Long Aotian, who is in the third grade of primary school

Holding the cardboard high, Wangcai yelled at Chen An.

【Whatever you call us, our name is what you call us. If you call us Sauron, the Dark Lord, our real name will become Sauron, the Dark Lord. And if you call us Afu, then we name is Ah Fu]

"Seriously? The Dark Lord is a cat named Sauron?"

Chen An looked at Gandalf blankly.

"To be more precise, it is a stray cat that has been genetically modified by aliens."

Gandalf sighed: "Unfortunately, this stray cat has been persecuted by humans in the past."

As he spoke, Gandalf took out a small portable DVD player and placed it in front of Chen An. As the machine was turned on, the blue screen gradually lit up, and then a 360p video was played on Chen An.

The content of the video is unremarkable, just a few brats chasing each other.

Having fun with the game, one of the bear kids casually broke off a branch from the peach tree beside him, held it in his hand and waved it.

Although the bear child didn't speak, Chen An guessed that the child was probably imagining that he was a chivalrous man who helped the weak and the strong.

"No, you guessed wrong."

Gandalf shook his head and said: "He is imagining that he is the son of Arathorn II and Gilleen who gallops in Middle-earth China, the No. 30 ninth-generation grandson of Isildur, and the No. 16 chieftain of the Dúnedain. , the founding king of the reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor."

Hiss... what a terrifying imagination.

Suddenly a raccoon cat appeared in the sight of the bear children, and the bear child holding the branch lit up, pointed at the cihua cat and shouted: "You are Sauron, the Dark Lord, right! Stop running! I am Aragon today!" You must be beheaded under the holy sword of Nasir!"

The frightened cihuamao ran away in a panic, while the bear kid laughed and chased after it, and then the video stopped abruptly.

"This is the origin story of the birth of the Dark Lord Sauron."

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Chen An looked at Gandalf with a complicated expression, and then watched Aragorn and the so-called 'Sword of Nasir' in the video open up, hesitant to speak, and hesitant to speak.

"Shortly after that, the stray cat received careful treatment in a kind family and gradually recovered from its injuries. According to the principle of "carrying out with animals", you captured Sauron and your dog, and conducted genetic modification experiments on cats and dogs, and the result of the experiment is to endow your dog and this cat with wisdom not inferior to humans."

Gandalf continued: "Sauron is very worried about the fact that he was abused by Aragorn. He can't forget the stinging wound on his body, he can't forget the humiliation of being driven to a desperate situation by Aragorn, and he can't forget his love for mankind. So... it abandoned its dignity, acted like a baby to those aliens who experimented with it, confused the aliens, and let the aliens create a virus for it that can give all mice wisdom and power."

"And that virus is the Holy Sword of Nasir?"

Chen An raised his forehead and asked.

"The holy sword of Nasir, that is, the peach branch is the weapon that once hurt Sauron. Sauron considers it the scariest thing in the world, and he thinks it is perfect to use it as a virus carrier."

Gandalf sighed: "Originally, Sauron would use the holy sword of Nasir to control the rats all over the world to launch a war of revenge against humans, but--Moni, who was also experimented by aliens, tried her best to stop it He snatched the holy sword of Nasir from Sauron's hand and sent it to me, please protect this holy sword, so I built this Eldron to protect the holy sword."

Mo Ni on the side nodded vigorously.

"And this is the origin of the Knights of the Ring?"

Chen An pressed his chest, feeling the growing unbelievability: "You old naughty boy, with a group of brats and a dog, are you really here to protect the human race in obscurity? And you really did it!!!"

Chapter 65 Aotian will never miss the mark

inside the tent...

With the help of Gandalf and Wangcai, Chen An finally understood what happened in Taohua Village during this period.

To put it simply, aliens kidnapped a cat and a dog, experimented on them and endowed them with intelligence. The intelligent cat wants to take revenge on those humans who have hurt itself, so it uses alien technology to customize He found a virus that can give mice wisdom, and wanted to launch a war against humans through mice, but the dog tried his best to take the virus away.

Finally, the exhausted dog entrusted the virus to Gandalf, and Gandalf established the Knights of the Ring to guard the virus until his own arrival...

"Although I seem to understand it, I don't seem to understand it."

Chen An covered his eyes and groaned, "I can understand that you didn't destroy the holy sword. After all, it would be bad if you accidentally let the virus in the holy sword spread, but you can't find a better place to hide things." Is it? Even if it’s not in the bank’s vault, at least it should be guarded by social people with live ammunition. If it’s more ruthless, someone will catch the cat and send it to SCP for management, right?”

"Social people can't do it. As for directly attacking Sauron, do you think those aliens who have become slaves to cats will just sit back and watch?"

Gandalf shook his head and said, "All in all, only hobbits can protect the 'Holy Sword'."

Chen An just wanted to refute, but as soon as the words reached his throat, he realized that Gandalf was too right, there was nothing wrong with it.

In the entire human civilization, the only ones who can hold this 'Holy Sword' are the Hobbits.

Violating Sauron directly will attract cat slave aliens, and it is safe to let social people take care of it, but once Sauron realizes that he will never be able to regain the holy sword from the social people, he will definitely abandon stray cats again Dignity, ran to ask the aliens to help him regain the holy sword.

So there must be a not too strong existence like the 'Hobbit', so that Sauron will not ask the aliens for help.

'Even a group of elementary school students can't do anything about it, and still want to conquer human beings? '

It is probably to let 'Sauron' have a similar idea, and use Sauron's self-esteem to make him think about regaining the Holy Sword by his own strength.

"Originally, this matter has been going smoothly, but..."

Gandalf glanced helplessly at the thoughtful Chen An.

The operation of finding a TV station and letting all the members of the Knights go on TV together greatly exceeded his expectations. The knights couldn’t resist the temptation to go on TV. The empty Eldron was taken advantage of by Sauron, and the Holy Sword Fall into enemy hands.

"Uh, although at first glance this is my fault, but..."

Chen An looked left and right, trying to find someone who could take the blame for him, but looking at Luli and Paladin beside him who felt sorry for Sauron's fate, he could only spread his hands and said helplessly: "Okay, humans will Being forced into a predicament by a cat is indeed my fault, I will write a self-criticism, is 300 words enough?"

"You've made such a big fuss, are you going to deal with it in 300 words?"

Paladin looked at Chen An dissatisfied.

"Then... 600 words?"

"It's almost there."

Paladin nodded in satisfaction, while Gandalf looked at Chen An helplessly and said, "Leave aside the matter of writing a review, and first find a way to get the holy sword of Nasir back from Sauron."

"How to get it back?"

Chen An shrugged and said helplessly: "As long as it runs to a certain place on the top of the mountain and releases the virus, wouldn't we be finished?"

"Not necessarily."

Gandalf stretched out his hand to Luli, and asked softly, "The treasure I gave you should still be in your hands."

Luli was taken aback for a moment, then nodded vigorously, took out a 'pig's trotter' from her pocket and handed it to Gandalf. It was given to her by Gandalf when she didn't know where to find classmate Chen An. The treasure, and it was through the power of this treasure that the auction venue was found.

"Origami toy?"

Chen An looked at the 'pig's trotter' in Gandalf's hand in puzzlement, and then his face changed drastically: "You don't mean to say, this thing can help us find Sauron, right?"

"Woo! Woah!"

Moni jumped up and down in front of Chen An, and Gandalf also explained: "This fate indicator is not an ordinary origami toy. After Moni learned of Sauron's conspiracy, she asked the aliens , using alien technology to create this instrument that can reveal the "fate" of others to a certain extent, and use this instrument to track Sauron's traces, biting Sauron's tail, so that he can snatch it from Sauron's hands. Get off the instrument."

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Chen An stared at the origami toy in a daze, and then said with a strange expression: "The three artifacts of the Knights of the Ring, the Holy Sword Nasir, also known as the 'branch' has the terrifying power to put the entire human race in crisis. The Fate Indicator means' Origami has the power to reveal one's destiny, so the Supreme Lord of the Rings, that is, 'gold', might also have it..."

"It has not been injected with any alien technology."

Gandalf shook his head and said, "In terms of value, everything here is more valuable than it."

"Uh, in fact, as long as it is used in a proper way, theoretically this Lord of the Rings can indeed destroy human beings."

Looking at Chen An who was still trying to be brave, Gandalf stretched out his hand helplessly, pressed his shoulder and said, "It's just a pile of ordinary precious metal minerals, a group of hobbits can throw it down casually." Doomsday Volcano really doesn't have the ability to threaten human beings, so you should be quicker and admit that you were wrong."

"I can sell the Lord of the Rings for money, and money begets money, making him hundreds of billions."

Chen An pinched his fingers and said to Gandalf: "Then, I'll spend hundreds of billions to invest in some nuclear power plants, and then use the money to manage relationships to infiltrate the nuclear power plant into a sieve, and finally make an operation error to blow up the nuclear power plant, and let the nuclear power plant The pollution spreads to an entire continent, and with luck, it could theoretically trigger the nuclear binding mechanism of humans, turning all humans into stars in the sky."

"..."

"You scare me a little."

Gandalf looked at Chen An embarrassingly: "Would you rather destroy the world than admit that you were just wrong?"

Chen An shook his head very vigorously, made an X with his hands, and said firmly: "Look at other people's Aotian, they can accurately find the natural treasures that no one cares about in the flea market with their terrifying eyesight. , and thus become a blockbuster, but I regard a pile of gold as a treasure, and look down on branches and origami toys that are tens of millions of times more valuable than gold——I don’t want this kind of thing!”

Chapter 66 The Cat's Repayment

Although I really don't want to admit that I was wrong, but in fact I was wrong. He took away the most useless things in this tent full of treasures.

Chen An stared blankly at Gandalf, the old man who had been guarding the human race in this small village with the three great artifacts. He always thought that he was just an old urchin with a childlike innocence.

But now that he thinks about his true identity, he has actually heard about it a long time ago, but he has always regarded that legend as people's misjudgment.

"Who would have thought that the well-known legend in our Peach Blossom Village is actually true?"

Chen An recalled the legend that his mother had mentioned to Louison when he came here, and looked at Gandalf with complicated eyes: "You are the villager A who was kidnapped by aliens decades ago, right?"

"What a nostalgic past."

Gandalf looked at Chen An who revealed his identity with some relief, then nodded and said: "In the past, there were still many people who believed that I was indeed kidnapped by aliens, but recently such people have plummeted. Years, contact of the fourth kind doesn't even deserve to be a joke after dinner."

"Encounters of the Fourth Kind, the romance of encounters between humans and extraterrestrial lifeforms..."

Chen An looked at Gandalf in a daze and said, "Can you tell me what the aliens look like? I really want to have a contact with them."

"They have no entity, they are just a bunch of pure energy, and they are still a bunch of fools."

Gandalf patted his thigh and said with a nostalgic smile: "They kidnapped us, just wondering why a pile of 'meat' could talk. At that time, I was poor and crazy, and I dared to say that it would be no problem to study me, but To give money, guess what happened?"

Chen An shook his head in a daze.

"They didn't know anything about money and gave me a bunch of shit."

Gandalf shook his head and said, "What kind of shells, ancient copper coins, electronic currency, game currency, gold, banknotes from various countries, as long as they have something to do with money, they all gave me a bunch."

"Very vulgar..."

Chen An looked at Gandalf helplessly and said: "If it was me, I would definitely ask them for the technology tree of nuclear fusion and the genetic engineering technology of immortality. If I take a step back, I will at least ask them to build me a blue machine Cat."

"People at that time were so simple, not as complicated as you brats."

Gandalf raised his hand, and tapped the child's forehead lightly with his wand: "The topic is far away, what matters now is not the aliens, but the capture of Sauron and the recovery of the holy sword of Nasir."

"Ok."

Chen An pressed his knuckles, and said word by word: "Although I don't know how much threat to human beings will be caused by restoring the rat's wisdom, since it is my fault, then let me throw it away with my own hands. Squad! Ready to do it!"

"Oh!...En?"

Luli shouted excitedly and looked at the hesitant Paladin next to her in confusion.

"Even if the Fate Display can reveal the location of the Dark Lord Sauron, it will take a long time to find it."

Paladin turned to look at the sky, and said softly, "Do you know what time it is?"

Chen An looked awkwardly at the Holy Hammer Knight who was about to retire: "I know that if you go back late, you will be scolded by strict parents, but..."

"You don't know anything at all!"

Hammer Knight covered his face and said: "You hobbits from the city, it is impossible to know the taste of old Beijing cloth shoe hands beating pork!"

"Okay, it's really late today, let's go to Sauron tomorrow."

Gandalf's words made Hammer Knight hold his buttocks in relief, while Chen An looked at Gandalf wonderingly: "How can you be sure that Sauron will release the virus tomorrow?"

"It won't use the holy sword Nasir now."

Gandalf looked at Chen An meaningfully: "Believe me, it will wait for you until tomorrow, because... it is just named Sauron, not the real Dark Lord."

Although Chen An still wanted to ask something, Gandalf didn't want to say any more, and just signaled that the hobbits could break up.

Without the help of the Guardians of the Ring, Chen An didn't think he could stop the Demon Lord Sauron by himself, so he could only walk home with Luli for the time being.

"Feel sorry……"

Looking at Luli next to him, he scratched his head in embarrassment: "Now that I think about it, I might have been bewitched by the Lord of the Rings unconsciously, and I put the announcement of 'skill extraction' and 'king palace' into the deck. ’ and ‘Magic Barrel’ does go a little too far.”

"Well, it's fine."

Luli put her hands behind her back, smiled and shook her head and said, "Take the Lord of the Rings to sell money, and then support the Hope Project. I never thought that the Lord of the Rings can be used in this way. Sure enough, classmate Chen An is indeed classmate Chen An." .”

Hearing the silver bell-like laughter, Chen An even covered his face with his hands. In the school duel, there is no rule that the same card can be placed at most three, so he stuffed twenty magic tubes into the deck to deal with those who wanted to stop him. Luli.

Who would have thought that the desire for gold made him distort to such an extent... The Lord of the Rings not only made him look wrong, but also made him distort the duelist's reserve.

In short, it is regret, very, very, very regretful!

"Keep your head up, you should be proud of what you've done."

The gentle voice made Chen An slightly astonished.