This female voice is not Luli's voice, who is talking?
He raised his head in confusion, and looked around, but there were only clusters of mosquitoes around him, and a squatting not far in front of him—a raccoon cat?
He rubbed his eyes, somewhat unable to believe what he saw.
The raccoon cat in front of him stands up like a human being, with one paw somehow grasping a very familiar tree branch.
"The Lord of Darkness... Sauron!"
Luli reacted immediately, she took two steps back, pulled out her 'sword' with a rustle, and confronted Lihuamao dignifiedly, Chen An only then reacted, her body bent forward slightly, and her hands were pressed At the waist, American Juhe is ready to go.
But from the bottom of his heart, he didn't think that his Desert Eagle could do anything. Considering the cat's extremely fast reaction, his Desert Eagle might not be able to hit it.
By the way... why didn't Sauron wait for someone to find him?Instead, it appeared in front of me naturally!
"Because I want to see you."
The gentle female voice came from the cat to Chen An's ears. An incredible feeling made him feel that everything in front of him was like a dream. He dreamed that a cat was talking in front of him, and said...
"Your grandma is my savior, and you have the kindness to help me regain the holy sword. Unlike the two-legged beast, I will never forget these kindnesses, so——you want a few tons of dried fish as a reward What? My... benefactor?"
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Chen An looked embarrassingly at the raccoon cat in front of him who wanted to give away dried fish, and then at Luli who was holding a 'sword' and was waiting in battle, covering his eyes and sighing softly.
"The names of animals are determined by humans, and humans can call them whatever they want, so you are indeed Sauron, the Dark Lord, but at the same time—Ah Fu?"
"Don't call me that name!"
Sauron stared furiously at Chen An: "Even if you are the grandson of your benefactor, I will not allow you to say the word 'Ah Fu'!"
"Okay, Sauron... no, Lord Sauron, the Dark Lord."
Chen An's eyeballs were rolling, and he said: "When other people's talking cats want to repay a favor, they will directly become cat girls. If you take ten thousand steps back, you will at least kill the rats in the room. You can send a few tons of small fish." Do you want to finish it?"
"Tsk, what a greedy guy."
'Sauron' grimaced, and said nonchalantly: "Just wait for a while, after I conquer human beings with the holy sword of Nasir, I will give you hundreds of tons of dried fish."
"But I don't want dried fish."
Sauron stared, "You don't want dried fish?You guys have something wrong with your brain' eyes, and said in disbelief: "How old are you, do you really want something like a cat girl?"
"Hey hey, my layout is not so small."
Chen An pressed his chest and said word by word: "I want rights, rights under a cat, rights over a hundred million people!"
Luli looked at her best friend in disbelief, while Chen An took a step forward, blocking Sauron's sight and at the same time stretched her hand behind her back to make Luli feel at ease.
"I really dare to think about it."
Sauron looked at Chen An who wanted to take over the power, and said in a delicate tone: "I plan to give this position to your grandma. Do you want to take away the rights that your grandma deserves?"
"Her old man doesn't like rights, and as her favorite grandson, I don't think she would mind ceding this right to me."
Chen An nodded affirmatively and said: "The most important thing is that I can be your right-hand man and help you build a country with perfect rules and continuous operation."
"The rules are perfect and it can run...a country?"
Sauron looked at Chen An blankly.
"Take it for granted!"
Chen An pretended to be surprised and looked at Sauron, who was in a daze, and said, "Lord Sauron, do you think that as long as you endow the rats with wisdom, the rats will spontaneously support you as king?"
"Isn't that a matter of course?"
Sauron blinked his eyes in confusion: "I'm a cat, and a raccoon cat with the strongest ability to catch mice."
"Emmm... that is to say, you become a tyrant and establish a kingdom that uses fear as its platform to rule the rats?"
Chen An said thoughtfully: "This is a bit difficult. In this open-minded world where primary school students are taught dragon slaying art, it is almost impossible to become a tyrant, and you probably don't have the ability to read minds." , I have to be on guard all the time against the assassination of those rats who want to get rid of the tyrant, and I can't sleep well."
"Forehead……"
Sauron lowered his head, carefully pondering what Chen An said, it seems that this is indeed the truth.
"Then I won't be a tyrant anymore, it's fine for me to be an ordinary king."
"It's not easy to be a king."
Chen An spread his hands and said: "May I ask if the country you want to build is a more advanced hierarchical system or a backward but more slave system? How do you formulate taxes? How do you adjust national policies? Let the only talented mouse manage your entire country. The territory of the planet?"
The amount of too complicated information made Sauron's two eyes start to circle, but the elementary school student still didn't stop, whispering in his ear.
"And on this planet, the king is generally just a mascot. If you really want the power of a king, there will definitely be mice who stand up and say, 'The princes and generals are better than each other', so the backward system will not work. We have to develop a more advanced system; for example, capitalism or socialism, but it is impossible to enter socialism with the current social productive forces, so we have to enter capitalism first, but capitalism is not easy to enter, it must be Carry out bloody primitive accumulation, for example... so... so... so and so... and so and so... and then so... so..."
Snapped……
There was a soft sound, which was the sound of Sauron falling straight on the ground, and then it stood up in a panic, and shouted: "Stop reading! Stop reading!"
Chen An blinked, looked at the extremely uncomfortable Sauron and said, "Master Sauron, I haven't even finished talking about one ten-thousandth of what I have to do."
"I give up! I quit!"
Sauron shook his head like a rattle.
"You quit? That is to say-you want to train agents, let others suffer and suffer on your behalf, and you sit back and enjoy the rewards?"
Chen An repeatedly shook his head and persuaded him: "Master Sauron, this is impossible, you don't have mind reading skills, how do you know if the agent is loyal enough, how do you know if the agent will have the idea of 'I can replace him' one day, And then I'll give you a sharp backstab? And..."
So familiar feeling?
Luli's eyes widened, she looked at her close friend who was talking about all kinds of obscure terms, and at Sauron who covered her ears, and vaguely saw the Monkey King who could make trouble in heaven and the one who had no hands to bind a chicken powerful monk.
And the effect is equally obvious. Under the repeated bombardment of language, Sauron, the Dark Lord, looked tired, numb, and trying to put on a mess.
"I don't know, I really don't know..."
The Dark Lord Sauron stared blankly at the Holy Sword of Nasir in his hand: "Did I decide to build a kingdom of my own with such a frivolous attitude?"
This expression is just right!
Chen An secretly clenched his fists in his heart.
This kind of villain who keeps saying that he wants to conquer the world has no idea that the easiest step to conquer the world is to "build a territory". The real difficulty is to "govern the territory". The thread ball is still messy, as long as Sauron is clearly aware of the difficulty, it will automatically start to mess up!
"I gave up. Sure enough, conquering humans and establishing a kingdom is too troublesome."
"Eh? Don't conquer humans?"
Chen An looked at Sauron in astonishment, he still had a lot to say, why did this guy act like he was in a hurry?Is this guy's defense just paper?
"After all, when I think about it carefully, I'm not interested in ruling the human race at all. I just want to see how those two-legged beasts are running around in panic and fear of dying at any time."
Sauron held up the holy sword of Nasir, and said word by word: "So let's skip the step of 'domination' and directly let the rats riot and launch a tidal wave of offensive against humans!"
"Wait a minute!"
Chen An, who was about to mess things up, raised his hands over X and shouted: "My grandma is also human, do you want to do bad things that make her old man sad!"
"Forehead……"
A moment of hesitation flashed in Sauron's vertical pupils, and then he gritted his teeth at Chen An and said, "Then tell me, what should I do? Do you want me to let go of the pain and humiliation like this? Continue to live in a nightmare! "
"At least...at least give it a chance."
Chen An subconsciously clenched his fists and said, "Give us primary school students... no, give us the Knights of the Ring a chance to save mankind!"
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The situation has improved slightly, but it is still not optimistic...
Chen An anxiously looked at Sauron, who was lost in thought. Although it was a good thing that the cat gave up on building a kingdom, if possible, he wanted to persuade it to let go of its hatred of 'all humans' in one step.
If there is a grievance and a debtor, wouldn't it be nice to hang and beat a brat who bullies small animals?The matter can be confined to this small village without making troubles to the point of involving all human beings.
"Giving you Knights of the Ring a chance?"
Sauron looked at Chen An with a complicated expression: "I don't think it is necessary to give you this chance, but——you are the grandson of grandma, the benefactor who helped me regain the holy sword, it is not impossible to give you a 'chance' .”
awesome!
Luli clenched her fist subconsciously, and excitedly looked at the relieved Chen An.
"but!"
Chen An subconsciously looked at Sauron who suddenly spoke loudly.
"Four o'clock tomorrow afternoon."
Sauron looked at Chen An and said word by word: "Although I can release the holy sword at any time now, for the sake of grandma and you, I am willing to postpone it until four o'clock tomorrow afternoon. In less than a second, you will liberate the holy sword of Nasir at four o'clock in the afternoon and launch a rebellious revolution against mankind—you Knights of the Ring must snatch this 'bell' hanging around my neck before that."
Chen An looked at the bell tied around Sauron's neck with a 'thin woolen thread', and asked quickly: "That is to say, if we can stop you before four o'clock in the afternoon and take back the holy sword, you will give up." Your own plan?"
"Just give up temporarily."
Sauron snorted coldly: "If you can snatch the bell before four o'clock tomorrow afternoon, I will hand over the holy sword to you, and then... wait until the time to get the holy sword back again."
After saying that, the cihuamao turned around, and within a few jumps, it sank into the weedy field, and soon disappeared.
"Huh... I'm exhausted..."
Chen An pressed his throat, and Luli hurriedly handed over her water bottle, letting him drink to his heart's content.
"Ha... Tomorrow at four o'clock in the afternoon, tsk, what a complicated time."
Chen An rubbed his forehead with some headaches, looked at Luli and said, "Are you free to accompany me tomorrow to stop Sauron?"
"So free!"
Luli nodded vigorously, and then said with some hesitation: "It's just that I don't think two elementary school students can defeat the Dark Lord holding a holy sword, at least... plus Paladin, three elementary school students are worth a Zhuge Liang!" It's too much."
"No, it's a cat, and I'm the only one among the three who can barely touch the prime minister's side. Are you two trying to kill me?"
As he said that, Chen An scratched his hair: "In short, it is very difficult for three elementary school students to catch a cat that doesn't know where it will hide. At least all members of the Knights of the Ring have to be dispatched."
"Then do it!"
Luli clenched her fists, her face full of impatient excitement.
"Really, at least it gives me a sense of tension that the world that is about to be filled with humans is about to be overwhelmed by rats."
Chen An shook his head helplessly, and was dragged home by the excited Luli.
These elementary school students probably don't quite understand what the situation is now, let alone how serious it is for 150 billion mice to acquire the wisdom to say 'Ingleser'.
Even the stupid cat 'Sauron' doesn't know how much trouble what he is doing will cause human beings, and he is the only one who can understand this crisis.
Fortunately, his very existence is a violation of the rules of the game.
In the battle against Sauron, adults cannot participate. After all, adults are very likely to cause serious dissatisfaction from cat slaves and aliens. Only elementary school students of the Knights of the Ring can participate.
But he has the broad vision of an adult, the logical thinking that can wrestle with detectives, and the knowledge of miscellaneous knowledge gained after reading a terrifying collection of books. To be honest, except for his frailty, he is far better than ordinary people in society. People return to society.
At the same time, his body, which anyone who looked at would think he was a primary school student, perfectly avoided the aliens' warning line. No matter what he did to Sauron, the aliens would not be the same as him if he wanted to. Children care about.
I, who combines the advantages of both adults and children, how much...slower?Gandalf seems to have said something similar?
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"The body is a hobbit, but the mind is a giant of armor. They shouldn't be compatible, but the two completely different qualities have reached a nearly perfect balance in your body. Maybe one day... have both. These two powerful you can really defeat Sauron, the Dark Lord, and complete the mission of the Knights of the Ring."
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hiss……
Could it be possible that the old naughty boy who could foresee the development of the situation to such an extent has come true?
Chen An, who returned to his room, shook his head vigorously, expelling the excessive thoughts from his head, and when he raised his head again, his eyes met the Digimon machine hanging on the wall.
The equipment that Gandalf gave him has been hanging there without moving after being played with by him for a while.
It's not that it's not fun, it's just that he's been focusing on the Lord of the Rings recently, and he really doesn't care about such little gadgets, and it's precisely because of this that Sauron took advantage of the loopholes by accident.
"Although I don't want to admit it, it's really the same as Gandalf said, my purity is too low."
Sighing, Chen An stepped forward to take down the Digimon machine, and then turned on the switch, and the Dilu beast made up of dot patterns jumped out immediately, and somersaulted in front of him.
Looking at the lovely appearance of Tilu Beast, he paused for a moment.
"Wait, wait!... Could it be..."
Gandalf's previous words flashed through his brain, and a little spiritual light exploded on his forehead.
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