"
"I will be more righteous to you in the future."
After patting Lala's shoulder vigorously, causing the girl to roll her eyes, Chen An took a few steps back and stood with Teacher Baihe, who was at the back of the line.
"What's the matter, little guy? Don't you continue chatting with your friends?"
Saying that, Teacher Baihe leaned down slightly, bent over and looked at Chen An who was carrying a big schoolbag with interest: "It seems that you are the only one who brought the schoolbag, what's in it?"
"Books and notes and snacks, drinks and a handheld."
Chen An patted his schoolbag, and replied with a little excitement.
"Snacks and drinks are easy to understand, but books and notes?"
Teacher Baihe smiled lightly and stroked the boy's hair that felt so good to the touch: "You really love studying, obviously today is a day for everyone to have fun."
"It's true that I came here to play, so I didn't bring any serious books, but "Harry Potter"!"
Chen An patted his schoolbag and said expectantly: "I hope to find a beautiful maple tree, and then lean on the tree with the warm wind to open Harry Potter and read it carefully. As for the diary, I use To record this unforgettable day, if I hand in the composition, I can even hand in the diary directly."
The words fell, as if a thunder had exploded suddenly, and then a torrential rain fell on a group of elementary school students. The excitement of the autumn outing team was poured with a large basin of cold water, and then everyone looked at Teacher Baihe in a panic.
"Teacher! We're not going to watch a movie, so we don't need to write essays at all, right! It's all Chen An talking nonsense, right?"
The fat man holding a bag of potato chips looked at Teacher Baihe tremblingly, and the teacher couldn't bear to look away from the pupils. Although it was cruel to these children, it is better to know some things in advance.
"After watching a movie, you have to write your impressions, and after reading a book, you have to write your impressions. After the autumn outing, the school will ask everyone to use their brains and write a travel note. The title is - Notes on an autumn outing. The required word count is [-]."
Suddenly, except for a few students with particularly good grades, almost all the elementary school students were downcast. The composition of [-] words, the final exam of the third grade was only [-] words, and the difficulty suddenly increased explosively. How would they make up enough words?
"Of course...you don't have to write a composition if you want to. You can't let difficult problems get you to death."
There was an old voice saying something like this.
Chen An, who was pestering Teacher Baihe, wanted to know what other arrangements the school had, whether to roast sweet potatoes with maple leaves, subconsciously turned his head to look at the source of the sound, but he only saw a figure with his back turned to everyone Just walk away.
"You want to know what arrangements the school has."
Teacher Baihe said thoughtfully: "Although I really want to tell you, the school didn't communicate with me in advance, and I don't know what activities will be held in this autumn outing."
"is it?"
Chen An looked at the distant figure absent-mindedly.
He never forgot this familiar feeling, it was in the arcade adventure, it was a stepping stone for the good friends Alliance and Joystick Destroyer!
What the hell is that old urchin Saruman up to? !
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"Mr. Lei... are you sure you really want to do this?"
Looking at the people walking away, Life No. [-] looked at the old man in front of him with some hesitation.
"Of course!"
The old man laughed strangely: "Although the plan to destroy the arcade industry failed due to the obstruction of the Good Friends Alliance, it was only the failure of this plan. There is still a long, long time before Children's Day. I have plenty of time to castrate The playfulness of this group of brats made them realize the most important point—it’s time to graduate from this dramatic autumn outing, and grow up to be an adult enough for society under the ravages of the law of the jungle.”
Chapter 180 Robinson Crusoe of the Human Cub
In front of the eyes is the clear lake water that scatters the sunlight under the sun, and there are sand and large rocks under the feet, and everyone from Class 500 of the fourth year of the Northern Elementary School watched the big boat that sent them to this island sail away. There is a shore as far as [-] meters from the island.
What exactly is going on?
Chen An was confused. He originally thought that the autumn outing was just to find a suburb close to nature, and then everyone could play casually, but the school took them to an island that was apparently inaccessible. The natural method is obviously a bit too hardcore, right?
And this should belong to the autumn outing for him, Luli, Lala, Fatty, Thinman, and all the members of Class [-], right?
Chen An looked at Tang Yanli who was waving excitedly towards him in the south, and looked at Pava and Heixia walking towards him and others in the east together, while Luli watched the crowd form in the distance walking towards him and others Lei Xiaohu, who came, immediately let out an uncontrollable exclamation.
Now he was even more at a loss. This autumn tour obtained by squeezing the principal should only belong to the cubs of the northern primary school, but Tang Yanli, who belongs to the southern primary school students, appeared with her class, and the students from the eastern primary school, Pava and Hei Xia also showed up with their class.
Even Lei Xiaohu led the members of Western Elementary School to stand opposite to the crowd. Everyone looked at each other, as if they were confused about the situation.
Now the pupils from the four elementary schools in the southeast, northwest, and north all bumped into each other on this inaccessible island, and the alliance of good friends who should not have reunited, unexpectedly reunited again at this moment and here?Everyone also looked ignorant and confused about the situation.
What exactly is going on?
Chen An frowned and turned around to look at the surrounding environment, vaguely smelling a strong smell of conspiracy.
The place where the primary school students of the four schools are now is on an unnamed "small island" in the center of the Great Lakes in Bengbu, and it is a pure natural island that has not been developed by humans for the time being. There are unnamed islands everywhere. Big trees and various unnamed ferns, the arrival of a group of noisy elementary school students also startled a large number of birds in the forest.
"Did you guys also come here by boat?"
Hei Xia scratched his head, looked at his friends around him in puzzlement and asked.
"Yes."
Luli also nodded again and again: "The physical education teacher said that we want to experience the natural scenery together on this island. It seems that everyone is the same, but what about the teacher?"
"After the teachers sent us to this island, they went back the same way."
Tang Yanli looked at Chen An in confusion and said, "It's true that I turned around and left without saying a word, so we were thrown away by the teacher... woo..."
After yelling inwardly, Chen An rushed forward in front of Tang Yanli with a big stride. Under the girl's flustered eyes, he covered her mouth with a big hand, and forcibly stuffed back the words that would cause a chain reaction.
yes!Now a feeling called 'uneasiness' is rapidly spreading among all members of the four-year class, and it has a tendency to spread to the four schools.
After all, at first glance, everyone is an elementary school student with an average height of only 1.2 meters, and there are no teachers or parents around who can rely on, and the surroundings are still in an extremely strange environment. The panic of "we are abandoned, right?" brewing.
What the hell are those adults doing?Shouldn't elementary school students be more careful? !
Amidst Tang Yanli's whining, Chen An looked around with trembling teeth. Now there are more than 100 cubs gathered in four classes in four nearby schools. Once a cub cries loudly because of panic , will induce an extremely terrifying chain reaction, and at that time, I will undergo a terrifying brainwashing of magic sounds, and will not stop until they are tired of crying!
The most urgent task is to eliminate the panic of these cubs as soon as possible, but it is impossible for human cubs without teachers, parents, and any support to stop their panic!Adults... what are you thinking? !
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"Who are you guys? What do you want to do!"
In a house 500 meters away from the island in the lake, Bai He anxiously looked at the group of bodyguards who blocked him from leaving the room: "Let me meet my students and abandon a group of children on an island that is inaccessible." Just run up, thank you for thinking it out!"
"Xiao Guorou, don't be impatient, things are not as bad as you imagined, those children are fine, and they will get better."
The familiar voice stunned Teacher Baihe, who was struggling to leave the room, and turned around to look at the steps on the second floor, only to see a familiar old man standing above her and walking towards her slowly.
"Grandpa Lei?"
Teacher Baihe covered his mouth in astonishment, and looked at his grandfather's old friend in front of him: "Why are you here? Could it be...you are the one who asked people to send students to that island in the name of sightseeing?! "
"I did the right thing. I was the one who made the principals of the four schools throw the primary school students onto that island."
The old man smiled kindly and said: "Everything has been arranged long ago, so you can rest assured; I have already sent people to investigate the island before the plan started, and there are no poisonous insects or beasts on it, only some harmless small animals It's just annoying mosquitoes, and I recruited a lot of ex-military people to lurk on that island to secretly protect the group of elementary school students, so you really don't need to look anxious, the children are safe. "
"Grandpa, what are you talking about?!"
Bai He shook his head again and again, and said anxiously: "Chen An and the others are just a group of children. They can't see their parents or teachers, and they are surrounded by unfamiliar things. In this situation, they will cry out loud in fear. Yes! I must hurry over there to appease them."
"Xiao Guorou, they are indeed children, but they can't be children forever."
The old man said in a meaningful dialogue: "I threw these children into an area where there are no adults this time. I just hope that these children can learn to stand on their own and become little adults as soon as possible after leaving the protection of adults."
"Self-reliance?"
Bai He looked at the old man in astonishment: "You mean... everything you do is for the good of the children?"
"That's right, I have placed mineral water, canned food, and of course tents on that island, and the ex-soldiers who are hiding in the dark to protect the children also have enough medicine on them, yes! As long as these elementary school students As long as they don't keep being a crying bag, they will start a wilderness survival with sufficient supplies that Robinson Robinson wants to hit the wall and kill himself."
"Grandpa Lei, what are you doing?"
Teacher Baihe looked at such a generous old man with a complicated expression.
"Of course!"
The old man sighed to Bai He with a look of compassion: "Xiao Guo Rou, do you know what life our generation lives? Which one of us didn't come here after eating the hard food like Coptis chinensis? When I was three years old, I I started to pick up my older brother’s old clothes to wear. I helped my parents take care of my younger brother when I was five years old. I started working in the fields when I was seven years old. Now? Look at the children now, all of them are soaked in honey. I was born here! I don’t even know how to write the word ‘bitter’!”
"Grandpa Lei, so you plan to suffer these children?"
Teacher Baihe frowned, he didn't agree with the old man's rhetoric from the bottom of his heart.
"That's right! Children nowadays are too sweet! They don't know what is bitter, what is tired, and they don't even know what is smelly!"
The old man patted the chair angrily and said: "When I saw dog dung before, I was as excited as if someone dropped their wallet and I found it. I hurriedly picked it up in my field before no one snatched it from me! Today’s bear children will keep crying without their parents! If this continues, the post-90s generation will become the beat generation! I must not let this happen! I have an obligation to let these children grow up! "
Seeing that Teacher Baihe was still hesitating, the old man tried to persuade him: "Xiaoguorou, think about it, isn't it a good thing for the children to become self-reliant and grow up? Isn't your teacher most looking forward to letting the children Can we be more sensible? It will be a good thing for everyone that they will become a sensible 'adult' because of the desert island trip? Why are you so resistant?"
"Because there's something bad about it."
Teacher Baihe clenched his fists and said in a low voice.
"Ok?"
The old man looked at his old friend's granddaughter in astonishment: "I'm helping you, helping those parents educate their children so that they can learn to be independent and become qualified adults. What's wrong?"
"After turning those children into independent adults...you can plunder the KFC gifts that should belong to these children, right!"
Teacher Baihe looked at the old man in front of him with complicated eyes, who kept saying "for the sake of the children" but just wanted to take away the children's childhood, so as to usurp the gifts that should belong to the children.
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