"child!"
Shen Xuzi looked at Chen An in surprise and suspicion: "What was that noise just now?"
"Potassium chlorate and red phosphorus are two elements that are falling on the ground, resulting in increased work, so potassium chlorate generates a large amount of oxygen in the friction and combines with red phosphorus to cause a chemical reaction, resulting in an explosion..."
Chen An scratched his cheeks, and said in a strange tone: "We usually call this thing 'throwing guns'."
Chapter 229
In one breath, the big monster who killed the Taoist priest and monk who claimed to be a "professional" in seconds, made the monk and the Taoist exclaim invincible, the big monster who ran away quickly!
At this moment, it was in front of him, trembling fiercely, and the reason was only because of the falling cannon in his hand?
Chen An stared blankly at the falling cannon in his palm, this kind of firecracker that even elementary school students are not strong enough to set off.
Because Paladin had sent him an invitation to go to the river to fry fish before, he had bought a bunch of firecrackers early on, and throwing cannons was one of them, and it was the least powerful one.
Although throwing the cannon must still be on the ground to hear a strong and powerful sound, and throwing it into the water can only hear a weak sound, but in order to prevent these bad-hearted brats from wanting to attack Luli again, use Firecrackers scare inexperienced young girls, so he prepared a bunch of powerful firecrackers in advance to counter these brats at any time.
But what he didn't expect was...
Looking at the frightened monster, and looking at the falling cannon in his hand, a little inspiration made him suddenly understand everything——the puzzle is solved!
"Nian Beast—this is your race name, right?"
Chen An looked at the monster who was baring his teeth in front of the door with bright eyes, but he didn't dare to go one step further: "I've always felt it was weird. Paladin's father was just a migrant worker in a fireworks factory. I have been reincarnated eighty times and have not been able to come back. Who on earth harbors such malice towards an ordinary person... Now I understand that it is not malice but pure fear! You are afraid that he will fulfill the agreement with your son, right? Bar!"
"Although I don't like to admit it... But you are right..."
Nian Beast looked at the falling cannon in Chen An's hand with a livid face: "That guy didn't come back empty-handed, but with a promise that he would hand over the most perfect fireworks he made to his own children to ignite with his own hands, so that the firework would be lit by his own children. The promise that my son will be the prettiest cub in the crowd! You humans are bullying monsters too much! Can you consider how we monsters feel?!"
"What do you want me to think about?"
Chen An looked blankly at the Nian Beast in front of him: "We, who like setting off fireworks the most, really can't imagine how you feel."
"It's ok... because I thought about lighting the nuclear bomb as a firework more than once, so that you can also know how we feel every New Year's Eve!"
Nian Beast gritted his teeth and said: "But it doesn't matter anymore, he is in the hospital now, our clan can live a stable life today, but your words..."
Nian Beast's gaze sharpened suddenly, and now that Chen An was attracted by its words, it burst out at its limit speed, and ruthlessly pounced on the deadly 'weapon' in the opponent's hand, which sold for fifty cents a box. Throw the cannon!
Originally, with its speed, there was no need for this kind of sneak attack, and the target of the sneak attack was still a primary school student!
However, because I heard the sound of falling cannons without any precautions, the bones of my whole body softened a lot, and there was no one in my strength, but the opponent was just a primary school student!If an elementary school student saw such a terrifying monster rushing towards his face, even if he didn't faint on the spot, he would at least lose his mind in panic. The victory of this confrontation is up to it...
However, the reaction of the elementary school student who was regarded as the target made Nian freeze in mid-air.
When such a ferocious beast like himself pounced on him, instead of running away, this elementary school student tried to fight back?And the way to fight back...
Seeing the small box Chen An took out from his pocket, with a black spider painted on it, the Nian beast let out a shameful cry, its limbs twitching in the air, and it took a while to stop its forward posture , and ran backwards instead, but his weak legs and feet couldn't lift any strength at all.
"It's just that those of you who want to spend the new year in peace have indeed done nothing wrong, but..."
Chen An took out a black firecracker, put the pink end against the phosphor surface on the side of the box, and then slashed across it forcefully.
The sizzling burning sound at the top of the explosion was like a soul-stirring magic sound, and the special smell that permeated made the Nian Beast, who had rushed forward before, twitched and fell to the ground, whimpering like a puppy. Voice.
"I really want to see the father and son running in both directions."
The Nian beast that fell on the ground squirmed back in fear, and the appearance of the elementary school student in front of him refreshed its cognition again - the opponent didn't throw away the firecrackers immediately after lighting them, but walked towards it with them in their hands?
What he pinched in his fingers was not a harmless thing, but a firecracker that would go off at some point!This tm is the psychological quality that elementary school students should have? !
"I'm sorry for what happened to you, but it seems that I can only be sorry, but please bear with me for a while, after all-the days when we set off fireworks and firecrackers to celebrate are not left for a few years."
At the moment when the firecracker was about to explode in his hand, Chen An threw it outside. The loud explosion made Nian Beast bury his head under his body, trembling in embarrassment, and saw Chen An not move for a long time Finally, it breathed a sigh of relief, but soon clenched its teeth unwillingly.
The elementary school student in front of him showed mercy to his subordinates...
Nian Beast is well aware of this fact, because this elementary school student could pour out all the firecrackers in the black spider box, set up a circular formation, and give himself the final blow, but he didn't do that, instead he told himself to leave quickly. The appearance... This made Nian Beast stand up in a rather complicated mood, and then slowly retreated all the way to the edge of the tent.
"You should kill me!"
Hearing Nian Beast's aggressive tone, Chen An shrugged and said, "Didn't you never kill Uncle Wang Fu?"
"Hey! It's not over! I'll be back!"
After throwing down a sentence full of grievances, Nian Beast staggered and ran towards the distance, and the huge voice gradually disappeared from Chen An's vision.
"It's over, and you probably won't come back."
Chen An stuffed the black spider firecrackers back into his pocket with emotion, and then looked at the monk and the Taoist priest, only to see that the two seemed to be planning to dig a hole in the tent.
"What's the matter with you two? Was your head injured by the Nian beast?"
Listening to the blank question from the primary school student behind him, Shenxuzi shook his head in embarrassment and said: "It's nothing, I just feel that it's really embarrassing... It's a pity that we still call ourselves professionals, but we were used as a stepping stone by that big monster! Originally, it was a stepping stone." That's it, who hasn't been padded yet? But after the two of us were padded, you gave the Nian beast a second! It was fine if you gave it a second, but you only used a few boxes of fifty cents A piece of firecrackers... Where can we put our old face, alas, let's dig a hole and bury the bald man."
"Coincidentally, I thought so too!"
Monk Zhizhang worked harder to dig holes for his colleagues.
"You don't really need to treat yourself like this, let alone dig a hole to buy yourself. After all...all this will be a thing of the past soon, and everyone has the right to pretend nothing happened."
Chen An took out his mobile phone and said thoughtfully: "With the reset of the world line, not only you, but also the Nian Beast who just yelled not to run after school will forget about me, but I won't I will forget that in this world, there are such interesting existences as your burial mechanism and Nian beast."
At the end of the speech, he pressed the dial button once on No.80, and dialed the call from the past again, and soon a tired and numb voice rang
Holding the phone, Chen An solemnly gave the final explanation to the man who restarted No.80 once: "Uncle Wang, the puzzle has been solved, put more guns in your pockets when you go home." , this thing is really useful."
"Eh?"
After explaining a few more precautions, Chen An hung up the phone, closed his eyes, and waited for the weird feeling of spinning——
After about tens of seconds, after recovering from the feeling of being dizzy with the world line, he opened his eyes again and looked around the changed appearance.
At this moment, it was not the familiar Eldron that came into view again, but a bookstore with a large collection of online articles. Paladin was using reading as an excuse to secretly look at the distant horizon.
There are no monks and Taoists who approached science, and there is no trace of Nian Beast. Obviously, I have returned to the starting point of today. The time when Paladin invited him to wait for the car with Luli...
Chen An couldn't help becoming a little nervous. He didn't know Uncle Wang Fu's current situation, whether he had escaped from the Nian Beast. He could only stand on tiptoe like Paladin and watch a bus approaching from a distance.
And at the moment when the car appeared, Paladin's eyes seemed to burst out with light.
"Student Chen An?"
Luli looked at Chen An who was full of emotion in doubt: "Why does your face look a little weird?"
"It's nothing, at least I feel a little bit emotional..."
Chen An looked at Paladin who couldn't control himself and ran towards the door, smiled and shook his head and said, "I'm actually the one who doesn't know anything about 'going home'."
Luli tilted her head, and question marks popped out of her head in a visible way.
"dad!"
A cry mixed with the purest longing came from the mouth of the cub running towards the bus.
The man who got off the bus carrying big bags and small bags looked incredulously at the hometown and the person he missed the most, and then he let go of his hand, and the big bags and small bags slipped from his hands, and the people who flew over him looked at him. The child vacated a seat and hugged the thin body tightly.
There wasn't much to say, and Chen An couldn't think of any adjectives for a hug after the disaster of 81, but he felt from the bottom of his heart...
The so-called 'new year flavor' is probably here.
Chapter 240
'New Year'
This word, these two simple words, is a very familiar but also very strange feeling to Chen An.
When he was a child in his previous life, he clearly remembered the so-called taste of the year, what was this invisible but intangible but clearly felt 'atmosphere', but as his height increased, he had long forgotten the so-called 'atmosphere'. What kind of experience is "Nian Taste"? Even if he tried to light firecrackers, post Spring Festival couplets, and force himself to watch the life and death that would only play bad jokes, he would never get back the nostalgic New Year Taste.
In fact, even if he was reborn again and became a primary school student again, he still couldn't find the atmosphere that made his heart palpitate... Until just now,
By helping Paladin's father, helping him survive the 81 times of reincarnation, returning home, returning to Taohua Village to hug his son tightly, Chen An realized what he hadn't seen for a long time, and really experienced it again after a long time. The 'New Year' that I can't feel
The so-called "New Year's Taste" is not a natural product of hanging firecrackers, posting couplets, watching the Spring Festival Gala and other related elements, but something simpler and more irreproducible. There is no way to talk about it.
In the process of fighting the Nian Beast and helping Paladin's father go home, Chen An finally found the element that brewed the "Nian Taste".
'bitter'
Yes, although the taste of the New Year in his memory is too good to be true, it is actually just an illusion, and the real taste of the New Year is bitter.
In this era when there are no high-speed trains or airplanes, the only things that take people home for the New Year are bumpy buses on dirt roads, army of motorcycles that last for days and nights, or iron trains with mixed fish and dragons—precisely because The transportation is so inconvenient, that's why "meeting relatives", a "little thing" that can be easily done by opening the instant messaging software in the mobile phone app, has an unusual meaning in the eyes of later generations.
It's like the first meal of white rice cooked by the stove after being hungry for several days, paired with shiny braised pork!
"Master, if you don't know how to use metaphors, you don't need to use metaphors. If you don't use metaphors, no one will think that your cultural level is low..."
Lilith curled her lips and said, "I was more or less moved, but I was completely ruined by your analogy."
"My analogy is very appropriate. If there is no bitterness of starvation, how can the smell of rice and meat be so seductive?"
Chen An counted with his fingers: "Everyone's daily meals are very simple. Instant noodles with one or two vegetables and a few slices of pork are already rare and delicious. If you use chopsticks to roll up the noodles, roll them into chicken legs It’s even more amazing to stuff it into your mouth! And during the Chinese New Year, you can not only eat big fish, meat, and chicken legs that are dozens of times better than instant noodles, but even the Coca-Cola is in a big 2.5-liter bottle!”
Chen An said firmly.
The suffering of inconvenient transportation, the suffering of insufficient supplies, the suffering of missing people who cannot see each other all day long, and more... These bitternesses are all satisfied in one breath during the special festival of the Chinese New Year. The family reunited, and the special products brought by the parents also greatly enriched the poor supplies. Isn't this sweetness and satisfaction after all the hard work is the so-called "New Year's Taste"?
Realizing this, Chen An didn't know whether to show a happy or sad expression. It took him a while to sigh extra helplessly, silently accepting the fact that this fascinating New Year flavor will dissipate in the future.
After all, this kind of premise is a special atmosphere that was born under the premise of people's suffering. After all, it will dissipate with the abundance of materials, convenient transportation, and the birth of instant messaging software.
"Yo, little guy."
Chen Xuemei squatted down and looked at her frowning son with a smile: "What's the matter? Do you feel lonely because Luli is back home?"
"mom……"
Chen An's mind flashed Luli's reluctance to leave Taohua Village before leaving.
I don't know if she was touched by the scene of Paladin's father hugging her son tightly, Luli offered to go home to see her father, and made an appointment with him to contact him through the player drive.
"Your son, I am struggling with some more complicated, more philosophical, and more sentimental things. Even because it is too deep, it is not convenient for me to tell you..."
"It's Chinese New Year, what are you thinking about so much, just have fun."
Chen Xuemei straightened Chen An's messy hair, then took his hand and walked out the door.
"It will be New Year's Eve in two or three days, and we have four tasks that must be completed today."
"Which four?"
Chen An muttered in a strange tone: "I don't know why, but I have a very bad premonition, a premonition that I will be treated as a dressing puppet and be manipulated by others at will!"
"It's just an illusion. Everything we have to do is good - the first thing is to buy you something delicious."
Chen Xuemei asked with a smile on her face, "Ann, is there anything you want to eat in particular? Except for big crabs that are out of season, you can eat anything you want."
"Can't I do it myself?"
"Your grandma has stopped you these few days, so don't expect to cook by yourself."
Speaking of this, Chen Xuemei's eyebrows became even more curved. She finally followed her mother's strength and defended her rights as a mother.
"emm..."
Chen An thought for a while, then nodded casually and said, "Then stir-fry pork with cabbage."
"Eh? Can't you have a little higher pursuit?"
Chen Xuemei said with some dissatisfaction.
Chen An obediently raised his request a lot: "Then my cabbage should be fresh and sweet, and the gravy should be thick and plentiful, so it's convenient for me to pour rice."
"It's fried pork with cabbage again, you really can't get tired of eating it."
Chen Xuemei was a little happy, but also a little headache. It's certainly something to be happy that she can make meals that make her son linger, but...
"It's the Chinese New Year, Ann, you can make a little bit of an excessive request."
"I feel like I've made an 'excessive' request..."
Chen An shrugged her shoulders. Mom definitely doesn't know how precious this kind of ordinary gravy bowl made by "humans" will be in the future. How gratifying and grateful it is when it is not food made by industrial machines.
Well, gratitude without exaggeration, those things that have the same taste without the slightest change, without the slightest personality, without any soul at all!
"By the way, what are the other three things?"
Chen An asked casually.
Chen Xuemei patted Chen An's small body, and said as a matter of course: "First of all, of course, I will give you a new set of clothes, then I will cut your hair, and finally I will buy some new year's goods. Your grandma specially told me to buy more cashew nuts for you." How about you, but when did you like eating cashew nuts?"
"..."
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