Long Aotian, who is in the third grade of primary school

Monk Zhizhang nodded and said: "Approaching Science is just a cover-up. Through this cover-up, we can obtain information about the emergence of evil spirits from people all over the country. Our real purpose is to maintain the development of science and establish The correct values ​​of civilization will drive away all the monsters and heresies that will affect the development of science..."

"mentally retarded!"

Shen Xuzi angrily interrupted the monk's speech: "What's wrong with you to tell him such a secret? To a primary school student? Are you sober?"

"Forehead……"

Monk Zhizhang, who just came to his senses at this time, also covered his mouth in astonishment, as if he couldn't figure out why he couldn't speak out of his head just now, he was obviously very calm all the time.

"You say you are defending scientific development?"

Chen An was speechless and said: "It's not that I underestimated you, it's just that you are a monk and a Taoist priest. Is it appropriate to say this? Are you two religious people to safeguard the development of science?"

"Of course it fits."

Monk Zhizhang shook his head at Chen An and said, "But this is a state-level secret, so I can't tell you casually, otherwise I will be punished by my superiors to dance in a striptease."

"Little friend, how are your grades in the three subjects of Chinese, Mathematics and English?"

Shenxuzi asked suddenly.

"Uh, it's okay now. It's no problem to get full marks in all three subjects if you work hard, but why do you ask this?"

Chen An asked puzzledly.

"Because you will soon find that you are not good enough, and there is no way to continue to improve three subjects at the same time."

Shen Xuzi raised his index finger and shook it in front of Chen An.

"After all, people's energy is limited. If you spend half a day learning Chinese, then mathematics and English will be left behind, and vice versa. If you have the idea of ​​'I want it all', then the final result is often 'nothing at all. 'The same is true for science and weirdness. With limited human energy and resources, there is no way to conduct research on science and weirdness at the same time. Therefore, let people not place their curiosity in places that run counter to science. Let's go. Near science has acted."

"Oh... I seem to understand a little bit."

Chen An said thoughtfully: "Scientists are the most curious group in the world. If they find out that there are weird things in this world, they will definitely rush to study them. The practice of weirdness will hinder the development of science, so I ran out to hide those weirdnesses, so that people and scientists can't find them, right?"

He retracted the statement that these two men were not religious, and that he actively buried the weirdness in order not to shake people's faith in science, which is simply too religious...

"Hiss, I don't understand now."

Shen Xuzi looked at this eloquent 'child' with a strange expression

"Little friend, do you know that your performance is also very unscientific? It's almost on the same level as weird. A kid who is about your height can't say what you said..."

"It's me who doesn't understand!"

The Wisdom Stick, who had been silent all this time, suddenly jumped up, and slapped his colleague hard on the shoulder: "It was agreed that this is a state-level secret? You just said that? You just said that! Where's your IQ?"

Not to be outdone, Shen Xuzi said: "I just want to see you being punished to strip dancing, what's wrong with me?"

Looking at the Taoist priest and monk Chen An who ignored him and made a mess, he looked away a little guilty... [-]%... no, it should be at least [-]% probably because of Luli's ability, her halo ability is getting better and better. Outrageous and bully are here, these two strangers just walked around the village for a few laps before they were recruited.

"Having said that, the reason you followed me is because you 'thought' I was being targeted by weirdness?"

Chen An, who suddenly thought of X, quickly stopped the two who were pulling their hair and ears.

"Not 'thought' but 'sure'"

Shen Xuzi said affirmatively: "And it's not just an ordinary little monster who is staring at you. The monster's aura is so strong that I can hardly see your face. This is the aura only a big monster has - ah, by the way, little friend, Can you tell us both if you've been doing something weird lately? We might be able to help you."

"..."

"..."

"..."

After hesitating for a while, Chen An talked about the fact that Paladin's father couldn't go home with the monks and Taoists who didn't have any malice in front of him. The blur passed.

"Paladin's father had accidents as many as 81 times. I didn't believe that it was really just an accident. Then I wondered if someone was making trouble on purpose to prevent Paladin's father from going home for the New Year, so I resorted to it." A little trick."

After a pause, Chen An glanced at the two listening intently, and continued: "I asked Paladin's father to send my name and location to the troublemaker, and threatened X to stop this practice immediately. ...If my plan goes well, that X will find me, and then I will kill him in threes and fives."

"Um, kid..."

Shenxuzi stared blankly at the primary school student in front of him who was talking about his schemes and calculations.

"Are you interested in giving us a show? I've already thought about the title—this fucking elementary school student?!"

Chapter 238 The New Year's Monster

At this moment, besides the unbelievable, Shen Xuzi felt that there was only a bunch of unbelievable left in his chest...

It is easy to understand that children want to help others. Most of the children are willing to lend a helping hand to those who are in difficulty. Even if the assistance comes with additional conditions, at most they only stay after school when they are on duty. Help with cleaning, or treat guests to eat spicy sticks before going to the branch store, and you can even ask for a popsicle that can be split in half.

But what he didn't understand was, what kind of child would think of provoking monsters and helping others by putting himself in danger?This kind of self-sacrificing spirit appeared in a child...

"You shouldn't be some kind of monstrous evildoer with Taoism!"

Shen Xuzi stared at the child in front of him with wide eyes.

"Although I don't have an ID card, I have a household registration book."

Chen An protested dissatisfied: "This is a real eight-year-old elementary school student."

"You little benefactor, you have a predestined relationship with my Buddha."

Monk Zhizhang clasped his hands together and looked at Chen An approvingly. He was able to think of others at such a young age, and he might become a reincarnated living Buddha when he grew up: "If you are interested, little benefactor, You might as well wait until tomorrow to go to the White Peak... woo..."

Zhizhang glanced angrily at Shenxuzi who covered his mouth with a slap and forcibly pulled him outside.

"You mentally retarded! How can you praise him now and look up to him?"

Shen Xuzi frowned and stared at the bald man in front of him: "You should be like me. Call him a fool and belittle him for meddling in his own business. It's better to say that if you are so busy, you might as well focus on your studies."

"Hiss...do you still have humanity?"

Monk Zhizhang looked at his colleagues in horror: "If you do something good, you should be encouraged."

"Encourage me!"

Shen Xuzi said a little irritablely: "He is just a child, a child who doesn't understand anything! He doesn't even know how dangerous his actions have put him in. This time he is 'lucky' to meet us Two professionals who happen to pass by because of work, if he is unlucky, then he has to use his height of less than 1.4 meters to face the dangerous monster alone? What cruel consequences will this lead to? If you think about it with your toes, you will understand!"

"Uh...you're right."

A trace of hesitation flashed in Zhizhang's eyes: "We really shouldn't praise him for his behavior of putting himself in a dangerous situation. It is a good thing to act bravely for justice, but it is the best policy to act wisely. But let me ridicule such a pure and innocent man My little one is really..."

"I knew you were useless."

Shen Xuzi patted his colleague on the shoulder and shook his head: "But you don't want to be useless all the time, take this opportunity to harden this bodhisattva's heart, and go and mock and belittle that elementary school student. He's fine."

"Ah."

Monk Zhizhang nodded subconsciously, but immediately came back to his senses, and squinted at the Taoist priest: "Wait a minute, why do you want me to tell him? You are so kind to the virtue that can make elementary school students grow up without incident. Let me do it?"

"..."

After being silent for a while, Shenxuzi raised his forehead and said, "How do you want me to look into those clear eyes and say such realistic and cruel words?"

"It's very simple."

Monk Zhizhang clenched his fists and said: "Let's guess the punch, whoever loses will go! I don't want to see a child say such things in an innocent face!"

"good idea!"

Shenxuzi also rolled up his sleeves.

"Rock paper scissors!"

"A draw? Come again!"

"Rock paper scissors!"

"Rock paper scissors!"

"Rock paper scissors!"

"..."

Just as the monk and the Taoist priest were arguing over who was going to taunt the primary school students, the "black shadow" who had come all the way cast a strange look at them, and then walked into the tent under the eyes of the two of them, and saw the 'person' who brought himself here

Chen An, who had been resting with his eyes closed all this time, also opened his eyes after sensing a certain ominous atmosphere, and clearly saw the strange 'creature' in front of him, then gasped.

This 'creature' has a lion's face, black face and blue pupils, a pair of white fangs, a single horn made of jade on its forehead, and messy red hair... Definitely not any creature he knew.

Did those two eccentrics really hit the mark, and they were targeted by the so-called 'monsters'? !

Such a terrifying beast made Chen An clenched his fists unconsciously. Although he was confident that he would be fine with the protection of angels and succubus, but without knowing the details of this beast, his confidence was a bit... …

"Is that you?"

The monster spoke, with a rough tone like a chainsaw sawing wood: "I saw the length of Wang Fu's pull. You are protecting him and warning me not to attack him...?"

The monster's tone was full of uncertainty.

It thought that the person who saw through it and wanted to attack Wang Fu, and left a message to warn it, must be a very strong supernatural power, but the elementary school student in front of him... except for delicious food, it couldn't tell anything.

"It's the first time I've seen a monster."

Chen An clenched the pistol uneasily, the texture of the plastic calmed his mood a lot: "Since you appear here, then Uncle Wang Fu is already in danger, right?"

"I took him to the hospital."

The monster raised the forelegs that supported the body, and scratched the ground one after another. His sharp claws scratched the hard ground with three scratches: "I don't know why, it's the first time I hurt a human being, but always I feel that this kind of thing has been done many times, okay... Now that I have killed the person you want to protect, how can you be rude to me?"

The monster asked with interest.

Chen An looked at the other party's exposed white fangs silently... It was this guy who caused trouble in the middle, causing him to fail to reach the ideal world line even after [-] times of resetting the world line.

"Why did you hurt Uncle Wang Fu? He's just an ordinary migrant worker. How did he offend you?"

Chen An immediately raised the question he was most concerned about.

"No, no, he is not an ordinary migrant worker..."

The monster shook its huge head and said, "He is one of our clan's sworn enemies. If he is allowed to come back, then our clan can't expect to live in peace this year."

"Nonsense, a mortal enemy that you can casually bring into the hospital?"

Chen An pouted and said, "But it doesn't matter, anyway, I never expected you to say anything useful. Now I'm going to arrest you, force out your weaknesses, and then tell Uncle Wang Fu."

"Pfft...you? Can you do it?"

The monster sneered and said, "Although I don't know how you, a primary school student, knew that I was going to attack Wang Fu, but you, a child, still want to catch monsters? Do you, a kid who is good at catching caterpillars, still want to catch me!"

With a low growl, the monster's body swelled up like a balloon. From the size of a lion when it first appeared, it swelled up to the size of an elephant in an instant. A pair of scarlet vertical pupils stared at Chen An intently. A child is so small that it can easily be trampled to death just by raising its paw and dropping it.

But why... this unease?

"Monster! Don't hurt people!"

A cold shout sounded from outside, the monk and the Taoist stood behind the monster, one holding a golden rosary, the other holding a mahogany sword, staring coldly at the monster in front of him.

"Kidney deficiency, can you tell what kind of monster this is?"

Wiping off the cold sweat left on his forehead, Monk Zhizhang asked twitchingly.

"I don't know...but this extraordinary evil spirit is definitely not something to get along with!"

Shen Xuzi held the mahogany sword tightly, and the profuse secretion of sweat made the hilt a little slippery.

The monster looked suspiciously at the two monks and Taoist priests who had bad feelings towards him. He was obviously facing two mature adults, but the uneasiness when facing elementary school students suddenly disappeared?

"Nanwu-Sanmando-Fazheluo-Nan-Han!"

"Hehe Yangyang, the sun rises in the east, I order this talisman, it will be auspicious for everyone!"

The monk spit out the magic spell of King Ming, summoning a layer of golden light to cover himself, and Shen Xuzi also hurriedly chanted the mantra, summoning a layer of blue light to brush towards the big monster in front of him. Chen An, who had become an outsider at this moment, also took two steps back happily and took out The melon seeds in the pocket.

After coming to this world, he hasn't watched a CG drama with special effects for eight years, and this moment just so happens...

Boom!

After two dull crisp sounds, Shenxuzi and Zhizhang drew a graceful arc in the air and then fell heavily on Chen An's left and right hands. The groaning from the pain showed that the two were not in a good state .

The monster withdrew its claws that had sent the two flying, and looked at Chen An... After the two were easily dealt with, the uneasiness did not disappear, but became more intense. The beast's intuition was warning it. Primary school students stay away, stay away!

"Boy! You don't have anything on you, do you?"

The monster roared anxiously, "Otherwise where did you get the confidence to let me stand here?"

"Uh, I do have something special with me, but which kind are you talking about? This one?"

Chen An took out his pistol, but then felt that it was wrong, and took out the nano magic wand from his pocket, and in the process of rummaging through the pocket, he accidentally turned out some things and dropped them on the ground.

There was a snap, and there was a crisp sound...

As if greatly frightened, the big monster who had left the monk and the Taoist priest shrank back to its original size in a split second, and retreated to the door in horror.